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    Felix and Locus take on a boring, normal retrieval mission involving secret technology, and the Forerunners, when they unwittingly discover the side-effects of ancient alien injections. Maybe humans weren't meant to experience alien fertility treatments.

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    A ship filled with starving aliens who feed off sexual energy kidnap Tony and Peter for a quick meal. The two Avengers are too stubborn to admit their feelings for one another, so the aliens have to do everything in their power to get them together. Misunderstanding what they discovered about human culture on the internet, the aliens rely on using a list of common fanfic tropes to trick the two into submission.

    This is not a compilation of one-shots. This is a continuous story that covers several different tropes we all know and love.

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    An internship has turned into a full-blown partnership with the crazy, blue-haired old scientist known as Rick Sanchez. When obducted by the Council of Ricks under false charges, Y/n learns a lot more about her boss and herself than she originally signed up for.

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    To the species across the galaxy, the new kids on the block are a species of omnivorous predatory apes calling themselves "humans." Coming from a Class IV deathworld, they quickly built up a reputation for being able to survive in environments that would easily kill other species. This led to most species attaching an image of nigh-invulnerability to humans, and as such, they were being thrown into increasingly dangerous situations by their extraterrestrial crewmates, no matter what the humans themselves think about it. And after several incidents involving humans finally meeting their match on various deathworlds, the galaxy is forced to come to terms with humans actually being mortal, with many vessels having to endure the emotional whiplash of quickly going from "Hah we're unstoppable we've got a human on our ship!" to "We just had to search the UniNet for how to hold human funeral rites."

     

    As my very first foray into the "Humans are Space Orcs" trope, this short story explores a universe where aliens take this trope way too seriously, and cause a tragedy as a result.

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    The dossier for the mission indicated that the culture of the planet placed significant importance on bonding. There was nothing else in the report detailing the specifics of bonding but Obi-Wan and Anakin had assumed that it could mean any type of bond. They still had their master-padawan bond. It should have covered it. But it didn’t.

    Cody knows what he has to do. Not everything goes as expected. There are a few surprises along the way.

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    Assortment of unrelated PWPs in no particular order:

    1. Assassins AU: Fuck Jungkook or die. That’s it. That’s the story.
    2. College AU: Jeon Jungkook doesn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t preclude him from having plenty to teach you.
    3. Corporate AU: You’ve got your shit together. Smart, sharp, god complex. And then Managing Director Kim Namjoon decides to take you down a couple pegs.
    4. Soulmate AU: You can hear Billboard Singer Kim Namjoon's thoughts. This is something of a problem. Especially as most of them are about your ass.
    5. Mafia AU: You run logistics for three of Korea's biggest crime lords. Sometimes, this translates into the three of them domming the absolute shit out of you.
    6. Royalty AU: Three emperors are in need of a prince. Sadly, you're the last woman alive.
    7. Magic AU: As a prank, upperclassman Kim Seokjin spikes your drink with an aphrodisiac. To retaliate, you spike his with a truth serum. Tired of the squabbling, Professor Min switches your drinks.
    8. A/B/O: Don't go into the forest, they said. Don't feed the wolves, they said. Definitely not during mating season, they said. (OT7)
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    Maybe he should have listened to Nebula's "Negative, we're not going to Thyiadar", but Tony was hungry, and they were short on space doritos.

    He didn't expect the outpost's customs to be quite so particular though.

     

    "Thyia — Naiad-nymph of a spring on Mount Parnassos in Phokis, Greece, whose shrine was the site for the gathering of the Thyiades, women celebrants of Dionysos' orgies."

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    Go to the forest planet, she said. It’ll be fun, so she said. [Part of the Doctor Who Prompts Challenge run by GalaxyOwl13.]

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    Due to a transporter malfunction in the middle of a singularity, the usual confident Captain James T. Kirk of the Enterprise is swapped with a Nurse James T. Kirk that proves to fit into their universe shockingly well.

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    The Enterprise is working on negotiations with the Helu people when they insist that McCoy and Spock are soulmates and must undergo a romantic compatibility ritual. McCoy is not pleased.

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    Oikawa and Iwaizumi were getting ready to leave for college.
    It was inevitable.
    And so were their feelings, about to clash in the most beautifully magnificent way. Neither of them had ever expected anything to come of their crushes, but here they were.
    If Pluto was a planet (and Oikawa demanded it be left as one) then maybe, just maybe, one of them could confess. With the help of some liquid courage, of course!

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    They didn't move much. They didn't have to. Tony moaned against Steve's shoulder, feeling his own breath hit their skin. Because it was their skin now, Steve and Tony were one, no secrets, no lies.

    Tony was pretty sure that this thought held significance somewhere.

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    Or: Finding out that the alien species they were supposed to meet for Avengers business exchanged orgasms as a friendly greeting really should've been the first clue.

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    “Dave, you don’t understand the gravity of the situation. These aren’t some random circles. They visited us and left a message. I know because there’s extensive study on what each type of circle means and these circles speak loud and clear.”

    At least Sunny wasn’t here to listen to whatever conspiracy theories Hal had been reading.

    “So what are they telling us?”

    “We need to fuck.”

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    His young students being kidnapped is his worst nightmare— yet the worst possible outcome has come true: being held captive in the middle of nowhere with a wild, angry human for a roommate.

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    A creature standing on crooked legs, a hunched back hovering over itself, and matted dark green fur wildly pointing everywhere. Not even little Eri could move as it's gaze found them in the small corner of the room. Of all things that could happen to them, why Aiza'wa prays, must it be a human? 

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    Fictober Prompt #17: I'm with you, you know that.

    "I can't believe we are going to do this." She put her head in her hands, feeling slightly defeated and terribly embarrassed. They were having coffee in her quarters, going over the last of the preparations before meeting with a pleasant, if unusual, species who expressed interest in trade. 

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    In all honesty with himself, his entire team had grown into his own little family to protect, they were his soft spots in the entire universe of intergalactic garbage and evil, Teal’c, Sam and Daniel were his better halves. Now all those feelings he had been swallowing were surfacing, rising from the pit of his stomach and crawling out of his throat, his body was betraying him to the thought of surrendering, to reach out and take one bite of Daniel, the source of his temptations.

    The one where the team goes off world and gets caught up in quite the trading agreement.

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    "Do you not remember our first principle when beginning diplomatic relations with my people?"

    Kirk didn't remember the exact wording of the principle, but he did his best to explain what it meant to the Zallailians from his memory. He hoped that the Universal Translator would accurately dictate it for him. "In my understanding, members of the diplomatic party must be completely free of any tension, so as not to cloud negotiations with undue emotional influence that could taint the sanctity of the trade."

    "Yes, you are correct. However, I am sensing an unusual amount of tension from /you/, as well as your first officer."

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    I woke up in a glass cage, part of a scientific experiment, expected to breed with a man I had never met. He promised that rescue was coming. I had to believe him. We just had to hope that rescue came before it was too late.

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    Mind the Tags, y'all. Check the warnings.

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    All of my fics for Noncontober 2021! Please heed the tags.

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    Set during the plot of season 4, episode 7, "Scientific Method," this story follows the Srivani scientist assigned to the young Vulcan male Ensign Vorik, and his mate, Bajoran female Ensign Sito Jaxa.

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