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    sometimes, when the exhaustion gets too deep, hillbilly can't stop himself from asking stupid questions.
    ack ack doesn't seem to mind.

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    Eddie has Andy all tied up, and knows exactly what to do with him.

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    Timothy 'Doc' Bryan wakes up in 1942, on a USS headed to the Solomon Islands. He decides to make the most of it and save some lives, kick some ass and help the men around him, so they can make it through the war.

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    After the war's end, Andy and Eddie invite their favourite mortarman over for a visit. Eugene agrees to the visit, and some other things.

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    “You gonna let that go to waste?” Ack Ack asks bemusedly, gesturing vaguely at Hillbilly’s drink. “You know, I went through hell to get it.”
    “Sorry, sir,” Eddie says on reflex, immediately bringing the can to his lips. Andy chuckles quietly.
    “Easy, soldier,” he replies gently. “It’s the same hell as you.”

    or, hillbilly has contented himself with service.
    ack ack, for one, absolutely cannot stand by that.

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    Eddie finally makes it home from the war. Honourably discharged after the wounds he suffered on Peleliu, he is left with the realisation that he has nothing. No family to return to, no job, and no friends. The United States Marine Corps took the life he offered, but left him still breathing. All he knows for certain is the rumble of his pickup and the long drive ahead of him – towards Lawrence, Massachusetts. That’s where his Captain hailed from. He can still remember Andy telling him so, on a quiet night alone together.

    Eddie doesn’t know if he’ll find rejection from a man who’s moved on, or a grieving family over a fresh gravestone. He won't bet on a third option.

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    To fill the prompt - “well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.”

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    To fill the prompt - “that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.”

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    No matter how far from each other they were born time and time again, they would always know where to go to meet the other: like a sun shining only for them on the horizon, a light on the path they had to follow to find their soulmate.

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    To fill the Tumblr kiss prompt: a kiss on the inner thigh

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    Invasion of Japan AU

    "Who the hell are they?"

    Gene glanced over to where Bill was pointing. Men in clean uniforms were filing off the docked transport ship in neat rows. As they watched, a couple of the men stumbled in the thick sand, falling to their knees, and had to be pulled upright by their buddies.

    "Who the hell cares? New batch of cannon fodder," Snafu answered, eyes no longer boring into Gene and not bothering to look up from where he was now using his K-Bar to pick at his fingernails like some over the top Marine cliché.

    Gene squinted. "I think it's the Army," he said.

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    Eugene lived an idyllic life. A stable family, in his third year of college, no woes, no worries; he was the good boy he had always expected himself to be. Everything was perfect. Everything was normal.

    Then his heart stopped beating.

    A moment of recklessness leaves him waking up in one of Mobile’s alleyways – two bite marks in his neck and without a pulse. His world is turned upside down as he fails to get to grips with his new undead urges, resulting in the destruction of his family life and a death at his hands. Forced to run but with nowhere to go, Eugene must put his faith in his best friend’s promise; that there is a place up North, a house in the Tennessee countryside, that has what he’s looking for.

    A house inhabited exclusively by monsters; werewolves, ghosts, perhaps something even worse - watched over by a witch who Eugene hopes can cure him of his ailment. Or, at the very least, point him in the direction of the beast that turned him and get the Hell out his way.

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    Sledgefu Week 2020 Day 2: Southern Gothic AU
    Sledgefu Week 2020 Day 8: Myth AU

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    they knew the risks, assumed them each time they went out on a job. but gene maintained the small hope that it would never happen to them. unfortunately, fatally, he’s proven wrong. their marks gets wind of their plan and in the matter a few they knew the risks, assumed them each time they went out on a job. but gene maintained the small hope that it would never happen to them. unfortunately, fatally, he’s proven wrong. their mark gets wind of their plan and in the matter of a few seconds, snafu is shot and gene loses his other half. snafu had been the first and only friend he made when he returned stateside. they’d helped each other through nightmares and flashbacks. they worked together to make good people safe and put bad people in jail. they built a crew, a family. they fell in love and built a life together. and one person had taken it all away with a single gunshot. but, they killed the wrong person. they messed with the wrong crew. because now that gene had nothing to lose, except his life, he’d gladly give it if it meant that snafu’s killer would meet the same end.

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    it was finally time. gene, part-owner of a unique and popular coffee shop had been playing a game of chess with a mystery customer for over a month. but today was the day of the final move and he was determined to find out who it was. chess was a game of knowing your opponent and gene swears he feels like he knows whoever he’s been playing. they’re smart but cautious and though everything they do appears calculated, they’re actually a bit reckless at times. so he decides that today is the day. it also happens to be the day of their city’s pride festival and one of the busiest days of the year. and just as he thinks he’s missed his chance to find his opponent, someone new is knocking on the door of the closed shop. and maybe they’re not his opponent, but they’re certainly worth making a move for.

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    1969, Washington DC. A car driven by three draft dodgers - Eugene Sledge, Merriell Shelton, and Romus Burgin - pulls up to the city. With the Vietnam War at its peak and protests splitting the country, navigating their new life on the run isn't going to be easy.

    Good thing two ex-marines and a rocking 60's soundtrack are around to help.

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    4/?
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    A weight presses against his arm, and Eddie murmurs over the crowd, something Andy doesn’t catch. When Andy turns to look at him, Eddie’s closer, craning towards Andy’s ear. They end up almost nose to nose, and Andy chuckles after a beat, leaning back. He expects Eddie to echo his earlier suggestion, eager to make themselves scarce. Instead, he’s surprised. “How ‘bout a dance?”

    “What?”

    “A dance!” Either Eddie’s better at shouting over a crowd, or Andy’s suddenly so alert he can make out every word. It helps that Eddie’s miming the motions as he speaks them. He’d make a terrible mime.

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    Even when it comes to affairs of the heart, which no one suspects that a life-long bachelor like Elmo would have, he's an untapped well of indispensable advice.

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    Eugene is a Mandalorian; he hunts bounties, he supports the Tribe, he survives. This is the way.

    Then he's hired to track down an asset for an ex-Imperial officer and it changes everything. The asset is like no one Eugene has ever met before. Eugene must come to terms with his place in the way of the Mandalore and, more importantly, he must come to terms with his feelings and what it means to be himself.

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    10/?
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    [Excerpt from Deadspin]

    "You all remember Eddie Jones, right? The corn-fed captain of the New Orleans Rougarou so wholesome he belongs on a box of Malt-O-Meal? The gentleman bruiser who spends his free time playing country tunes for kids with cancer?

    Our favorite dapper D-man led his team to 97 points last night in a shut-out victory against the Los Angeles Kings, clinching a playoff spot for the first time in franchise history. Oh! And he also got caught on camera at the after-party, sucking face. WITH A DUDE."

     

    (Or: the "accidentally outed" hockey AU that nobody asked for.)

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