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    Dirk's been thinking about getting a troll pet for a while, but since he wants a challenge... he wants a highblood. Notorious for being difficult to train and break in, he orders a violet- and ends up with Eridan.

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    6/6
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    76
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    14
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    The lil troll girl’s scowling up at you sideways, chin held high like she’s in charge here. But she made her way over to the human part of town, with no collar on her neck and no weapons anywhere you can see. She’s looking for trouble and you’re nicer trouble than most.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    16
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    211
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    Sometimes you get a shitty gift from a relative. And sometimes you get two wild animals as pets that are looking at you like you're breakfast. It's okay, Dave's got a squirtbottle.

    Created for Sloppy Seconds 2020

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    33
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    5
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    333
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    You, PERRIE PLATYP, are standing in your SECRET AGENT LAIR and SCREAMING.

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    1/1
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    24
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    2
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    196
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    Your name is PERRIE PLATYP and you have given up all hope of anyone but your OWNERS ever pronouncing it properly, with the full six letters befitting a proper troll. You are also a PET, so you POOP IN A BOX and eat your food from A BOWL ON THE FLOOR. Your OWNERS are FERB FLETCHER and PHINEAS FLYNN, whose respiteblock you're invited to share, at the foot of their human recuperacoons, and you would DO ANYTHING FOR THEM.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
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    Sollux is a service pettroll, and Karkat is his human master. During cuddling on his heat, his bulge unfurls, and his master offers to give him a hand.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    219
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    Nepeta Leijon is 22 and newly independent. Except... There's one problem. Her abusive boyfriend, Gamzee Makara. Her best friend Feferi Peixes doesn't take too kindly to the guy, though she knows nothing of Nepeta's turmoil.

    Update: INDEFINITE HIATUS

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    112
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    11
    Hits:
    2322
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    Gamzee gets a HEATHENISTIC message from one of those new aliens called 'human beings' and it causes him to have a crisis of faith.

    He doesn't know what to do, other then track down his best friend and moirail in person and get their chat on IN PERSON for the first time ever.

    This leads him down the path to a lot of discoveries.

    Karbro has a DEADLY but miraculous secret. He has a living ancestor who WANTS HIM BADLY! The messiahs have a MOTHER FUCKING PLAN FOR HIM and...

     

    Humans make the best and most soothing pale pets in the whole galaxy.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    **A rewrite of my fic by the same name: But the unabridged and extended edition! Many things have been changed between the fics. **

    Tony always assumed that he had done everything and everyone worth doing, but he was still empty and alone at the end of the day.

    Then one day he was asked if he had ever had "done" a troll.

    This led him down a path filled with shock, anguish, disturbing sights and bitter truths. But it also eventually led him to deep friendships, genuine happiness, a loving family and a self completing feeling of heroism.

    It also led to him saving generations of trolls who were treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

    Series
    • Part 1 of TBL
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    Chapters:
    14/25
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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    Your name is Jane Crocker and you have no idea what the heck you're doing.

    You thought that today was going to be the same as every other day until you stumbled upon a helpless, nearly dying troll in a alleyway. And with you being a kind person, you couldn't just stand there and watch the little scamp suffer like that.

    Then again, your pop always told you that raising a child isn't easy, but you're sure as heck going to try.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
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    126
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    Feferi has her hands full with two adoring subs. Sometimes, they are more trouble when their animal instincts kick in and she has a dog and cat tearing around her hive.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    1
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    8
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    145
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    He's always coming around these days, inserting himself where he doesn't belong, which is between Milo and danger. That's your auspisticism he's treading on.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

    GO TO THE Extended edition rewrite: It will be updated and fleshed out. This version has too many errors to save. It will NOT be deleted though. https://archiveofourown.org/works/24019180/chapters/57786460

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,608
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    7444
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    Eridan, still pinning after his long dead moirail, is told by his kismesis, to go buy a pet and cheer himself the fuck up or she's dumping him.

    He goes to The Alternian Pet Corporation, not expecting to find anything worthy of his time and is shocked to find something that actually manages to break the ice over his heart, just a little bit.

    Language:
    English
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    3,679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    312
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Lets see how long I can do this.

    500 Day Challenge:
    Write a oneshot/drabble every day for 500 days. Limited to one fandom. Min Word count 1,000.

    Language:
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    Words:
    10,141
    Chapters:
    11/501
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2082
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    There is a place, that not many know about. Tucked away, hidden from simple eyes. A troll fight club, The Scratch. Humans from all walks of life, train their pet trolls to fight, to win. Every friday there are fights, bets, and deaths.

    The overseer of this illegal activity? Doc Scratch. No one has ever seen him in person but everyone knows his name.

     

    Dave Strider has never had the easy life. Living in the shadow of his famously ironic Bro has its downfalls. So when he find out about troll fights, he decides it won’t hurt to try. He goes to his younger brother, Dirk, for help getting a fighting troll. He never expected for this to get as big as it had.

    (*On Hiatus Until Further Notice*)

    Language:
    English
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    6,436
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    687
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    Kankri is a young queen trying to start a new colony of his own, where he’ll meet various toms who will try and court and breed him.

    Based on this fic; https://archiveofourown.org/works/16278317 that I really enjoyed reading, I thought I’d write my own little story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,709
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2056
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    Dirk might have been looking for a companion, but what he ended up with wasn't really what he expected. A cherub found in the shadiest parts of a trades show market emptied his wallet and found itself into his home... and his heart? But how will he cope with the two in one deal he has the misfortune of receiving?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,376
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2912

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