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    While looking back at her own kisses under the mistletoe, Twyla observes the residents of Schitt's Creek enjoying the tradition.

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    Does Alexis wish she could sing? Maybe. It's occurred to her once or twice. But then people's expectations would be higher than zero, and she'd have to try to meet them. It's always seemed like an awful lot of work for something that simply has to succeed, and it’s always been easy enough for her to make money off of simply entertaining people.

    This holiday album, full of covers of well-known songs and familiar melodies, is different. She’s not contractually obligated to do it, and putting out something serious when her public image is the exact opposite feels like a risk. But she figures: when has she ever turned down a challenge? Never, and she isn't letting twelve songs and the iTunes streaming charts change that any time soon.

    Alexis Rose, star of A Little Bit Alexis and sole breadwinner for the entire Rose family, gets more than she initially bargained for when she decides to make a Chrismukkah album with the help of her new music producer, Twyla Sands.

    (Podfic of i thought i'd ask you just the same)

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    "Do you want to do something for Christmas?" Alexis asks, before she even realizes what's happening.

    "Oh!" Twyla looks delighted for one brief, shining moment before her face falls. "I can't, Alexis. I'm sorry."

    "Oh," Alexis echoes. She rolls her lips together before she forces a smile that doesn't meet her eyes. "It's okay! It's, like, a holiday. I'm sure you have other things going on."

    "I do," Twyla says. "The reindeer have been really finicky lately, and they only like it when I feed them. And with the big journey up ahead, I can't risk them being undernourished."

    "Totally, babe." Alexis' brow is furrowed, and she's not, like, completely following, but it's far from the weirdest thing that Twyla's ever said. "It's all good."

    --

    It only takes three Schitt's Creek Christmases before Alexis realizes that Twyla might just be Santa Claus.

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    Five kisses that earned an entry to the café's annual mistletoe draw, and one that didn't.

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    "Besides, when we're married–"

    Alexis' eyes widen, and her mouth drops into a comically-large O of shock. Twyla can see panic play out on her face, faster than the blush spreading across her features, and she mutes the television.

    "It's okay, Alexis." Twyla draws in a breath, then says, "I think about being married to you, too."

    Twyla and Alexis spend the holidays together again.

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    Twyla’s fierce love for competitive hockey only extends to watching and rooting for the Canadiens. As a player, she’ll try hard, sure, but there’s no one in town she really wants to crush in the annual winter league.

    Maybe, just maybe, she’d be willing to admit that this year is a little different.

    Title borrowed from the appropriately wintry, cold, and Canadian “My Boots” by Lights.

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    Twyla really wants to make the first move. To show Alexis that she got everything she wanted and that she’s ok. That she was right about everything she said that day.  

    But she can’t. 

    Alexis makes the first move, per usual when it comes to their relationship, taking a tentative step forward and gripping the strap on her purse tightly, which is the only indication that tells Twyla she’s also nervous. She takes a deep breath, blinks, and the grip on her purse suddenly loosens and a bright confident smile blooms on her face, any hint of nerves that Twyla thought she saw gone in an instant—literally in the blink of an eye. 

    “Hi, Twyla.” 

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    Twyla can totally handle her ex-girlfriend coming back into town to plan the 10th Annual Singles Week. There definitely aren't lingering feelings there or anything.

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    Alexis has escaped natural disasters and car trunks, has evaded collapsed governments and kidnappers. Twyla remembers Alexis skirting the edge of the southern rim of the Grand Canyon, skydiving on a whim, swimming with sharks.

    I've got nine lives, she always used to say, capping each instance off with a double-eye wink and a smirk. I'll be fine.

    --

    Much later on, Twyla starts to prepare for a life without Alexis.

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    Summer is coming.

    She sees an ad in the paper for a job.

    She takes it.

    Twylexis Firewatch AU.

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    alexis, twyla, stevie, and ruth manage to find a shared vacancy in all four of their calendars, so alexis and ruth plan a visit to schitt's creek. stevie gathers all her girlfriends together at the motel for a sleepover.

    any sentimentality is completely ironic of course. she has the disco ball to prove it.

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    “I kinda wanna get my own place,” she tries, “but, like, where do I even start?”

    “Well,” Twyla says, “Susan is moving in with her boyfriend next month. So… I’m going to have an extra room in my apartment, actually. You could come live with me!”

    “Oh my god, Twy!” Alexis claps her hands together under her chin, face lighting up with faux surprise. “That would be so, so amazing. We're gonna be the cutest little roomies!” She beams, reaching over to tap Twyla’s side of the counter once. “I dunno how I’m gonna repay you!”

    Twyla gives her a look. “I mean, you’re gonna have to… pay the rent.”

    OR: Alexis is tired of sharing a room with her brother. She moves in with Twyla. You know the rest.

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    A compilation of podfics published to the collection "Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest: Fall Into A Pod of Fluff [2021]."

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    31 smutty Twylexis drabbles, both canon and AU, based on this prompt list.

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    a collection of spooky, spoopy, or otherwise autumnal ficlets throughout the month of october. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month. each ficlet is a stand-alone and not intended to be a part of a continuous story.

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    A variety of spoopy, spooky, and otherwise Halloween-y drabbles featuring multiple characters, themes, and relationships from the Schitt's Creek universe! Drabbles are written by an assortment of authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags and adjust the rating as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!

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    Once David's retrieved the two suitcases that carry his only remaining belongings, the driver shifts into reverse and backs away, leaving David alone with the house that has literally haunted his dreams since he was a kid.

    He’d expected it to be less imposing now. That’s what Dr. Lee had told him, during one of their last sessions at the center. Everything looks big when you’re small, right? A bunch of bricks can’t possibly be as scary as he described. Standing here now, though, David can confidently say that Hill House is just as intimidating now as it was back then — maybe even more so, now that he knows what waits for him inside. It towers over him, blocking the light from the sun and covering him in shadow. If that isn’t a metaphor for something, he doesn’t know what is.

    As he stands, frozen, the porch light begins to flicker slowly — on, off, on, off. It’s with a sharp ache in his chest that David remembers Adelina’s rule. He can hear her voice in his head saying, “Porchlight means it’s time to come home.”

    Well, he’s home.

    OR: A ghost story loosely inspired by The Haunting of Hill House.

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    Alexis watches a luggage vehicle drive past, picking idly at her muffin. The sight of all those suitcases makes her feel so terribly, stupidly sad; it makes her think of their motel rooms, all packed up and empty now, and she almost feels like she could cry.

    Alexis calls Twyla from the airport before her flight to New York.

    (Podfic of no one's ever loved me like that)

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    alexis is too restless to cuddle and worries about being a good partner to twyla who loves cuddling. twyla reassures her.

    Podfic of all i want is you by sonlali.
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    “Okay,” Alexis says, winking with both eyes. “I mean, yes, my new ring is technically an engagement ring. But I couldn’t help myself. I had to buy it! I just thought, like, who better to promise myself to than myself?”

    “Um,” Twyla says. “Me? Your girlfriend?”

    The day before Alexis and Twyla fly home to Schitt's Creek for the holidays, Alexis goes on a very expensive shopping spree at Tiffany & Co on her lunch break.

    [podfic of bought matching diamonds for six of my bitches]

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