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    It wasn’t your first kiss with Karkat.

    No, that came not long after the birth of Circlejerk. You were hanging out in his backyard, both of you red faced and practically ready to throw up. You were talking about girls you liked, and kisses, of course, came up. Then you found out he hadn’t had his first kiss, you hadn’t either, though you tried to play it off. It was lame. Stupid.

    Karkat kissed you right on your mouth at 6pm on the 18th of May eight years ago. Then, for a few months, things were weird between you, more intimate. You told each other so many secrets, gave up so many fears. You let him see you without your shades. You didn’t kiss again after that, but you didn’t need to. It was after that kiss that Karkat really, truly became your best friend-something more. You want your kisses with Jade to feel like that, like they complete you. The two times you’ve kissed Karkat are seared hot and bright into your memory. They brand you and bind you to him eternally.

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    Kinktober 2020!

    1. Bro/Eridan (Warning: BDSM without a safeword)
    2. The Condesce/Alpha Dave (Warning: Noncon, sex slavery)
    3. Davesprite/John Egbert
    4. Cronus Ampora/The Psiioniic
    5. Dave Strider/Equius Zahhak (Warning: mild body horror, picking)
    6. Feferi Peixes/Equius Zahhak
    7. Darkleer/Grand Highblood (Warning: dubcon, violence)
    8. Chixie Roixmr/Marvus Xoloto
    9. Davepetasprite/ARquisprite
    10. Dualscar/The Condesce/The Grand Highblood
    11. Dualscar/Cronus Ampora
    12. Latula Pyrope/Porrim Maryam
    13. Equius Zahhak/The Grand Highblood/The Condesce
    14. Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick
    15. Meulin Leijon/Kurloz Makara
    16. Bro/Grand Highblood
    17. Beforus Karkat/Cronus Ampora
    18. Aradia Megido/Tavros Nitram (Underage)
    19. Dave Strider/Jane Crocker
    20. Gamzee Makara/Equius Zahhak
    21. Rose Lalonde/Eridan Ampora
    22. The Signless/Orphaner Dualscar
    23. Cronus Ampora/Damara Megido/Eridan Ampora
    24. Gamzee Makara/Nepeta Leijon
    25. Summoner/Darkleer
    26. Equius Zahhak/Vriska Serket

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    This is a collection of prompts, AU and one-shots for the Miraculous Ladybug fandom!

    They content salt and crossovers, mostly Maribat, and if you want to do something with the prompts and AU go ahead just credite me and let me know when it's done please! :)

    Warning: English is not my first language so sorry if it’s confusing

    UPDATE: Arkham’s princess AU update: fanfic "Arkham: Red Kingdom" by BrokenWingedTenshi

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    ”I’m so...motherfucking sorry...I shouldn’t have gotten all up in your shit like that. It wasn’t right of me,”

    You will never, not ever, feel guilty for what you did to the motherfucker, not when you think of the things he said, you can feel guilty for upsetting Karkat though, that’s not hard in the slightest. He holds you tighter still.

    You continue, “Karbro, you’re the strongest motherfucker I know and I never want you to think that your miraculous ass is anything but strong to me,”

    Karkat is crying harder now, but he pulls away from you and finally you see his face properly. It’s all puffy and covered in tears and he’s still beautiful. Hell, he may be even more beautiful than the very last time you saw him because you see none of that hate that was there before. The only thing in his ganderbulbs are love and sorrow and you want to kiss all that motherfucking sorrow out of him. Only three days apart and you realize how very much Karkat means to you, of course you thought you knew before, you thought that you understood how much pity you had stored up for him in your soul, but it turns out that there’s even more than you expected.

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    Eridan Ampora doesn't know the laws of nature or reality or religion or magic or whatever determines it, but he doesn't bother arguing. All he knows is that every single year, there's one day where the boundary between the physical world and Purgatory is able to be crossed: Halloween.

    One day.

    Every year.

    Eridan makes his time count.

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    ”Dave, I’m saying this because I know you’re not enough of a buldgesucking nooksniffer to tell anyone about this, okay? If you do tell anyone please expect to have your grub chute swiftly detached from your cranium as swiftly as I can put together a 6” cold cut combo.”

    You swallow, nodding slowly. He’s gonna ask you to go on a mission to kill this guy, real John Tucker Must Die shit, maybe you’ll have to seduce him with your charm and sick raps, or maybe Karkat will just make you play watchdog while he does the deed. Karkat looks at you funny, and you realize that you’ve been mumbling to yourself without noticing. He disregards you, again.

    ”Would you……..like to come over...and engage in your human version of fast paced quadrant replacement? Not permanently, of course, but just for tonight?” His voice is shaky and hesitant, like he fully expects you to say no and make fun of him like that isn’t the hottest offer you’ve been given.

    Karkat wants to have rebound sex with you. Yeah, of course you’d much prefer to take him on some bitching date where you show him how smooth and totally better than some stoner clown you can be, but beggars can’t be choosers.

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    Roxy Lalonde has a fight with her friends one night because she was drunk. Embarrassed and ashamed, Roxy sulks and avoids her friends, until a funny fish troll tries and succeeds to cheer her up.
    Eridan Ampora has anger issues and isolates himself from his friends. He sees a human girl with an expression he is all too familiar with.
    Roxy and Eridan explore the confusing territory of troll-human relations and moirallegiance, while dealing with their own issues and romantic endeavers together.

    Updates every Friday.

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    It hurts.

    Every single fucking day hurts like a steamroller crushing over whatever microscopic pieces are left of your idiot fucking self worth as you smell and see and hear and taste the remnants if what was. You haven’t left your bed for shit except for class and basic necessities in nine fucking months. Dave dumped you two hundred seventy one days ago.

    Not that you’ve been keeping count. That would be cliche and completely ridiculous of you. You aren’t some girl in some romcom, despite the fact that you just got dumped by the love of your life-your fiance-your now ex-boyfriend of five wonderful fucking years. No, you’re just some stupid university student suffering through the existential dread of knowing nobody will ever love you like he did because you’re a shithead who doesn’t know how to not ruin things.

    You feel thirteen again, all self loathing and a depressive episode that has become more of a too long series than just an episode. It hurts. It hurts and you miss him.

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    Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. Mighty heroes and villains - Powers, everyone calls them - fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. It’s not about saving someone any more. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them.

    (It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. You have a purpose in all of this—you are the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate, if you will—and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)

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    In order to conduct any business on Earth, all trolls must possess at least a bachelor's degree in cross-species diplomacy. In order to get a degree in cross-species diplomacy, trolls are required to "foster" a human for one year. This is already a daunting task, but, in exchange for the right to study, all selected human fosters are also the recipients of genetically designed superpowers.

    One troll gets a partner with whom she immediately finds common ground. Another gets a partner he can barely communicate with.

    This is their guide to dealing with humans, written by trolls whose only interactions with mammalian lifeforms has been in strictly academic settings.

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    Karkat has entered his junior year of highschool and met upon his Ex-Boyfriend from freshman year Dave Strider. He still misses him but rather not ruin this year for what happened during 9th grade. Drama and rumors. Until karkat has stumbled upon Dave’s brother Dirk for who has been telling karkat that he’s wrong for how he looked at Dave before. Karkat has no clue that Dave is a photographer do things might get interesting if another rumor needs to be spread for further details.

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    Day 9: Ritual Sacrifice & "Run!"

    Karkat gets wrapped up in some cult activity and Dave doesn't handle the aftermath all that well.

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    Dave had found Karkat in every single life. He’d loved Karkat in every single life. And all that pain had been about to be worth it.

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    Karkat's just trying to do his job as a flight attendant, but there's an asshole in business class that won't leave him alone.

    Predictably, things escalate.

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    “H-hi.” Dave blinked trying and failing to see anything different about Rose. A glimmer of something that indicated that she too did not belong.

    “There is something wrong with you.” She says bluntly and without preamble.

    A crack in the timeline breaks the game.

    Dave wakes up the same, but a world seemingly unaffected by Skaia is different in unexpected ways.

    Dave will learn that there are some problems that are harder to deal with that a meteorite or an exploding sun- mainly how to seek justice in an unjust system and what it means to pay for others people's crimes.

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    Dave is the (former) leader of a resistance organization that has been captured by the Viceroy of Earth. The Viceroy Karkat Vantas has apparently been pitch-crushing on him for decades, and is determined to shove Dave Strider into his quadrants whether he wants to be there or not. (Spoiler: he does not.)

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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're pretty sure your lab partner is a vampire.

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    Basically Gamzee killed literally everyone and then they all said 'respawn' in another timeline with no memory of him which he thought that it would be better that way. Sadly though, Tavros and Gamzee were matesprits before the incident and Tavros is getting slight memories of what happened between him and Gamzee without any knowledge of who exactly Gam was. So... yeah.

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    Welcome to my guide! In this easy 6 step program, we will teach you all the basics of how to fall in love over and over and over again.

    Its a dumb coffee shop oneshot.

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    When Gamzee gains possession of the powerful Darkrai, Karkat journeys to Kanto to stop his reign of terror. Pewter City gym leader Dave joins the battle.

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