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    And Lovelace-- well, the story repeats: unassuming conversation, horrible tragedy, death of a friend. One by one, they all fell like dominos. Fisher, Lambert, Kuan, Lovelace, because it hadn't been but two days after Kuan died that Lovelace coughed, and Fourier knew in that moment that she was next. A voice that sounded like Kuan seemed to whisper in her ear, c'mon, Victorie, you've figured out harder puzzles than this.

    Updates every three days!

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    This past summer, Alexander Hilbert got framed for his bosses' neglect and fired from his job as a nurse at a summer camp... and then, just as promptly, from his school-year job as a high school nurse. After five months of a fruitless job search, his savings are running out, and he doesn't know what he's going to do... until the mother of one of the campers from his summer job shows up with a rather peculiar proposal.

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    Two years after Carter's death and three years into the Goddard Futuristics Summer Camp brings the first year that Isabel Lovelace will be attending... and some extremely conflicted feelings on Hilbert's part about how important she was to him, and whether he has anything to offer her as a mentor in a timeline where he's meeting her for the first time when she's twelve. Rosemary offers some commentary.

    This mostly only makes sense if you've read The Way They Lived first. Sorry about that.

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    SI-5 Agents aren't meant bothered by unethical garble like murder and genocide, but they are still human. Try as they might they can't get rid of it. Doctor Alana Maxwell tries very very hard, but she just cares too much, and maybe that's a good thing.

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    Alexander Hilbert (90s alias Karl Kelley) has been lusting after his lab manager, Rosemary Epps, for the past two years. Rosemary might have a reputation as a cold-hearted bitch, but she’s been kind to him since the day he arrived at Goddard Futuristics, so he can’t quite bring himself to believe all the rumors he’s overheard about her. He knows he has no chance with her—she has a partner, after all—but a man can daydream, can’t he?

    Or at least he can until an awkward confrontation facilitated by Rosemary’s erstwhile lover shatters all of Karl’s carefully held preconceptions about her. He finds himself furious at the way she has been playing on his emotions all along... but not quite furious enough to say no when she invites him into her bed and gives him leave to indulge in all of his fantasies.

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    The last chapter of 25 Nights is a downer. This is an alternate final chapter that is much more hopeful.

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    When V'Ginn wakes up with an unconscious Rwiari in his arms after she offered herself to him during his pon farr, he suspects that the worst has happened. Her mind is damaged beyond repair, her mental defenses ripped to shreds... and when she wakes again, it becomes clear that she no longer remembers who he is.

    Or: Yet Another AU (TM) of Crash, where things go even more horribly wrong during V'Ginn's pon farr than they do in that fic.

    Yes, my Star Trek AU that I originally created just to have disaster telepath pon farr nonsense with these two does keep spawning new AUs. Hush. Just let me live here.

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    A scientist with a needle stuck in his hand and an empathetic communications officer are in a lab before the mandatory station-wide talent show. Crying ensues.

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    TFW it’s the 90s and you’re a mad scientist working at a company full of the worst people you’ve ever met and your latest trial of your Important Retrovirus didn’t go so well, so you and your annoying (and annoyingly attractive) lab manager have been pulling all-nighters for a week in order to come up with reasons your shared Evil Overboss should keep funding your pet project only you’re both so sleep-deprived and up in each other’s personal space that the vibe just keeps getting Real Weird between you two.

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    A moment stolen in the middle of a Goddard Futuristics work Christmas Party, spent in search for painkillers.

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    Alexander and Rosemary are living together now, and both equally ruled by Thirdy, Alexander's cat. When they find a kitten abandoned in the community garden where Alexander has a plot, they decide to keep it... which leads to a few other changes in their life together.

    A sequel to Feline Interference.

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    I don't know man, I listened to Dessa's Half of You on repeat for hours and then wrote 2.5k on the subject of these two being desperate to have a relationship out in the open and knowing it's not safe to do so at Goddard because Cutter would absolutely use it against them both so instead they come up with ridiculous ways to end up in the same apartment for long enough to have sex.

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    The years that Aleksandr Valentin has spent corresponding with Mr. Reginald Epps, a member of the Royal Society and a brilliant chemist, have been some of the most productive of his career. And more than that, Mr. Epps has become a dear friend over those years... and perhaps more. Just how much more, Aleksandr longs to find out.

    But every time Aleksandr has suggested that he might travel to London to meet the man, Mr. Epps has turned him down... until finally, Aleksandr decides that he isn't going to take no for an answer any longer.

    Rosemary Epps has always had to live her life carefully. She knows that the careful fiction she maintains, of an older brother constrained by illness to remain in seclusion, is the only thing keeping her in charge of her own fortune and capable of carrying out the scientific research that brings her such joy. There's just one place she felt it safe to reveal more of herself than she ought to: in letters to Mr. Aleksandr Valentin, whose home in Saint Petersburg makes it unlikely that he would ever come searching for her.

    But now he has, and she will have to decide whether to keep hiding... or whether to destroy the fiction that protects her and reveal her heart.

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    I was re-reading my own fic (like you do) and the chunk of Tartarus (Revisited) where Eris inserts herself in Hilbert's memories of grad school forcibly took hold of my brain, so now I'm writing a fic where Rosemary actually goes to grad school in Russia and they spend a night drinking and dancing (before things go horribly wrong).

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    Set in a particularly ridiculous AU that started as ridiculous comics on my art blog. (AKA, my terrible OC is reconstituted by the Dear Listeners from the bits of her that were fed into Eris and is sent back to Earth along with Alexander Hilbert to help the rest of the gang Deal With Goddard and also All That Decima.)

    Goddard's been dealt with, but now everyone has to Deal With Feelings instead. At Disney World. (As requested by sybilius.)

    Including delights such as:
    - Minkowski now has a wife as well as a husband and both Isabel and Dom are Extremely Uncomfortable about the situation.
    - Eiffel is accidentally really good at inserting himself into awkward situations, but fortunately Hera's along with him for the ride.
    - Hilbert does not want to go to Disney World but he's willing to go as long as Rosemary's there to make fun of it with him.
    - This was supposed to be silly but really it’s just a carrier for people dealing with difficult feelings.

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    We all know that the reason I started writing a Gargoyles fusion was to have an excuse to write Hilbert fucking Gargoyle!Rosemary, so here I am, getting that out of my system. Maybe some day I'll put more words on the other fic.

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    Season 1 slight canon divergence. Eiffel receives instructions from Command to do a (shudder) team-building exercise. Eiffel, Minkowski, and Hilbert enter the mysterious VR world of Box 953… and a capricious trickster AI named Eris puts them through three new harrowing tests to get them to face their secrets and work together better as a team. Or maybe just kill them. She seems to be like that.

    Hilbert faces a puzzle of a strangely familiar empty space station; Hera is not happy about another AI usurping her crew; Eiffel misunderstands what’s going on so fundamentally that he accidentally outsmarts Eris; and Minkowski’s dedication to playing by the rules is what breaks the game.

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    Whumptober prompt-turned Big Bang submission-turned multi-chapter fic, actually? Lovelace recovers from her shrapnel wound while the Hephaestus begins to fall apart around her. Set right after season 2's finale, after her dead man’s switch leaves Eiffel lost at sea and the rest of the crew stranded, leaving her with her growing paranoia about her own inexplicable reappearance and what might've been done - or is still being done - to her.

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    Rosemary Epps has known since she was thirteen that the first thing she will hear her soulmate say is something that could only be an insult, and has spent her entire life since then making sure it's an inaccurate one.

    Dmitri Vologin had long since given up on finding his soulmate... until he finally does, and discovers that he got off on the wrong foot with her long before they met.

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    When William Carter fails to bring Dr. Vologin back from Russia, Rosemary's not mad, she's just disappointed... and ready to sit in Carter's office telling him how disappointed she is until he finds a solution. And when he tries to get her off his back by saying that if she thinks it's so easy, she should go bring her new virologist back herself, Rosemary decides to take him up on the offer.

    Unfortunately, when Dmitri finds an attractive middle-aged woman in his lab, telling him she's there to show him what he's missing out on by not taking the job offer from Goddard Futuristics, he makes some very different assumptions about what, exactly, she's there to do.

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