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    “It’s Kumabya, I think.” As Daniel said the name of the song, Sam suddenly burst into a loud, off-key, tune. Apparently she could only remember the title as she sung that in place of all the words.

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    He should open a bottle of Jack Daniels, and drink just enough to impair his judgment. That way, he would have to stay at home and be unable to drive to Carter's house to make sure that she really is alive and home and safe.

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    RIPPLES SPINOFF/CROSSOVER WITH AVENGERS. After the Tenrou Team dies, they decide to follow Elle's lead on universe-hopping and join the MCU. HYDRA? Thanos? Please. They won't know what hit them.

    Tags will be updated as story continues.

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    When Pidge and Shiro walked away from the party and straight into an ambush, that was bad enough. When Shiro woke to find himself back in Sendak's arena, that was bad enough. But this time Sendak wants more than an entertaining fight, and bad enough doesn't begin to describe what they're in for.

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    Beverly finds herself, sans memories, alone on an island with a man named Will. Jean-Luc Picard is also alone on an island with a woman named Deanna. And that's not the only problem.

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    Мика и Рэя похитили инопланетяне, которым хочется посмотреть, как спариваются другие расы. Рэй в ужасе, Мику похуй, а после всё не так уж и дерьмово, как могло бы быть, хотя всё равно дерьмово.

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    AKA a million things Vala brought back from off-world missions that she really shouldn't have. Each chapter can be read individually, but there is an overall arc. Has established and sneaky ValaxCam.

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    Shiro makes a pained noise that hurts Lance deep in his heart. It's wrong to be watching this, but gravity is his master. Moving his head is impossible, and he can't- can't close his eyes and slip away softly- no-

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    How do you even start a conversation like that? Hey, sorry, but last night you sort of jerked me off through my brain and now I know the serum makes you shoot off in like two seconds, oops.

    Tony fucking hated magic.

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    Liminality: It refers to the state of disorientation and transition between two stages, where the person is not in the previous state but neither is in a new.


    Kylo Ren has been summoned for a new and final mission, however, this one is especially different from the others.

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    When Steve gets hit with alien slime and goes on a rampage Tony learns some things about the lengths he's willing to go to keep Steve safe.

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    “Hell no,” Tony says, getting Peter and Happy to look at him. “We are not contemplating if this is some sort of… monster or not,” he fumbles. “I have been through way too much shit - aliens, robots, the whole shabang - just to have to deal with the Boogeyman. We aren’t the Ghostbusters.”

    “The Ghostbusters and the Boogeyman aren’t even the same thing-”

    “I don’t give a single shit what they are,” Tony practically yells. “You know what? I’m calling Rhodey and were getting outta here.” He says as he grabs his phone out of his pocket and dials the numbers he knows so well.

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    For Halloween, Tony invites Peter to the Compound to spend some time with him and the other Avengers. However, it doesn’t go as planned when Happy, Peter and Tony get in a car crash in the middle of nowhere. Tony doesn’t think it can get worse until a rustling in the woods catches his attention.

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    My response to the wonderful Kinktober2018 prompt list.
    One ficlet a day, all different kinks, all guaranteed J/C smut.

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    When the ambassador of PX5-872 told him with a nervous stutter that Major Carter had been inadvertently struck in the lab with a technology designed to stimulate her desire for intimacy, Jack had been expecting to have to quarantine her; had been expecting flushed skin and heaving breaths and maybe Sam pressing her body against his and rolling her hips and begging him to take her.

    What he hadn’t expected was her hand in his.

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    Everyone speaks at once: “You see, Sir, there was a cultural misunderstanding..” Sam begins.”-and they ere entrusted with the greatest of honours.” - Teal’c contributes. “It’s a whole new species!” Daniel, loud, desperate to establish the moral necessity of what is about to create endless drama. But it is the Colonel that speaks over them, sardonic and irreverent. “We’re pregnant!”

    Sam and Jack are required to stay within 1km of each other or the new alien species they are incubating will die and perish, bringing mortal ruin and the wrath of Daniel Jackson upon us all.

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    This isn’t his bedroom - not the one at the compound, or the suite in Milan. Definitely not the penthouse in New York. In all honesty, it looks like the inside of the fucking Spaceship Earth ride at Epcot.
     
    “Kid,” he tries again, more urgently now, “where the hell are we?”

    “Uhh, the guy said we’re someplace called Sakaar.” 

    “The guy? What guy?”

    Let's say that after the uprising on Sakaar, the Grandmaster manages to cling to power by offering people an even better form of entertainment than the Contest of Champions: Porn. He offers them porn.

    Note: Ignores the events of Infinity War.

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    “You know, going into space you should be prepared to fuck some aliens.”

    “...fuck what now?” Yoongi furrowed his brows and looked at the fellow pilot.

    “The aliens, man,” Taehyung popped the lollipop from his mouth and made a circle with it in the air, gesticulating. “Like, at least one person on every crew should be. It’s important.”

    “Why the fuck would it be important?”

    “Like, I get it,” continued Taehyung as if he didn’t hear him at all. “It might not be everyone’s thing but I’m just saying,” he put both his hands in the air. “Someone’s gotta do it.”

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    He was beyond exhausted and not really getting any pleasure from it any more, and yet the alien drug forced Ianto to keep having sex, or it would kill him.

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    Richard is looking for a fresh start with his two daughters, Audrey and Kricket, after the resent... "incident"...

    They are moving to the old house Richard grew up in, and after a little spit and polish he knew he could make the house livable again! Yes, sir everything was going his way.

    That is until the Aliens showed up.

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    In which Clara and the Doctor...get euphemistic.

    I have no idea where this came from.

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