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    Crookback Bog ending. Ciri never came back. Geralt has nothing left to live for.

    At least, that's what he thinks, until his pack mates come to help

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    Lambert misses Aiden so much it hurts, and a letter left in a safehouse brings all to the forefront.

    But is Aiden as dead as believed?

    "Every time, the realization that Aiden was dead hit him all over again, like being blindsided by a brick wall. In the three years since his Cat had been killed, it hadn’t gotten any easier to cope with his absence.

    Witchers didn’t have emotions his ass. Lambert’s life would be so much easier if he didn’t feel shit."

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    Geralt can't seem to work up the courage to ask Jaskier to join him at Kaer Morhen, so Roach does it instead.

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    Lambert takes on the contract to lift the curse from the infamous Ogre of Ellander.
    Things doesn't go as planned.

    Starting with a Cat.

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    After a disaster of a contract, Aiden tried to comfort his friend.

    He hadn't intended to turn that comfort into a love confession, and yet, here he was.

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    Lambert is one jealous bastard, so he decides to teach Aiden a lesson. Too bad Aiden is one kinky bastard, so the lesson ends up being something completely different than planned.

    A modern AU one-shot, also set in the Bring Your Hunger - verse, because I just can't get enough of these two.

    It also matched perfectly with today's Witcher Trick or Treat prompt that is "Bite".

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    Lambert hasn't seen Aiden for the better part of a year, and now that he's late for the one absolute they share, Lambert is worried.

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    Look, it fucking - it wasn't supposed to go like this, alright?

    The contract had said it was a chort, and even though Lambert knew - he fucking knew - that humans couldn't be trusted to know a griffin from a lubberkin even if it was biting them in the ass and they had a fucking bestiary in their fucking hands…

    He'd certainly paid the price for it now though, hadn't he? All he wanted to do now was collect what he was owed and find a healer. But of course things can't even be that simple - not for him - not when some bard goes and destroys his payment in a tavern brawl. Now instead of the supplies he needed, the village has saddled him with the same bard as a guide. Things can't possibly get any worse, right?

    Right?

    (with fanart by the phenomenal Cylin!)

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    It’s Jaskier’s first time wintering at Kaer Morhen. When he comes to Geralt’s room in the middle of the night, the witcher is sure what he’s after, and it has nothing to do with some imaginary “haunting”.
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    Jaskier can’t sleep because of ghosts and Geralt responds by sexing him up, much to his delight and confusion.

    New summary courtesy of maiNuoire:
    Jaskier: I have ghosts, can I crash here?
    Geralt: Sure, climb in, are they in your dick? Let me help...
    Jaskier: ... wut.

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    “Mmm? Full moon?” Jaskier blinked, squinting against her neck. “Why tomorrow?” He asked with a pout, making the woman giggle as her hand slipped from his ribs and into his pants, grabbing a handful of the bard’s ass and squeezing it, listening to him gasp.

    “Anyone who can follow a Witcher for as long as you and not perish must have some sort of… ability, or tolerance. Stubbornness, perhaps?” she questioned offhandedly, not really expecting a response, and Jaskier hummed quietly. He pressed his face to her neck again, daring as he flicked his tongue out and licked along her neck, the action making her grin wide, flashing canines all too sharp and too large to be human.

    “Oh, yes. You will do lovely, dearest bard,” she said softly, pulling Jaskier along with her to a hidden hut in the woods.

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    Becoming a barman at a strip-club while completing his PhD was enough for Eskel to wrap his head around. He hadn't expected to fall in lust with one of the dancers during his first shift as well.

    Because it was Eskel, of course it was the cage dancer with the rather murderous facial expression.

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    Yennefer took a step closer to him, her posture softening. “You can’t keep outrunning your past, Lambert. It’s going to catch up with you.”

    “Then it better fucking hurry up. It’s only been seven hundred fucking years,” he said, but all the malice had gone from his words.

    He didn’t tell her that there was no point in saying such things. He didn’t tell her that Aiden was dead. He didn’t tell her that between one long day and the next he had forgotten Aiden’s birthday and how he liked his rabbit cooked and what his favorite dagger looked like. He didn’t tell her that try as he might he could no longer remember the sound of his voice, or the way that his laugh rang across an empty clearing, or what his hair smelled like. He didn’t tell her that even his face had long since begun to blur, leaving him with nothing but a lingering feeling of safety and longing. He didn’t tell her that all he had left of his lover was a name, a worn medallion and the overwhelming feeling of guilt that plagued him every time he closed his eyes.

    OR lambert is an assassin in the 1920s & he meets a rumrunner who he swears hes met before. he doesnt know what to do with his feelings but there are tea cups he can fight

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    A post-Mountain fic of sorts, in which Lambert and Jaskier meet and travel together through Velen for a while. It features Jaskier doing some spy shit (but badly) and Lambert dealing with his dyslexia (also badly).

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    Pankratz de Lettenhove. The name and place rang a bell, which wasn’t unusual in and of itself. This time, though, it made his memories spark with something uncommon, something that tasted like regret. Like a past if only that’d left its impression on him.

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    Lambert leaps from his chair at the dining table so forcefully that it topples backwards with a loud clatter, and quickly rounds the table to tackle Geralt, bowling him over without any regard to their surroundings. Geralt’s chair tips back with the both of them in it, creaking and then slamming to the wooden floor. The two of them tumble backwards, rolling onto the plush rug in the living room as they grapple with each other.

    Geralt has the audacity to laugh, full-bellied and genuinely happy, and it makes Lambert squawk indignantly. The older witcher shoots Lambert a grin and Lambert lunges again.

    or, Geralt “cheats” at gwent.

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    Lambert and Eskel part ways during spring to set out on the path. "You promise you'll be back next winter." Lambert said serious, looking at Eskel."I promise I'll be back pup" the older wolf responded in a rough tone planting a kiss to the youngest wolfs ear.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

     

    But he never does come back.

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    Disobeying authority has always been a fulltime job for Lambert, and he's very good at what he does. So if the powers-that-be decide that Witchers die alone, he's just going to have to find a way around that.

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    After the mountain, Jaskier ran as far away as he possibly could from Geralt and everything to do with the Witcher.

    Jaskier wants nothing to do with any Witchers, not ever again... So why the hell is he helping one!?

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    The events of "Roses In Between My Thighs" from Lambert's point of view.

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    Aiden straightens as the man looks between the two of them. “Who, who are you?” he rasps, gripping his walking stick that bit tighter. He teeters on both legs, swaying from side to side slightly.

    Lambert’s breathing comes that bit heavier. Aiden can hear his heart picking up beats. “Don’t recognise me?” he rumbles. Even though he’s behind the Witcher, Aiden knows that the man is under the scrutiny of Lambert glaring at him. There’s a sharp, huffed laugh. “I know I look different now. It’s the eyes, isn’t it?”

    --

    Lambert faces his past and Aiden is supportive.

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