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    One of the biggest consequences of the schism between Heaven and Hell is this; the angels who remain in Heaven become convinced that their Fallen compatriots all share the fatal flaw of experiencing emotions. Clearly, no true and good angel feels the same things humans do. That's just obscene. Angels are allowed to feel awe-at-divine-glory, benign-happiness, and general-but-never-specific-love. Except, there's one angel still in Heaven who can't quite manage to only feel those.

    Now, the Apocalypse is over, eight years over in fact. Aziraphale has helped Crowley through his own anxieties and onto the path to healing. But, here's the thing about helping someone you love; you can't do it without revealing some of yourself. No one ever told Aziraphale that sharing is reciprocal.

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    10/?
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    Gabriel knows Aziraphale and Crowley did *something* to survive their trials. He doesn't know what though, and would like this pesky angel out of his jurisdiction, please...

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    "Zira Fell entra a su cuarto año en Hogwarts y decide dejar su actitud tan sumisa ante los demás. Su vida comienza a tomar un rumbo jamás pensado gracias a Anthony Crowley, un Slytherin de sangre pura con demasiados secretos."

    ||Este AU mezcla a todos los personajes de Good Omens a mi conveniencia y según mi propio criterio. (También aparecen personajes del universo de Harry Potter pero no sé ubica en ninguna línea temporal en particular).
    Siempre intento que todo tenga coherencia con la personalidad inicial de los personajes pero tengan en cuenta que más allá de todo esto es un Universo Alterno. Aparecerán casi todos los personajes y si bien la historia central es entre Zira y Crowley también habrán otras parejas con un desarrollo igual de lento que la pareja principal. Espero lo disfruten tanto como yo que amo tanto Good Omens como Harry Potter||

    [[Creo que está de más decirlo pero los personajes no me pertenecen]]

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    Español
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    2/?
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    5
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    Во время непринуждённого разговора в Татфилде, Азирафаэль высказывает некоторые довольно неожиданные для Кроули представления о природе их отношений.
    Тем не менее, Кроули ни за что бы не сказал, что они ошибочные.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    1
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    First time

    Masturbation

    Oral sex

    Clothed or half-dressed

    Fingering (skipped for now)

    Edging / Orgasm Denial

    Long-distance sex (phone, skype, telepathy, etc.) (Skipped for now)

    Dom/sub

    Sadism / Masochism

    Against the wall

    In public place

    On the floor

    In a car

    Morning lazy sex

    Outdoors/exposed to the elements

    Shower sex

    In or on a place not a bed

    New Positions

    With toys

    Vanilla kink

    Rough sex

    Threesome

    Getting Caught

    Dirty talk

    Blood

    Voyeurism

    Aftercare

    Sexting

    Acting out fantasies

    Whatever pleases you

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    13/?
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    Aziraphale è un talentuoso pasticciere; cosa vorrà mai da lui quel tizio affascinante dai capelli rossi che da un po' frequenta il suo locale?

    [Italy!AU]
    [Pâtisserie!AU]

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    1/1
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    The title says it all.

    Some things will be intricately written, woven together with words that would put great authors like Gaiman himself to shame. Other things will be me making fun of Anthony Janthony Crowley or sharing memes I’ve collected over the month and a half I’ve been a part of this heavenly hellhole of a fandom.

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    When Crowley and Aziraphale are roped into celebrating their first birthday party on Earth, Aziraphale receives an unusual package from Madame Tracy. With the angel oblivious to the gift's true purpose, a terrified Crowley seeks sanctuary at Anathema's cottage... but it does not take long for Aziraphale to track down the runaway demon.
    Hilarious antics ensure.

    Featuring an oblivious angel and an extremely flustered serpent.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    “Hold up.” Arizaphale looked at the rest of the group, a look of pure bafflement on his face. “Raise your hand if you didn’t know we were together.”

    Every hand in the room shot up.

    Crowley groaned, his head falling into his hands. “Well that explains a lot.” His slightly muffled voice commented.

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    Anathema Device has spent all her life knowing she would have to follow Agnes's prophecies to the letter. She would have to live by them and figure them out and help save the world. Easy peasy. One prophecy makes her stomach churn, however, one her mother didn't show her until she was fourteen and knew with certainty how babies were made. It was fine though, sex with a guy would be alright probably. It's all fine.

    Newton Pulsifer loves computers. He loves learning how they work and how websites are made and how to pick them apart and put them back together. Unfortunately, he is absolute shit with computers. With one failure down pat, he doesn't need to add more to his mother's plate. He's already a jobless, anxiety-riddled parasite on her life, he doesn't need to let her know her dream of a nice, picture-perfect wedding won't happen. He's gay, but he couldn't possibly tell her. It's fine though.

    Then, through a series of wild coincidences, the two meet. And then happen to engage in sexual intercourse and enter into a romantic relationship.

    Alternatively, the story of how two gay disasters learn that they aren't alone.

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    5/?
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    The aftermath of the rest of eternity. Complete with family antics, a love triangle, betrayal, heartbreak, love, and angst. What more could you want from a story?

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    1/?
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    Day 3 - Professors for Ineffable Husbands week 2019

    It's no secret that the photography professor, Mr Anthony J Crowley absolutely adores his husband Zira, who he gushes about at the start of all his classes, his intimidating demeanor means nothing when he speaks with the love for his husband every given moment.
    On the other hand, next to no one knows anything about Mr Aziraphale (first name unknown to anyone except maybe his husband), the only thing about the Literature Professor that anyone knows, is that he loves the instagram for an iridescent python called Adam.

    It's the ineffable husbands' wedding anniversary, and they are both very bad at hiding gifts, making Aziraphale think that Crowley is unwell, and making Crowley think that Aziraphale forgot their anniversary, fluff ensues.

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    1/1
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    10
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    78
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    In which a number of people discover that God is still paying attention after Armageddon.

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    27,261
    Chapters:
    14/15
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    176
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    382
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    105
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    Love always has had a place in Tadfield. 15 years after the apocalypse, Adam and Pepper are getting married. Heaven and Hell meet up once again, but perhaps this time Tadfield can work its magic and things don’t go pear shaped.
    It is mid-July and the moon will shine brightly on those in love.

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    2/2
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    5
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    52
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    7
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    Anathema needs help finding a town that doesn't want to be found. Turns out, Crowley may have had something to do with it.

    Or:

    Crowley curses an entire town for reasons apparent only to himself. Hell doesn't give him the recognition he deserves but, 350 years later, he does manage to inconvenience one Anathema Device.

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    1/1
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    20
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    36
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    In Sherwood Forest, The Hood and his merry band of bandits protect the people of Sherwood from the corrupt wiles of the King.

    In Nottingham, the Sheriff and his few most trusted lawkeepers stand between the King and the people they've sworn to protect from harm.

    Two people, working for the same problem, diametrically opposed from the start. Also, sometimes they kiss.

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    3/?
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    12
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    19
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    3
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    131
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    When the Bentley starts playing romantic music in Aziraphale's presence, a certain immortal being has to do some soul searching if he wants to get to the bottom of the strange phenomenon.

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    3
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    There is a choice to make about how to behave. There are no heros and villains. Just people, who made choices.

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    1/1
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    2
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    6
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    1
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    72
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    Set after the Not-End-of-the-World, Aziraphale and Crowley have to establish their own side.
    Please see the writer notes at the end.

    Also, constructive criticism and comments are always appreciated. :D
    Thanks for reading!

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    English
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    82,191
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    16
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    21
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    i basically just reworked the plot of Good Omens (and added the ineffable husbands somehow being even more like husbands) the best I possibly could and turned it into a dumb Wild West thing. It's not super historically accurate/accurate to the show, I added and got rid of certain things for the convenience of the setting, but uHH I hope you like it anyway!!

    just a bit ineffable husbands-centric, BUT im trying my best to include everyone without losing my goddamn mind!!

    **Important lil' disclaimer!!! Everyone's human and very very mortal in this AU :))) and this is my first thingy and I haven't a goddamn clue what im doing hehe

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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