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    “Dave, you don’t understand the gravity of the situation. These aren’t some random circles. They visited us and left a message. I know because there’s extensive study on what each type of circle means and these circles speak loud and clear.”

    At least Sunny wasn’t here to listen to whatever conspiracy theories Hal had been reading.

    “So what are they telling us?”

    “We need to fuck.”

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    His young students being kidnapped is his worst nightmare— yet the worst possible outcome has come true: being held captive in the middle of nowhere with a wild, angry human for a roommate.

    -=-

    A creature standing on crooked legs, a hunched back hovering over itself, and matted dark green fur wildly pointing everywhere. Not even little Eri could move as it's gaze found them in the small corner of the room. Of all things that could happen to them, why Aiza'wa prays, must it be a human? 

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    Due to a transporter malfunction in the middle of a singularity, the usual confident Captain James T. Kirk of the Enterprise is swapped with a Nurse James T. Kirk that proves to fit into their universe shockingly well.

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    Fictober Prompt #17: I'm with you, you know that.

    "I can't believe we are going to do this." She put her head in her hands, feeling slightly defeated and terribly embarrassed. They were having coffee in her quarters, going over the last of the preparations before meeting with a pleasant, if unusual, species who expressed interest in trade. 

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    A ship filled with starving aliens who feed off sexual energy kidnap Tony and Peter for a quick meal. The two Avengers are too stubborn to admit their feelings for one another, so the aliens have to do everything in their power to get them together. Misunderstanding what they discovered about human culture on the internet, the aliens rely on using a list of common fanfic tropes to trick the two into submission.

    This is not a compilation of one-shots. This is a continuous story that covers several different tropes we all know and love.

    Fka Tropemageddon

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    Aliens make the members of the Pretty Boy Detective Club and their most recent client, Mayumi Dojima have kids by blackmailing them with threats towards the lives of everyone at Yubiwa Academy. A new and complicated life ensues where they have to take care of 5 little devils with the help of a local named Candace Baker, who is the honorary aunt of the children. All the while, Miyuki, Noriaki, Hinata, Shizuku and Minato have to face the music for their parents' actions when they have to return to Japan when they are ten years old. What will happen now?

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    In all honesty with himself, his entire team had grown into his own little family to protect, they were his soft spots in the entire universe of intergalactic garbage and evil, Teal’c, Sam and Daniel were his better halves. Now all those feelings he had been swallowing were surfacing, rising from the pit of his stomach and crawling out of his throat, his body was betraying him to the thought of surrendering, to reach out and take one bite of Daniel, the source of his temptations.

    The one where the team goes off world and gets caught up in quite the trading agreement.

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    "Do you not remember our first principle when beginning diplomatic relations with my people?"

    Kirk didn't remember the exact wording of the principle, but he did his best to explain what it meant to the Zallailians from his memory. He hoped that the Universal Translator would accurately dictate it for him. "In my understanding, members of the diplomatic party must be completely free of any tension, so as not to cloud negotiations with undue emotional influence that could taint the sanctity of the trade."

    "Yes, you are correct. However, I am sensing an unusual amount of tension from /you/, as well as your first officer."

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    I woke up in a glass cage, part of a scientific experiment, expected to breed with a man I had never met. He promised that rescue was coming. I had to believe him. We just had to hope that rescue came before it was too late.

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    Mind the Tags, y'all. Check the warnings.

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    All of my fics for Noncontober 2021! Please heed the tags.

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    Set during the plot of season 4, episode 7, "Scientific Method," this story follows the Srivani scientist assigned to the young Vulcan male Ensign Vorik, and his mate, Bajoran female Ensign Sito Jaxa.

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    While held hostage by the Platonians, fighting for both the safety of his landing party and his crew, Kirk is forced to contend with the fact that the worst kind of torment is one created by your own hands.

    A reimagining of “Plato’s Stepchildren” in a tale of tragedy, recovery, and hope.

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    Kathryn had a problem. It was First Contact and she was trained to honor the culture and traditions of the alien race they were meeting. They would only deal with a married Captain however. She had one choice to make. Either marry a crew member or marry one of the candidates chosen by the leader. Regulations say it’s wrong to marry a crew member. Should she break regulations and marry a crewman or marry a local. Either way she’s breaking regulations if marries since inter species mating with a non Federation species is illegal.

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    Fictober prompt #4: Fine. I give up.

    Alien poison is potently - intoxicating.
    (I apologize. This is absurd)

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    “And we assumed...that, like myself, you had brought a donation.”

    “Well, I can’t see how you convinced yourselves of that,” the Doctor grumbled, “when I never had anything even like a donation-”

    The Doctor’s throat tightened; he swallowed around the words trapped there. He shivered, this time in fear rather than disgust.

    “Where’s Jamie?”

    The Doctor encounters a horrific society of mad scientists that has gathered under the nose of a respectable biology convention. To make matters worse, he's lost track of Jamie, and this society does rather shocking things to lifeforms they see as lesser species.

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    An internship has turned into a full-blown partnership with the crazy, blue-haired old scientist known as Rick Sanchez. When obducted by the Council of Ricks under false charges, (Y/n) learns a lot more about her boss and herself than she originally signed up for.

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    Just a thousand different quick one-shots inspired by different aesthetics! I need something to write that's short and sweet.
    Sorry, I mean MORE short and sweet than usual.

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    Oikawa adds a bunch of pining bottoms to a group chat, naturally it's chaos.

    (Aka a chat created to simp over their crushes who already have girlfriends)

    Hoshiumi: I HAVE NO FEAR

    Hinata: Straight Sachirou

    Hoshiumi: I HAVE ONE FEAR

    Hanamaki: Okay but isn't he actually straight?? We're all in this chat for that reason.

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    Steve and Tony get mistaken for a couple on a planet that firmly believes in traditional alpha/omega gender roles. When their relationship is called into doubt, they are forced to prove it in the most public and intimate of ways.

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    The doctor drink his fourth coffee he really need it, its not like he's about to die or something, his research on the high-end Nomu are doing well plus he already truck the location of Shigaraki and his small band. It's just that the security in some places are tight than usual like they're expecting a war soon and then he realise that he apparently knows a person who could do shit like that. Izuku-sama, the bane of his existence. He lift his mug to take a sip

     

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    part 2

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