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    America was practically stuffing his face with burgers, ignoring a very creepy looking Russian man with a pink scarf staring directly at him (he was hard to ignore, actually).
    "Kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol~"

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
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    "Do you regret it?"

    --

    In which the Fourth of July comes and America decides to be honest with how he feels for once.

    Language:
    English
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    1,294
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    31
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    2
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    227
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    After Alfred reveals his romantic involvement with you, Arthur gives him a lecture that leaves him ashamed of himself.

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    442
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    149
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    Russia has had enough of America poking into his business, China sasses England and Japan, and Canada... well, he gets self-confidence.

     

    Alternatively, a comfort fic for my favorite characters. Excluding Prussia. I don't know how to insert him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    149
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    Ivan Braginsky has been acting odd for quite a while. Alfred and Arthur team up to become the ultimate mystery solving duo to find out exactly why. However, they discover a very dark secret. Smut, fluff, motherly behaviors, and romance follow.

    Language:
    English
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    15,670
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    191
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    You just broke up with Jessie Jones after she confessed to cheating on you. Broken hearted you run to your friend Maddie, little do you know she's liked you this whole time

    Language:
    English
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    8,231
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1750
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    When Spade Castle is suddenly captured by their biggest rival the Club King it's up to Arthur to escape the castle with his King. However, when said King is not as receptive to the idea as most would be, Arthur learns that it's a long and frustrating journey back to reclaim the throne.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    83,031
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2006
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    Alfred makes a very important political call.

    Oneshot/drabble

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    533
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    Alfred uses some pretty big ole words at a World Meeting.

    Oneshot/drabble

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    667
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    Romano could see how much it hurt England to be the butt of Europe's jokes. So he finally lashes out and calls them out on their own flaws and bullshit. England is very grateful.

    Language:
    English
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    2,157
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    3408
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    Alfred is an asshole. Arthur is gay. This is a good mix.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    722
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    235
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    England listens to some of Canada's musicians and finds he enjoys them. But when he speaks to Canada about it, he learns of America's thoughtless actions. So he decides to be more open about his love of music

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    463
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    Mathieu didn't like people, he had a strained relationship with France and barely tolerated his brother. But England was ok

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1037
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    2016. England and the rest of the world are undergoing dramatic changes. As the will of the people evolves and paradigms shift, so do the personifications of their nations. During one of the monthly meetings of the G8, Arthur Kirkland starts behaving strangely. All are frazzled and confused but France, for he has known the man for centuries and such suddent change in attitude is a great cause for concern. As England falls deeper into the abyss of his mind, will the most unlikely character, the arrogant America, be able to bring him back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,509
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    867
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    France meets England at a bar unexpectedly, mistaking her for a stranger. After a few drinks the two open up a little and have some fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    321
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    It couldn't be ignored, because Nations were obligated to tell the truth on these things. They were testimonies of sorts, and even when someone had suffered, they still couldn't lie.
    But Poland had, so why?

    He couldn't tell if the truth would be even worse, considering. It was from World War 2, after all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,745
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    356
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    Its Christmas and everyone is sharing gifts at America's. But England feels alone alone. But a familiar face wishes him a merry Christmas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    635
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    The Chernobyl disaster left its scar of Europe but on one family more than most. Russia is in pain, Belarus is crippled and Ukraine is missing. But is there light at the end of the tunnel?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,363
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    270
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    To Alfred, the concept of a personal bubble doesn't exist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1195
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    Matthew is tired of being invisible. He is putting his life on the line, on the off chance the popular boy in school will agree to go to prom with him. Little does he know that boy has seen him for a long time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,803
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    474

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