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    During the battle at The DoM Hermione is captured and brought to Voldemort. When he uses Legitimacy papers to find her parents what he learns angers him. Hermione is not Muggle-born, she is his. Having no idea he had a child, Voldemort changes gears when it comes to the war hoping to gain Hermione's trust while doing so.

    Severus has feelings for Hermione that are, in his eyes, inappropriate to feel for a student. It doesn't help when Voldemort wants him to bond with Hermione to protect her when she returns to Hogwarts to play interference with Albus.

    Harry is conflicted when he learns of Hermione's true identity.

    Dumbledore isn't the man Hermione thought he is to be.

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    The war was lost when Harry Potter fell.
    Now after over a year of torture at the hands of Death Eaters Hermione Granger has a chance to save the world.
    By rewriting the last 18 years.

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    It makes sense that when Harry has no idea what career path he should follow, that he would ask advice from the person whose job it was to advise him of his possible career options in the first place. Professor McGonagall is willing to help if Harry only tells her the truth.

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    Harry has a creature inheritance and has mates but thanks to Dumbledore being a dick he knew nothing about it or his Uncles who were supposed to get Harry if anything happened to his parents. Dudley and Petunia are actually decent people and try to help Harry get to them and when they finally get to his uncles he finds out that not only has Dumbledore kept him away from his mates, but Dumbledore has also lied about his parents and the situation around them. So With the help of his mates, his family and a revived so-called 'dark lord' Can Harry put Dumbledore into his place?

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    A babysitter's movie choice, a wish, and Dumbledore's plans get thrown into disarray.

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    Hermione Granger finds out some new information about her life. Soon, she has a new family, new friends and new enemies. The manipulations have to stop and new alliances must be formed. DRAMIONE FIC

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    At the age of sixteen, Sirius Black orchestrated a thoughtless and dangerous prank. What if James had not been fast enough, and that prank had proven deadly to Severus Snape? When the first wizarding war comes, and Sirius acquires information on the secret of the Dark Lord's invulnerability, the estranged Marauders must work together to defeat him, mending their friendships along the way. Or in the case of the wreckage of Remus and Sirius' relationship, could it be more than friendship that emerges?

    [Title derived from the lyrics of "Heart With No Companion" by the late, great Leonard Cohen]

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    Background Characters from the Star-crossed Universe discover their place on the sexuality/gender spectrum or as one calls it- the Pendulum. Will be told in looong one-shot revolving around a single character or a pair of characters

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    11/?
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    (Sorry, crappy title, hate titles) Harry doesn't save Ginny in the Chamber of Secrets. While mourning her death, and dealing with his shitshow relatives, he finds someone he can confide in. Tom seems nice enough, and best of all doesn't want anything from Harry. He's there to help when he can. Friends grow up, and the prospect of becoming more is on the horizon. But there's a reason Tom is so mysterious, and everything he's told Harry is a lie. But what does that mean for their friendship?

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    After Crouch's attempt to Portkey-ify the Triwizard Cup goes awry, Harry Potter winds up on the floor of Gringotts Bank, where he learns some....startling things about his parentage, and comes into a surprising inheritance.

    Look out, world--Hadrian Winston Churchill, the lost son of Britain's legendary Prime Minister, has finally returned, and he's not happy!

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    Harry kills Voldemort and it seems anticlimatic, Dumbledore is a heartless manipulative asshole, and Severus Snape will NOT have relations with an underage student.... Until he does. This is a story of betrayal, lust, hatred, lust, meddling founders, shower wanking, rimming, lust, dream-walking, and a bunch of angry assholes who don't ship Snarry.

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    A chance to change the past, who wouldn't take the opportunity given the choice? All he had to deal with was a unfortunately devilishly handsome teenage Tom Riddle and his inner circle of baby death eaters. What could possibly go wrong? Especially with Death looming over his shoulder at every turn quite literally mind you. Who was he kidding? This was going to be a complete disaster!

    REWORKING FANFIC/HIATUS

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    Harry comes into his inheritance and finds out that not only is he a creature, he has two mates! What else for The Boy Who Lived and his crazy life? Not to mention the fact that both his mates hate him... SS/HP/LM

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    When two abused souls cry out for each other, not even Time can keep them a part. But time travel is tricky and one can not stay in the past forever without suffering terribly.

    Abused by his relatives, a young Harry Potter finds a way to escape for brief moments. He finds himself far away from the people that are supposed to protect him and spending time with another with an equally painful past. But eventually he is always forced to return to his relatives on Privet Drive.

    Abused by other children and neglected by adults Tom Riddle has grown cold and is disgusted by the vast majority of people. That is until one day he comes across a softly crying child with beautiful deep green eyes. He is amazed by how this boy appears and disappears from his life and finds himself growing protective of him.

    But Time is fickle and one can not stay in the past for very long. Death will come for one or both of them in time.

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    Harry Potter, Master of Death and eldritch being to his own, is summoned to a parallel universe to defeat Voldemort for the Order of the Phoenix. They didn't anticipate his position as Death's boss, his grudge that has lasted eons, or his fondness for a certain Dark Lord. This vanquisher isn't about to be lead about by Dumbledore like he had before.

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    A sixteen year old girl comes into a powerful creature inheritance. Hogwarts and the Wizarding World in general will never be the same, but she just wants to be left alone with her three mates and her friends.

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    The infernal Dark Lord is no longer seething in the shadows and the Dark side is winning. The Order is trying to get a kid to fight for them but Harry Potter, the dashing boy-hero, can't seem to keep his hands off the man he is supposed to vanquish. Sirius Black—fresh out of prison—would just like to catch a bloody break. He certainly didn't break out of Azkaban to see his young godson snog the malevolent overlord, but maybe getting into Malfoy's pants will balance it out.

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    Marriage law fic!

    When the Ministry of Magic enacts a ludicrous law against Muggle-borns as a political maneuver, Remus realizes to his chagrin that he might be Hermione Granger's best hope.

    Following a union of convenience, despite the best of intentions and against their better judgement, both witch and wizard find themselves slowly orbiting closer to each other as the war intensifies around them.

    Starts post OoTP and before HBP. Very slow start.

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    When Luna is approached by ancient magicks for help with a particularly pesky problem, she sets in motion a prophecy involving a Werewolf, an irate Goddess and four marauders that will turn the Wizarding World on its head.

    Otherwise known as: How Luna tore apart the fabric of reality so that her friends could get decently laid, and accidentally saved the world in the process.

    "Time Travel. Could there have been anything worse? After the past thirty years of war? It was finally over, but no. Not for Hermione Granger! Hermione Granger has to deal with space-time anomalies and causal loop theory and the consequences of others’ actions."

    Time-Turner, EWE/AU, Wolf!Mate fic with all that follows in its wake.

    Previously named The Prophecy That Should Have Been.

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    Harry finds out that he’s been lied to his whole life by Dumbledore but thanks to a correctly brewed heritage potion he finally learns the truth.

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    13/?
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