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    Osferth had always known who his father was. His mother had never been shy about it. Of course, he had never met the man himself but his mother had spoken with pride when she told him of the day his father had come to hold him. Osferth had only been a few days old and it was the only time he had ever been in his father’s presence. When Osferth eagerly and innocently replied, “The King,” he was met with a slap across the face.

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    Basically, Osferth and Alfred meet when Osferth is fifteen and again when Alfred is on his deathbed.

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    The UN is worn out, extremely so. He's been placed on a pedestal, and it's taken a toll on him that he's managed to keep hidden for a very long time.

    He should be quite grateful that NATO picked up a few bad habits from America, like sometimes having a hard time understanding personal space.

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    about Anglo-American relationship from start to finish.

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    In which you, the Dark Knight and savior of Gotham City, and a very special woman take things to the next level despite your reluctance to do so. But you don't regret it, especially when she exposes herself to be a fan of yours.

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    In which Alfred is bored during the meeting and went on a little I-spy-with-my-little-eye adventure and somehow ended up being closer to Russia than he has ever been before. Literally and Figuratively.
    Also, what’s up with the bandage on Russia’s neck? He wonders.

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    When Spade Castle is suddenly captured by their biggest rival the Club King it's up to Arthur to escape the castle with his King. However, when said King is not as receptive to the idea as most would be, Arthur learns that it's a long and frustrating journey back to reclaim the throne.

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    Claire and Mathilde run away and have a cabin in the mountains. Mathilde grows to love Claire, who doesn't think she can be loved.

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    Just a few short drabbles on the couple SuFin from Hetalia
    No smut just fluff

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    Heracles liked to view himself as a man of faith. But like how the Snake deceived Eve to eating the apple, Heracles was deceived to take up arms again.

    With nothing left on him but blood on his hands, Heracles laid his head on his Eden, nearing the Flower of Evil.

     

    Sequel to He, Who Defies the Kings.

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    When America misses multiple world meetings the nations decide to check in on him.

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    America and China fight, until America takes it too far.

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    America insults England, which ends well on America’s part.

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    France conivinces England that the entire world isn't against him

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    Arthur is a bullied 16 year old who just whishes he could die someday, Alfred is a rich 16 year old who just want to fit in . So their first meeting was a disaster but maybe just maybe Alfred is the one who can help Arthur, as much that Arthur is the one Alfred needs as a friend .

    Will fate be cruel ?

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    what if china, russia, and canada became friends; sparked by an unlikely situation? what if the heat of love blossoms simultaneously in all of them — one hides it, one accepts it, one is confused? what if, like a lovely children's fairytale, they overcome the tests and emerge victorious in the game of love?

    and so, welcome to wonderland; to roses and to thorns; to beauty in the smog; to love and beyond.

     

    this little thing (?) I did as a self-indulgent fic may or may not get an update. it started out with no intentions of becoming an actual fic, much less a romance fic, much less a polyamorous one.

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    America and England normally have threesomes with Belarus, but tonight, she's busy. The boys become busy, too, though in a different way. Who needs her, anyway?

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    Alfred hides from Arthur because he doesn’t want to take a bath. Obviously, Arthur isn’t very happy.

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    Ludwig Beilschmidt, Student Council President, decides to create a group chat to help keep everything organized and neat before Student Council meetings. The other Council members have other ideas, however, and everything quickly goes downhill.

     

    Ludwig regrets everything.

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    It's Halloween night, and Alfred and Matthew are going trick-or-treating with their respective fathers, when there's a mix up and each parent accidentally takes the wrong child. Perhaps a mistake of this caliber is just what is needed to push the two single fathers together.

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    The first time I laid my eye on you, I knew you would be mine, and I already knew how your hole would feel like once I was inside.
    Of America's teenage fantasy and a certain fetish. America's POV.

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