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    When he is given the chance to work as an apprentice for an eccentric potioneer during the summer between his fifth and sixth year, Severus grabs at the opportunity.

    With his mother cheering him on, he is dropped in a world he never imagined existed. Surrounded by people eager to know him, new friends who never leave him alone, and a hazel-eyed boy who is constantly flirting.

    Severus begins to believe that maybe, just maybe, not everyone is out to get him.

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    This is an AU within an AU. It takes place in an AU of the "What is a Soulmate?" Universe. Meaning that yes, some familiar faces will be making a return.

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    Hogwarts, year 1943.
    Draco Malfoy believes he is different from the others, immune to Tom Riddle's charisma and charm, but this belief will not last long. On the other hand, few people really know anything about Tom Riddle and no one has ever been able to go beyond his perfect appearance.
    Draco hates him but at the same time he wants to be like him. He certainly can't imagine what Tom is destined to become.
    "'Insomnia? Or maybe he was up to something. Yes, that was the most plausible thing. Draco held his breath and walked in, aware that they were going to argue (or rather, he would argue alone and Tom would ignore him with dignity and class, as usual).
    "Where are we going to end up if even the Prefect doesn't respect school rules?" he exclaimed, watching him with folded arms.
    Tom looked up slowly.
    "Malfoy, I thought I made myself clear. What are you doing out of your bed at this hour?"
    "What about you, then? Are you sitting here looking pretty in front of the fire?" he asked again."

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    Five souls destined to meet at a crossroads.

     

     

    (Or, fate gets drunk and fucks shit up.)

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    In order to prove their worth, the Higher Beings have sent three soon-to-be deities on a mission: Go down to Earth and fulfil a series of trials. It’s not as easy as it seems.

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    As he stands in the wreckage of his best friend's house, holding tight to baby Harry, Sirius Black has to decide whether to take the boy and run, or do what he's always done in the face of animosity, fight.

    And for what very well might have been the first time in his life, Sirius Black made the decision not to fight.

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    Harry é o último dos Potter, era o que diziam todos, era o que todos sabiam. Seu pai, mãe e irmã mortos na noite do ataque de Lorde Voldemort o deixaram como o último de sua antiga linhagem.
    Entretanto, não era a verdade.
    Dumbledore, pensando em seu Bem Maior, enviou Harry, recém aclamado como o Menino-Que-Sobreviveu e creditado pela destruição de Lorde Voldemort, é enviado para seus parentes trouxas no interior de Surrey. Sua irmã mais velha, Manon, é dada a primos distantes da família Potter nos Estados Unidos.
    Quando o retorno de Lorde Voldemort é anunciado no final de seu quarto ano, Manon sabe que tem que retornar à Inglaterra para proteger seu irmão mais novo, mesmo que ele nunca tenha se incomodado em responder suas cartas ao longo dos anos.

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    Instead of being reincarnated into Oscar Ozpin was given a choice. When he chooses to go to Earth instead of back to Remnant he is given a peaceful life. Harrison Potter is the brother to the BWL. When his father disowns him and leaves him in Gringotts he doesn't know what he will do. Until a young curse breaker offers him a home.

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    Steve Adams is a former gym teacher and principal from the American Midwest. He might only be a Muggle, but a hostile school environment is something that is not acceptable. When his daughter informs him of a certain cruel professor during her first year at Hogwarts, Steve decides to act. As he learns more about the wizarding world, the story of one boy stands out: Harry James Potter. A responsible adult at Hogwarts. Crack fic taken seriously.

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    Soulmates are extremely rare. Two twin souls screaming to meet their other half, even if they both have to wait fifty years. Every child has the mark of a soulmate with their initials embedded on the flesh.

    Hazel Lilian Potter and Leanne Gormlaith Riddle are soulmates in every way One is a Dark Lady, while another is a witch.

    Once the two soulmates meet, the other will remain immortal at a certain age.

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    Wir befinden uns in einem AU, wo es keine Horkruxe gibt. Harry ist volljährig und in seinem Abschlussjahr und wird nebenbei intensiv auf den Krieg gegen Voldemort vorbereitet. Alle scheinen Verständnis dafür zu haben unter welchem Druck er steht, außer einem.
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    „Du kannst nicht ernsthaft erwarten, dass ich hier bleibe und dein Betthäschen spielen werde!“ schrie er Snape an.
    „Dir wird nichts anderes übrig bleiben. Der große Harry Potter wird ab heute wohl leider verschwunden sein. Hier wird dich keiner finden.“
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    Eine Geschichte über Stress, zu viel Verantwortung, Lernen und Trainieren, sowie jeder Menge Sex bis es zum Showdown mit Voldemort kommt.

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    Draco's life was still a mess even after three years of Hogwarts battle, he was lonely after the death of his mother, tired and depressed, with the confusing Visions and the loss of his left eye. It made him realize that his life was more complicated than it used to be— but after a rough breakthrough of the Neo-Death Eaters to the manor, he might be given the chance he always wished for.

    (AKA, Draco malfoy gets thrust back seven years in time.)

    Previous Work Title, Turning Tables.

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    Things have been getting better at Hogwarts. His former professors are finally stepping up and doing their jobs properly.

    With this progress signalling better days, Severus still wishes for something he thinks he has no right to.

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    Albus Dumbledore went to see his old highschool crush but instead the moment took a quick turn, revealing the truth about Voldemort's tragic past.

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    What if James had kept his cloak instead of lending it to Dumbledore?

    What if James had only been mildly injured?

    What if Sirius hadn't been sent to Azkaban?

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    Harry Potter is an abused 10-year-old whose adopted parents hate his guts. They hate every freaky thing he has ever done; but most of all they hate the name 'Draco Lucius Malfoy.' That is permanently on Harry's left wrist. One day a half giant shows up and tells Harry the truth and gives him help by taking him to St. Mungo's where he meets Bellatrix and Kieran Reid who quickly make sure that no harm can ever come to the boy again.

    Meanwhile Dumbledore will stop at nothing to destroy the Wizarding World's happiness and get rid of the soulmate marks.

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    Albus is forced to acknowledge how he was such a bastard during the marauder's school years.

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    Draco Malfoy, the spoiled rotten only child of Lucius and Narcissa, has gotten everything he has ever wanted up until this point. Attending Hogwarts is no different - Draco fully expects to be the star of the show, though his hopes are quickly dashed when the Boy Who Lived makes his own arrival. More oblivious and imperceptive than a bag of rocks, Harry Potter still seemed to have garnered the affections of almost every faculty member faster than Draco could blink.

    Still, he could make this work. He would be the best, no matter how much work it would take.

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    Albus Dumbledore is ruthless. When it coms to the war, he is willing to sacrifice children to win.

    James and Lily are pissed about his decisions but Albus waves them off. They are awake and Harry is with them, no harm done.

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    "The funny thing about when you die is that you think it all ends. Speaking as a convinced atheist, I always thought that there was no afterlife, a second chance, a transcendental life where you can right all the wrongs committed and live happily ever after. I just thought that when a person dies, he just does that: he dies. No ghosts to be able to say goodbye to your loved ones, no retracing of your life, nothing at all."

    Ian open her eyes in a world where Harry Potter also lives. What could possibly go wrong when you try to put an adult in a child's body and you let her befriend the future Master of Death?
    The answer is caos.

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    Harry Potter is not a Potter. During the summer after his fourth year the magic placed on him by his mother begins to fade. Instead of having killing curse eyes he has ocean blue colored eyes. Two prophecies hunt after as he runs. One fake one real. Which is the true prophecy?

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    23/?
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