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  1. 40

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    Eliot's role on a team is the hitter. He comes in to make sure everyone else makes it out unscathed. And he's very good at it. He wants his team to know and trust that they're going to live when they're under his protection.

    He's never experienced people feeling safe, like this, around him before. People feel safe, physically, when they see him on the scene. But this quiet kind of safe? Eliot usually makes people feel the opposite. People don't like being near him.

    People don't just fall asleep on him.

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    5 Times The Team Fell Asleep on Eliot Spencer (+1 Time He Napped On Them)

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    How each member says their unconventional wedding vows, never quite at the same time.

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    Eliot Spencer damn well knew better than to get this close to a couple of mortals. But he never expected this.

    (In which Eliot is immortal, the Highpoint Tower break-in goes much, much worse, and it turns out that neither Parker nor Hardison is quite what they seem)

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    She was only here for a long weekend, using this convention as an excuse to see Alice for the first time in over a year, or using Alice as an excuse to get away for a convention, or using both as a reason to finally take a vacation, because it was about damn time.

    At least, that was the original plan.

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    Hardison works hard on developing bulletproof aliases for his team.

    Sometimes a little too hard.

     

    (Or, I was thinking about all the stupid aliases Hardison must have made them over the years and how he almost certainly has some that he's made just for the purpose of riling Eliot up, and then this happened.)

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    Parker’s familiar is - perhaps predictably - a cat.

    She’s a black cat with a few tufts of dark grey fur here and there. The cat’s name is Frida and she stalks around with the air of someone who should not be messed with. Which, to be fair, she definitely shouldn’t be.

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    They said it was impossible, that three people couldn’t share a Jaeger. There was no way that three people’s minds could sync perfectly enough to work one of the machines. Especially if they weren’t related. But that’s what they did: they bent the rules.

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    Parker doesn't believe in luck. Eliot does. She doesn't understand until they face down a madman with a gun and a virus bomb, and she needs to believe that everyone will make it home.

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    “We’re all right,” Eliot says, a ridiculous statement that Hardison generously decides he’ll blame on the fact that Eliot just got hit in the head.

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    Neal made it to the office Monday morning to find his desk occupied—by what he supposed was the cyber crimes version of him, one hand cuffed to the chair, with an exaggerated forlorn expression on his face. Despite the handcuffs, he was typing away on a computer, and didn’t even spare a glance to Neal as he walked up to his own desk.

    “Peter,” he said, tipping his hat off, “y’know if you’re thinking about replacing me, I’d think you’d at least find someone capable.”

    Or, Neal sees an old friend after years of seperation. He mistakes Neal for his identical twin, Bryce. Peter and the others find out Neal has a brother.

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    Parker has a brother... sort of.

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    After escaping Purgatory, Eliot keeps his team safe- from a distance. But when their new mark turns out to be a vampire with a fixation on Parker, he needs to call in backup. And there's only one man he trusts enough to help.

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    When the team runs into Elliot's nephew on a job, it can't be good. Why is Alex running around with Scorpia skills and MI6 tech? This will not be good for Elliot's blood pressure.

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    Post-Scorpia Rising, Alex is 'working for' MI6 full time. When he runs into Jack's brother on a mission, it can't be good. Why is Uncle Elliot running with thieves? But if they can get him away from MI6, this could work out pretty good for him.

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    Just because she's a ghost, doesn't mean Sophie Devereaux doesn't have opinions. Luckily, she likes Parker, the young woman renovating her house, and Eliot, the gardener of her estate. She even likes Hardison, the ghost hunter who is determined to prove the house is haunted.

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    The woman laughs, her eyes crinkling behind her silver cat-eye glasses. "You must be Eliot,” she says, cheerfully. “He warned me you were charming. Where is he?”

    Eliot’s stomach drops as he realizes that this is a terrible fucking mistake, because this ain’t a random elderly woman showing up to collect cans or take up donations or whatever it is that elderly woman in weird fucking places like Portland do. This is Hardison’s nana, and Eliot has just opened the door to the apartment—to Hardison and Parker’s apartment—like he lives there.

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    In which Jamie meets some criminals, kind of gets adopted, and decides life as a vigilante criminal is pretty good.

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    Eliot felt a poke, and opened his eyes to see Parker peering at him.

    "Something's wrong with Eliot," she proclaimed.

    Parker's the first to notice, but they all have their own ways of taking care of Eliot.

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    Languages are hard.

    Or at least, that’s what Hardison learned after being around Eliot.

    Or alternatively, 5 times Eliot has a language slip-up + 1 time he said what he meant to say (and a bonus)

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    memprime asked: How would Eliot fare in Cutthroat Kitchen?

     

    “Perfect, Eliot, you got him, from the sounds of it.” Nate seemed a bit distracted; he probably was still out running the errands, but he was focused enough to coordinate their operation. “I’m pretty sure you’re on his radar, so do your best to lose this time, alright?”

    “And you should make it a spectacular fail, too,” Hardison interrupted through the comms.

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