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    Sam Winchester is pretty sure he's depressed. Unfortunately, the family business stops for no one, regardless of whether or not you are dying, or, in Gabriel's case, losing your grace, day-by-day. Both are taking it handling it fairly well however, until a slew of familiar faces show up to turn the Winchesters' world upside down. And of course, that's without factoring in the holy war being instigated in heaven by Castiel's least favorite older sibling. So yeah. Sam's got a lot on his plate.

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    The world, heaven, and hell have it out for Dean Winchester. He's right at the top of their respective naughty lists. Of that he is absolutely certain. And who knew he'd find out exactly what Anna meant when she told him Angel prison was just like hell, only with way more self-righteousness.

    Except he wasn't IN Angel prison. He wasn't even in heaven.

    He was right here on Earth.

     

    Or Dean is captured, after an epically bad fight with Sam, and tortured horrifically, cruelly, his body and soul broken and laid bare. Bobby is alive and worried to death... And Cas?

     

    Well, someone has HIS Dean.

    HIS.

    DEAN.

    Heaven and Hell hath no fury like a pissed off Castiel.

    AUTHOR SUCKS ASS AT SUMMARIES.

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    He was betrayed by the people who he thought gave him a second chance. But he decides he's going to live a life of peace with a man he hated before but now calls father, the girl who stood up for him, and his brothers. But everything isn't going to be peaceful forever.

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    “But this is no repenting man’s lament, rather the tale of another one’s ascent.”

    The struggle between good and evil will always be present in Sam Winchester’s life, it’s a part of who he is. But, when he encounters an alternate version of himself, one that did go down a darker path... Let’s just say trouble always finds the Winchesters.

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    Some angels saunter vaguely downwards, others burn the stairway on the way down. After almost a decade of living in the city and playing nurse, Worth gets a case of the fuck-its and starts getting more involved when Hanna brings a certain guest back to the clinic. In hindsight, he should have been playing field medic to begin with.

    Demons/Angels AU.

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    What I'd like to happen after 13x13 *warning spoilers*

    Gabriel escapes Asmodeus and shows up at the bunker. What transpires is a mix of humor, violence, and some romance. Wrote this to tide me over until the hellatus is over. I plan to have a lot of fun with this and I hope you guys enjoy it too.

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    The angels have fallen, Amriel along with them. How is the angel of May supposed to adapt to life on Earth after spending an eternity in Heaven? She struggles to get the hang of her new surroundings and follows a path that ultimately leads her to what she's needed to find all along; solace in another fallen angel.

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    After a spell backfires, Dean learns that every time he's hurt, he'll magically transport to a healer's cabin. Sometimes it's a blessing, sometimes it's hilarious, and sometimes it's the worst thing that's ever happened to him. It should be awesome that he's got his own personal nurse, or is it?

    Updates every other Wednesday

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    Abigor, a royal demon officer under Hell's king, is a hard working Omega that has faced nothing but diversity. After many years he has moved up the ranks, finally working in the palace, when of course the balance of the world is at stake. The King and his Alpha son are fighting. Angles are attacking, humans are confused as always, and Abigor has fallen hard for the Demon Prince. Why couldn't the world just be nice for once?

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    The angels were desperate. Really desperate. The spawn of Lucifer was upon the earth. They had never been faced with this before. So they made a desperate decision. They would make a child in equal strength, if not stronger. Raziel, the angel of secrets told them a child of a powerful demon and an angel would suffice. But for a child to be made between the tro races they needed to love each other. They could only think of one demon. Dean Winchester turned by the mark of Cain, and one certain angel. Many angels was against the idea of Castiel being responsible for the child, but it had to be those two. Therefor the angel of spells, Harut, went back in time to Deans demon days to cast the necessary spell on the two lovebirds. It would make the child easier to conceive for Castiel in a male vessel, and make sure neither of them would want to get rid of the child. It would also shift the priorities of the men. Making sure number one priority for both of them was each other to the child was made.

    This is just my excuse for bringing back demon Dean back and making Cas pregnant.

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    In the not-too-distant future, climate change has wreaked havoc on the city of Los Angeles. When sea levels rose, and the Los Angeles Basin began to flood regularly like many coastal areas around the world, the population of the city moved up, off the ground and into the scrapers.

    Many years later, the city is divided into three rough zones: the Topzone, where the very wealthy live in the sunlight; the Midzone, where those of the less-well-off population live amid the flying traffic, the smog and their coffee addictions; and the Groundzone, what's left at close to ground level—dim, grimy and occasionally very wet.

    Sam and Dean Winchester are drug investigators in the LAPD. During a bust, Dean is saved by Castiel, one of the mysterious Angels, the elite fighting unit of the LA City Council. When Castiel insists on taking Dean to Paradise because he says they have work for him, Dean has little choice but to go along.

    But when a new drug, “Elysium”, hits the scene, people all over the city start dying. The brothers and Castiel must work out where the drug is coming from and stop its spread before it's too late.

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    Married life is hard for Dean and Castiel. They fight constantly because Castiel is a shut-in who's high all the time, and Dean argues simply to get a reaction out of him. This leads to a separation, and then counseling, which is totally unpleasant for both of them. Just when they thought life couldn't get harder, they realize it's the end of the world as they know it.

    Angels have descended to earth to rid the world of sinners, and their judgment is a bit flawed, to say the least. It seems that the only way to fight back is by uniting forces with a devil and a demon, or two. And if that doesn't work, well maybe they'll just have to join the dickhead angels.

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    If you call her naive, Kitty would probably agree with you. Never accept a ride from a stranger is what we are told all our lives, she didn't think he was a stranger. Trip treated her like she wasn't a freak, he was older and he knew how these things go so she trusted him. He didn't point and shout 'witch' like everyone else because of her curse. He didn't run from the Fires that started without cause and information she shouldn't possess. At first, he was her dream, he took her to The City of Angels to live out her dream of being an artist. It wasn't until the lived together did she realize what a stranger he was to her, the wounds he inflicted still healing. Like she always hoped- He disappeared under unknown circumstances. She was alone until a man by the name of Constantine rescued her and hesitantly taught her the tools of his trade. When Trip came back to bite her back in the ass and a Constantine in the midst of a nervous breakdown - she left.
    With her escaped plans busted and stuck in the backwater town of Bon Temps, she makes the best of a bad situation. Her roots stick and she can't leave Even if a very old vampire is trying to claim himself a Psychic.

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    【Angels & Demons AU】
    (On Hold/Slow Updates)
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    Heaven, Hell and Earth have begun to fall out of balance with the universe. There are too many demons and angels on Earth. These supernatural creatures are ones that had been exiled from the two realms. Without a God or Lucifer in charge of the realms, the angels and demons have to take matters into their own hands. A pact is created between the two realms to exterminate The Fallen. A team consisting of angels and demons is formed and they begin mercilessly killing of the vile beasts roaming Earth. But are all of The Fallen as bad as their Heavenly and Demonic superiors say?

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    From Heaven to Hell, it's assumed that Castiel is in a relationship with the Winchesters. Everybody knows but Sam and Dean. That doesn't stop the other angels from making an example of Cas for them to find.

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    Adam Milligan: the boy who died for the sins of an absent father, the boy who was pulled out of heaven to be thrust into hell, the boy whose only mistake was trusting in angels. Yes, that boy. Remember him? He's still in hell, being slowly broken by two angry Archangels.

    Sam has been getting dreams about Adam lately, and none of them are very pleasant. He's full of guilt that his half brother is still in the Cage, but he doesn't know how to help him.

    When Adam gets mysteriously released from the Cage after over centuries of confinement, it's no wonder that he isn't the same happy go lucky kid he once was.

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    Alexandra Singer has had a very long year and things don't seem to be slowing down. Castiel, in a last ditch effort to defeat Raphael, took in all the souls from Purgatory. Alex, her dad Bobby, and the Winchesters watched on as Castiel vanquished Raphael and sent the King of Hell Crowley running for the hills. The feeling of victory is short lived as it becomes obvious that Castiel has been corrupted by the souls he consumed. Now Alex is faced with a rogue Angel who thinks he's god, a best friend with all hell breaking loose in his head, and a man she loves that is too broken to love her back. All a day in the life of a hunter. Alex will need to use all her strength to hold her family together and face a whole new evil that none of them have ever seen... and maybe find a way to mend her & Dean's broken hearts.

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    To fix Castiel, Naomi wants him to kill Dean Winchester. But Castiel won't hurt Dean.

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    Cas and Dean were on a secret mission in heaven, but have to flee as they get caught. Castiel finds a way through which they are able to flee, but they have to fly down to earth. Cas tries to calm Dean during the flight.

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    (This is a series of one-shots from Season Ten of Supernatural. With some original fics thrown in. Story title is a lyric from "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons.)

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