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    For all the rather redundant and overused jokes made about lawyers and sharks, never was such a comparison or joke made concerning Alec Lightwood, as there was one glaring difference between the two ruthless predators.

    Sharks smiled, Alec Lightwood didn’t.

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    ‘’Alexander, what were you doing before I came in?’’ asked Magnus and Alec perked up, trying to think of something.

    ‘’Um, nothing?’’

    ‘’You so were,’’ said Magnus and grinned. ‘’You’re acting suspicious, darling,’’ he then added and chuckled.

    ‘’I was watching porn,’’ said Alec, because that sounded a lot better than Magnus finding out he was solving a Buzzfeed quiz before.

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    A soulmate AU in which you can hear your soulmate's thoughts.

     

     

     

    Alec heard more whispers and his heart fell into his stomach and he needed to do something. “I’m not afraid of you,” whispered Alec. Be gone, you foul fiend, said Alec to himself.

    Alec looked among his books and he started thinking. Luckily for him, he had a few books on exorcism, but he needed to know what he was dealing with. If it was a demon, then it would be quite tricky! Also, he would need holy water and where the fuck would he get some of that at a time like that. Ugh, he needed to make a run for it or the demon was going to get him. He could tell that it was getting angrier, because he could hear it grumbling and Alec started shaking.

    I’m not a demon, you moron, heard Alec clearly and he shrieked.

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    Alec has inherited the Lightwood Family Curse and is an immense disaster in the kitchen.

    When his sister, Isabelle, signs him up for a baking lesson, he is unbelievably happy.

    What Alec doesn’t expect is for the gorgeous and glittery man to be his partner.

    Will Alec be able to survive Magnus’ flirty remarks or will it, like everything else Alec has made, end disastrously?

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    ((Basically the title))

    Jace is the first person to know about the pregnancy. He is the one to be extremely protective of his pregnant brother-in-law.

    Magnus is amused, Alec is not

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    Alec doesn't get jealous. It's not in his vocabulary. And he definitely wasn't jealous when he saw someone flirting with Magnus during their date. Not at all.

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    Malec fluff where they get ready and excited for a date during their day off only to see the date escalate once an idiot tries to get Magnus' phone number and lie to Alec about it.

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    After the wedding, Alec and Magnus go to find a place to make their marriage more official.

    The only problem is they can’t find an empty room to do it in!

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    The nerves this man had. Nobody in this world could afford being picky, especially not when you're queer. Alec overcomes with the feeling to tell the man how he feels about it, but okay wow, the man is really pretty.

    Or, the one where Alec is ranting about how his own description doesn't exist and Magnus is too amused to cut it off.

    Based on a prompt I found on tumblr:
    I overhear your list of impossible qualities/requirements you want in a person, so I feel the need to give you a piece of my mind but I’m realizing that I might fit your list as I argue

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    I thought I would try a new thing, so please add Malec prompts in the comments on the first chapter, and I'll write oneshots using them :)

    Newest Chapter:

    Alec comes home to find his husband curled up with a fur ball.

    (Or the one with Chairman Meow.)

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    Basically Jace walking in on Alec and Magnus.

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    After pup and panda as pet names don't work, Magnus tries different kinds of pet names on his boyfriend in the hope one of the will catch on. Soon enough, when he isn't even trying, he says one that sends Alec heads over heels!

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    Alec is high with pain meds and spills out some interesting secrets.

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    Alec wants to buy toys for their son Max. So what if Magnus assumes Alec wants to buy sex toys to spice up their sex life.

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    “It’s stunning, isn’t it?” asked Lorenzo.
    “Oh, yes, for sure,” said Alec. “You really get that ancient feeling when you look at it,” he blurted out, trying to sound sophisticated and he rolled his eyes when he heard loud laughter from the kitchen.

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    5/5
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    3292
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    Alec and Underhill are enjoying an evening out. Alec gets hammered and Underhill sees that his mouth is pretty dangerous, so he decides to take Alec back home to Magnus, where Alec starts making a plan about a movie, he'll direct. A love story about an Angel and the Prince of hell. Underhill's going to write the script for the movie, while Alec is already working hard on casting the right people XD.
    (Idk, things get crazy you guys XD)

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    13
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    On a one particularly plain day, Alec is bored and as he is staring at Magnus, who is wearing a red sweater with zippers on his shoulders. Alec feels the sudden urge to unzip those zippers and do many, many sinful things to his boyfriend.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    19
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    143
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    2239
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    Alec comes home after having gone drinking with Jace.

    Or,

    My obligatory Drunk!Alec fic since it's one of the fandom classic tropes.

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    907
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
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    400
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    26
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    Alec begins to understand why people wear lip products. He thinks that they look even better when on his boyfriend.

    Language:
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    375
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    784
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    Magnus had seen the drunk side of Alec before, when they had been alone. But this, seeing Alec act like this out in the open and in front of his siblings was quite surprising, no matter how drunk he was. He was clingy; he was shameless. He couldn't keep his hands off of Magnus because apparently, he was horny, too.

    Language:
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    1,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    467
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    33
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    7201
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    A drunk Alec proposes to Magnus.

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    202
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