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    “So theoretically,” Peter’s eyes flicker over to their waitress. Miss Indigo with the green hair. “You could cuff our waitress.”

    “If she were to come over and hit me over the head with that scalding coffee pot then yes, absolutely.” Jake pauses, clearly thinking over the scenario. “Kinda wish she would. Bet it would be worth it.” He pauses again, shaking his head. “No, no. That’ll hurt.” Another pause. Then a wide grin. “Nah, it’d be worth it!”

    or;

    Spider-Man joins in on the Nine-Nine's game of Cluedo Catch while simultaneously trying not to give away his identity to Michelle's Uncle Jake. The whole thing is absolutely stressing her out.

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    Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: if i go down for murder would you help me cover it up

    Remus Lupin: Obvs not

    Remus Lupin: What kind of fool do u take me for

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    just some cute barisi scenes that i wrote at like 2 am uH

     

    also you can pry bottom carisi out of my cold dead hands

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    “I am one hundred percent that I can make more felony arrests than you in a year,” she had said.

    “Well, I am one thousand percent sure I would beat you.” he had replied.

    or

    Tessa and Scott make a bet

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    “We are going to be so fucking late!” Kara complains, throwing her hands in the air with clear frustration.

    “Oh you don’t say," Lena sarcastically says, rolling her eyes in annoyance.

    Kara sends her a glare, “Now is not the time for your sarcasm, Luthor!” Kara continues, “It’s my cousin’s wedding! And I’m going to miss it!”

    Lena sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose. She is equally angry with the situation and she understands Kara's frustration, but complaining is not going to help them finish the case any faster.

    “Well, it’s not like I asked the perp to escape prison!” she add and Kara huffs a breath as she glares at the youngest Luthor once again. If looks could kill, Kara would be murdering Lena on the spot in that moment.

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    After their bet, Kara and Lena finally get a along better. However, they still love to annoy each other. With newfound feelings for detective Luthor, Kara will have to learn to cope with them or move on.

    Follow the adventures and shenanigans of detectives Luthor and Zor-El, and the rest of the cops of precinct 3-8 as they fight crime in National City.

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    The continuation of my B99 AU

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    A collection of general snippets, ficlets, and drabbles that I've written or posted on Tumblr.

    [CHAPTER 6: 13 Headcanons of Robert's Love for Doctor Who.]

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    Night shift is keeping Keith and Shiro apart.

    Lance just has to say something.

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    Kuroo feels like there’s some… unfair treatment going around precinct 817. First, his captain is going on some super cool yet kind of boring vacation, and puts Iwaizumi in charge when he’s just as capable. Second, Iwaizumi, the bastard, puts him on a B&E case with Sawamura! Rude!

    Or alternatively, Kuroo has a major crush on Sawamura, and uses this fake rivalry to cope.

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    "Says the guy who's been engaged eight times," Jason says.

    "Yes. But never married once," Dick replies, voice edging on pride as he grins.

    "Your tone sounds braggy, but your words are just sad," Kaldur says, frowning as he looks towards them.

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    Louis blinks. “You do realize this is an awful idea.”

    Nick is very aware of that, actually.

    (In which Nick and Louis kiss each other, and degrees of professionalism vary.)

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    “So, guess who was the one who solved the case and therefore gets credit for the collar,” Wally says, not bothering to hide his smugness.

    Dick smirks, and says, “It’s worth mentioning that Wally ran into a wall during the on foot pursuit of the suspect and got a nose bleed.”

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    A lot of these are just trasnscribed from the actual show, so,,, you know
    Comment if you have any requested moments you want rewritten.

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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine "Johnny and Dora" Bellarke AU with Bellamy as Amy and Clarke as Jake.

    "Because the world doesn’t hate her enough already, she didn’t even get a cool code name; like Valentino Strombringer, or Scarlett Huntington, or anything else that didn’t make it sound like she explored for a part-time job."

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    five scenes from a partnership

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    No one entered Captain Lightwood’s office without permission.

    No one.

    It's a quiet day at the precinct until someone mysterious visits Simon's boss. Who is making him smile. Um. Better find out his identity, then.

    Or: where Simon is an oblivious idiot, Maia is smooth, Magnus and Alec are loveable dorks and Luke is trying to hold all these lovestruck saps together.

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    four highly trained detectives, one sergeant, one civilian administrator, and one new captain.

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    Victor Nikiforov and Yuuri Katsuki are supposed to be rival cops. Emphasis on "supposed".

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    "This is unusual for you to ask something of me without threatening bodily harm; it's extremely unsettling. You almost sound decently socialized, which is a great feat for you. The answer is still no, though.”
     

    Derek leaned over his desk, planting both hands on it, sexy scruffed face only couple of inches from Stiles’s hairless one.

    “Alright, let me rephrase this to make it more comfortable to you: give me your desk, Stilinski, or I am ripping out your throat; with my teeth.”

     

    Or the one where Stiles is Jake Peralta.

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    Seongwu and Minhyun were the last people who should've been making a bet, considering they were by far the most competitive detectives in the precinct.

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    Nico has to talk to as many people as he can without them recognising him. Person number four, if he can mange to get through the conversation without falling apart, is Will Solace, someone he maybe, sort of, has a tiny bit of a crush on.

    Brooklyn 99 Jimmy Jab Games AU

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