20 Works in Anakin Skywalker is a Little Shit

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    The Sith will do anything to destroy the Jedi and retake the galaxy.
    And Anakin will do anything to make sure that does not happen, even if he loses his humanity along the way.

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    English
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    10,899
    Chapters:
    4/61
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    333
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    Obi-Wan doesn't bother knocking on the door to his little brother's apartment.

    There are dark circles under his dull blue eyes, shining with tears, and his hair is falling from its loose bun. He holds a screaming infant in his arms, swaddled in pale green.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,150
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    837
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    When two padawans find out they've connected in a way they shouldn't, how will that affect the outcome of the war around them? Anakin and Ferus find that out as their love shapes the galaxy.

    This is my little spin on what happened before the Clone Wars, during, and the end. It follows Ferus and Anakin all the way up to Revenge of the Sith so it's a doozy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,801
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    8
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    Sad, regretful Anakin pays you to be cruel to him, because he knows he’s a terrible human being.

    You don’t think he seems so bad, but he didn’t show up in your room for you to tell him that, so you don’t. All he wants is for you to hurt him.

    Fortunately for you, hurting Ani is lots of fun... until his own mind begins to get the better of him, anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,711
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1462
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    Ani is going through puberty and figures his master should know a bit about that. (Obi Wan is 24, Anakin is 12.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    532
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    283
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    The war is over, Palpatine is dead, and everything should be fine. Except, of course, that Cody's general still manages to need babysitting, Skywalker causes trouble, the Senate is a collection of idiots, and Cody has to deal with the nightmare that is Republican bureaucracy.

    Oh, and Cody also needs to find a new job.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,796
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    271
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    1874
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    Просто даже самое надежное прикрытие не застраховано от катастрофы по имени Энакин Скайуокер

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    832
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    134
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    Set both concurrently with and following the end of Caffeinated Consciousness in the New Dawn 'verse.

    In which Maglor (living among humans as a music theory professor named Mark Lowry) gets gay married and he and his husband Sören (eventually) end up adopting Luke and Leia, with a bit of help from Professor Nicolae Dooku.

    In which a non-traditional family is woven together out of the glory and tragedy of eons past, fire-forged friendships of the present, and daring to hope for the future.

    In which three star-crossed souls find their way back to each other across time and yet somehow manage to be complete fucking idiots about it. Will they ever stop being idiots? How much will they drive me (and the audience) to drink?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,223
    Chapters:
    1/76
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Qui-Gon is a lonely college professor grieving his late wife, Tahl. He meets a hot young barista named Obi and feels like an awkward teenager all over again. But can they fit into each other's lives, especially when Obi's is surrounded by so much chaos?

    The good news is, they have some friends willing to help them out. Of course, those friends may need as much help as they do...

    21st-century Earth AU: as a modern Earth AU, familiarity with Star Wars and/or Silmarillion canon is probably not required.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    163,674
    Chapters:
    42/42
    Comments:
    606
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Social media account of 'Bombad Jedi'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1751
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    Various Short Stories, some intertwined, others simple one-shots.

    Chapter One: Aay'han - 501st view during Padawan Lost and Wookie Hunt
    Chapter Two: Mandalore AU Pt. 1 - Fem!Obi-Wan on her first trip to Mandalore
    Chapter Three: Growth Cycles - Ahsoka gets bigger
    Chapter Four: Buirkan - Etain makes a different choice
    Chapter Five: Ori'vod Prologue - series of shorts around Ahsoka's adoption into Delta Squad

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,411
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1185
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    What if the mission had gone wrong? What if The Queen sets up a sell? A Jedi Master unnamed to the highest bidder, and what if Yan Dooku just happened to be in the right place at the right time?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,488
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2994
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    Padawan Skywalker has misplaced a droid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    696
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    Maul's life has been one trial after another ever since he met Obi-Wan Kenobi. No, really.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    795
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    6454
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    Obi-Wan dreams sometimes. So does Anakin.

    But Anakin is tease. Sometimes intentionally, sometimes not.

    Anakin is the Padawan. Obi-Wan is the Master.

    Obi-Wan decided to remind Anakin just that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,289
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    303
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    6035
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    Obikin w czasach Wojen Klonów (serialu znać nie trzeba. W sumie nic znać nie trzeba, bo PWP xD)

    Przyznaję, napisane rok temu, kiedy upierałam się, że nie shipuję, ale trzeba było poprawić humor przyjaciółce...

    Language:
    Polski
    Words:
    1,076
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    436
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    In which Anakin has a nightmare and Obi-Wan comes to the rescue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,109
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1410
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    We never realize how dull and boring our lives are, until we do. It’s sudden, taking you by surprise, leaving you breathless and wondering, looking at your surroundings with clear eyes for what feels like the first time.
    It makes us realize we’re not happy with how things are.
    And that change is needed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1710
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    On a return visit to Tatooine, Obi Wan reflects on days gone by and tries not to let his feelings or the heat get to him. Qui-Gon’s presence doesn't help much.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1887
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    "Honestly, I don't see how you're even sick. It's not like you've come into contact with anyone sick over the last few days. I certainly haven't."

    "Should I have mentioned I've been secretly spending my time with plague victims, Master?" Anakin asked with mock innocence, and he got a light whack in the shoulder for his trouble.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,862
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    373
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3662

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