8 Works in Ajax the Lesser son of Oileus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)

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    “Excuse me, I have a what that is capable of doing what and I am what?”

    "You have a uterus that is perfectly capable of carrying children, as you are right as we speak two months and a half pregnant.”

    “I fucking told you a thousand times that I should be the top, but no, you like the feeling of my ass around your fucking d- “

    “We’re having a baby. A-a fucking baby.”

     

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    the kinda angsty mpreg patrochilles au none asked for but i decided to do anyway

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    Patroclus is not the Chosen One; he is not even sure he belongs in this world half the time. He knows the Chosen One and he's a boy just like himself—except he’s golden and perfect, he’s the star Quidditch player and he's the most powerful and gifted wizard in history. He’s destined to save all of magic someday. Patroclus kind of wants to hate him but Achilles makes it impossible.

    The Harry Potter and Song of Achilles mashup you never knew you wanted (hopefully).

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    17/?
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    Achilles and Patroclus had been perfectly happy laying in bed together that afternoon. But they had gone to Menelaus' house, just like all their other friends, when called. Then suddenly doors were glowing blue and opening into worlds that they couldn't even imagine.

    In a world in which magic isn't real, no one could be prepared for Menelaus asking them to help find his brother. Who had disappeared into a new, and somewhat terrifying, world.

    Achilles knew he should have stayed in bed.

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    “He’s there,” Menelaus pointed to an ‘X’ on the map.

    “X marks the spot? Really?” Odysseus muttered. “At least be original.”
    Menelaus shouldered the bag and grabbed Helen’s hand. “Thank you guys for coming with me.”

    “You didn’t give us a choice,” Achilles replied.

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    Chapters:
    4/13
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    45
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    3
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    “Don’t you see?!” Cassandra demands, grabbing Nestor by the shoulders and shaking him. Patroclus watches the show with mild interest. “There are cool kids and there are losers, there are jocks and rich kids and geeks and goths and stoners and everything in between, and what we’re about to enter is a swirling vortex of horror wherein they all intermix.”

    ~~~ ~~~ ~~~

    Or, in which Patroclus pines after Achilles, Achilles pines after Patroclus, Briseis plays matchmaker, Odysseus has bad ideas, Diomedes has worse ones, Agamemnon sucks, Menelaus can't hold down a girlfriend, and the entire school goes to war.

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    105,466
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    417
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    1513
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    288
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    "Achilles there’s a new kid at school that (I think) is your type and has the locker next to you."

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    Patroclus hadn't wanted to move but then who did? He hadn't wanted to start a new school in the middle of the year. Until Achilles had walked into his English class and smiled.

    Cue friends, drama, way too much handholding and love.

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    Or the Modern High School Illiad that's been in my head since I was a first-year senior in school.

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    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
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    300
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    5026
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    My version of Odysseus telling his Trojan Horse plan -- this was literally just done for my and other's amusement -- I mean no offense with how badly it's written , I'm a tired student

    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    58
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    4
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    What do you do when your honorary brother in arms is doomed to suffer another year stuck in skirts?
    Well, if you're Achilles, you take the bullet for him.
    What do you do when you find yourself falling in love with the cute (most likely straight) new guy?
    Well, if you're Achilles, you find yourself utterly compromised (in the most agreeable way).
    Now: What do you do when your archnemesis- and, no, just because you're in high school that doesn't mean that you're too young to have one thank you very much- finds out the truth about you?
    Well, if you're Achilles, you break his nose (in the least agreeable way possible).

    Language:
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    Words:
    21,181
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1901
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    When Achilles noticed the new kid, everybody noticed the new kid.

    (For TSoA fic exchange, prompt: American Highschool AU where Patroclus is a bad boy who leads golden boy Achilles astray.)

    Language:
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    Words:
    80,252
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    271
    Kudos:
    485
    Bookmarks:
    97
    Hits:
    11333

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