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Jaskier has been depressed for a very long time. When he meets the prettiest Witcher with white hair and golden eyes in Posada in the spring, he’s determined to follow him on the path. It does however mean that he needs to keep his sombre feelings hidden. He’s sure that Geralt will ditch him the second it becomes clear that the bard is nothing but a hoax, a charlatan, and that he isn’t quite as upbeat, charming or optimistic as he pretends to be. Hiding his depression has it’s price and Jaskier tries whatever he can think of to continue keeping up the facade, including finding a high in diluted Wicher-potions, which he steals from Geralt. And the Witcher doesn’t know. Until he does.
Warning; Be mindful of the tags. This is not a happy fanfic, Jaskier has some serious dark thoughts and also acts on them. I will make them have a happy ending, but that isn’t the case for many chapters. Beware with reading, if this is something you’re sensitive to, do not read. I don’t wish to trigger anyone with this story.
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The wolven pack and the stray cats by Lynxckx
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
04 Mar 2024
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Zira of the Cats stumbles into Kear Morhen heavly injured with junks of her memory missing. She doens't remember her own brother Aiden, she doens't rememeber her best fried Thea. She just remembers witchers are in danger... but of what and whom exactly?
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- Part 4 of Cat tales
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Gift basket babies. by Shadowed_one for gravityinglass
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Feb 2024
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No witcher ever called the 'law of surprise' in these modern days, it was deemed too inhuman all those centuries ago, by these few who were still alive.
Centuries passed and the world of men grew.
While the 'elder' races sought to hide in the fringes of society or within one of the few wild sanctuaries left to them. Some witchers had taken to becoming protectors of these sacred lands, seeing it as a form of retirement.
However, some eternal powers will disregard all the rules and still find a way to meddle in some poor unsuspecting individual's life.
The Wolf Clan are about to be blessed, regardless of their feelings or past demands from fate.
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Call Him Mr Raider, Call Him Mr Wrong by vix_spes for MadameMeduse, AnonBlueberry (hippydeath)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
17 Feb 2024
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Becoming a barman at a strip-club while completing his PhD was enough for Eskel to wrap his head around. He hadn't expected to fall in lust with one of the dancers during his first shift as well.
Because it was Eskel, of course it was the cage dancer with the rather murderous facial expression.
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Lambert's Accidental Cat Acquisition by LadySesame
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Feb 2024
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A fic detailing snippets throughout Lambert's relationship with Aiden: from their first meeting, to Lambert's reluctant acceptance of their friendship, to that one time Aiden touched his dick. It was probably just a one-time thing though. ...right?
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Praise the Lamb, conduit to great power, promised liberator of the One Who Waits below.
What if Lambert had their own motives for accepting the Red Crown? What if Lambert was a lil unhinged? What if Narinder falls in love with his vessel? What if Lambert betrays Narinder?This is my Cult of the Lamb retelling with a little bit of different lore. I will probably update this summary later.
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A heart caught in a fishing net by dandanini
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Jan 2024
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Lambert fell in love under circumstances he least expected.
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Witchers weren't supposed to feel or fall in love, and even less supposed to get sick. Lambert had always been the odd one.
(Day 2 — “Get away from me” & Collapse & Choking)
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- Part 2 of January of Whump (2024)
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Two Worlds Don't Make a Right by pherryt for Awkward_Chocobo_Kat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, One Piece (Anime & Manga)
24 Dec 2023
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Eskel's almost made it back to Kaer Morhen for winter when disaster strikes on the path home. It isn't called the Killer for nothing, after all. He must have struck his head on the fall down the cliff though, because Eskel's not sure if he's hallucinating or not when a trio of odd strangers rescue him.
Chopper and Sanji follow Zoro across a supposedly uninhabited island, hoping to keep the swordsman from getting lost as they explore, only to find themselves in another world entirely, dependent on a small group of wary strangers - with good cause, it turns out - to help them figure out a way back to the Sunny.
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- Part 15 of Save a Witcher Bingo 2023
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Lambert, recently released from prison, finds himself the linchpin in a whole family scheme involving a wedding, rival gangs, drug distribution logistics, semi-automatic weapons, and... love? maybe?
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- Part 1 of Motorcycle Gang AU
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Distant Drums of Death by Nope368
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Nov 2023
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Jaskier is injured during the battle with Voleth Meir. It takes a long time for anyone to notice.
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Age is only a creation of frail mortals by Hilimi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Oct 2023
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Aiden is kind of the epitome of self-confidence: with a pointy ear’s grandmother, he kept his youth and a young man's body through the years – not to say decades and centuries too blatantly. When he found himself a good partner, it was obvious that he was not going to let him walk away when they both wanted to spend the winter together.
Those youngsters in Kaer Morhen would not be a problem if they knew what was good for them.
PS: he would not even give them the chance to make a fuss, obviously, as the drama queen he is.
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Jaskier’s Tramp Stamp by DahliaVanDare
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
02 Oct 2023
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Jaskier has an embarrassing tattoo on his lower back, a fact that he’s managed to conceal from his travel companion Geralt, up until the witcher meets Valdo Marx who was there when he got it.
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i loved you like the sun by redhairedmuses
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
28 Sep 2023
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Lambert never thought himself as a cat person.
Then he met one.
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Juliana Alfreda Pankratz, Viscountess of Lettenhove, only daughter of Earl Beaumont Dustin Pankratz and Countess Clemence Aura Pankratz is set to be married to Prince Radovid V when she returns from Oxenfurt University. They, of course, didn’t say she had to come straight back so, you know, she doesn’t.
This leads her to meet Geralt and you know the rest. They adventure together, get into fights on mountains, and make up in forests.
Then Nilfgaard invades Cintria because Emhyr var Emreis wants to marry his pre-teen daughter and Geralt raises an army of witchers to take over the north. Because of course that would be a reasonable response, so now she has to help them navigate the new world they've thrown themselves into.
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Not a butcher, just an idiot by Kjam
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Sep 2023
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Lambert might be an asshole, but he still cares about his brothers. So when he hears the song Burn, Butcher, Burn he decides to find the bard who wrote it and punch him in the face.
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When a Witcher finds Jaskier trying to feed behind the tavern, he thought it was over, finally. His secret was out. But the Witcher surprises him and proposes something completely different, bringing him home to Kaer Morhen instead.
Turns out, some of the Witcher mutations leave them in a tight spot of their own. Vesemir proposes to help Jaskier learn about himself so he won't become a danger to others if he helps them through the winter season.
It really works out better than planned.
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- Part 1 of Incubus Verse
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Prove yourself worthy of your Bard by dawnoftheagez
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Aug 2023
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Jaskier was taken by a mad masked man, Lambert wakes on the beach with an anchor bound to him by chains.
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- Part 24 of Witcher Flash Fic Entries
- Part 8 of Witcher Bingo
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Geralt se ve envuelto en un viaje con las tres cosas que más odia: política, que alguien lo necesite y el olor del miedo. Al menos, el miedo era completamente justificado, pero no evitaba que fuera insoportable. La única razón por la que no se estaba quejando, era porque Lambert lo hacía por ambos.
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it's quicker and easier by hesitantlitmus
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
14 Jun 2023
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Vesemir once told them that the mutagens to dull emotions were in the first round of mutations so that they could still focus as their classmates dropped off, one by one. It’s what Barmin had told him. It’s the truth, he knows, but not entirely.The last wolves of Kaer Morhen reflect on becoming witchers after the death of their mentor in the Battle of Kaer Morhen.