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    AKA a million things Vala brought back from off-world missions that she really shouldn't have. Each chapter can be read individually, but there is an overall arc. Has established and sneaky ValaxCam.

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    5/?
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    Richard is looking for a fresh start with his two daughters, Audrey and Kricket, after the resent... "incident"...

    They are moving to the old house Richard grew up in, and after a little spit and polish he knew he could make the house livable again! Yes, sir everything was going his way.

    That is until the Aliens showed up.

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    6/?
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    Ryan and Shane spend the night on top of a building.

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    A series of unconnected fics with various fandoms and pairings with a sex pollen theme.

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    5/?
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    In a world where no one knows what BDSM is, can John Sheppard finally learn to embrace his kink?

    Narrator: yes, in fact, he can.

    John: but how can I accept this part of me?

    Narrator: figure it out already and give your boyfriend the spanking he deserves.

    John: Rodney, put down the mic.

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    After five years, Jim Kirk thought he had had seen it all. It isn't until an encounter with an alien race on the edge of the Beta Quadrant that turns Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy's worlds upside down.

    Or

    This is Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy's journey to parenthood as they await the births of their children that they never thought they would have.

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    25/?
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    Her boyfriend promised her a romantic weekend she would never forget, instead, a girl finds herself hiking up the side of a mountain, fuming at her boyfriend. A surprise in the clearing changes everything.

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    “Oh, I think you know exactly what I have planned.” A pause. The Grandmaster claps his hands together, like a child who can’t contain himself. “Sex. It’s sex.”

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    Avon and Cally and an alien fertility festival.

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    Aliens got the wrong memo and have stuck the wrong Blake and Yang on a bumblebee-infested planet to do the nasty.

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    1/1
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    2
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    The Platonians try a different way to break Kirk and Spock.

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    Peace, love, fluff, Decepticons... *record scratch* Decepticons?!

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    1/1
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    7
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    10
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    “Jumin. He’s the only friend I share myself with, even for a little.” The weird silence he received from Mc was dismissed as mental retardation.

    “Do it V! Show me how much your previous statement rings true!” Rika seethed and V knew what she meant. Though she had to clarify, “Fuck and do all the in between!”

    For a brief moment, Jumin broke. Widened eyes quickly returned to its previous state.

    Or, written with a pal at 2am

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    On many worlds the ritual loss of virginity is a sacred rite. All Jedi Padawans are raised with the expectation that they will serve as virgin sacrifices when they come of age. Usually a local official does the deed. Obi-Wan counts himself lucky that his beloved Master is the one to deflower him because of genital incompatibility with the natives.

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    76
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    11
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    Captured by aliens, mistaken for a mating pair, Tony and Stephen find themselves having the universe’s most awkward honeymoon.

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    77
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    Try as he might, Loki isn't entirely successful in downplaying his connection to Thor when he drops onto Sakaar, and the Grandmaster gives him a choice: have a living brother, and take care of his every need himself, or have a dead brother who requires no maintenance at all.

    Note re: the intersex!Loki label: I'm a trans dude under this umbrella myself, and the intersex label isn't used fetishistically. It's simply a part of how I portray Loki and his character.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    72
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    Steve has finally confessed his feelings to Tony. It's just too bad that he's currently evil and Tony is currently comatose.

    But help is on the way! Far across the universe, two shipmates have been observing Steve and Tony and are planning an intervention...

    Series
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    1/1
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    24
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    107
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    After an embarrassing girls night, Kara drunkenly stumbles onto an alluring mystery woman .... enchanting, beautiful somewhat curious what happens when she gives Kara the confidence to go after everything her heart so desires?

    “And that's coming from a woman that could crack you in half when she orgasms” - Lucy Lane

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    152
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    19
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    Alternative Universe. When Kurt Darkholme, a secret member of the Brotherhood, learns of a gadget owned by one Charles Xavier that would allow him to look and live like a normal person, he makes it his goal to get it by any means necessary. His plan? Kidnap the newest X-man and demand the device in exchange for her freedom. His problem? He falls in love with the girl he kidnaps. This is the story of the hysterical courtship between a vengeful valley girl and a misguided, love-struck elf.

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    English
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    14,563
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    2
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    21
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    2
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    649
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    Rex's blue NORMALLY ignores the other mating flights.

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    200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    700

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