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    Billy pretends like he's getting back to work and is totally ignoring Steve, but he still manages to say, "I don't know why you're getting a purple one, like you think I'm actually going to drink--" 

    "You like grape!" 

    "I like grape Gatorade; grape Powerade is fucking gross." Steve reaches toward the Gatorade for about two seconds before Billy smacks his hand away, snapping, "No, those are a rip-off, they're $1.29, that's crazy." 

    Steve says, as casually as he can, "I'm going to kill you."

    "It's not my fault you don't know how to shop."  

    "Right, yeah, listen, man. How about you just let me do what I want?" 

    "Let me do what I want," Billy sneers. "Jesus, yeah, sure, Harrington, like that's not going to backfire and ruin my entire life."





    ALTERNATIVELY: (more of) a dumb modern supermarket au.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1517
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    Griselda King, owns and runs what is known professionally as an “adult pleasure store.”

    Her son Bog works there part-time when he’s not too busy working on his business degree, or working one of his other part-time jobs that help him pay for collage. A chance encounter with an irate customer means his life is about to get a lot more interesting!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,610
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    187
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    Nate is cheesy and loves buying flowers for Gabe. Gabe has an obsession with flowers and plants. Tyson is the owner of a new flower shop. Long story short, they all sort of fall in love with each other.

    Language:
    English
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    2,692
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    84
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    Lance performs a dramatic retelling of something that happened between him and his roommate to the local flower shop owner (Keith).

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    English
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    1,636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
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    97
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    He doesn’t know why Flower Shop Boy’s still out there when there’s no one around to sell mistletoe to, but Matthew doesn’t complain. It’s just the two of them out here. Matthew knows it and he knows that Flower Shop Boy knows it. Matthew takes a deep breath. He’s going to put on a show.

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    English
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    1,029
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Folks, they're gay.

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    English
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    43,690
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    761
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    Jimin loves his job at Lust Technology and things can only get better when a hot boy with ulterior motives starts working with him and makes his goal to impress Jimin.
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    Gratuitous Sex Shop AU we all know we wanted

    Language:
    English
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    9,462
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    4352
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    Trabajando en un 24h, SiCheng trata de olvidar el motivo por el que dejó el instituto… estar muy ocupado lo ayuda a no pensar… pero lo que más lo ayuda es su compañero Johnny.

    Language:
    Español
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    1,521
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    Viktor jest znanym architektem wnętrz, który ostatnio coraz bardziej odczuwa trudy swojej pracy. Jak tu cieszyć się życiem, kiedy powoli brakuje inspiracji do tworzenia tego, co się przez lata kochało? Ma nadzieję, że przylot do Fukuoki na znane targi prezentów natchnie go do działania.
    Nie wie jednak, że tym upragnionym celem życia stanie się mała, położona sto kilometrów dalej kwiaciarnia oraz słodki kwiaciarz, który na dobre skradnie jego serce... z wzajemnością.

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    Polski
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    22,476
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    216
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    Alec Lightwood is nothing more than a quiet bookstore owner. He has his siblings, he has his friends, and he has his work. And he has a dream, though he hardly has the self-esteem and inspiration to strive for it.

    Magnus Bane is an up-and-coming fashion designer. He has his friends, he has his books, and he has his work. And he's well on his way to achieving his dream, with his fashion line coming out in just a few months.

    A chance encounter between the two leaves a mark on both of them. When Alec reads a book recommendation left by a certain glittery man, the two men embark on a journey of love and self-discovery that will leave them deserving of their own love story.

    Language:
    English
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    30,270
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    4061
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    In which Jim is the awkward barista who is doing everything in his power to seduce the unapproachable half-Vulcan with latte art.

    Language:
    English
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    3,721
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    705
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    "What? Did you really think I was going to play blue-haired stepmom for the rest of my life?"

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,644
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    494
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    Lee Taemin wasn't supposed to end up like this; anybody could tell you that.

    The first book in a multi-fandom vampire!au
    First book: SHINee-centric
    Second book: BTS-centric
    Third book: VIXX-centric

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,526
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    711
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    It is said that in the North, everyone has their secrets, reasons to stay in the harsh city. Three souls meet in the cold, all lost, all looking for something they can't quite name. Together, they'll make themselves a home, built with love and warmth, a shelter from the cold Northern winds and the harsh winds of the world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,552
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    72
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    mark steals flowers from the local flower shop, but doesn't expect for his heart to be stolen by the tall boy with the deep voice that works behind the cash register instead

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,477
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    970
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    Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “how do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flowers ?”

    A chaeyu one-shot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    335
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    Benvolio lives a simple, pleasant life working at his flower shop. He's content with the life he lives, and there's nothing that he truly wants, but that all changes when he meets his cousin Romeo's new friend, Mercutio.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,084
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    15
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    Yoongi works the graveyard shift at a corner store. There's a guy that hangs out there, between one thirty and two forty-five.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,996
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    188
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    Beaming at her impish annoyance, Chat Noir closed his eyes. “How’s business?”
    Marinette focused on the crown, weaving and pulling, careful but confident in the strokes and pattern. Chat had put both hands behind his head, and had the weather not been so dreary, he might have looked like he was trying to tan.
    “That’s a loaded question, chaton.”

    After the Dupain-Cheng family purchases a flower shop around the block from the Agreste mansion, Chat Noir frequents the spot in search of company from the manager-but-not-really Marinette. Beneath the mask, Adrien starts to struggle with how cute she looks in that green apron. (AKA: the not-really flower shop AU where basically everything is the same, but Marinette is extra stressed by her job and Adrien tries to be supportive)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    148,170
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    270
    Kudos:
    345
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    5322
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    In a (usually) much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

    This week: Ace finally remakes Justice League.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    688,298
    Chapters:
    195/?
    Comments:
    486
    Kudos:
    663
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    28131

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