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Sarge and Mandy tackle Michael's latest screw-up - summoning the ghosts of a haunted "Facebook."
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What do an immortal Vietnam veteran and a gun-toting IT specialist have in common? One manipulative god, his idiot demigod son, a boring corporate office, and their shared love of explosives.
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Sarge and Mandy hook up in the breakroom and have a Merry Christmas.
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The Long Proposal by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
08 Mar 2019
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Michael didn’t think about things before he jumped into them, it was kind of his trademark. Whatever came into his brain he ran with, ergo why Dan had been hired to look after him in the first place.
So it shouldn’t have surprised him, really, when Michael asked him to marry him after only a month together on the east coast.
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Humans are weird, Dan is sleepy, and Michael is having a bit of a crisis.
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Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
24 Dec 2017
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Michael's never had his own Christmas tree before, so Dan's making sure his first one is perfect.
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Everybody Loves Fic Tropes, Right? by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
03 Oct 2017
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I love fic tropes, you love fic tropes, so let's do some fic tropes, alright?
Each chapter is an independent story, and some are not explicit, which will be noted in that chapter's beginning notes.
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Dan supunha que aquele não havia sido o sexo mais estranho que ele já tivera em sua vida
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- Português brasileiro
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- 344
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- 1/1
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- 3
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Silver Bullets Had To Start Somewhere by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
17 May 2017
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Michael's dead, Dan's on the east coast, and he's losing his mind. He never imagined losing his partner would feel like this.
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14 Days of Valentines by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
19 Mar 2017
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Based on this prompt list that I created. A series of mushy Valentine's Day drabbles.
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They Don't Talk About It by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
03 Mar 2017
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Sometimes Dan questions which one of them is really the addict. Ever since the first overwhelming, confusing, amazing time Michael yanked him into a closet and sucked him off, Dan hasn't been able to say no.
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Untitled AOC JDatE crossover by H3C70R
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, John Dies at the End - David Wong
03 Feb 2017
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A fairly nonsensical story trying to have fun with some alternate universe/time travel stuff because Soy Sauce that ends pretty disappointingly (You're warned, the ending sucks).
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- 1/1
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Secretly a Sex God by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
21 Dec 2016
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When they had the threesome, Dan was a fumbling wreck. This time, Michael's legs can't stop shaking and his head may have actually exploded again. He'd figure out if the second part was true when he stopped marveling at the fact that Dan was the one who had did this to him.
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Ride 'Em Cowboy by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
26 Nov 2016
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It's honestly embarrassing, how much Dan likes it when Michael calls him "cowboy."
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- Part 2 of Everyone Lies on the Internet
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One Fish, Two Fish, Swordfish, Catfish by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
26 Nov 2016
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It was just a joke; just a way to watch Dan nerd out about horses, see if he would reveal any embarrassing secrets, maybe flirt with him a little. Just some harmless catfishing, just to mess with him. It wasn't supposed to turn into real feelings.
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- Part 1 of Everyone Lies on the Internet
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Extraordinary Ordinary by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
16 Oct 2016
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Michael brought Dan back from the dead. Seven times, to be exact.
More than that, every time he did it he gave a little bit of himself to Dan; poured in a little more power, a little more magic. Straight into the fiber of his body, his very DNA.
Dan was struggling with that.
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A Lesson in Humility by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
30 Sep 2016
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Being Michael's dom was challenging. Not just because of his short attention span or inability to sit still. The fact that he was a magic demigod had something to do with it, along with the fact that Michael was one of the brattiest subs Dan had ever personally had. It was time for a shake up in discipline. Hopefully it wasn't a disaster?
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- Part 2 of Spare the Rod
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Spare the Rod by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom, Cracked.com
26 Sep 2016
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Being a dom that didn't look like a dom was very, very frustrating. But for the first time in his life, Dan was being hired because of it. His new partner was unpredictable, dangerous, and in desperate need of a firm hand. He could definitely handle this.
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- Part 1 of Spare the Rod
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When The Shit Hits the Fan, You Hit the Floor by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
23 Sep 2016
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Daniel never claimed to be particularly brave, and surrounded by a robot, an invincible super soldier, and two freaking gods did nothing to make him think that developing a strong sense of courage now was a good idea.
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- English
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- 832
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- 1/1
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- 13
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The Jet Ski Polish Incident by faequeentitania
Fandoms: Agents of Cracked, Cracked.com, Cracked - Ambiguous Fandom
19 Sep 2016
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It's not the first time Michael put something in his body that he shouldn't have, but it might have been the worst.