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    Stiles didn't want the bite. He didn't ask for it. But then again, he also didn't ask for his best friend to be a werewolf, his best friend's girlfriend to be a werewolf hunter (in training), or his dad to have an unfortunate cholesterol count. But hey. He's nothing if not a master at dealing. And he's gonna need it because there's also kanimas, more werewolf hunters, evil Druids, Gerard Argent, other (less-friendly) werewolves, and also a history test. Awesome.

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    "Stiles Stilinski didn’t sing. He didn’t do music at all. He never hummed a tune that was stuck in his head (which happened often, you know), or drummed a quick beat on the table. No matter how much his fingers itched for the feel of rough guitar strings, or the smooth keys of a piano, he never indulged. Over time, the memories had faded, and Stiles Stilinski forgot he ever even used to sing.

    That is, until he was reminded."

    or

    The pack gets attacked by a witch, Stiles and Derek are in love (but don't know it yet) and there's singing!

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    A wolf howled, long and mournful. Stiles looked around, his breath coming in visible puffs on the frosty air as he searched for fur and fangs and sad eyes, but he saw only the swaying green limbs of evergreen trees in the wind. Snow started to fall and he looked up at the white sky, blinking, before he fell backwards to land softly on a familiar bed. He blinked again and the soft white of the sky solidified into his bedroom ceiling with its neon green glow in the dark stars. He watched as a nebula formed in the space between his outstretched hand and the plastic stars, mesmerized as it roiled and burned in fast forward to birth a star, a real one, right into his bedroom. The star burned white hot against his skin, so bright and painful that his nerves couldn’t compute. He twisted away desperately, crying out. A dark skinned man in the corner watched calmly as he writhed and said, “We begin in the dark, and birth is the death of us.” Stiles screamed as the fire sunk into his skin, his soul, and fell once more into the darkness.

    //

    Stiles ends up in 2004, before the Hale fire, and learns a lot about himself, life, and what it means to hold onto what you love and not let go.

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    Takes place starting in early season 3, where a werewolf Stiles and Erica were taken by the Alpha pack and Scott being Scott, told the sheriff everything about the supernatural world. But unfortunately for the father of Stiles Stilinski, in the midst of this, he gets a familiar visitor in the dead of night. His niece from England, 19-year old Morgan Lamontagne, shows up after deciding to take a visit to family in Beacon Hills, something his sister had neglected to tell him in their monthly phone call. Because of his lack of space, he has no choice but to ask his son's alpha Derek to house his niece through her trip to Beacon Hills, which he does. Though he was hesitant about another Stilinski, he quickly realized that nothing is as it seems in the world of the supernatural, and this Stilinski comes with her own set of ghosts and secrets.

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    Stiles is out in the woods like the dumbass he said is and gets attacked by a random alpha

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    What if the God of Souls gets called into Beacon Hills to help with the monster of the week? Come along to see how he finds his fated mates in Derek and Stiles and how they come together to overcome their traumas. ~This is set after Stiles gets possessed, so he is still recovering from it. He's in a REALLY bad shape in the beginning but his boys help him through it.

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    Someone is playing tricks on the Pack.

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    So... Stiles has been neglected by the Pack a little, well, a lot.

    So, with good intentions, he tried helping- But in the end, he ended up killing Deucalion, making Scott mad- And since he was the Alpha, he kicked Stiles out.

    Well, Derek was gone, the only person he cared about after the Nogitsune and all that- The only one who tried to help him, and because he's not on Beacon Hills, he'll also leave.

    X-x-X

    Once again, the tags represent what this fic will have if i plan on continuing it.

    Also, Inspired by Get you to The Moon.

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    Even years later Stiles couldn't quite tell whether the Nogitsune had been a blessing or a curse.

    On one hand, it had pretty much destroyed his life as he knew it but then again, he had gained so much from it as well. A family who loved him and had missed him for so long. Where he felt he had nothing before, now he had siblings to help him when he needed it, a family that was there for him always and forever.

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    Peter Hale and Chris Agent are mates, Derek is their son. But Talia took Derek away from them and she also took there memories of him, and each other too. But when Peter becomes alpha he gets his memory back and is ready to find his mate and his lost pup.

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    "You trained me too well, and I listened, like you always said, 'Don't only trust your magic, always have a backup  plan."

    He then gives a two-finger salute, the sign he has trained with his pack, and before she can react, two shots are heard in the clearing. Blue blood starts spilling out of her mouth before she coughs and falls to her knees. Her eyes are wide and focused on Stiles.

    Stiles sits on his haunches in front of her, so he's on eye level with her. "It's pretty stupid that people keep underestimating me. You should've known better-" Lydia screams in the distance, and Stiles knows it's time.

    ***

    After the warehouse disaster, Stiles finds himself surrounded by a couple of people he hadn't expected. Like at all. See how Stiles becomes more badass, starts his own pack, and finds love in unexpected places.

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    Harry despites the Wizarding world, as the dead aren't even burried yet, before they start pointing fingers and calling names. No way was he staying here, not when he didn't have anything left anyway. He wanted freedom and not have to look over his shoulder everytime he felt someone standing there.
    So, he made his way to America, where he started a while new life (kind of annoyed he's been pushed to do so by Death, as not doing this would mean the end of the world - typical)

    This used to be a from my monthly crossovers that got out of hand, so enjoy!

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    Deaton says something hurtful to Derek. He stresses over it. Stiles helps.

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    When Tim arrives in Beacon Hills, Lydia can tell that he's different.

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    If you would have told Stiles three months ago that he would be spending his summer vacation with resident Alpha Derek Hale searching for his wayward betas, he would have thought you were crazy. Yet apparently this was now his life, full of werewolves and psychotic hunters.

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    When Stiles Stilinski starts his new job at the Beacon Hills Supernatural Rehabilitation Center, he didn't expect to get attached to a traumatized, non-verbal werewolf going by the name 'Number Two' in the center's long-term residency unit.
    With the werewolf in question facing the threat of a neutralization order, Stiles finds himself doing everything he can to help his new friend... even when other people seem less than thrilled with his efforts.
    Will Stiles be able to save the werewolf? Or will old enemies come to ruin what's building between the two of them?

    Please mind the tags before reading!

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    Shadow gets to meet some of the family...and one unhelpful Druid

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    In which Chris will do anything for his daughter and somehow collects his unknown son along the way.

    Also in which Stiles frightens people and makes his unknowing parents proud.

     

    Old Summary: *In which Chris will always protect his daughter.

    As always if i missed a tag let me know so i can add it.

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    When Derek is in danger of dying from blood loss, Stiles asks the Nemeton for help. Their peace doesn't last long. The Nemeton asks for a favour in return.

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