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    Jedediah's parents force him to go to the Christian Boarding School they'd had their eye on after they caught him staring at....questionable male model photos. They thought that they could "fix him," but it seems that the people there only made his "problem" worse.
    (Warnings: Homophobia, use of alcohol, some violence, basically teenagers doing stupid teenager things, PG-13)

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    Fifty-four years ago, the mummified body of King Ahkmenrah was transferred to the American Museum of Natural History, where the mysterious and priceless golden tablet brought life to the museum - literally.

    Fifty-eight years ago, King Ahkmenrah and his parents were brought to the School of History and Archaeology at the University of Cambridge, where a professor and former archaeologist discovered the secret of the tablet. The first living human in four thousand years.

    A shame that Rowena Clarke wasn't at all fully human - if you considered a hundred-fifty-four-year-old woman with an issue with death as one. A woman who has died too many times per se.

    Now alongside her, a nightguard and a four-thousand-year-old mummy in 2006: things don't entirely turn out as you would expect for a first-night job.

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    36/?
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    He suddenly understood why she was with him, why she seemed so entranced by him that everything disappeared until only both of them remained, but he still had to ask.

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    Octavius has something important to ask Jedediah.

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    One shots of different Rami characters!

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    21/?
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    Ahkmenrah has spent 54 years locked up and wishes to see the outside world. And so he begins to head out into the New York City night, stumbling across the nearby McDonalds and the McDonalds Night Cult friendship that lives within.

    McDonalds Night Cult, meet the museum. Weird shit happens.

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    There's a new exhibit at the museum and Ahkmenrah tries to introduce himself.

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    8/?
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    Larry finds Jed laying on the floor, and asks what's wrong. He quickly learns about a conversation Jed and Octavius had.

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    A gardener and a prince look for the beauty in the world and end up finding it in each other.
    (gender neutral)

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    Before Ahkmenrah was a relic in a museum, he was the pharaoh of one of the world’s greatest empires. His life was spent to its fullest with the people he loved and ended by one who did not love him in return.

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    4/26
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    Ahkmenrah confides in Larry in his wish to have a boyfriend, and how he feels as though there's no eligible candidates. Being the good friend that he is, Larry has a few more exhibits added to the museum. Only problem is, Ahkmenrah is far more bashful than he thought he was.

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    6
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    Andy has heard of a magical Egyptian tablet, and knows the legends to be true because she was there when it started.

    It's the Night at the Museum Crossover you never asked for.

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    1/?
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    Oct and Jed attempt to eat one (1) hot pocket together this is what transpires

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    Just one message would change her life forever.

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    1/?
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    Larry hosts a pride parade at the museum.

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    At the Smithsonian, Wea and the group are stuck in that crate. But suddenly, a red-haired girl bursts in telling them all what they have to do. Once they defeat Kahmunrah, they must return to New York...too bad Wea has already fallen for Amelia.

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    Kahmunrah takes the blame for his mother's crime.

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    7
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    Ahkmenrah came to life every night just like every other exhibit, yet he was so different from the others. He required sustenance, sleep. He was made of actual living tissue and died nightly. But he had also been abandoned and rejected time after time, starting with the departure and eventual death at the hands of his brother and including his neglect at the hands of those at Cambridge and the museum, so why did he think his new friends would be any different? Why did they all seem so eager to leave him in London?

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    17,486
    Chapters:
    14/?
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    93
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    243
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    29
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    His body was the most deformed, his mind being a close follow up; still, the only thing he could actively worry about in that moment was if Octavius would still find him handsome if he ever saw what was hidden beneath his clothes.

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    10,228
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    5/?
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    12
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    76
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    9
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    539
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    Amelia, Wea, Jed, and Octavius have been friends since childhood--now, it's time for them to accept that they're not children anymore.

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    532
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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