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    Jooheon turns at the sound of his name. He immediately regrets it. The store clerk is one of those dangerous, rebellious-looking boys who probably doesn’t go to Church or answer his mom’s texts--the ones that all the scripted teenage dramas told Jooheon to both adore and fear. Jooheon’s mom has clearly always said: find someone 1) good to their parents, 2) God-fearing, and 3) successful. Jooheon claimed it was impossible. You can’t be all three at once. Those with money have no reason to fear God.

    The guy--his nametag says “MINHYUK!! HE/HIM!! ASK ME ANYTHING!!”--has hair dyed a pinkish orange like the last dregs of a warm summer sunset. His face is tan and smooth like a BB-cream-painted ceramic plate, and there’s reddish brown eyeshadow flecked at the corners of his eyes. His pants are tight, tight, tight black denim with rips over his thighs. One rip is so high up that Jooheon can see the black edge of his boxers beneath.

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    129
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    10
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    Logan would really like to know why this kid keeps trying to return massive sex toys when his store's return policy is RIGHT THERE.

    Bucky would really like to know what Logan looks like naked.

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    10
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    48
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    In which Jim is the awkward barista who is doing everything in his power to seduce the unapproachable half-Vulcan with latte art.

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    54/?
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    A slice-of-life look at Peridot's life as a cashier at a "lingerie store," including dealing with her goofy coworker, her terrifying boss, and the smoking hot customer that keeps coming back for some reason.

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    8/?
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    The world is magical, Louis is a wizard, Harry is a Were, there are spells for lube and supernatural kinks are definitely a thing.

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    Concupiscent
    con·cu·pis·cent
    /känˈkyo͞opəsənt/
    adjectiveformal
    filled with sexual desire; lustful.
    "concupiscent dreams"

    Weathering a professional crisis back in New York shortly after managing a personal one, Natasha Romanov finds herself back at a familiar nexus: her emotional dysfunction causing trouble in her recently upended world. Freshly thirty and still no closer to having answers about her internal struggles, Nat makes a decision to undertake the emotional work to figure out once and for all what exactly keeps her at arm's length from everyone else. Join us as Natasha navigates her failures in love and burgeoning opportunities, managing a successful sex toy company on two coasts, and does some of the hardest exploration of all: the ups, downs, upside-downs, on tops and from behinds of just what in the hell goes on inside of our own heads and hearts.

     

    Alternately, Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones But Whips and Chains May Force Me To Confront My Own Gaping Chasm of Existential Dread

     

    (Head's up - this is graphically, comically, unflinchingly, gynecologically sexual - just more leather this time)

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    103
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    15
    Hits:
    1992
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    Felicity stops into a sex shop in dire need of a new toy to help her with some personal frustrations. She's finding it difficult to choose from the vast amount of items in stock. Oliver, the employee on hand, offers some help.

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    1/1
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    17
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    4
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    "You know, I'm almost convinced that it was Miyuki Kazuya's bright idea to put a goddamn sex shop right inside of a perfectly normal cafe!" Sawamura threw up his hands. "If it weren't for that place, I wouldn't be as worked up as I am right now!"

    Haruichi tapped his chin as he nodded along to his roommate's rant. "That does seem like something he'd do... but I don't think that's the only reason you're so worked up over this, Eijun."


    A college, coffee shop & sex shop AU all in one!

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    59
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    5
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    574
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    AU-Where Gintoki is trying to paid off a debt as working as a Call girl during the night. When things start to get hard to keep this hidden from her loved ones they won't be the only ones that get hurt. With danger lurking around and fights breaking out, how will our perm head get out of this?

    "Look you have no right to judge me about this," Gin crossed her arms across her chest and leaned against the cement wall behind her.
    "Really because this kind of thing is wrong and you're just selling off your body for what? A measly $300 for two weeks...that's being a prostitute," Ice blue eyes glare at her in anger as she held her ground with a glare of her own.
    "Then why in the hell are you bothering me? What are you so upset with if I have done this type of crap since I first started. I don't open my legs for no one," Gintoki seethes out as she can see the anger grow within every word that resonates in his mind to his fist clenched tightly.
    "Ha...I bet the kids would love to-SMACK!" Hijikata words were cut off by the slap on his face as Gin trembles a bit but held infuriated eyes into his soul.

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    3/?
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    15
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    47
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    4
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    798
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    "Taeyong... what are we?" He takes a moment to respond, you offer him the time you know he needs. "I-I..." He starts, swallowing down his nerves a bit, the boiling feeling in his stomach growing hotter. "I-I'm not sure..."

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    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    400
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    The moment Genji walks into his sex shop is one that Zenyatta will eventually encrypt into the deepest wells of his memory core.

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    3/?
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    606
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    Jungkook works at a sex shop, it’s not as great as people make it out to be. It’s not some scripted cheesy porn. But there is one particular person named Jimin that may get a hold on Jungkook in a way that nobody has before.

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    27
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    S’chn T’gai Sybok builds, establish, and runs a sex shop with the help of his three siblings.

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    1/?
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    7
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    22
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    1
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    240
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    Jimin loves his job at Lust Technology and things can only get better when a hot boy with ulterior motives starts working with him and makes his goal to impress Jimin.
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    Gratuitous Sex Shop AU we all know we wanted

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    12,349
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    31
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    256
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    49
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    7524
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    Elliot is a sex shop worker. Tyrell is the awkward husband looking for something new in his life.

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    354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    527
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    It was all Lydia's fault. It was she who gave him the Harry (the dildo that he was so crazy about) at the first place. The problem was he already reached the point where the toy was no longer enough to satisfy him. He was possessed by an uncontrollable desire to be fucked by the real Harry.

    Good news was the guy was just a few blocks away from his apartment. The bad news? The guy was fucking straight.

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    57
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    8
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    Angela starts working at a sex toy shop to make ends meet when she comes across a book that awakens a desire she never imagined laid dormant within her.

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    66
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    Victor was just trying to buy a vibrator in peace when his crush showed up and he realised the man actually worked here.

    (Bot generated prompt from the Viktuuri Fluff Bang discord chat.)

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    Потенциальный покупатель, замерший на пороге, выглядит крайне неуверенно.

    А еще очень и очень горячо. Как шагнувший из прошлого в двадцать первый век греческий бог, со всеми вот этими шикарными мускулами и твердой, самой мужественной линией подбородка, какую только Кит видел в своей жизни (прости, Ханк).

    (или AU, в котором Кит работает в секс-шопе и в один прекрасный день (или ночь) знакомится с новым покупателем)

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    Русский
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    11,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    180
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    PruCan Sex Shop AU. Matthew is working in his cousin's shop to get a earn a bit of money. Though he'd rather forget every face he ever saw while working there, there's one regular customer he wouldn't mind seeing again. Canada x fem!prussia. This is a repost from a story I put on tumblr and then deleted

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    170

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