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    I am the start of a string of overconfident decisions. Right now I'm your best bet to catching the Grandmaster's eye. And your best bet: sleeping with Mayhem like me.

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    30
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    75
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    6
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    1093
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    Evidently, there are some things even more dangerous than Mayhem. Huh. Who'd have thought?

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    1
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    33
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    89
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    A man in a suit and tie walked into a bar.

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    12
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    Hi. I'm a yulegoat.

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    100
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    1
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    14
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    32
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    2
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    174
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    Ensign Mayhem makes another brilliant crash landing.

    Now he just has to wait for his insurance adjuster to pick him up...

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    332
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    216
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    Star Trek missions tend to end poorly for low-ranking crewmembers who aren't part of the main ensemble. Unless the low-ranking crewmember in question is Ensign Mayhem. Then it's the senior officers who need to watch out.

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    1
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    12
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    334
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    "Hi. I'm a corpse."

    Or: Mayhem is a homicide detective with a very tough beat.

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    English
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    1,086
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    177
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    Mayhem goes on a joyride of a the UFO variety.

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    1
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    23
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    263
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    Mayhem descends upon the 12th precinct. It's all downhill from there.

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    English
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    1,158
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    251
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    Flo and Mayhem confront something a lot worse than just a bad driver.

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    410
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    A little story I wrote about Jake x Flo

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    1,119
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    1/1
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    5
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    403
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    Milt blinked at the sight Russ presented. The detective was wearing a rumpled black suit that Milt didn't think he'd seen him in before; his hair was disheveled and looked longer than usual, and he sported a white butterfly bandage above one brow.

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    English
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    1,300
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    1/1
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    1
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    19
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    719
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    The day she turned eleven, Flo woke up to a letter delivered to her by a surly duck.

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    1,488
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    57
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    1869
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    Loki contemplates whether he should gouge his eyes out or dig through his brain with a dagger to remove the memory.

    Series
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    English
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    302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
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    281
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    “What, you think I'm responsible?” Mayhem looked as though he couldn't decide whether to be offended or flattered. “I specialize in minor damage. Broken windows. Fender benders. Sprained ankles. The occasional roof crushed by a tree, tops. This is Act of God level.”

    Or, like the title says: Flo. Mayhem. The zombie apocalypse. What more do you need, really?

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    English
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    5,256
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    852
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    Flo has to make some adjustments when one of the infected invades her store.

    Language:
    English
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    564
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    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    447
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    Mayhem and Mala take the trickster gods to a get together whether they want to or not.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    1,060
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    466
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    Charley Dixon was in a very bad situation. He might just have to make a deal with the devil. Takes place after TtSCC 2.20 “To the Lighthouse” and post-Chosen.

    Language:
    English
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    737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    146
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    Mayhem is coming, spreading chaos and destruction in his wake.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    271
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    When Mayhem calls, it can be difficult not to answer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1498

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