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    “I dreamed about one of the others I knew in Blackwing,” [Dirk] replied. “Mona Wilder. She’s a shapeshifter, sort of. She wants us to find someone.”

    “Wait,” Todd hissed back. “You mean to tell me prophetic visions are a thing you get, too?”

    “Rarely,” Dirk huffed in exasperation, “and it’s not like they’re ever useful. In this dream, Mona told me to find some boy.”

    Todd was undoubtedly pulling his best confused face. He tugged until Dirk rolled to face him.

    “Find a boy?” Todd asked. “Any boy? Would she be glad to know you found me?”

    [7th part added 9/23/18, in continued response to kelspots's request for a transition into S2 events. For anon, who wanted a S1 fix-it.]

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    Dirk sucked in his breath, obviously apprehensive. “Was there anything else unusual about it?”

    “Well, the whole thing was messed-up,” Todd said, trying to downplay it, “but it did something to our eyes. Changed the shapes of our pupils? Like—like a bad trip, or something.”

    “Not that I have much to go on,” Dirk said shakily, “but I feel like I’m having one right now.”

    [Another that can be read as a stand-alone, probably, but follows its precedents in Glow. Fills this prompt.]

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    “I don’t know why I bother,” Farah offered, hoping Todd would join her in self-deprecation.

    “I’m starting to ask myself the same question,” he said slowly, flashing her a lopsided grin.

    Starting?” Dirk scoffed, punching Todd in the arm. “It’s about two months too late for that, and you sampled the goods. No take-backsies.”

    [Not related to my other fic 'verse—except that character backstories are the same, and that incidental details turn up in different configurations.]

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    The sound of trouble was coming alright, but it wasn't the rumble of a gun or the click of a taser. The sound of trouble in this case was a soft giggle, followed by a whimpering noise from the front seat. Cross darted forwards into the gap between the two seats, returning after a moment holding a wriggling, small human wearing an oversized grey t-shirt.

    Dirk and Todd get visited by the Rowdies, who deposit a de-aged Martin and Amanda on their doorstep.

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    Jaws chirped and dashed out of the kitchenette just as Todd finished tying his belt. She snagged the hem of his robe and climbed, dead-weight at intervals, until Todd could stick the bulb in his sole remaining empty pocket and sling her over his shoulder. Jaws hung there, purring.

    “Baby girl,” he whispered into her fur, horrified at how contagious Dirk’s epithets had proved. “Wanna help me find something? I probably lost it, and Dirk will never forgive me.”

    Mrrr, Jaws trilled, which was her standard response to anything out of Todd’s mouth.

    “Yeah, okay,” Todd sighed, offloading her on his desk once they’d reached it. “Thought not.”

    [Anons and commenters keep prompting additions to this. These are a string of outtakes off the end of Home Is Where It Starts.]

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    Todd and Amanda have the most boring lives in the world. They miss class, smoke pot and hate everyone. One day, a new kid arrives at the school, and from there, things get weirder and weirder. And they will have to save the world they know and don't know, or at least try it.

    This is my part for the DGHDA Big Bang <3

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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

    *
    ...or: Todd gets no fewer than four different versions of one shovel talk, and he's fucking sick of it.

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    Dirk couldn’t stand to see Todd this way any more than Todd could stand the reverse. He drew the neglected handkerchief from inside his coat and used it to dab at Todd’s cheeks.

    “Wendimoor very much happened,” he said, “and for quite a lot of necessary reasons.”

    Todd cracked a smile and almost laughed. “Like setting solid relationship role-models for us?”

    Dirk nodded, realizing he hadn’t even thought of that. “If they can weather a war, so can we.”

    “Panto’s and Silas’s parents will do a better job of communicating post-clusterfuck than mine.”

    “Count your blessings,” Dirk said, tucking the handkerchief in Todd’s pocket. “Mine are gone.”

    “Wait a minute,” Todd said, pulling Dirk in by the shoulders, wide-eyed. “Your parents are?”

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    Dirk pushed past [Farah], taking the remaining stairs two at a time. He opened the front door and stepped onto the porch, only to halt in his tracks at the sight of a familiar van.

    Amanda stood with her elbow propped on the mailbox, leisurely smoking. She saluted him.

    “Hey, so,” she said, taking a final drag before pitching the joint, “congrats on accomplishing what every horny, stoned groupie between here and Chicago used to dream of.”

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    In this universe Todd Brotzman came down with Paraibultis at the age of fourteen. Which also causes him to develop certain powers, for lack of better words.By sixteen he was under Blackwings “care”. He meets Dirk Gently and they plot an escape together. In the words of one doctor.

    “Project Icarus and Project Afnac have a strange relationship.”

    Afnac: From Welsh mythology usual resides in lakes and rivers (according to Wikipedia)

    Todd

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    Young Svlad Cjelli would say he was entirely comfortable with things never making sense. That was the way the world was for him always. But ghosts, vampires and murderous little girls may be a little bit overkill.

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    Stuck in a college town with nothing to do, Amanda jumps at the chance to join punk band Rowdy Three on their tour across America as their replacement drummer.

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    How can Todd possibly expect to be forgiven if he still can't forgive everyone who hurt him?

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    Technically, this might all have been Todd's fault. The problem had started when he realised the one way he could make introducing his eccentric, polite, British and undeniably male lover to his parents go more smoothly: to introduce him at the same time as Amanda introduced her partners. A little bit of homosexuality faded from importance when compared to a hoard of punk hobos, some of which were over ten years older than her. Mom and dad would be too busy panicking about what Amanda had got herself into to care about what he was doing.

    At least, that was the theory.

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    "Find me the twinkiest boy." Todd asks with a smirk on his lips, his back leaning against the bar.
    "That's easy, the one with the blue shirt and tie over there." Amanda gestures with her bottle.
    "Now that's proper cute." He nods in approval, watching him dance on his own, helping himself to the universe's probably gayest drink: a cosmopolitan.

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    Todd wakes up beside Dirk Gently four years to the day after having met him realises - abruptly and with categoric certainty - that he wants to do so every day for the rest of his life.

    What the fuck, he thinks.

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    A family emergency sends Todd to his parents' house. Dirk thinks it's a case.

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    It’s the little things about Christmas that truly make it all feel like family. Or, how each character and group learns to cope with the events of the first season as they experience Christmas together for the first time.

    //For DGHDA Christmas Mini Big Bang.//

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    This was weird. The whole situation was weird. Todd didn’t understand how he had managed to get himself into this. There was a merman. In his bath.
    an au in which Dirk is a merman and moves in with Todd.

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    Todd goes to rescue Dirk from Blackwing, but ends up getting himself captured. Now detective and assist-friend must rely on each other's strength while they wait for Amanda and Farah to come and rescue them. Though Amanda also may or may not ever forgive her brother.

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