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    "Uh, Parson?"

     

    That definitely wasn’t Jack.

    Fuck.

    “Oh my god,” Kent said. He felt his blood run cold. He pulled his phone back, double checking the name on the screen. Yup. Jack Zimmermann. “This is–this is Jack’s number.”

    “I’m uh, roommate on road,” the voice said. It sounded like…

    “Mashkov?”

    “Yes, Kent Parson?”

    Kent’s stomach twisted at the smile he could hear in Mashkov’s voice. Of course. Of course this would happen. God, he should just throw his phone in the road and cross his fingers that someone would run it over and crush any evidence of this humiliating interaction.

     

    or: kent drunk calls jack, but someone else picks up.

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    Everybody knew that psychics and palm readers and fortune tellers were really all just cons: reading people’s subtle cues and making pronouncements just vague enough that people would believe they were real. Kent Parson wasn’t going to believe anything the tarot reader said when he finally gave in to the impulse to see what so many other people fell for. He wasn’t.

    He could never have guessed what would be in the cards: either in his reading, or in the hand that life would deal him afterwards.

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    Kent goes skinny dipping, kisses a boy, and finds a light in the darkness.

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    Jack is one of the first out players in the NHL. He knew there would be push back, but nothing prepared him for how the league would react.

    Eric Bittle is one of the biggest names in the world right now and when he moves to Providence to get away from the fast paced clutches of LA, he makes a wine and rage fueled business decision that will change everything.

    In other words: Eric Bittle is filthy rich and buys the Providence Falconers

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    If Kent Parson had one thing going for him, it was that most people didn’t see past the neon-bright surface. Like Vegas herself, the illusion was all he thought he wanted them to see. But when someone completely unexpected finds their way into his shadows, Kent can no longer deny that they exist… or how much he’s ached for someone that could banish them.

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    The check please love island AU that literally no one asked for but is getting written anyway.

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    Sometimes I delete scenes for pacing but I still like them. Sometimes I write alternate points of view to get a feel for the characters.

    These scenes may be less well edited than main stories, but I didn't want to just trash them and I thought they added to the over all narrative. That said, if you see typos and want to tell me, I'm happy to go back and fix them. I'd just rather have the large amount of work I throw at my beta not include these.

    (Even though my series name is from a Rachel Platten song, Kent says the rest of the series has to be from Britney.)

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    Jack Zimmermann overdoses the night before the NHL draft. He doesn't survive. Kent Parson doesn't deal with it very well, until he does.

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    He’s 9 years old when he first says his name.
    “Mom?”
    “Hmm?”
    “What was my name gonna be? If I was a boy?”
    “Kent. Why do you ask, honey?” His mom replies, her back to him at the stove.
    “Kent?” He says, wrinkling his nose. “That’s an old person name.”
    “We were gonna call you Kenny until you grew into it, honey.” His mom smiled, turning around to face him at the kitchen table.
    “I can live with Kenny,” Kent says, returning to his homework.

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    When the Stanley Cup winning Providence Falconers show up to film a TV segment in Eric Bittles kitchen, he's less than impressed with their broody co-captain, Jack Zimmerman. However, things may not be as simple as they seem, and soon enough... things change.

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    Rick doesn’t remember life being so…dramatic, when he was their age. He also doesn’t remember being so sensitive, though he suspects that his mother might have a different perspective on things.

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    Jack comes out. He... didn't exactly handle the press all that well.

    Kent has some Things To Say about it... and so do the rest of the LGBTQ folks in the NHL. The group chat is rather unimpressed with how Zimmermann handled both coming out and talking about it. At the end of every season, they all hang out at Mags' parents' house up in the Adirondacks, and this year, they have a few tag-along guests from the SMH team ranks. Including one Eric Bittle.... who attends without Jack Zimmermann, who was decidedly not invited.

    They all have some things to think about. And decisions to make about their futures.

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    More or less unrelated spin off to Fast Cars (and Stupid Gingers) in which Alexei Mashkov takes a metaphor and runs (and flirts) with it. Kent is confused.

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    It takes less than a week for Kent to snap.

    He’d expected to get some extra attention during the off-season, given Jack’s little stunt after winning the Cup, but even after over half a decade in the NHL, he’d been completely taken aback by the sheer intensity of the entirety of the hockey media descending on him.

    Getting drafted first overall didn’t hold a candle to being the former best friend of the league’s first openly queer player, apparently.

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    Kent Parson needs a date.

    So, he makes one in his garage.

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    Kent isn't jealous that Alexei won the Stanley Cup. He's not. It's just--Alexei keeps sending snaps of Bittle's pies, and, well...how hard can it be to make a pie, anyway?

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    It was the best sex Alexei had ever had, so when he and Parson both ended up going to Montreal to train with Zimboni, he couldn’t think of a reason not to keep going. And what happens in Montreal stays in Montreal, right? That’s how the saying goes.

    “That is not how the saying goes,” B says.

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    Kent really didn’t need to go in a flower shop, but he did it anyways.

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    Kent parson is a closeted hockey player that frequents a speakeasy so much that the waitress knows his order by heart. Alexei is an openly gay mobster that owns the bar.

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