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    Summary

    These are snapshots of a long-distance relationship. It doesn't necessarily follow a specific timeline.

    Disclaimer: I do not know Hozier, I am a fan of his music. I have created an idea of him to use in this fic because I wanted to explore a long distance relationship and all the complications.

    I hope you enjoy it.

    Language:
    English
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    79,911
    Chapters:
    48/?
    Comments:
    149
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    8527
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    I started writing porny Hozier shit for the internet for fun, and now I write cute soft intimate Hozier shit on the internet for fun. And sometimes porny shit. Who knows what will come next, truly.

    Language:
    English
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    15,379
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2032
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    Greta Morley, LAPD, professional driver with the most decorated anti-drugs team in the Greater Los Angeles area, is just one bad call away from suspension. Figuring her relationship with her boss will afford her some leeway to do what she thinks is the right thing, she makes that call...and ends up transferred to a small snowy town in Minnesota to wait out her departmental review. Cop shops are the same wherever you go, right? Do your job, lay low, obey orders, get back to LA quick...except this is the Weemeetwa PD, and NOTHING here comes even remotely close to following the rules. The Chief of Police is a stupidly handsome ex hockey player ruling the roost over a department full of misfits, assorted lawbreakers, and a drug sniffing dog that barks at the pot-dealing office assistant all day. Could be worse, right?

    Nope, it couldn't be worse. And Greta is stuck here for a year waiting for the higher-ups in LA to forget what she did so she can go back to her job in the real world. But until then it's a full schedule of donut runs, snowball fights escalating into comicbook violence, llama attacks, and resisting the urge to arrest her own co-workers for criminal misogyny and sexual harassment.

    Just. One. Year.

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    English
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    228,616
    Chapters:
    59/62
    Comments:
    2468
    Kudos:
    374
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    11558
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    Part 2 of the TALIESIN series

    Taliesin, the Celtic deity of song and his lover Lealieh have been reborn again - this time without their memories of who they are. Living apart as mortals in the world of the humans - he a musician, her a traveler - each of them realizes something is missing...until a chance meeting in a deconsecrated church in Ireland brings their souls together briefly.

    Recognizing one another but having no memory of their past lives together, their mortal bodies return again to their separate paths through life, apart but longing for a togetherness they can sense but not understand.

    Will they find each other again?

    Based on lyrics from the song TAKE ME TO CHURCH by Hozier

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    English
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    2,379
    Chapters:
    5/15
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    458
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    A collection of moments from various stages in Sam and Andrew's relationship.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    341
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    Linden moves across the world to get a new start and overcomes obstacles of social anxiety. She was completely unaware of what was ahead or what would happen to her "In A Week".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,549
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1320
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    In film lingo the money shot is a crucial moment pinpointing the ultimate climax of the action/plot/story. In pornos, it's when a male actor gets his rocks off. In this case it's a scene I wrote before I started the story itself, a gigantic impossible meeting of big film bravado and the pathetic limitations of the written word, a point in time that the entire plot has been building toward with no clue how to actually get there.

    I always entertained a fairly balanced desire for my work to hit the big screen with an anxious panic that one day it might actually happen and someone would have to figure out how to adapt a ridiculous mess into a cohesive film or set of episodes. The drunken stumble toward the finish line - the closing chapter that wraps it all up - is forever both the bane and the high point of every writer's life and none of us will tell you that getting there is the fun part. Getting there is messy and stressful and has made many a creator consider needlepoint as an alternative, but in the end, when it works out...sometimes it all ends up worth it.

    This is the tale of what happened when it happened. Fictionally, of course. Pure indulgence. This is by request by the way, so don't blame me.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    720
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    136
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    Long-distance relationships aren't easy, especially when you blurt out the L word for the first time over a late-night face time.

    His smile barely falters, but you still notice the slight twitch, the cogs in his brain turning as he maintains his composure. But he’s still silent, a silence that immediately sends you into a panic.

    Language:
    English
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    16,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    312
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    Pyra and Andrew were together for a few months before a messy break up happened and they never spoke again, not even about the things they had to.
    Four years later Pyra goes to a concert looking for closure, she finds more than she bargained for.
    They find eachother again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,193
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1226
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    How I met my angel. How we soared. And how we fall

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,047
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    65
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    There is a fan theory that this man is so private, that one day he'll just pop up having been married for years without anyone knowing. This is an introspective fluffy piece that waxes poetical on that idea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    199
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    This is going to be more of a series of stories involving humans and old gods of the wilds. I'm willing to take story suggestions for them but for the most part this is going to be writing exercise for me. I'll probably end up basing the old gods off of musicians who will be added to the tags as I go. Heavily inspired by the tumblr blog dateaforestgod.

    I hope you find this amusing as I go and maybe sooner or later an actual story may come from this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,130
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    44
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    in the woods somewhere is a song by Hozier .Its a song about the protagonists who has lost all their will to live but when hearing a scream coming from the woods he finds a fox that has been attacked by a wolf. through the instinct to run before he becomes the beast next victim he find that he still has hope to go on. I think that the song is amazing and chose to make a version where the dead lover is part of the reason he found hope in the woods.

    Language:
    English
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    193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    23
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    No rules, just stories. // Call them what you like — blurbs, one-shots, drabbles — one per chapter, updated irregularly. (Gender Neutral OC.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,137
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1479
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    Though they were loath to say it, everyone here followed the unwritten rules of their surroundings. It was the smart thing to do — you kept your head down, and hoped you didn’t invoke the wrath of something bigger, badder, and older than you.

    The rules were simple: You leave stones in fields alone, you don’t go wandering at night, and you never walk through faerie rings.

    In Andrew’s defense, it had been an accident.

    —————

    You don’t have to know anything about Hozier to read this fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,786
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    459
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    "But he did make contact via a royal letter three months ago. It seemed he needed something.”
    Your sister paused, and closed her eyes. You waited. She turned her head.
    “He wanted you.”
    You scowled, waiting for the punchline. She remained silent.
    Quietly, you asked “And what did he want with me?”
    She let out a long sigh. “He asked for your hand in marriage.”
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    The princess of the summer realm has been abducted by the King of the winter realm. But the more time she spends with him, the more she is starting to believe that something from her past is missing. Even scarier, she could be falling for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,305
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3048
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    Hozier and his Girlfriend travel to Italy. Lots of sweet fun times. Sexy times. Lots of food.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,302
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    955
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    “Can you hear me now?” Sam was precariously balancing her laptop on the palm of her hand, in a probably fruitless attempt to better her internet connection. The wifi in her guest house room was adequate at best and it seemed video calls pushed it limits. “Yes, hi! God, it’s wonderful to hear your voice…”

    Sam was greeted with a pixelated picture of Andrew and Seamus on their bed, both looking very tired. She could feel her cheeks already start to hurt from smiling so big. “I miss you both so much!” Seamus’ ear perked up at the sound of Sam’s voice, causing both his parents to laugh. “But me a bit more, though, right?” Andrew interjected, mischief written all over his face.

    -

    Andrew and Sam struggle with distance.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,287
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    139
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    The millennial fantasy of building a fort for.....reasons.

    Other miscellaneous one-shots to be included in new chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,863
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    265
  20. Tags
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    Thirty-six questions scientifically proven to make two people fall in love. Will it work?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    133

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