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    In an ambiguously pre-Industrial society, Jade English sends her grandson out into the world to experience the joys of adventuring for himself. This would probably be easier if Jake had paid more attention to her adventuring lessons. Then again, nothing’s really been easy since the Curse hit all those years ago.

    Or: Dirk is a cursed bird boy with intimacy issues, Jake finds (and dates) him, Roxy and Jane are beautiful disasters in their own rights, and everything is varying levels of awful until it isn’t. Featuring as much fluff as I can cram in between the plot-driven angst and a lot of wing appreciation and preening.

    Based on an art piece by Cityinthesea.

    Language:
    English
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    65,007
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    205
    Kudos:
    340
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
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    “Everything’s changed, Rose.”

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    English
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    1,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    35
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    It had been an entire year since the game, both Tsuna and Enma were enjoying life as it was. They were excited because soon enough in a couple of months all their friends were going to visit their hometown of Namimori! Soon they would meet with their moirails again and everything! All was going well for the two teens...

    Until Reborn happened. Now that makes things even more complicated, watch as Dying Will World stumbles into something far greater than their Flames, a world more dangerous and insane than their own! Even Checkerface was confused over everything!

    Meanwhile, Tsuna dreaded the headache everything would cause... but he wouldn't have it any other way, even if it meant dealing with even more insanity than normal. Oh dear.... At least he had Gamzee doing his job as a great moirail.

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    English
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    100,541
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    7583
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    Eridan never meant to come back. He was fine where he ended up, fine with never talking to them again. It had been five years after all.
    Sollux never meant to find him. It's just where he ended up. And after five years, he finds out that this world holds more than a few surprises.
    They never were supposed to find each other, to have anything together. But now they have more than either of them bargained for and that's just where they ended up.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    38,080
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2015
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    --has a brief-but-not-really existential crisis, gets caught having such feelings by almost everyone, gets involved in more than a few somewhat one-shot events, all that conclude with him being engulfed by the human emotion called friendship, hence eventually coming to terms with his said repressed feelings and learning more about his friends and himself; This includes terrible narrating, subtle and not subtle mental breakdowns, friendship moments, reconciliation moments, somewhat caliginous moments, heart-to-heart talks and lots of stupid monologues.

    TL;DR: a somewhat depressed John Egbert learns a little more about grieving and acceptance towards change with the help of his friends.

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    English
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    5,345
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    368
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    Let's check what we've got.

    Teammates: [Yes]
    Time powers: [Yes]
    Planet: [Yes]
    Several Villains: [Yes]
    Plan: [Work in progress]
    A way to win the game: [Debatable]

    [S]==>Dave, time to fix absolutely everything.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    130,046
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2355
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    It's been nearly a few months since they both appeared in this new world. They have no idea on what happened but both former sprites are now on a very different Earth with very different but mostly familiar bodies, for two things Hal now has a body of his own somewhat and Davesprite is still part bird.

    This new world is very different and strange to both, its set in the future and one important detail that shocked both was that in this world: Dave Strider, little brother to famous twins David 'D' Strider and Dereck 'Bro' Strider and a twin himself to Dirk Strider, died at the age of 12, 4 years ago. Now how does this fare for Davesprite now dubbed 'Qrow Davis' who looks almost exactly like the deceased Strider with him being the alternate version of said deceased Strider?

    It was bad enough with monsters and enemies from the game popping up every once and a while, not to mention their unwilling and accidental involvement with the dark underworld. They've done their best avoiding anything that might cause them problems but one single mistake from Qrow has the ex-players and involvements from the game chasing after him. Especially the family of Striders who are convinced that he is their Dave.

    Language:
    English
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    86,354
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    392
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    5042
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    Dirk Strider is recounting his memories at Skaia University. Back when he was 19, fresh-faced and more than slightly anorexic. He loves cigarettes and a boy named Jake English. Let's see where his memories take him.

    Series
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    English
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    2,781
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    291
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    you had her; and then you didnt.

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    English
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    1,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    116
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    = = = > DAVE: Notice the Door opening behind you.

    What?

    The thing that you hear next is a small creak coming from the Door that you just so happen to be standing in front of, back to it so that you can watch all of your friends. Terezi is the first one to notice something, probably sniffing it out with that keen snout of hers, and before long Rose’s head snaps towards your direction too, eyes slowly widening as she let go of Kanaya’s hand, using it to latch onto one needlewand as the other raises to point.

    You think that she says something, maybe something along the lines of, “Behind you!” but you don’t get the chance to see it clearly. As your head turns, you catch a glimpse of a black mass there, one with a white face. You have no time to react. And even if you did, what the hell would you do? This is something from the universe that you all created- this is one of your creations, technically, and it’s apparently strong enough to open up this literal Door to the Void.

    You have no time to react as a skeletal hand clamps over your mouth and drags you back, through the Door.

    (Formerly known as Glitch Tale, Original AU by Homofrost on tumblr. Thanks for letting me do this!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    92,262
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    908
    Bookmarks:
    125
    Hits:
    12781
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    Staying alive while your boss/detective/crime boss? Drags you along on all sorts of stupid adventures is fun, but what’s even more fun is how there’s no escape from this madness

    Welcome to a high quality shitpost

    (character tags and fandom tags will be added as the stoey progresses)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    844
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    19
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    The salty sea and cold metal{Eridan/Equius unrequited redrom}

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    406
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    228
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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

    Language:
    English
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    52,385
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    230
    Kudos:
    585
    Bookmarks:
    119
    Hits:
    6257
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    Dave and the rest of the Earth C kids play Never Have I Ever. Jane is hoping it’ll be a normal game, like one you might find at a middle schoolers’ sleepover. Turns out that when you get a bunch of god-teenagers to think of things they’ve never done, their minds inevitably turn towards things like “death” and “murder.”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    406
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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    129,041
    Chapters:
    41/45
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    752
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    Karkat gets wrigglernapped by a cult and is sacrificed to a being who is probably going to end up being some kind of eldritch horror.

    What happens next is not something anyone but said 'eldritch horror' expects.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,714
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    563
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    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - 22
    Act 2 - Chapters 23 - ?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,838
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    144
    Kudos:
    401
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    6798
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    This is now a thing I'm doing. This place is where I'm putting things related to Chaos to Another Level; alternate universes, doomed timelines, a little bit of the past, future and more.

    Sea Hitler's Apocalypse - After a mishap with the Ten Year Bazooka, the Vongola Tenth Generation, Arcobelano and Enma are sent to a completely different world. More specifically; the Scratched World of the Alphaverse where they meet Fukuyo Tsunayoshi and his last rebellion for Earth.

    Icy Grave - Vongola meets Leo, adopted chameleon consort son of Tsuna on LOFAI.

    Cherep Mortem - Where Skull is a rogue alien highblood, what happens when Alternia comes knocking on Earth's doorstep?

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    English
    Words:
    19,929
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2504
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    Based on the draw the squad meme from here: https://www.deviantart.com/queencookiemonster/art/Draw-The-Squad-Meme-Base-Bicycle-674628898

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    65
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    You can deal with this. You can handle whatever else this universe had to throw at you. All you had to do now was show people that your being special and famous and, damn, some kind of savior, didn’t mean you didn’t have normal wizard problems.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,847
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2290

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