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    The town of Hawkins is thrown into turmoil when five children are kidnapped and dragged by their ankles out of town. Joyce leaves with her oldest son and the Police Chief to find them, her past having finally come back to haunt her. Meanwhile, the kids attempt an escape; unfortunately, they have to escape without Will. They team up with another mysterious runaway, who rarely speaks and even more rarely gives them answers, to try and find out how to rescue their friend, why this organization wanted them, and why these teenage arsonists seem to know who they are.

    Stranger Things Party in ASOUE Universe AU, updates about every day from 3:00-5:00.

    Rated Teen and Up for Swearing and Threats of Violence.

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    A man has come back to the city. Beatrice Baudelaire, eight years old and miles away, is trying to find him.

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    Jane “El” Ives was never supposed to end up in Hawkins, Indiana. She was never supposed to be working as the apprentice of a drunk low-ranked volunteer, nor was she supposed to be looking for a long forgotten statue.

    But then again, 13 year olds shouldn’t be left to solve potentially life threatening mysteries, so what’s the worst that can happen?
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    Basically an “All the wrong questions” AU.

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    Moxie cares for her old friend. Lemony doesn't know how to be cared about.

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    1/1
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    The other half of the correspondance.

    Probably unreadable if you don't have all the background on our headcanons and self-inserts, but feel free to give it a go. It's dark, though.

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    It’s rather rare to find a person whose name is an anagram consisting of fifteen letters, especially if said person turns out to be someone he had been attempting to search for all these years.

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    Once upon a time, in the now flooded village of Killdeer Fields, a story happened.

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    The night Kellar left Wade Academy.

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    A conversation between a baticeer and a woman disguised as a waitress brings forth more mysteries.

    A post-ASOUE oneshot.

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    But the thumping and the screaming intrigued her. You’re a journalist, her thoughts said. Go investigate.

    On a very important night, Moxie Mallahan hears several mysterious noises.

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    Kit Snicket embarks to Spain on her first unchaperoned assignment for VFD. Who better to have with her than her best friend?

    Takes place BEFORE "Auld Lang Syne" and "The Fox and the Count" (but I recommend reading those first).
    This will make a little more sense if you've read "All The Wrong Questions" by Lemony Snicket, although it's not necessary.

    Rated M for some adult language and some sensuality in later chapters, but no smut.

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    [Dear V, K & P. I know you did not want this to be published, but it is great time everyone know what happens to C.D and L.S - for the sake of their name. For my own sake. They deserve this much, and VFD deserves that final blow. Forgive me if you can. Forgive B.S too. We want to make things right for all those that VFD destroyed. And destroy it. At last.]

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    Pre-schism VFD. When Kit loved Olaf and Beatrice loved Lemony and the world was quiet.

    Something happens at the annual VFD New Years Eve party that will make it much more memorable than past years.

     

    Rated M for sensuality. (no smut).

    A prequel to The Fox and The Count.

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    “Perhaps you could put your fingers to better use than typing out all those lies,” Moxie drawled, her lips twisting.

    “Oh? You probably think I could put my mouth to better use, too, don’t you?” Geraldine shot back with a smirk.

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    Moxie Mallahan lives alone for ten years before a dead man knocks on her door.

    A look at Lemony Snicket and Moxie Mallahan’s relationship through the years.

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    1/3
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    Bertrand is continually surprised by how Lemony Snicket can be as paranoid, as unwilling to share any part of himself as he is, and also say everything he says so bluntly. He is curled up in the armchair next to Bertrand, and he has just said, “Do you know, I hated you before I ever met you. I thought you were extremely stupid.”

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    "Three shards of pottery, and a deep, thick shroud, are required on occasions such as these. To conceal the eyes, the mouth, the mirror." ⸻

    The brightest generation of the V.F.D. were born under decaying stars; the previous generation had made this organization noble, but the secret of that nobility was lost in translation. This generation of young volunteers have always had one foot out the door, but these coming years will make them question whether the organization was ever good to begin with, whether their friends and associates could ever have been trusted, and whether the desperation not to be alone or the desperation to serve "the better good" is greater.

    It may also teach them what resides at the bottom of a not-quite ocean, and how that great unknown shaped the organization we known today.

    (A complex pre-ASOUE look into V.F.D., some headcanons about events of the time period, and a mess of unhealthy relationships I do not condone or believe should be aspired to.)

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    There was a library, and there was a girl, and there was a book.
    But this story started many years before that.

    The story of the ways Ellington Feint's path crossed with the Snickets', in special with Kit Snicket's.

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    1/1
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    A teenage Lemony Snicket helps teenage Olaf cope with the loss of his parents. Angst and fluff are included.

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    1/1
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    A man visits Stain'd-by-the-sea for the first time, and finds there much more than he could have expected.

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