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    The Clone Wars have started, innocent get caught up in the middle, Anakin does her best to protect those she can while the odds are against her and she is a 100% sure she's forgetting something about the Clones...

    Or: This part of the series goes through the Clone Wars, season 1 - 7.

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    “If you take him,” said Master Windu, flanked by Master Yoda and Master Koon, “it must be in exile. We cannot abide having him here. If you want him, he is yours, but you will have to leave.”
    Anakin, chained, gagged, heavily sedated, chose this moment to lunge at Obi-Wan with a wild, crazed hatred. His yellow eyes were set in pits of darkness, a ring of purple bruises around them contrasting against a sickly pale face.
    “I understand,” said Obi-Wan. “I will renounce my vows as a Jedi.”
    “A fool’s errand, I believe this is," said Master Yoda. "But a choice, you have made. Return, you may, in five years’ time, if safe, he is. Reevaluate then, we shall.”
    Obi-Wan nodded. “I accept your terms.”

    Alternatively: after a failed order 66, in which many Jedi still died but the Sith were defeated, an exiled warrior and a boy wander a distant planet and attempt to get along.

    COMPLETE.

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    Jango is a MMA fighter and single dad trying to raise his three sons Cody, Rex, and Boba. His life accidentally becomes intertwined with the gentle and lovely children's librarian Obi Wan through his sons, only to learn there is a lot more to Obi Wan than meets the eye. Families grow bigger and come together as the two men find everything they never thought they'd have in each other.

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    Set during the Avengers and Attack of the Clones.

    Revana Athena Stark is the daughter of Tony Stark and Stella (Last Name Unknown) at 16 Revana and her adopted sister Nova discovered Time Travel and ended up in the 1940s.

    Now 20 the power of the Tesseract has awakened and has forces in a galaxy far far away scrambling to find it.

    Now on Geonosis; Revana and her old friend Jango Fett have to not only survive the opening shots of the Clone Wars but to get back to Earth and get the Tesseract off-world before it falls into the wrong hands.

    Revana also has 8 soulmates 5 of which are known to her; the other 3? Unknown.

     

    This is a work of fiction no profit is being made, I own the plot twists and turns and the OCs. The Avengers is owned by the late great Stan Lee, and Star Wars was created by George Lucas, both properties are owned by Disney.

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    After the Rako Hardeen, obi-wan thought that thing could go back to normal. But everyone he knew or loved shunned him away. The force couldn't bear seeing it spark be destroyed by those who didn't deserve him. So it sang a song.

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    Ten-year-old Anakin Skywalker becomes impatient with the speed of his training and defies his master's instructions.

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    Obi-Wan and Cody forget that they are supposed to be hosting a family dinner. Fives, echo, Kix, Waxer and boil all try to help. Embarrassing stories are told!

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    Cody calls Rex with a question and gets more Skywalker than he bargained for.

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    Anakin gets turned into a vampire. Vampire Anakin just can not be bothered to care.

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    Anakin drags his friends to a cafe to see his beautiful flowery barista girlfriend. Obi-Wan manages to slip away before he gets poisoned by their PDA, and an old friend offers him a much needed cup of coffee.

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    Trapped after a rockslide during a mission, Kix, Jesse, Hardcase and their new General need to find a way out, and fast. Jesse comes up with an idea that Kix was sure was bad from the start. No one listened to him though, and now he has an unconscious Jedi in his arms.

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    And now he had a super-speeder ticket, loudly broadcasting that he'd been going twenty-three over, clutched in his hand, his other hand supporting his suddenly-heavy head.

    "Fuck," he murmured, squeezing his eyes shut. Padmé and Obi-Wan had already had numerous 'conversations' with him about his speeding habits, but he'd never gotten a ticket quite this large. Or a ticket with the kids in the car.

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    or: Anakin has two tops and a sore backside

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    Rex lets it slip how worried he is for Anakins safety.

    Aka, Anakin is madly in love with Rex and Rex cries because he just doesn't want Anakin to get hurt.

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    Qui-Gon lived, but the Republic fell into chaos anyway. Now, as a seated Council Member, he is forced to grapple with his reckless desire for peace, while keeping the Chosen One from being weaponised on the Chancellor's order.

    It is an impossible war.

    And Obi-Wan is simply canon fodder.

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    Obi-Wan had a mission. Get revenge on his Master and destroy everything the man has sought to build. When had that changed, he didn't know, but it had.

    Now, Obi-Wan was stuck looking after a slightly feral overpowered ex-slave while trying to navigate through a galaxy that seems to be out for their blood.

    Also, why was it so hard to find one enslaved mother?!

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    Chancellor Bail Organa, reluctant to throw the Republic into another conflict so soon after the end of the false war that almost plunged the galaxy into darkness, calls on four talented, independent "contractors" to undertake a dangerous rescue mission.

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    Anakin is trying to find his way. He and Padme have separated, which, given he nearly handed over the galaxy on the latter's unwilling behalf, fair. He's left the Order, and no, he's not feeling guilty, it's just...things are better without him. Oh, and there's the whole "reconciling that the old man you spent years spilling your guts to intended to use you for galactic domination".

    And then a former nemesis, Obi-Wan's weird, estranged, possible boyfriend, and the apprentice he had all of five minutes walk into the new Chancellor's office.

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    A short story about guilt, forgiveness and responsibility.

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    The clones never seemed to have grown out of hooking up in dark corners, and with as many people as there are in the battalion, it's comparatively a small ship. Kix is used to having to break up amorous couples post-battle. Who knew being a GAR officer meant acting like a Batch Buir?

    It's a little different when the couple he stumbles across are his commanding officers.

    Especially when it keeps happening.

    Anakin Rarepairs Week Day 3: Identity Shenanigans/Mistaken Identity | Never a Jedi/Roleswap | Threesome/Moresome/Gangbang

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    The real third person in Anakin and Padmé's relationship.

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    Anakin Skywalker as clone trooper Sand.

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    Captain Rex of the 501st precinct was content with his life. He wouldn’t go so far as to say he was “happy,” but he had everything he needed: a good job, loyal friends, and a loving family. But when tragedy strikes, he finds that his world is about to get a little bit bigger. With the death of a former flame, Rex finds out that he is the father of twin nine year old boys: Fives and Echo.

    Follow Cody, Anakin, and Jesse as they help Rex learn how to navigate the ins and outs of fatherhood.

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    7/?
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    197
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    38
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