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    Shane is a freshman when he moves to the US from Australia. Roy is a senior. And an obnoxious tease, who Shane can't get out of his head...

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    20
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    Katya's hair is falling in front of her eyes, and she can't see a thing. The girl in front of her is tall, towers over her and is staring down at the floor in horror.

    "Is that yours? I'm-oh gosh-I'm so sorry!"

    Her skateboard is broken clean in half, both halves lying at her feet. Absurdly, Katya doesn't even notice. The girl is wearing pink socks with purple cats on them, and the words "I'm a cool cat!" embellished on them in sparkly cursive. Behind her, Adore cusses.

    "Man, that's gonna take for-fucking-ever to fix."

    (Trixya + Other RPDR Ships, University AU- Katya is one of the stoner-skateboarder group and Trixie is a clumsy theatre nerd who just so happens to be extraordinarily good at running into people for the sake of the plot)

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    English
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    3,166
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    475
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    Danny just wants to be normal. That's it. But life seems to have other plans for him.

    He's dragged through the mud because of his sexuality which he painfully wants to rub off.

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    Chapters:
    118/?
    Comments:
    361
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    7606
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    Alaska is a big sister to two toddlers, seems easy, normal. Until she becomes their full time caretaker on her own. Her father used to be real with her when her mother passed, that is until he remarried, dropped two kids on Alaska and ran away with his tiny little Beverly Hills wife. Being a full time sister she does college online and occasionally has class lectures that’s where her best friend, Willam, comes and helps her out. One day when Alaska takes her brothers to a little lake in Erie, that they call Beach Godzilla because one time someone built a huge Godzilla like creature there in that sand, her life gets flips upside down by a beautiful Russian woman who made her little brother cry.

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    English
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    1,188
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    115
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    The world is divided into the zodiac signs, with strict plans and regulations on what each sign should do and how they should act. Adore Delano is the youngest ambassador for any zodiac sign to date, but is the world ready for her revolutionary ideas?

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    English
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    38,798
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2613
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    Ru always kept his Cabaret as elegant as possible. Nice furniture, the smell of incense and a bit of alcohol reminded her more of home than her actual home did. And, she wasn’t disappointed. Barstools were neatly pushed in where they weren’t being used. High dining tables scattered the house, with equally high chairs, padded with nice, velvet cushions. Even the stage had a fresh coat of black paint on it, and the curtains had been replaced in the last ten years, she noticed. This was once home to her, she wondered, briefly, why she left.
    “… Trixie?”

    Oh.

    Trixie felt her stomach drop to the floor. She faced the bar and the voice that came from behind it.

    “Katya. Hey.”

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    150
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    208
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3794
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    She's good, Trixie is. She brushes her teeth, wears deodorant, never pushes past people in queues, does what she's supposed to, politely addresses dickheads at the customer-call-centre.

    She did what most people do in university, and she fucked up a little, but what else could you expect?

    Potentially, a year in prison.

    She's screwed.

    Nice girl politics don't work well here.

    (Inspired by Orange is the New Black & prison dramas similar)

    Language:
    English
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    3,470
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    227
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    Hello Dear Girl,

    You my friend are invited to attended Rupaul's School Of Art! There are many reasons at which we have chosen to select you for our program. Your talents may be of the following

    -Drag
    -Hair and makeup
    -Costume and design
    -Dancing
    -Coreographer
    -Photograpy and Film
    -Singing
    -Musical talents
    -Musical Theater

    You have showcased this talent for us and we would love to see more. If you decide to join us there is a wonderful list of classes and activities to keep you busy. Your housing will be on campus and easily accessible. Only classs that further your skills will need to be taken. There will be periods of time for you to leave campus. And much for to come this schooo year. We hope to see you here.

    With Love,
    Your Principal,
    Rupaul.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    420
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    Twenty-one year old Fine Arts Student Alaska wakes up early one morning to find she's growing horns! That same morning, Katya wakes up to an ache in her back. By the end of the day, she's sprouted wings! Neither knows what is going on, or why they are drawn to each other. Their only guides are Sasha Velour, a premed-turned-art student, and her straight-talking dancer girlfriend, Shea.

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    English
    Words:
    26,403
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Courtney and Bianca have instant chemistry when they meet on the set of their new job - a TV show set in the Golden Age of Hollywood. Only one problem: Bianca is married.
    FYI: Even though this is a slow burn story, there will be smut throughout, which will be tagged in the individual chapter notes.

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    English
    Words:
    28,088
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    862
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    Before them, the tall wooden gates. The sign reads, Camp Meadowlark. Her new home for the next eight weeks.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    274
    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    5101
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    Willam finds it hard to see Courtney with someone else. Alaska comforts her.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    94
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    Cracker drops out of university to follow her dreams. Looking for some easy cash, she gets hired as a bodyguard for New York grunge legend Sharon Needles' model daughter, Aquaria.

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    English
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    10,522
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1523
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    She didn’t even know why she had taken this job; or why any of them did. They weren’t exactly in love with the idea of staying in decrepit old cabins, spending their long-awaited summer in the middle of the woods trying to repair the place, and then having to take care of a bunch of snotty kids. As Trixie glazed over the car, she didn’t exactly see anyone that fit the camp counselor archetype of a pudgy, smiling girl with acne that sang camp songs in a nasally voice. All she saw were a bunch of high school grads looking for a quick buck, and maybe a secluded spot to have sex.

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    English
    Words:
    30,157
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2164
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    inspired by wicked. sharon is always the bad one next to hilarious and well loved katya. for the first time, sharon does something that makes her feel as wicked as they say she is.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    85
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    alaska, a brand new weather girl, is a small fish in a big pond of tv news. sharon is the host.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    83
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    Aaron got on the show. Justin didn't.

    A recounting of Sharon Needles' time during Season 4, focusing mainly on the before and afters of every episode (what we don't see), with some background to Sharon and Alaska's relationship through flashbacks.

    I'm not planning on smut content, but that might change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,397
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    588
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    Katya tries to find a second chance in life, and ends up finding much more.

    Or: Two girls find common ground in the stars far above. And in their hatred for new-age country.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,596
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    383
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    A neo-noir outlaw AU set in the “Grand Theft Auto” universe, in which Trixie and Katya are a couple of retired cross-dressing criminals. Can they reignite that old flame and land themselves One More Big Score? Buckle up for some super-charged, over-the-top, pulpy nonsense, from my id to your eyeballs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,824
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1320
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    “I'm Katya. I'm a professor of entomology at the University of Massachusetts.” Her delivery was so straight-faced, that Trixie wondered for a moment if it was true. “I'm something of a hometown hero – all the bugs in Boston are named after me.”

    There was a beat or two of silence, and then Katya unleashed a shrieking laugh that Trixie would not have previously attributed to her. Trixie clapped both hands to her mouth, laughing more out of shock than anything else.
    -

    The best way for Trixie to heal is to get back on the horse. Ideally if the horse is an attractive, elusive goth-nerd, but not so ideally if that elusiveness toys with her Useless Lesbian heart. But either way, Party.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,669
    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    3538

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