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1. baby if you can't hang then, there's the door by xenisis for mikkalore

   Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), Amazon Kindle Paperweight "Out Now Business Class" Commercial, Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials, sex - Fandom  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   21 Jun 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • the onceler/jeff bezos
   • the onceler/elon musk
   • Jeff Bezos/Elon Musk
   • everyone else already listed/lightning mcqueen
   • im lazy okay
   • dumbleeydore~chan/everyone listed
   • The Onceler
   • Jeff Bezos
   • Elon Musk
   • viva la onceler
   • millions of permeable loraxes
   • Lightning McQueen
   • dumbleeydore~chan
   • started out as a kiss
   • how did it end up like this
   • basically a space orgy
   • orgy is pronounced as 'or gee' like the gee is like in gee whiz
   • why ? bcuz i said so
   • inconsistent quality
   • #quirky
   • oncie has multiple dicks
   • oncie has a god counterpart called viva la onceler in this
   • inconsistent updates lol
   • idk how to tag okay
   • yeah ik it's actually jeff bezos and his brother going to space
   • i don't care lol
   • titled taken from 'if you can't hang' by sleeping with sirens :)
   • people keep cumming at me like 'that's the correct pronunciation of orgy' that's the joke mf
   • fine u know what ? officially changing the pronunciation of orgy just to spite u
   • now pronounced 'or gee'
   • gee as in geese without the se
   • lightning mcqueen is a bottom
   • references to 'welcome to hogwarts'
   • References to Among Us
   • the imposter is sus !!1!111!

   Summary

   jeff bezos & elon musk are going to space. oncie is invited along under the promise of an orgy in space, however elon tries to prank oncie with some strange fluorescent goop. what happens next?

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   English

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   1,991

   Chapters:

   11/?

   Comments:

   10

   Kudos:

   5

   Bookmarks:

   1

   Hits:

   65

2. test by LogJammer9000

   Fandoms: Amazon Kindle Paperweight "Out Now Business Class" Commercial  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   23 May 2021

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Broccoli Test

   Summary

   test

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Kudos:

   2

   Hits:

   38

3. Meetings of Happenstance by squidgie

   Fandoms: Kindle (Amazon Commercial)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 May 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gerald (Kindle (Amazon Commercial))/Dan (Kindle (Amazon Commercial))
   • Gerald (Kindle (Amazon Commercial))
   • Dan (Kindle (Amazon Commercial))
   • Kindle
   • iPad
   • Amazon.com
   • Kindle Amazon Commercial
   • Commercials
   • Inspired by the Amazon Kindle Commercial

   Summary

   The vacation Gerald and his partner had been on had been great for them - until life at home fell apart. Gerald started to as well, until his boss sent him on vacation, where he ran into an old acquaintance.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,578

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   1

   Comments:

   20

   Kudos:

   20

   Bookmarks:

   2

   Hits:

   154

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