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    It's been almost a year since the former experiments have gone on the run, and their main focus is finding Violet and Quigley and staying away from the Lab that is still hunting them. But when they realize something strange is going on back in Hawkins, they might have to find themselves returning home to face whatever is arriving before it can spread to the rest of the world.

    Meanwhile, their separated siblings have their own mission, and their own plans on how to shut down Hawkins Lab for good. But then something strange starts happening to Quigley, something connected to the Upside Down and the Gate he opened, and the one person who might be able to help them may be hiding secrets of her own.

    The world is turning Upside Down, and if the experiments don't put a stop to it, it could mean the end of everything.

    The VFD Kids in a Stranger Things AU, rated Teen and Up for violent scenes, kids with no swear filter, and a shitton of angst. Updates daily from 3:00-4:00EST.

    Read Part One here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16686226/chapters/39131761

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    Times may be changing for the better after all.

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    There was a town, and there was a letter, and there was a furry. While I was in the town, I was hired to investigate the letter, and I thought the furry had written it. I was almost thirteen and I was wrong. I was wrong about all of it. I should have asked the question “Why would someone wear a disguise, if they were not hiding their identity?” Instead, I asked the wrong question—four wrong questions, more or less. This is an account of one more.
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    A one-chapter excerpt from the account of another wrong question. It's about the meme.

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    You shouldn't expect Bertrand and Lemony to go on a mission without incidents.

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    A Very Horny Alphabet Book, by Lemony Snicket

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    Lemony only liked mysteries that he had the solution of.

    In which Lemony finally meets Bertrand.

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    Jane “El” Ives was never supposed to end up in Hawkins, Indiana. She was never supposed to be working as the apprentice of a drunk low-ranked volunteer, nor was she supposed to be looking for a long forgotten statue.

    But then again, 13 year olds shouldn’t be left to solve potentially life threatening mysteries, so what’s the worst that can happen?
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    Basically an “All the wrong questions” AU.

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    Dear reader,

    It is with great misfortune I am writing this, but this is the next entry in my research of the Baudelaire and Quagmires. This story will contain only betrayal and secrets, and is advised to not be read.

    Within this story, by the time it is done, will involve an argument, a runaway child, a chaotic fire, an amazingly well-made dinner, and a terrible, terrible secret that should have been said years ago.

    It is my sworn duty to report the tale of mythese children, but you have no such obligation. In fact, you shouldn't. You really shouldn't.

    With all due respect,

    (there's a signature that's stained with teardrops at the bottom of the paper, but you know it says 'Lemony Snicket')
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    Lemony reflects on Ellington Feint and his solitude.

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    Ellington and Kit and a secret date.

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    Their penultimate encounter was supposed to be their last, but whenever it came to him, things never went according to plan.

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    12 years-old Bertrand spent two weeks in Stain'd-by-the-sea.

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    The tragic love story of Count Olaf and Kit Snicket, beginning with the night at La Forza Del Destino and ending on a coastal shelf.

    This is more of a hybrid between the books and the TV series. I've taken bits and pieces from each media and blended them into my own take on how things might have and should have gone.

    There will be spoilers so just to be on the safe side, it's recommended that you've at least watched the TV show before reading.
    Rated M for sensuality (no smut).

    Two new chapters added January 2019!

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    For years, the Baudelaire family has lived alone, with the oldest two siblings attempting to hide mysterious marks that their parents won't explain. But after their home is set on fire and their parents are murdered, the Baudelaire children find themselves separated; Violet is kidnapped and experimented on inside a Laboratory, while Klaus and Sunny, refusing to believe she's dead, are transferred to a foster home in Hawkins, Indiana. While Violet struggles to survive and discover why she's been brought to the Lab, Klaus and Sunny ally themselves with two triplets, who also have a missing sibling and several secrets to hide.

    The VFD Kids in a Stranger Things AU, rated Teen and Up for violent scenes, kids with no swear filter, and looots of angst, warning you right now.

    Part Two: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17408771/chapters/40977590

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    Dear Reader,

    This story is about the Baudelaire children. Three of them. Or maybe four. Actually five.
    In case you read the previous works of Mr.Snicket about those poor children you know that their lives are full of sadness, unfortunate events and dark secrets.
    In the next part of their story the unfortunate events keep happening. If you don’t want to read a story about a tempest, an old associate, two evil nephews, an obscure orphan, an unexpected dissapearance, and a lot of root-beer-floats, this story isn’t meant for you.
    I’m obligated to my family, to keep writing these chronicles, but you aren’t obligated to anyone to read this dark story.
    Like Mr.Snicket did a lot of times, i want to warn you that this story is extremely unpleasant, and it will lead you in a figurative tempest, you may never escape.

    With all due respect,

    Beatrice Baudelaire (the second)

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    A five sentence fic for the prompt: "Beatrice/Bertrand + kitchen"

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    Сборник преимущественно не связанных между собой драбблов о членах ГПВ и не только.

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    Figuratively, she is burning a bridge. Literally, she is burning a man.

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    A series of short stories and wrong questions in the lives of Lemony Snicket and his associates in the small and dying town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea. It might be better if you find a collection of happy stories about fuzzy kittens who ask the right questions to read instead. Various characters and pairings.

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    "Theodora and Bertrand on a road trip."

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