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    In which Chris will do anything for his daughter and somehow collects his unknown son along the way.

    Also in which Stiles frightens people and makes his unknowing parents proud.

     

    Old Summary: *In which Chris will always protect his daughter.

    As always if i missed a tag let me know so i can add it.

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    Harry despites the Wizarding world, as the dead aren't even burried yet, before they start pointing fingers and calling names. No way was he staying here, not when he didn't have anything left anyway. He wanted freedom and not have to look over his shoulder everytime he felt someone standing there.
    So, he made his way to America, where he started a while new life (kind of annoyed he's been pushed to do so by Death, as not doing this would mean the end of the world - typical)

    This used to be a from my monthly crossovers that got out of hand, so enjoy!

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    When Stiles had hoped for a single person to blame for everything that was happening in Beacon Hills, he hadn't meant this. But it all made sense and suddenly there was a way to fix it- at the cost of uncovering exactly what Deaton had done throughout the years.

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    Deaton's manipulations are the entire reason for everything bad that had happened in Beacon Hills and Stiles is the one to figure it all out. He's not nice- hadn't been before or since the Nogitsune- so he was going to protect the people he loved with everything he had.

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    He never thought that coming back to Beacon Hills would be the beginning of the rest of his life and not the end of it. But here he is. Coming back. With a ring on his finger and a sense of purpose he didn't even realize he'd been looking for.

    The thing is, the thing some people refuse to understand, is that he will do anything to protect his Pack.

    (aka part three of a steter slow burn in three parts because some of the best things really are worth the wait)

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    The Nemeton is tired, death and destruction have painted its roots red.
    Perhaps it was time it did a bit of interference instead...

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    The threats start to circle as the FBI opens an investigation, but Peter is not about to sit still and wait for the enemy to come to him. He need to act to secure his pack's safety. He watched one pack burn, and he will do anything... anything... to prevent that from happening again. If that means he has to deal with the True Failure and his motley crew in Beacon Hills, then that's what he'll do. He just has to get all the pieces in order so he gets what he needs out of them.

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    Stiles is happy at university, and life in Beacon Hills is firmly in his rearview mirror except when he goes home for holidays. However, that illusion of safety is shattered when Stiles get unhappy news about the extended Argent family. Stiles doesn't pretend to be a nice person, so if he is under threat, he has no problem going nuclear on some Argent idiots who thought he was the harmless human.

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    When the pack kicks Stiles out for being 'weak' and human he goes to his Uncle Phil. The pack changes their minds after it turns out that he is much more than what meets to eye.

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    The one where the pack are all assholes minus Peter and Stiles goes to be with people that actually deserve him.

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    A wolf howled, long and mournful. Stiles looked around, his breath coming in visible puffs on the frosty air as he searched for fur and fangs and sad eyes, but he saw only the swaying green limbs of evergreen trees in the wind. Snow started to fall and he looked up at the white sky, blinking, before he fell backwards to land softly on a familiar bed. He blinked again and the soft white of the sky solidified into his bedroom ceiling with its neon green glow in the dark stars. He watched as a nebula formed in the space between his outstretched hand and the plastic stars, mesmerized as it roiled and burned in fast forward to birth a star, a real one, right into his bedroom. The star burned white hot against his skin, so bright and painful that his nerves couldn’t compute. He twisted away desperately, crying out. A dark skinned man in the corner watched calmly as he writhed and said, “We begin in the dark, and birth is the death of us.” Stiles screamed as the fire sunk into his skin, his soul, and fell once more into the darkness.

    //

    Stiles ends up in 2004, before the Hale fire, and learns a lot about himself, life, and what it means to hold onto what you love and not let go.

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    When Scott leaves Jackson to fight the week's big bad by himself he is saved by an unlikely force.

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    The one where Stiles is a badass who saves Jackson and isn't codependent on Scott.

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    Stiles discovers the Nemeton starting to grow again in the preserve on Hale land. What does that mean for the pack? More importantly: why does the Nemeton seem so attached to Stiles?

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    Derek gets a chance to gain his alpha powers back. The only one throwing a wrench in those plans is Scott.

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    Stiles look at the alpha's eyes at sees home. After grilling Derek about it for a few days, he finds out that Peter Hale is his mate. As in werewolf soulmate. Which is a thing, apparently.

    And then Peter goes on a date with Melissa McCall.

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    The day Stiles got hit with a silencing spell, the pack celebrated. Less than twenty-four hours later, they're no longer so excited.

    And Derek? Derek is losing his mind.

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    The last thing he expected was to see his carbon copy standing there, looking around with the only thing that really split them, his green eyes. He had the same, lean build, perhaps with a bit more muscle, and the same, messy locks of hair. The eyes snapped up, looking exactly as stiles remembered them. Endless seas of powerful green, but there was a coldness that he didn’t remember, a hard survivors instinct hidden behind those eyes.

    They must have been standing there for a long time, both looking at each other. Both hoping that it really was true, when a hesitant voice broke the dam. “Mischief?” the teen asked, “is it really you?”

    Stiles let out a broken sob, “shouldn’t I be asking that?” he choked out, collapsing in the arms of his long-lost brother.

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    Stiles could feel the happiness, the naivety and the freedom passing across the bond that the both had. He still can’t believe that he was bonded with Derek Hale, local sourwolf, but apparently, they are mates and the attraction feeling that Stiles has it was justify.
    - I... I’m sorry Derek, I can’t... I... – his eyes turn back to the Wolf in his front, eyes shining with a electric blue color. His look so confused, affectionate, lost... Animalish. Derek was stuck in his Wolf form and he just let Stiles close because they’re mates and... And still! Stiles can’t force him back. – I’m miss you, big guy, really miss you, but... You looked good. Like you final free yourself of all the shit that had been putting on you all your life and I... I can’t take it from you. I just can’t. But I don’t know if I’m will be strong enough to let you go... To know that I’ll never see you again.
    Derek’s teeth touch his wrist’s skin without bite, whining softly. It’s just a soft touch, nothing more, without any intention to really bite. And Stiles understood. God, his understood!
    - So... Maybe I should go with you?

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    Science officer Lieutenant Stilinski goes on an away mission under the orders of First Officer McCall. Captain Hale is the last to know.

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    Deaton gives Scott and Stiles some unexpected -- and devastating -- news. All their plans for the future will have to be readjusted.

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    The day Stiles’ mom died, he almost leveled his house.

    Not on purpose. Not even by mistake, really. More by instinct.

    Since then he's dug his fingers into everything his has left, holding on with desperation.

    Desperation never stopped an earthquake.

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    It takes Stiles six months to track Derek down into a wooden cabin in the middle of nowhere. He doesn't plan on bumping into Scott while he's trying to coax Derek into coming back to Beacon Hills with him, but his brother seems to have a knack in always appearing in the most convenient of times, when all the hard stuff has already been done.

    Stiles thinks that, after all these years of Scott being on the road with Chris Argent, saving just-turned kids from other hunters, Scott should have had matured a lot since they've last seen each other. After a painfully slow trek through a blizzard and stumbling into Derek's cozy little den, Stiles realizes that maybe he's been holding a little too much hope over his brother's growth.

    At least Derek is amendable to hearing Stiles' request. Even if Stiles does so while smothering Scott with a pillow to keep his scathing comments to himself.

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