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    Albus hated leaving Hogwarts so vulnerable. The fact that the school would inevitably fall into the hands of the Death Eaters tormented him. But there was no other way, he wouldn't be around anymore and there was nobody whose abilities even remotely matched his, nobody who could succeed in keeping Voldemort away in the long term, nobody except...

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    Albus Dumbledore is well aware that he's running out of time and has an uhm excellent idea (well I think you can already guess)

     

    (the same fanfiction is also available in German under the same name)

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    Albus hasste es Hogwarts so schutzlos zurücklassen zu müssen. Die Tatsache, dass die Schule unweigerlich in die Hände der Todesser fallen würde, quälte ihn. Aber er sah keine andere Lösung, er würde nicht mehr da sein und es gab niemanden, der an seine Fähigkeiten auch nur annähernd herankam, niemandem dem es gelingen könnte Voldemort langfristig fernzuhalten, niemanden bis auf…

    Um es kurz zu machen:

    Albus Dumbledore ist bewusst, dass er nicht mehr lange leben wird und hat eine äh ausgezeichnte Idee (naja ihr könnt es euch denken)

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    London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down... London bridge is falling down, my fair lady.

    Harry never knew he'd had a life before all this. Until he did.

    Or: Harry is Ciel reincarnated. He's not the only one who's come back

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    Hope finds a small boy in the middle of the road on a cold rainy night, and if Harry is very lucky, he might just be allowed to keep it.

    (Harry Potter gets adopted) (Sirius Black is going to have some competition, and he might even learn to like it) (Muggle adopts Harry)

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    At the age of 130, Harry Potter dies long after his friends and family have. After the war, he deams his life meaningless yet lives on to satisfy the expectations of others. Upon his death, the entity of death itself offers their master a choice of whether to live or not.

    Harry Potter reincarnates several times to feed his greed that was squashed and thrown away by the manipulations of Dumbledore. As Fate's favorite and Death's master, Harry unknowingly fixes different versions of the wizarding world in every kind of way.

    In his thirteenth life, he is Harry Potter once again and the wizarding world changes from the awakening of a reincarnated master of death. Unfortunately, said master of death has grown to be a sociopath that is hellbent on making Dumbledore suffer... And maybe forgot about the dark lord who takes offense to this.

    The entire world must brace itself.


    "Would I get to live for myself? Will I be able to be who I am?" Harry asked.

    Death simply chuckled, guiding Harry towards the train. The experience was similar to when Harry had first entered Kings Cross in his first year.

    "That is ultimately up to you, young master."

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    When he used a ritual found in a book hidden in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry never expected that he would be making a deal with devils. Or that this deal would reveal more about his life and how it had been tampered with than he ever could’ve imagined. Rated M to be safe.

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    Czy kiedykolwiek zastanawialiście się, co tak naprawdę dzieje się na spotkaniach Śmierciożerców?

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    Tom Riddle was told the Hallows were a myth, that the Master of Death was some figment of the imagination even with magic and muggle myths being real. And then, on Halloween night of his second year, a girl appears out of darkness in the Great Hall. Her name?
    Evelynn Peverell.
    Evelynn, meanwhile, is just hoping to have a life for once after being turned on and hunted down. She should've known she can't go anywhere without catching Tom Riddle's attention, though. Or, unfortunately, Albus Dumbledore's.

    Don't own anything, all rights go to JKR!

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    On Samhain, when the Dark Lord attacked the Potters, Lily and James happened to be babysitting their godson Henry Black-Prince. Somehow the small boy survived that night. When the Order of the Phoenix members arrived, it was the quick thinking of Alistair Moody and Arthur Weasley that had Harry back home with his papa while daddy oversaw the search of Peter Pettigrew. Harry never went to go live with Petunia and Vernon. He grew up with his birth parents and his Uncle Moony.
    When we meet Harry, he is happy with his two overprotective fathers, raised to be a confident but intellectual young man. See how different the Triwizard Tournament is when a strong, Harry is forced to compete.

    *This story is very pro-gay and trans rights. I do not own the world, characters. Writing is my hobby.*

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    itachi uchiha dying felt only peace.
    he felt that his death would at least to some extent alleviate his younger brother's hatred of the world. he hoped that his ototo would realize how much he loves Jinchūriki's blonde hair and give him a chance, because no one will tell itachi that his younger brother does not reciprocate the feelings of a blue-eyed blonde. So guess what a surprise it was for Itachi to open his eyes again and his brain was flooded with memories. memories of a green-eyed boy living in a cupboard under the stairs and beaten, a boy in whom the consciousness of itachi was embedded, destroying the boy's consciousness in the process

     

    the magical world is not ready for the chosen one to behave not like the child he was supposed to be, but the soldier distrustful and unwilling to fulfill the expectations that everyone throws at him from the first day in the magical world. and what itachi on it ..... he got a second chance to live at the expense of the existence of a child named harry potter promised himself that he would protect this body at all costs and if along the way he gained family, friends and politically powerful allies then well...... will not complain

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    After careful contemplation and the opinion of my readers, I have decided to start this separate book with just the story including Silvia.

    Silvia Potter (OC) x Fred Weasley x George Weasley
    Ginny Weasley x Harry Potter
    Ron Weasley x Hermione Granger

    Bewarned that Silvia is kindaaaa Mary Sue? I realized it when I was re-reading my story but by then I already had a full plot in my head with Silvia as she is :')

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    Dumbledore was adamant that no one but Voldemort should kill Harry Potter. What if there was a secret to it?

    'Either must die at the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives.'

    The first part meant that only Harry or Voldemort could destroy the Horcruxes, and no one else could. Gryffindor's sword worked not only because of the basilisk venom but also because it was imbued with Harry's blood. Similarly, Harry was immune to all killing curses, like Voldemort. The Horcrux inside Harry would have kept him immortal. Their immortality was destroyed by themselves.

    The second part of the above demonstrated the balance needed.

    (I know I said underage, but he time-travels)

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    The people of Hogwarts are teleported to a theater to watch the life of Hadrian Charlus Riddle and "The Boy Who Lived" Albus Hunter Severus-Fleamont Potter.

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    Mei's project explodes (surprise ik), teleporting her into the great hall during the start of the year feast.

    After making her a grand entrance what will the future owner of Hatsume Industries have in store for the wizarding world?

    Both worlds can sense it, a storm of chaos is brewing on the horizon.

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    Hagrid can't give Harry to the Dursleys. He just can't. He knew what Petunia was like and he couldn't hand Harry over to her. So he decides to raise Harry instead, with the help of Severus Snape who he has been looking after since the younger man had started at Hogwarts, I mean, no one else would. Of course, things aren't always easy when raising a toddler in Hogwarts. Especially when he won't stop calling Severus 'mum' no matter what the man does, and when the Headmaster won't stop trying to send the boy to Petunia. But, Harry brings a unity to the school that hasn't been seen in decades and maybe, just maybe, when the Dark Lord rises again, they might just be able to stop him.
    I don't own Harry Potter.
    Rest in peace Robbie Coltrane and Alan Rickman!

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    Regulus black writes a letter that saves his life and bring him and his brother back together:

    Regulus black went into the cave of inferni not expecting to come out. however a letter sent to his love saved him and his life was changed forever.
    Peter Pettigrew was isolated as the horcruxes were destroyed.

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    The sorting hat is placed on your head. It says nothing. After what seemed like an eternity, the hat says, "Impossible. You shouldn't exist."

     

    "Yeah, I know I shouldn't exist. We've covered this. Just sort me and we can move on." I sighed.

    "I'm confused. I was told... something different. But you, you just shouldn't exist here at all. How are you here?" It asked.
    "I don't know," I whined.

    "I'm not saying you don't belong at Hogwarts. You just don't belong in this world. At all. How are you here? How are you alive?" It went on with its confusion.

    "I don't know how I got here. I don't know why I'm here. I just want to eat and go to bed." I closed my eyes, trying to block out the stares from the students.

    "Are you dead?" The hat asked.

    "For all I know, maybe. Maybe I am dead. Maybe I went to an alternate universe. It's all just maybe's at this point." I shrugged. "Just fucking sort me."

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    Like the castle, the Forbidden Forest is part one of the wonders of Hogwarts, being the habitat of unicorns, hippogriffs, acromantulas (they shouldn't be there, but that doesn’t matter), centaurs, thestals, wolves, fairies, and much more. It is a place that has been visited by many students and teachers for various reasons. Surrounding the limits of Hogwarts this forest holds many secrets, some can kill you and some can save you.
    What if? It's a question all people ask when they regret a choice, in this case, the question is... What if Severus had support, would he have fallen into Voldemort’s arms?
    Maybe, to know the answers first you have to read.

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    With the imprisonment of Sirius Black and then the subsequent death of his girlfriend, Ophelia Travers, their young son, Corvus Regulus Black, is sent off to live with his godfather.

    Except Sirius hadn’t done the reasonable thing and appointed one of his friends, Corvus’ godfather, he hadn’t even done the slightly reasonable thing and picked an acquaintance or one of Ophelia’s friends. No, he had given the position to his arch nemesis and the boy he had spent his school years tormenting, Severus Snape.

    Now Corvus is eleven and heading to Hogwarts. The subsequent journey entails unlikely friendships, a magical obstacle course that starts with passing a three-headed dog, fashion accessories that aren’t supposed to be more than an urban legend, and the sort of rule-breaking that leaves all the professors in desperate need of a holiday.

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    The end of the war brings many revelations to the wizarding world, among them, the fact that Albus Dumbledore has a daughter.

    Mysterious and charming, the girl captivates everyone, including the recluse Severus Snape, but this sympathy changes when they realize how rude the girl is to her own father.

    Snape does not measure strength to understand what causes the young woman's repulsion for the director and perhaps, this secret, ends up uniting two souls deeply wounded by past evils.

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