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    Small story's and one shots on Dante, Patricks and Adams future. Once I start their story properly, the these will be re-edited and put into that. I just can't wait to show you all.

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    12/?
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    PI Andromache Scythian has been receiving notes from a secret admirer. Signed only as “Yours in Black Lace,” the letters are becoming increasingly more illicit. Getting the note cards at work suggests they’re from someone in the office of The Old Guard Private Investigators, but she isn't sure, and the not knowing is driving Andy crazy. When she learns who her admirer is, she tries to keep their relationship professional...

    PI Ngô Thanh Quỳnh is the woman who's been secretly wooing Andy with letters and baklava from her favorite bakery. Andy tries to keep a professional distance, but she can't forget the words Quỳnh wrote, and when Quỳnh finds herself in peril, professionalism is even more important. Andy takes her to a hidden safehouse, and it becomes even harder to hold back...

    Written for Unconventional Courtship, the challenge to write a new story based on a M&B/Harlequin romance novel summary!

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    1/?
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    Since being stranded here, I have concluded the following: 1. I’ve been in a dust storm for several sols. 2. Shit. I suppose I’ll just have to think of something. Or die. Nicky, my love wherever you are, remember how we always joked that I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew, and that I would only be 'in command' if I were the only one left?

    Well I'm in command now.
    (SUCK IT, NILE)

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    29/?
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    858
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    574
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    93
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    Now set up in their new home above the club, Joe takes Nicky half way around the world to meet his family.

    Nicky sees first hand what a family means as Jamilas new boyfriend isn't all that nice to him.

    Part of my forever growing soft heart story's. (I can't help it, it's taken over my life) set a few months after soft hands, broken hearts.

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    3/3
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    6 months after leaving, Quynh comes back to say sorry to Sebastian.

    Two years later, andy storms in, not to happy with what he's done to the place.

     

    Part of the soft hands hard hearts, set in the future so could be considered a spoiler.

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    2/2
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    13
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    1
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    Part of my forever growing soft hearts story's.

    Nicky celebrates his 21st birthday with Joe and Sebastian. Joe begins acting like the caregiver he has no idea he is as Nicky misunderstandings what is asked of him.

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    1/?
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    4
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    12
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    On paper, they don’t seem like ideal roommates. Nicolò is a secondary school teacher who moves back to the city for work and needs somewhere to live. He’s introduced to Yusuf through a mutual friend. Yusuf is a graphic designer, but he dreams of his art becoming his primary income.

    They both had their quirks and there were of course things about the other that irked them. Nicolò is prodigiously private while Yusuf is an open book. But their strengths tended to cover the weakness of the other and they’d settled into a very comfortable living arrangement.

    That is until Nicolò fell in love with his roommate.

    (Touch me slow, feel my heart bleed from Nicolò’s POV)

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    On paper, they don’t seem like ideal roommates. Yusuf, usually known as Joe, is a graphic designer, but he dreams of his art becoming his primary income. He leases a room to Nicolò, a secondary school teacher whom he met through a mutual friend.

    They both have their quirks and there were of course things about the other that irked them. Nicky is prodigiously private while Joe is an open book. But their strengths tended to cover the weakness of the other and they’d settled into a very comfortable living arrangement.

    That is until Joe fell in love with his roommate.

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    9/9
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    170
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    A sour expression crosses Nicky’s face. “They were out. Together. Unbelievable.” He exhales slowly, then clasps his hands together in front of his mouth like a mockery of prayer as he comes to stand by the window, to Joe’s right. “Cornuto. He put the horns on me. After all these years, he fucking…”

    “Put the horns on both of us, I would think,” Joe says more to himself than anything. This is supposed to be home, Joe thinks. This is his home, his house, his space. He has hundreds of memories here, stories for every piece of furniture and appliance in the house, and now it’s haunted. What is lurking behind every happy moment spent here, behind everything given as a gift? Did he and Steven build their foundations on love or deceit? What has Steven hidden here, under the floorboards Joe treads on day in and day out? Have Steven and Keane slept together here, in Joe’s home, in his bed?

    (Written for a prompt on the kink meme: Joe and Nicky are friends/neighbors who find out their spouses are having an affair)

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    Why they're having this particular conversation while she's bouncing in his lap, however, is anyone's guess, but Booker's timing's never been great to begin with. Why should he discover the definition of appropriate now?

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    1,038
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    18
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    61
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    Fits into chapter 8 of heal me.

    With Joe and Sebastian away in the guest house. Nicky is left in the care of Andy and Nile for the first time.

    It isnt all plain sailing, for young nicky just doesn't understand andys ways. And Andy just doesn't understand Nickys triggers.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    12
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    “You are hopeless,” Osamu says, knowing what is to come next, but what he means is this:

    I do not have to place hope in something that is certain.

     

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    The Old Guard AU

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    1/1
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    14
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    A year has past and Nicky is well on the way to healing from his time with Keane, with Sebastien who stays by his side at all times.

    When Joe rescues another omega by the name of peter, Nicky has to learn new lessons, and help him recover from his wounds.

    The last part to save me, heal me, love me.
    Unbata I apologise for any and all mistakes.

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    English
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    16,624
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1298
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    "You're not going to throw up, too, are you?"

    The red jacket is even more striking up close.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    53
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    2
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    187
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    Nile's going through the motions one particular day; everything seems to be going to shit whilst she's away from home, dumped and stressed out. then she gets on a train, and things get a little better (after getting momentarily worse). all because of a stranger that's slightly intimidating, another stranger who can't read a room, one more stranger who can passionately talk for hours and, you guessed it, a frenchman.
    POV you're getting a train out of london because of a national petrol shortage which ultimately leads you to get a therapy session with a bunch of people you've known less than 12 hours

    title from The Day We Caught The Train by Ocean Colour Scene

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    4/4
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    3
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    61
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    2
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    It’s Joe’s and Nicky’s First Christmas as husbands!! But they don’t spend this one alone, for they open their door to two friends in need in love. Sebastian and Adam.

    Part of my ever growing soft heart, hard hands.

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    3/3
    Comments:
    7
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    6
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    “You were dreaming again,” Brother Frattaroli says, his voice a deep and constant rumble. He does not sound surprised, nor should he. Nicolo knows his mind wanders, though never as far as to cross oceans. Not until today. “Where did you go?”

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    A thousand miles away, Yusuf Al-Kaysani closes his hand around thin air, wondering if men with eyes the color of sea glass exist outside his imagination.

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    aka the Sense8 AU no one asked for

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    427
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    72
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    6489
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    They met because Nicky's drink had ended up down Joe's shirt in the jostling around the perimetre of the bar.

    Nicky didn't ask him out on an actual date because Joe took him home that night and fucked him on every improbable horizontal surface but the bed until four in the morning.

    Nicky asked him out because when he told him he was a data analyst Joe said it was neat with crinkles at the corners of his eyes. Then made him espresso in the correct way.

    This was four years ago.

    (Inspired by this outstanding piece of fanart.)
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    202
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    16
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    Merrick's Adventure Park is something of an institution. The Old Guard is Merrick's Adventure's own secret society, a fraternity of those bound together by the ennui and angst of teenagers forced to work a summer job when they'd rather be wiling days away on sandy beaches or with their friends. They are an immovable institution, a bedrock of the park.

    At least until Stephen fucking Merrick decides to get involved.

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    English
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    13,887
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    409
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    Soft hearts, hard hands has gone kinky.

    31 short story’s set before, during and a year after soft hearts.

    Join Joe, Booker, Nicky, Adam, Patrick and Dante having fun.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,548
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1460

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