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    The Doctor and Sarah find themselves captive on a desert-like planet.

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    When the Admiralty sends Thrawn and Eli on a diplomatic errand to the laid back, dream-like, and completely oversexed world of Nalumbe, Thrawn makes an uncharacteristically inappropriate request to his aide: pretend to be bonded sexual partners in order to save them both from the indignity of the Nalumbe's constant overtures.

    Only, after a few days, neither of them are sure if they're really pretending anymore.

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    Vala gets bitten by an insect while out on an off world mission that infects her with a virus that will kill her unless she has sex with someone (you see where this is going).
    Not quite a lemon (there is a plot) but definitely a justification for cute Fruitcake smut.

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    Alternative Universe. When Kurt Darkholme, a secret member of the Brotherhood, learns of a gadget owned by one Charles Xavier that would allow him to look and live like a normal person, he makes it his goal to get it by any means necessary. His plan? Kidnap the newest X-man and demand the device in exchange for her freedom. His problem? He falls in love with the girl he kidnaps. This is the story of the hysterical courtship between a vengeful valley girl and a misguided, love-struck elf.

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    What if Julian had been around someone other than Kira when he was affected by Lwaxana's emotions?
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    Completely gratuitous Garashir version of the season 3 episode Fascination. Enjoy!

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    Keith has done a lot of things in the name of Voltron. He just never realized that singing a duet with Shiro would ever make the list.

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    Lena's tired of being Kara's last option. So she engages in a campaign to win her heart and become Kara's priority. When Kara's friends are too busy for her, Lena sees the perfect opportunity to show Kara Lena's the one who will always be there for her.

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    Aliens run out of fuel near earth. The spaceship runs on joy. At least that’s what Tony is told.

    Joy, apparently, is alien for quite a lot of sex, thank you.

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    这个……人马,他的长相可以说是英俊,浓密的黑色鬈发披散在肩背上,肩上斜挎着箭筒。他一脸警惕,一瞬不瞬地看着Jim。

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    Set in an AU where Yamato and Ronaldo don't die in Saiduq's route. The team manages to defeat Polaris and is ready for Saiduq's new world, but they have no idea what he has planned for that to happen...

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    After five years, Jim Kirk thought he had had seen it all. It isn't until an encounter with an alien race on the edge of the Beta Quadrant that turns Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy's worlds upside down.

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    This is Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy's journey to parenthood as they await the births of their children that they never thought they would have.

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    When Captain Janeway and Commander Chakotay wake up to discover themselves in an unknown room, experiencing the effects of some unknown substance, and being observed by their unknown captors, it doesn't take long before they find themselves tangled together in the nearby bed. After all, that's the reason their captors had drugged them in the first place. Right?

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    After a run-in with an unfamiliar villain, Steve ends up tied up and left with a vibrator up his ass.

    This is not the kind of battle he was expecting. Just as well Tony is there to help him out.

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    Aliens made them do it, only not really.
    Aliens TRIED, but Samantha was better.
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    "So, one of them is depressed and the other suicidal. Just perfect combination to save Sam" Janet combed through her hair again and again with all fingers. "What a clusterfuck."
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    Not a single damn New Years Eve manages to go to plan in five years on the Enterprise, but McCoy’s learning not to care as much as he might have.

    Or: five times Spock and McCoy kissed on New Years and the one time they didn’t.

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    Everything, he’d told her. Everything people like us have ever wanted to know.

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    Written as part of this year's Mythical Secret Santa.

    This is my take on the 'aliens made them do it' trope.

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    Two guys and one observing tentacled alien...

    Well let me tell you this. The alien doesn't participate.

    He makes them do the 'do.'

    On the Fourth of July.

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    There 'may' have been an orgy. Jack's not completely sure.

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    Pain is always a subjective experience.

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