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    Сборник преимущественно не связанных между собой драбблов о членах ГПВ и не только.

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    Русский
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    11/?
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    Things could have gone right but everything could have gone wrong. Set after ATWQ: All Other Nights

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    Smitten, a word which here means, Lemony Snicket falls for many girls and many weirdly like him. One such is his true love. But sadly for Lemony, life isn't always fair

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    English
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    2/2
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    He’s someone worth keeping an eye on, she decided. Of course, journalists who printed blatant misinformation such as were horrible, but at least they were horrible in a not subtle way. The subtle ones were who posed more threat to journalism integrity without the public ever realizing. The quiet ones were always the most dangerous.

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    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    Good god, what have I done...
    This is a story of an AU I thought of; more info on my tumbler (thecurvedswordcase).
    The AU is simple really; an AU of, what if the Baudelaires bumped into Lemony.
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    It felt like yesterday when I last heard your voice.

    To be truthful I wish it was, but that is not the case and I’m afraid now I will never have the chance to hear it again.

    So as I sit here looking at your children who have ranaway from an awful man; I can only think of one thing.

    What am I doing with my life?

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    English
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    1
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    The Daily Punctilio claims that the Baudelaire family died in the fire that destroyed their home. They've got it all wrong.

    Beatrice, Bertrand, Violet, and Sunny Baudelaire were inside the mansion when it burned down, but they escaped through the secret tunnels below. Now faking their deaths and on the run, they meet up with some allies and visit familiar destinations, looking for the one thing that can free them from both sides of V.F.D.

    Klaus Baudelaire was sent to Briny Beach alone on the day of the Baudelaire Fire, his sisters suddenly left behind. Strange to think how that cost them their lives. Sent by Mr. Poe to live with a man named Count Olaf, Klaus meets Duncan and Isadora Quagmire, two triplets who everyone seems to think are his siblings. Chased from guardian to guardian by the sinister Count Olaf, Klaus and the Quagmires just want some peace and quiet. Count Olaf, however, has plans for them... and their money.

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    English
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    53,231
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1241
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    The Snickets can see ghosts; and if you think Mrs E Snicket would not use that to mother Lemony from beyond the grave you’re wrong.

    E gives Lemony a stern talking to about self-care.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    19
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    When Prufrock Prep announces a trip to Paris, Violet, Klaus, Duncan, Isadora, Fiona and Carmelita are all keen to go. But when the cost is higher than they'd expected, how far will they go to get the money they need?

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    1/1
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    5
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    5
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    “Grammatically Correct Lemon: Someone just requested to join.

    Grammatically Correct Lemon: I think it’s Stew Mitchum.

    origaymi: what makes u think it’s stew?

    Grammatically Correct Lemon: Their username is “defenitely not stew mitchum”.”

    Stew Mitchum has managed to infiltrate the Associates’ group chat, but he’s not as sneaky as he thinks. Far from it, in fact.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    18
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    The Inhumane Society lost the second batch of Bombinating Beasts. The tadpoles, only just given their first growth enhancers, were first shoved into a crowded tank in the back of a car, and then the back of a van, and then a truck. And then in a police chase, the truck crashed into a river. The tadpoles who survived the impact escaped into the water. Several were eaten by fish who were going to be very sick later, some were unable to adjust to the new environment and strong currents and ended up floating up, bashed against the rocks. 

    Only one made it somewhere safe. 

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    2
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    What If The 13SI Kids Were The Unfortunate Gen???

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    24,852
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    192
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    The first day of term can already be an unpleasant experience- but for Violet, Klaus, Isadora, Fiona and new girl Carmelita, it's about to get way worse, thanks to a stolen diary, a tough twelve-year-old and an unfortunate coincidence...

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    English
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    1/1
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    3
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    10
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    1
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    just some soft shit for Valentine's Day, nbd

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    11
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    1
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    When eleven-year-old Ainsley Orlando visits the Black Cat Coffee shop, on the corner of Caravan and Parfait, the last person they expect to meet there is a mysterious young woman, with unusual eyebrows and a beret the colour of a raspberry. Nina Parry may appear to be a newcomer to Stain'd-By-The-Sea- but if she is, why does she claim to know the town's most esteemed journalist, and appear to know more about the town's unusual history than she ought to? Are these the wrong questions? Or is there more to Nina Parry than meets the eye?

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    The Snicket siblings were just trying to survive their boring guardian. Ellington Feint kept trying to run away to find her Dad. Drumstick just kinda wanted to be left alone. But now they're all stuck together, so while they're here, they might as well prank S Theodora Markson once in a while. And sing off-key ABBA songs whenever she's out.

    Modern AU, Foster Family. Series of loosely connected one-shots. Updates randomly.

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    English
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    5,175
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
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    24
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    2
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    “Grammatically Correct Lemon: He’s a… friend of mine, from back home.

    force of courage: GASP

    smol fucker: le gasp

    shut up all of you: YOU HAVE FRIENDS OTHER THAN US????”

    Lemony Snicket has the brilliant idea to make a groupchat for his new friends. Involves dumb names, too much grammar, too little grammar, brunch, incredible powers of memorization, and memes. So many memes.

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    English
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    1,536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
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    111
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    Grammatically Correct Lemon: Merry Christmas to everyone!

    origaymi: bitch we’re all jewish

     

    The Associates get into some shenanigans on Christmas. But, of course, it wouldn’t be Christmas without shenanigans!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    690
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    18
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    Two months after Kellar Gothel is taken in by Queen Rapunzel Fitzherbert of Corona, his mother finds him.

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    English
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    1,794
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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    16
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    The Baudelaire family is invited to live on Unfortunate Island, free of cost. Violet is a bit hesitant at first, but after hearing her siblings' thoughts, she agrees. When the Baudelaires arrive, they reunite with some old friends and make some new ones.

    Perhaps Unfortunate Island isn't as unfortunate as it sounds.

    Language:
    English
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    1,887
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    The Snicket siblings have been rescued by a submarine commanded by a girl looking for her missing father, but their peace last little as soon they encounter a deadly fungus, bad spelling, drugged children and a coded telegram.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    111

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