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    "There is one principle of war and that's this: hit the other fellow as quickly as you can, as hard as you can, where it hurts him most, when he ain't lookin'." -William Slim

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    “It’s Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you’re still single? About how your parents want more grandchildren? Well, look no further. I am a 30 year old army vet with no diploma, some impressive scars, and a super beat up pickup truck. I work at a culinary institute with some catering and bartending on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you to torment your family, I’m game. I’ll happily: hit on other guests (regardless of gender), start instigative discussions about politics or religion, propose to you in front of everyone, pretend to be super drunk, or start an actual, physical fight with your least favorite family member (and win). All I ask for in payment is the meal itself, plus I’m happy to bring a dish of your choosing.”

    Or, Eliot posts a Craigslist ad so he can have a homecooked Thanksgiving meal, and ends up with so, so much more.

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    For a month, he learns new things about the people he’s spent the past decade of his life with. The socks Hardison wears to bed and how they feel against his shins. The pattern of Parker’s snores and how without fail he wakes up with her hair in his mouth no matter how they’re configured, like she can’t help but poke him even in her sleep.

    It’s a good month. A really good month. 

    And then there’s a refugee crisis in Azerbaijan.

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    Parker and Eliot get it right this time.

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    Just a place to throw my Leverage fanart - all of it is sfw, but there is some violence/blood because Eliot's there :)

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    Eliot knows that he's going to die before them, well before. He even knows he's going to hell. But when he actually dies, he's still not ready for it. Neither are Parker or Hardison; they're going to do everything in their power to avenge him. Even if they have to face down the Devil himself. Because Lucifer Morningstar is most definitely alive and well in Los Angeles.

    Now with super special bonus chapter of the medical examiner freaking out when a corpse from her table makes her dinner!

    Also a bonus scene of Eliot digging himself out of his grave. Cause this story wasn't already traumatic enough as it was. But what the plot bunnies want, the plot bunnies get.

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    Parker’s got her hands full so Eliot helps lighten the load.

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    After The Rundown Job, Eliot, Parker and Hardison walk away. Here's where they end up.

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    A fic largely inspired by the fabulous Parachute by thingswithwings.

    Mostly fluff of scenes between episodes in seasons 3-5 with some references to things that happened on the show.

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    Alec’s tastes in people were weird.

    Of that much, Breanna was absolutely certain.

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    A collection of short fic for the 2022 whumptober challenge.

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    Collection of art for Whumptober 2022 - mostly Eliot whump

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    Sometimes you have to leave home to find it.

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    Parker has thoughts about Eliot's new girl.

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    There's something happening here. What it is, ain't exactly clear.

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    A client outs Hardison

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    Eliot makes Saturday nights real nice.

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    He misses the van.

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    For years, the only contact Jacob and Eliot have had was their exchange of birthday presents. That is, until Jacob notices that Eliot's most recent mailing address isn't that far away.

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    In which Hardison has the best idea, Eliot does some chocolate art, and Parker gets the best gift ever.

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    The words they use to describe the way they work.

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    17
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    1
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