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    Penny looks up at her for a second, wide eyes swiftly narrowing. “Motherfucker. A ghost-writer? I knew you were funnier than that shit.”
    Rory grins at her. “You just said it wasn’t bad!”
    “I was being polite! I thought either you had your sense of humour surgically removed, or childhood me was a fucking moron for thinking you were funny. Jesus, Rory. You basically gaslighted me.”
    Rory snorts. “I gaslighted you?” Then, because she thinks it will spark more annoyance. “Wait, you thought I was funny?”

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    10/?
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    “Now, I am not the fool I was when I was younger
    Crocodile eyes, I have seen how you hunger
    Fluttering your lashes, like ashes and embers
    Warm and bright as fire devouring timber”
    - Exeunt, The Oh Hellos

    Sometimes there are things one must leave behind, and sometimes leaving hurts.

    (Or: the one where Eddie runs away)

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    The lucky seven come together in this coming of age fic at the time where they needed each other the most. In a spin of fate, they manage to find each other in (mandatory for some) group therapy sessions and over time build a bond and support system that gets them through the toughest and also best times of their lives.

    *Will be split between all seven POV's every chapter, not focusing on any relationship or friendship in particular because we respect and love all seven around these parts. Will span from 1992-2016 and have time jumps.

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    On cool summer nights when the breeze was loud enough to mask any creaking of Eddie's old house, or while it was ferociously raining, Richie would sneak out in his blue pickup to see Eddie.

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    4/?
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    11
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    1
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    "Richie Tozier's masochism is Christian, and he is not, and those two facts are unquestionably concomitant."

    In which Richie can sense danger before it happens, Eddie is telekinetic, and they live in a secret boarding school with other kids like them.

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    9/?
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    33
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    29
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    3
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    When Richie crash lands on Earth after finding out he’s not an Asgardian, but a human, he finds himself in a New Mexico town with six other humans. As he reconciles with himself, Eddie Kaspbrak reconciles with love, and both of them reconcile with being roommates (the horror). As Richie’s past comes to being him back, he must decide—what is family? And where does he belong?

    Or: Loki!Richie AU!

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    2/4
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    No one who knew the importance of their life would be in a phone booth calling the number they found in the back of a specialist magazine.

    Looking for a Willing Victim.

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    1/1
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    When going down the list of people to come out to, Richie skipped over his mom and dad.

    So, after months of barely any contact, Maggie was shocked to see her one and only son standing on her front porch on a Tuesday afternoon. He had knocked on the door, and that stung for a reason she couldn't put into words. He used to just walk in, it was like he felt unwelcome. Her baby felt unwelcome in his own home.

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    ""I think we should have sex."

    Unfortunately, Richie just so happened to be taking a drink from her water bottle when Eddie barged into her best friend's room, announcing her great idea. 

    Half the water in her mouth went spraying to the floor as she choked on the rest. Eddie did not seem to care about Richie's plight. In fact, while Richie took deep, shuddering breaths, Eddie was pacing, not looking at her at all. 

    "Excuse me?" Richie finally spat out. "

     

    Or: Neither Eddie nor Richie wants to go to college a virgin and Eddie does something about it.

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    Stan just wants to serve their detention and get on with having a boring high school experience, so why are these two very beautiful, very popular, kids paying so much attention to them?

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    8/?
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    This is why I always pick truth, Eddie thought as he started walking down the stairs. The air was still and cold in the narrow staircase. If he didn’t have his phone flashlight, he wouldn’t be able to see his own hand out in front of him. The worst part was the silence though. Normally Eddie would enjoy the quiet, but when he was underground walking towards a bunch of dead people, he found himself actually missing his best friend talking his ears off.

    AKA

    Eddie gets dared to go into a catacomb while on a trip to Paris and spooky stuff happens.

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    The first time it happens, they're in math class. Then the school bathroom. Then Patrick's bedroom. If one were to ask him, now, if there’s a God and a Devil, Victor Criss would say yes; he’d say: “One just took a bite outta me. The other just left me dead on the floor.” Or, The one where Victor tries his best to be real.

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    7/?
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    Just another AU/College Reddie fic for your seasonal Reddie depression. Set in 1996 with lots of 80's/90's music references (long ass plot in progress/tags to be updated)

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    25/?
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    83
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    12
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    1955
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    Leggomyeggo:Eleven
    shouldistayorshouldigo:Will
    yeahimbiseggusal:Mike
    wingman:Max
    pizzaroll:Dustin
    jelloshot:Lucas
    gaydad:Robin
    gaymom:Steve
    billy:billy
    wtfami?:Johnatan
    Gayboi:Eddie
    yeahimgay:Richie
    Stanley:Stan
    Stuttery:Bill
    Haystack:Ben
    straightmike:Mike H.
    winterfire:Bev
    amigay?:greta
    iloveharry:Boris
    potterisnotmyname:Theo
    *hitsthequan*:Koktu
    Standaplug:Stan Barber
    imasmoothdude:Syd
    Dina<3:Dina
    rip:Liam
    braq:brad
    Cockstetter;Patrick
    Henry:Henry
    Connie:Connor
    formiles:Miles
    forflora:Flora

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    The problem was, Richie wasn't the usual twink type professors were bound to fuck. He was tall, a little chubby, especially around his stomach, and pretty damn hairy. He didn't wear short shorts or lip gloss, preferring the instant boner killer appeal of Hawaiian shirts. He couldn't even give bedroom eyes across the classroom thanks to his giant glasses. If he wanted anything to happen, he couldn't wait for Professor Kaspbrak to make the first move.

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    1/1
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    6
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    After a completely shit day, Eddie isn't thrilled to come home to an apartment smelling of weed and containing his completely ridiculous best friend and roommate, Richie. He decides to partake in Richie's ~fragrant activities~ and it turns out the day isn't so bad after all.

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    1/1
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    Richie Tozier has a secret. It's not that he's bisexual. God, no. He's plenty open about that during his stand-up—Trashmouth is out now on Netflix!—but there's one that he's not telling. And he knows nobody will believe it if he told them anyway, so for once, he'll keep his mouth shut.

    Eddie Kaspbrak has a secret, too. As a celebrity chauffeur, it's better to keep his personal life...personal. He's never met anyone he wanted to tell, anyway. So it's going to stay quiet.

    Two men. Two secrets. High-profile jobs. It's only a matter of time before the truth comes out.

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    18,064
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    64
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    20
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    Prompt:
    Tweet from @katiehahnbooks
    "romcom about a lesbian seamstress and the joann employee who falls a bit more in love every time she asks the corporate-mandated 'so what are you making with this?' question and the seamstress goes on a passionate rant about her project it's called girlfriend material."

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    43
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    6
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    Eddie moved the beanie back down, pulling it almost halfway down Richie’s forehead where he liked it.

    “You are a beautiful, beautiful man,” Eddie said with such sincerity that Richie almost believed him.

    Almost.

    “And I love you so, so much. You know that right?”

    Richie blinked back the tears that were threatening to fall.

    Eddie’s hands were still pressing on his cheeks, distorting his words a bit as he replied, “I love you too."

     

    Promptober Day 7: Beanies

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    “Looks like your wife put a hit on you, dude.” A wave of patient understanding washes over Richie’s face, “I’m just gonna let that sink in a minute.”

    “A hit? Like-”

    “She wants you dead, man. I don’t know how else to tell you.”

    “Richie,” Eddie scoffs, “Bro. Come on. Like I’m supposed to believe that?”

    “That your wife wants you dead?” He asks, genuinely concerned. “I know it’s a lot-”

    “Actually, that I believe,” Eddie interrupts. “But, come on, dude. What the hell is-” Eddie swallows nervously. “You can’t be a-” he laughs at the idea, “No fucking way in hell did Trashmouth grow up to be a hitman!”

    ~*~

    Myra puts a hit on Eddie after he tells her he wants a divorce. Lucky for him, his childhood friend and aspiring stand-up comedian, Richie Tozier, gets the job.

    Language:
    English
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    70,870
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Comments:
    198
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    368
    Bookmarks:
    78
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    6744

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