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The Depressed Dad (or The Fatal Fungus) by Sorensen_Dale1915
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
16 May 2022
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
So look away
Look away, look awayThe Quagmire triplets are about to live with Liv and Jacques
Before that can happen, however, they’re in for a shock
Duncan, Issy, and you must not know how their grandpa died
I beg you, don’t watch what happens to them to turn this tideJust look away,
Look away—
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.Series
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What Wasn't Meant To Be by Bloopy42
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
02 May 2022
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"You really think one kind act will make me forgive you all your failings?"
"I haven't apologized."A collection of moments, small and big, between Kit and Olaf throughout their lives.
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The Traumatized Triplets, Part 2 (or The Corrupt Court): A Series of Unfortunate Events (Netflix series) spin-off by Sorensen_Dale1915
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
11 Apr 2022
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
So look away
Look away, look awayAfter Isadora has attempted suicide,
She and Duncan must be rescued by people inside
Livie loses her job, but remains Jacques’ protegee*
You must not know if Dr. Snicket outs her familyJust look away,
Look away—
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.*“Protegée” is pronounced without the diacritical mark to rhyme with “family”.
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Resemblance by ShadeofGreen
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
02 Mar 2022
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Ernest was there when it happened. He’s not sure if it was the third, fourth, fifth, or even the tenth time it happened. What matters is that he was there when Q finally snapped. Right in public. In the lobby of the Hotel Denouement.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 400
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 49
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The associates' time at the Wade Academy, before Lemony arrived.
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buried a hatchet, it's coming up lavender by little_forest_nymph_13
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
13 Feb 2022
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In which a familiar face appears in Moxie Mallahan's window during a late night working on Stain'd Lighthouse. | title from Smoke Signals by Phoebe Bridgers
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The Traumatized Triplets, Part 1: A Series of Unfortunate Events (Netflix series) spin-off by Sorensen_Dale1915
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
04 Feb 2022
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
So look away
Look away, look awayMallahan takes in Quigley, Duncan, and Isadora
The latter two’re diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder
Both siblings are placed naked in padded suicide cells
You’ll be traumatized reading about their private hellJust look away,
Look away—
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.Series
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The Suicidal Sister, Part 1 by Sorensen_Dale1915
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
19 Jan 2022
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
So look away
Look away, look awayKlaus is killed when Josephine’s house falls into the lake
Violet completely spirals in her brother’s wake
Repeatedly she tries to kill herself now she’s depressed
If you read stories this dark, with death you’ll become obsessedJust look away,
Look away—
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say:
Look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.NOTE: This is a new version of the TV series' actual theme song.
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A Letter to the Editor(s) by orphan_account
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
18 Jan 2022
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Moxie is the editor. Kellar is also the editor. So is Jake, and Cleo, and Ornette and Pip and Squeak.
There are a lot of editors, and Lemony writes to them all. -
On October 31st by where_is_your_rider
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
15 Jan 2022
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Lemony goes around town looking for a Halloween costume.
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Segments of the Snicket File by dragons_SRSunn
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
21 Nov 2021
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Top-secret portions of the Snicket file that nobody was ever allowed to see, especially the Snickets.
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Beneath The Willow Tree by Alice_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), The Haunting of Bly Manor (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
19 Nov 2021
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When young American schoolteacher Olivia Caliban gets a chance to work as an au pair to English orphans Klaus and Violet Baudelaire, she already knows the children have been through a lot, and she's prepared to help them. But when she reaches Bly Manor, and a series of unusual events begins to unfold, just how prepared is Liv, really, for what is really plaguing the Baudelaire orphans?
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Feint Hope by ShadeofGreen
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
02 Nov 2021
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Moxie loves her typewriter, but if it means protecting herself from whoever is breaking in, it’s worth smashing it on the intruder.
(Or, Moxie Mallahan surprisingly reunites with someone from her past, who is now desperately in need of help due to faint hope.)
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All the Wrong Questions meets Clue and it's a Very Fun Disaster by Quick_Make_An_Anagram
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, Clue (1985)
24 Oct 2021
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Take the plot of Clue. Put it together with characters of AtWQ. This is what you would have.
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a nearly perfect morning by N_Is_For_Knowledge
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, Poison For Breakfast - Lemony Snicket
17 Oct 2021
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"'It’s so quiet up here,' Lemony whispers suddenly, as though he doesn’t want to disturb the moment. 'Not quiet, really, but… peaceful. Like in a library.'
'Like in a library.' She exhales a laugh. 'You know, I’m going to miss you, Lemony.'
'Don’t be stupid. The summer’s barely started and you’re acting like we’re leaving tomorrow.' He looks reproachful, or at least as reproachful as a five year old can be. 'Uh, sorry for calling you stupid.'"
E. Snicket climbs a tree with her son.
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- Part 3 of Fictober '21
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mackerel skies and other warning signs by little_forest_nymph_13
Fandoms: All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
19 Sep 2021
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In which Moxie Mallahan, Ellington Feint, and Kellar Haines are going to spend a pleasant evening together, but one pesky storm is determined to ruin everything.
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In This Place With Former Friends by magic_teddy_bear
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
22 Aug 2021
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Jacquelyn discovers evidence to were the Beaudilaires might be, so she calls Lemony Snicket about it, knowing he’ll want to help. Were does the clues lead us, well to stain’d by the sea.
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- Part 1 of What questions are the right ones
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In the Bleak Midwinter by gellavonhamster
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
15 Aug 2021
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Ellington’s father, the only family she has left, has been kidnapped by a gang called the Inhumane Society, and she’d do anything and everything to save him. So she agrees to infiltrate VFD, their rival gang, to find out the whereabouts of a shipment of weapons that was meant for the Society but was accidentally stolen by VFD.
(VFD meets All the Wrong Questions meets season one of Peaky Blinders)
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without a paddle by josiebelladonna
Fandoms: Green Day, Foo Fighters, A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
08 Aug 2021
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what if you faced humanity’s demise with nothing more than the clothes and instruments on your back, and the sole help you had came from a punk band who brought it all down and three shell shocked orphans who had problems of their own?
a collection of flash fics compiled together into a single adventure surrounding the end of the world as we know it
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"If I didn't care, would it be the same?
Would my every prayer begin and end with just your name?
And would I be sure that this is love beyond compare?
Would all this be true if I didn't care for you?"
~If I Didn't Care, The Ink Spots
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Takes place during Shouldn't You Be In School (spoilers!)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,574
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 16