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    Stacker does not have a crush on the hot farmer that delivers produce to Alison's diner next door to his shop. That would be insane, he doesn't even know his name. Until he comes into the shop to let Stacker know that the kid he helped last week was his kid and had paid with Herc's card.

    Stacker doesn't choose helping Chuck fix his car as a flirting technique, he just cares about the car getting fixed right. And Herc doesn't choose bringing produce from his farm as a flirting technique, he just wants to help balance the scales a little.

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    English
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    5,031
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    64
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    Newt Geiszler is a graduate student who can barely pay his rent. So, he gets a job serving drinks in one of Hannibal Chau's high-end nightlubs, but finds himself increasingly distracted as a handsome stranger keeps interrupting his shifts. For some strange reason, this guy keeps showing up in different outfits and using a different name. Is he just that elusive, or is there another explanation?

    Don't take this seriously. I'm trash and I accept that about myself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,126
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    326
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    Newt's son looks like a mess; clothes mismatched, hair unbrushed, backpack haphazardly hanging open. As far as first impressions go, the one Newt makes on Hermann could stand for some improvement.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,643
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    65
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    A small collection of quick porny Newt/Hermann fics I've written and posted over on my side twitter! Check beginning of each chapter for summary/which tags pertain to which.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,583
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    999
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    Hermann receives the first letter when he is eighteen years old.

    or: Kaiju don't attack the Earth, but Hermann and Newt still write letters, botch their first meeting, and fall in love, not necessarily in that order.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,046
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    473
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    Chuck loves his boyfriends, he really does, he promises.

    Just sometimes he wonders why he does, this is certainly one of those times.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    284
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    AU, где кайдзю никогда не существовали, Ньют - ученый-ихтиолог, Германн все еще любит математику, и нет никаких потусторонних мозгов в банках

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    100,949
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    555
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    Owen goes to a different pub and meets a different kind of man.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,352
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    149
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    Yancy loves his little brother, he really does, but there are limits.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    826
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    Hermann is a vampire and Newt raises some very lovely chickens. Newt gets that people have bad days sometimes, and offers Hermann a chance to make up for killing one of his birds. Then they fall in love and shit. Updates every Friday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,046
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    469
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    Hermann’s not sure how he ended up in this situation. Well, being invited to a family dinner isn’t that rare of a situation, it’s the accepting that’s an issue. For the first time in several years, all of the Gottliebs are going to be in the same place, or close enough to the same place. He knew that settling in a city like London would only mean he’d see his father more often as he came through on business, but he usually managed to keep that restricted to formal lunches. Now that both of his parents are staying for a week in their country home and his sister and older brother are in town. It’s only a brief invitation to Bastien before they’ve all agreed to assemble.

    or Hermann brings a stranger from the internet to a family dinner

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,050
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    513
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    An alternate universe where everyone is into saving the world with good food.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,339
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    230
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    Planteamiento, desarrollo, justificación matemática y conclusiones del Teorema de Newmann:

    Supuestos aceptados:
    a) Newton Geiszler: el brillante alumno recién transferido que tiró a Hermann en las escaleras el primer día y que aparentemente es demasiado popular dado que es realidad es un nerd.
    b) Hermann Gottlieb: el brillante alumno que a veces lleva bastón y siempre está callado y concentrado en sacar las mejores notas para estar a la altura de su familia.

    Hipótesis nula: Newton Geiszler y Hermann Gottlieb deberían odiarse a muerte.
    Hipótesis alternativa: Algo diferente puede pasar.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    65,259
    Chapters:
    20/31
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    379
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    The companion piece to my Gottbleed Week 2 drawing. A short AU where Newt and Hermann meet in person at 24, not because of giant monsters coming out of the ocean, but because Hermann gets a nosebleed all over his cute sweater.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,081
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    231
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    Newton Geiszler was a ray of pure sunshine, and Hermann a frozen winter. Spring has arrived for Hermann, flowers blooming in his chest as they grow their own secret garden together. Hermann learns to cry. Newton learns how to relate to humans. They fall in love.

    It's a secret garden AU, but if you haven't watched the movie or read the book you'll still be able to read it with no problem.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,748
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    68
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    Dr. G is an enigmatic figure in Newt’s life, a man who was not present at parent-teacher night due to a disdain for small talk (allegedly) and who gave Newt’s very brilliant child her first B in math. Newt figures that anyone who teaches math couldn’t be particularly cool or interesting, but Avery and her friends list him among their favorite teachers. He seems hard on the students, but not overly so, at least judging by the fact that Avery did not cry when she received the aforementioned B.

    “If you’re gonna stay late again, you gotta text me around the time you normally come home,” Newt says. “I know you like the robot club, but your schoolwork comes first.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    328
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    When Hermann takes a temporary teaching position in California, it seems that the stars have aligned. He's finally set to cross paths with the man he's been ardently corresponding with for the past four years-but just because they're meeting in the City of Angels, does't mean things are destined to unfold like an old Hollywood romance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,099
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    92
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    Newt wakes up in a reality where the kaiju have never existed and where he never met Hermann Gottlieb. It's disorienting, to say the least.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,591
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    829
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    It wasn’t always like this, but Hermann doesn’t, at the end of the day, have anyone to share his life with. He doesn’t have anyone to spend the end of the year with. It’s just Hermann, ringing in New Year’s Eve by traveling to yet another conference. He’s supposed to be halfway through his flight when the clock strikes midnight, actually, but the plane never takes off.

    He receives an email early on the 31st telling him that all flights are being postponed because of the storm that’s already picked up outside. Though he’s not expecting anything different, Hermann gets up to look out the window of his room in the small inn. There’s already a thick coating of snow on the ground, the trees, and the few cars parked outside.

    or: the first 20 minutes of a newmann hallmark holiday movie

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,863
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    393
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    Newt has topped the leaderboard (the only thing hes ever topped lets be real) in the arcade down the street by a staggering amount of points, until some mysterious stranger somehow gets a staggering amount of points plus one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,673
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    176

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