9 Works in Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials

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    Jeff Bezos likes to keep his heat secret from his alpha, Elon Musk. Cuddles ensue after Elon finds out about the sickly beta

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    after losing uniqua, olin and everything around him goes to shit

    Language:
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    5
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    this is a really stupid fan fiction about my friend olin who is now gay and where i (lin) am married to jeffrey bezos

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    4,620
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    jeff bezos & elon musk are going to space. oncie is invited along under the promise of an orgy in space, however elon tries to prank oncie with some strange fluorescent goop. what happens next?

    NOT CLICKBAIT GOD POSSESSION CAUGHT ON CAMERA FOR REAL 100% AUTHENTIC

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    60
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    748
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    Fuckerberg has been tormenting my shitpost reach so I'm writing erotica about him and there's nothing he can do about it.

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    English
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    2,987
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    9
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    185
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    An audio recording of the work written by Arithanas.

    Podfic length - 0:09:25

    Author's summary: The new advertisement campaing had some unexpected results, but it was above a humble data analyser's paygrade to figure them out.

    Based on this commercial: https://youtu.be/CvSr_XjfCWo

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
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    27
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    bill gates is recently divorced. jeff bezos has been divorced for a minute. so when bill turns to jeff for advice what will happen?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    705
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    417
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    The new advertisement campaing had some unexpected results, but it was above a humble data analyser's paygrade to figure them out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    305
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    Come closer if you dare...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    194

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