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    You can't keep soulmates apart. Not even when you steal one's body.

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    ""It was a dare, wasn't it?" Castiel hissed, his eyes squinted. "Wasn't it?"
    Dean pursed his lips, his eyebrow raised, as if Castiel's anger was somehow amusing. "Okay. You guessed it. It was a dare. Happy?"
    "What was the dare?" Castiel resounded; almost growled, in a voice octaves lower than usual. "To flirt with me? Did you 'complete' the dare to flirt with the nobody?"
    Dean smirked again, the corner of his perfect pink lips curling. "No. It wasn't to flirt with you." He spoke, almost plainly. Like, it wasn't a big deal at all. "It was to make you 'want' me."
    Castiel turned his head from Dean, putting in a conscious effort in breathing.
    Dean continued, and his voice was as if he was resisting the urge to chuckle. As if Castiel's rage was actually entertaining. "You ought to thank me, Novak. I found a loophole. I'd have slept with you, and you would've 'wanted' me, and that'd have been it."
    Castiel's voice stuck in his throat.
    "But," Dean still spoke, easily, as if it were something commonplace. "What Ketch meant by 'wanting' was making you fall in love with me. The whole, whipped, can't-sleep-without-can't-live-without Love-me-tender-by-Elvis-Presley love."

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    In his dream, they'd been doves, exploring the world together, flying over stormy oceans, and hissing deserts, and emerald jungles. | A collection of The Arcana oneshots.

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    Dean Winchester, enthusiastic horndog, overhears a conversation outside a bar and decides to follow up with a proposition. After having his bona fides established by the bartender, he takes Castiel Novak PhD home to show him 'a good time, the Dean Winchester way'...

    and promptly falls asleep on his booty call.

    His apology paves the way for a remarkable two weeks of sex, trust and domesticity, which ends when Cas has to go home.

    Expect Gabe and Sam to help launch the love boat, because those two idjits can't manage it alone.

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    Sighing, he took a seat on top of a roof, his legs dangling over the edge. Rubbing at his chest (broken ribs hurt like a mother fucker), he eyed the street below him. “It’s so small,” he mumbled, dropping his hand.

    “I’m offended Spidey. You know, no one really assumes I’m small, but if you really think so, I can provide some very compelling evidence-”

    “Oh my god, not you,” Peter groaned, his chin hitting his chest.

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    This thing had always been so...big, and yet so small. Sweet and spectacular. An intimate howl into the darkness that was always threatening to devour them.

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    So Malec are together, happy and in love. Magnus lives with Madzie 'until they find a permanent home for her', and Alec helps out, like a lot, when he can, which is often. It's not like they're a family or anything, except for how they are.
    But every paradise has a snake and when the High Warlock of Brooklyn and the De Facto Leader of the New York Shadowhunter Institute get together, well...That might just be a little too much power concentrated in one place for some people's peace of mind.
    How to separate them though? How to break up this alliance once and for all?

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    The Herald and the Prophet. Earthlings. To make it in this new world, they will have to work together. And not die. The Prophet's convinced that everything the universe over is trying its best to prevent just that. The not dying part, that is. There's no such thing as coincidence and more than one person's doing the creeping. Keep your friends close and your sketchy, elfy mentors closer.

    At least they understand each other's jokes.

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    Tags will update with story progress to avoid spoilers.
    Includes major and minor canon divergences.
    NSFW chapters (both graphic violence and sexual situations) marked with * . -Now with 100% more asterisks!
    Very likely not going to be DA4 compliant.

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    It's a Thursday when Harry sees him. He's just parked his black Jetta out in front of the supermarket when he sees a familiar face exiting the store hand in hand with a skinny brunette. Of course she's got long curly hair, Harry mutters to himself. Harry knows he's seen that woman before. Long before the wedding and long before the engagement party.

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    Sam goes where you’d imagine he would when he dies in that tunnel. Here’s how much it costs him to come back.

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    INFINITY WAR SPOILERS INFINITY WAR SPOILERS INFINITY WAR SPOILERS

    His whole body had been regrown, as far as Thor could understand the science from the evasive, wandering explanation Loki had given him, and he was tender all over, but the neck must have, necessarily, had the hardest time of the regeneration process, and it looked angry for long ages after the rest of Loki had returned to relative normalcy.

    “Does it hurt terribly?” Thor asked, after a lot of other questions had been gotten out of the way, and a lot of nonverbal things, as well.

    “Not terribly,” Loki said, quirking his lips in humor that Thor did not share.

    Thor did not dare touch it, even as he could not stop touching the rest of his brother.

    INFINITY WAR SPOILERS INFINITY WAR SPOILERS INFINITY WAR SPOILERS

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    Huffing, puffing and attempting to roll over and push himself to his feet, Dean watches - eyes wide, heart in his throat - as the vampire manages to drop Sam

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    After five years, Jim Kirk thought he had had seen it all. It isn't until an encounter with an alien race on the edge of the Beta Quadrant that turns Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy's worlds upside down.

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    This is Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy's journey to parenthood as they await the births of their children that they never thought they would have.

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    This would be Ye Olde Cuddling Naked in the Forest to Stave Off Hypothermia fic. Marcus and Tomas find themselves in the wilds of Canada without heat or electricity. The fire has gone out, and Marcus is a terrible bed-mate.

    I opened the schmoop tap wide for this one. Also, there is probably a lot more humour than is generally appropriate in relation to a life-threatening case of hypothermia.

    Written for the April Ex-O-Wri-Mo, and because the wonderful cutiesonthehorizon asked me to.

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    "Enough with the eyebrows of doom, man, I just came to check up on you. Scott said you were bleeding but wouldn't let let Deaton check in you. You okay, man?"

    "Fine" Derek bit out. It wasn't really a lie, his wounds had mostly closed up.

    "You know I'm not just asking about the wounds, right?"

    There was blood in her blonde hair, he remembered with startling clarity.

    "I'm okay, I'm okay" he said, softer and more unsure than he had intended.

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    AKA 5 times Derek refused comfort and 1 time he didn't.

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    “Planetside to Snips,” Anakin says, waving his hand in front of her face; she blinks, tries not to jump back.

    “Yes, Master?”
     
    He just looks at her. “Were you listening to any of that?” 

    Shavit, she needs to think of an excuse. “I was… well, looking for the Togrutans. I can’t feel any Force-signatures,” she explains, and hopes that’s true, since she hasn’t lowered her shields enough to tell.

    “Hmm, you’re right,” Obi-Wan says after a moment of concentration. “That’s… odd.”

    “That doesn’t fit,” Rex says, and she can tell by his tone that he’s frowning thoughtfully inside his helmet. “Clankers are never shy about using civvies as a living shield.”

    [or: Zygerria, in the 'these battle scars' verse.]

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    Will Solace and Nico di Angelo are a happy couple, navigating the new waters of their relationship, when Will's mother decides that she wants to meet Nico. Naomi Solace has secrets of her own, and it turns out that she needs more help from her son and boyfriend than any of them had anticipated.

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    Salzburg, Austria. 1938.

    Harry Styles is a young man who, despite his protests, will never be a Catholic priest. He is assigned a summer job as a governor for the six siblings of Mr. Tomlinson, a wealthy ex-navy soldier who runs his household like a navy ship. They fall in love.

    The Sound of Music AU that a couple people did ask for, if you can believe it.

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    Bilbo didn't care what Mister Proudfoot said, he was sure that he had a baby dragon. This belief only grew when the dragon began to hoard things. Shiny things. A glass bead, a shiny silver spoon, his father's spectacles were an obsessive favorite. Ember would always take them straight back to the fireplace and lay on them in the fire, but Bilbo scolded him harshly and told him that stealing things was bad, and he shouldn't take things that didn't belong to him, then made the dragon give them back. The little dragon was so sad about this that Bilbo gave him his bag of marbles, which Ember examined happily in great detail. Since shiny objects were apparently something his dragon needed in order to be happy, and he didn't want the little one stealing, Bilbo went around to the neighbors, collecting old bottles, and beads and brass and silver buttons, bits of copper and slivers of tin and steel and anything else shiny that they didn't want anymore, broken brooches, rusted old tools, chipped teacups, jewelry chains that were broken and tangled beyond recovery, an earring that had long ago lost its pair, a silver ring that no one wanted, and six pairs of broken spectacles that Ember hoarded fiercely.

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    She pushes back her hood, exposing the points of her ears. It is all of thirty seconds before the humans start to notice—they look at her with surprise, then confusion, then rage. She is undaunted.

    Let them see.

    Let them know a Dalish elf has come to Wycome.

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