9 Works in Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials

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1. CEO, Entrepreneur, Born in 1964 by yellow_dino

   Fandoms: Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   06 May 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jeff Bezos/Elon Musk
   • Elon Musk/Other(s)
   • Jeff Bezos
   • Elon Musk
   • Omega Verse
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • beta Jeff Bezos
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • Protective Elon Musk
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Sickfic
   • Sick Character
   • Nesting
   • alpha Elon Musk
   • Author wrote this during an Ap exam and regrets life choices

   Summary

   Jeff Bezos likes to keep his heat secret from his alpha, Elon Musk. Cuddles ensue after Elon finds out about the sickly beta

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   936

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   1

   Kudos:

   5

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   227

2. gahsfdjkVfbvfhu i will always love you a little bit (epilogue to hepatitis abcdef i love you) by magicne

   Fandoms: Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials  

   • Mature
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   13 Apr 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Major Character Death
   • Harry Styles & Original Character(s)
   • uniqua/olin
   • lin/olin
   • lin/severus snape
   • timothee chalamet/olin
   • uniqua
   • caynen
   • Olin
   • Lin
   • jeffery bezos - Character
   • Timothée Chalamet
   • Harry Styles
   • Severus Snape
   • Mentioned Sirius Black
   • friends to enemies to lovers to friends
   • Amazon
   • Quote: I Have A Bad Feeling About This (Star Wars)
   • This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
   • This Is STUPID
   • Medical Inaccuracies
   • like seriously

   Summary

   after losing uniqua, olin and everything around him goes to shit

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

   1

   Kudos:

   1

   Hits:

   9

3. hepatitis abcdef i love you by paddydaddy for magicne

   Fandoms: Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Major Character Death
   • F/M, F/F, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Mar 2022

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • uniqua/olin
   • timothee chalamet/olin
   • harry styles/lin
   • severus snape/lin
   • uniqua
   • Olin
   • Lin
   • Jeff Bezos
   • Jane
   • Timothée Chalamet
   • Harry Styles
   • Severus Snape
   • caynen
   • this is really stupid
   • Amazon
   • Friends to Enemies to Lovers

   Summary

   this is a really stupid fan fiction about my friend olin who is now gay and where i (lin) am married to jeffrey bezos

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,620

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Kudos:

   1

   Hits:

   19

4. baby if you can't hang then, there's the door by xenisis for irleldervex

   Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), Amazon Kindle Paperweight "Out Now Business Class" Commercial, Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials, sex - Fandom, shape of u  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   13 Mar 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • the onceler/jeff bezos
   • the onceler/elon musk
   • Jeff Bezos/Elon Musk
   • everyone else already listed/lightning mcqueen
   • im lazy okay
   • dumbleeydore~chan/everyone listed
   • ed shitran/nuclear poopies
   • The Onceler
   • Jeff Bezos
   • Elon Musk
   • viva la onceler
   • millions of permeable loraxes
   • Lightning McQueen
   • dumbleeydore~chan
   • willywonkatiktok
   • ed shitran
   • George Pig (Peppa Pig)
   • started out as a kiss
   • how did it end up like this
   • basically a space orgy
   • orgy is pronounced as 'or gee' like the gee is like in gee whiz
   • why ? bcuz i said so
   • inconsistent quality
   • #quirky
   • oncie has multiple dicks
   • oncie has a god counterpart called viva la onceler in this
   • inconsistent updates lol
   • idk how to tag okay
   • yeah ik it's actually jeff bezos and his brother going to space
   • i don't care lol
   • titled taken from 'if you can't hang' by sleeping with sirens :)
   • people keep cumming at me like 'that's the correct pronunciation of orgy' that's the joke mf
   • fine u know what ? officially changing the pronunciation of orgy just to spite u
   • now pronounced 'or gee'
   • gee as in geese without the se
   • lightning mcqueen is a bottom
   • references to 'welcome to hogwarts'
   • References to Among Us
   • the imposter is sus !!1!111!
   • i was tired and i had run out of ideas so i added willywonkatiktok
   • i see u whinin' grindin' up on tha floor
   • idk is that the lyrics?? its been like a year guys i can't remember
   • ed sheeran's atomic bomb poop
   • references to the legend of zelda breath of the wild
   • george pig is very eloquent it is canon
   • keeping this up for the memories idk what else to even do with it

   Summary

   jeff bezos & elon musk are going to space. oncie is invited along under the promise of an orgy in space, however elon tries to prank oncie with some strange fluorescent goop. what happens next?

   NOT CLICKBAIT GOD POSSESSION CAUGHT ON CAMERA FOR REAL 100% AUTHENTIC

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,783

   Chapters:

   18/?

   Comments:

   60

   Kudos:

   28

   Bookmarks:

   4

   Hits:

   748

5. Mark Zuckerberg X Elon Musk in the back of a Tesla by shickzander

   Fandoms: Facebook - Fandom, Twitterverse - Fandom, Metaverse - Fandom, Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   26 Feb 2022

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Underage
   • Elon Musk/Mark Zuckerberg
   • Jeff Bezos/Mark Zuckerberg
   • Elon Musk
   • Mark Zuckerberg
   • Jeff Bezos
   • Jeffree Star
   • James Charles
   • RuPaul Charles
   • Alien AU
   • Outerspace
   • Cars TW
   • James Charles youtube AU
   • College AU

   Summary

   Fuckerberg has been tormenting my shitpost reach so I'm writing erotica about him and there's nothing he can do about it.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,987

   Chapters:

   6/6

   Kudos:

   9

   Hits:

   185

6. [Podfic of] Human Error by carboncopies for GodOfLaundryBaskets

   Fandoms: Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • POV Outsider
   • Informal Twitter Podfic Exchange
   • Podfic
   • Audio Format: MP3
   • Audio Format: Streaming
   • Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes

   Summary

   An audio recording of the work written by Arithanas.

   Podfic length - 0:09:25

   Author's summary: The new advertisement campaing had some unexpected results, but it was above a humble data analyser's paygrade to figure them out.

   Based on this commercial: https://youtu.be/CvSr_XjfCWo

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   57

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   1

   Kudos:

   3

   Hits:

   27

7. another check in the book by reverseteehee

   Fandoms: billionaire fandom, Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials, Microsoft - Fandom  

   • General Audiences
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 May 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bill Gates/ Jeff Bezos
   • Karl Marx
   • Jeff Bezos
   • William Henry "Bill" Gates III
   • Elon Musk
   • capitilism smells
   • i hate this
   • This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
   • I’m tired
   • Why Did I Write This?
   • This Is Not Going To Go The Way You Think
   • This does not need to exist
   • Getting Together
   • Pre-Slash
   • Canon Compliant
   • elongated muskrat
   • this is a cursed fic
   • RPF

   Summary

   bill gates is recently divorced. jeff bezos has been divorced for a minute. so when bill turns to jeff for advice what will happen?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   705

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   8

   Kudos:

   31

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   417

8. Human Error by Arithanas

   Fandoms: Amazon Prime Commercials  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   25 Dec 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • POV Outsider

   Summary

   The new advertisement campaing had some unexpected results, but it was above a humble data analyser's paygrade to figure them out.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,036

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   10

   Kudos:

   21

   Bookmarks:

   2

   Hits:

   305

9. Silken by Missy for mtgat

   Fandoms: Amazon Prime Commercials, TV Commercials  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   12 Dec 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Is This Love Chair Woman (Amazon Prime Commercials)/Is This Love Chair Woman's Alternate Self
   • Is This Love Chair Woman (Amazon Prime Commercials)
   • dopplecest
   • Alternate Selves
   • Chair Sex
   • Drabble
   • Yuletide Treat
   • Mildly Creepy
   • sinister - Freeform

   Summary

   Come closer if you dare...

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   100

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   12

   Kudos:

   15

   Bookmarks:

   2

   Hits:

   194

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