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    In an alternate universe where Amnesty humans are sylphs and Sylphs are regular residents of Kepler. An alien obsessed barista gets caught up in an adventure she never expected to be in with the cute owner of Amnesty lodge who may or may not be an alien.

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    3/?
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    5
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    27
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    Indrid forsees his own capture and goes on the run.

    Duck, Ned, and Aubrey find an abandoned Winnebago. They do not find agent stern.

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    Chapters:
    7/10
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    41
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    A reader requested "Sternclay mating season." This is the result.

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    1/2
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    They say that a hero's job is never easy.

    It also is a full-time gig.

    Just when they thought they had a break, a chance to recover and regroup, everything goes to hell in a hand basket.

    Agent Stern continues his investigation into the evidence of Bigfoot's presence in Kepler. The shadows move and watch with eyes that aren't meant to be there.

    Things are definitely no longer what they seem.

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    9/?
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    13
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    Due to a broken part on the Lodge's laundry unit, Barclay will be trekking down to the local laundromat every Sunday for the next twelve weeks. Due to a polite offer though, Barclay will also be making that trek with Agent Stern. How he feels about this changes with every load of laundry.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    120
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    114
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    9
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    657
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    1999 and 2019. They were exactly twenty years apart.
    Maybe that's why things got so bad again.
    When someone goes missing, everyone's first thought jumps to the worst, right? Were they murdered? Kidnapped?
    So how come, for the Pine Guard, their first thought was even worse?

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    3/?
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    6
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    16
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    2
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    154
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    After discovering they like being together, Duck, Stern, Indrid, and Barclay settle on a way to have a pleasant camping trip and an exciting roleplay all in one go.

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    1/1
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    3
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    37
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    Stern has been a warlock his whole life so he was no stranger to magical energy, but when he steps into this sleepy town where nothing is what seems Stern begins to question just what kind of magic lives here.

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    1/?
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    Thankfully, although Duck Newton looks dead on his feet this lovely spring morning, Ned's middle name is Careful, and he manages to stop at least three vase-breaking related incidents.

    (In which Ned's a florist and Boyd's a mortician. Or maybe they're both just BIG LIARS.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Two reader requests, one for Sternclay and one for Indruck, that ended up being food based.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    3
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    51
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    3
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    254
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    Indrid is coming up on something that only happens every two hundred years.

    But other things are coming, and not all of them are friendly.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    51
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    184
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Agent Stern thinks Barclay is the owner of the Amnesty Lodge right up until the owner herself thumps across the Lodge and up to him a little over a week into his stay. She walks like someone with silent footsteps, the low bounceless stalk of someone who’s grown up in the woods. It’s hindered greatly by the cast on her foot and her cane, both of which she doesn’t seem to have entirely figured out yet, so he hears her long before he sees her. He’s got a feeling she’s not used to that.
    “So, I hear you’re my new guest,” she tells him, standing over him where he’s seated at his favored table in the main room. She’s smiling, her face is cut up and bruised, same with her arms.
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    Mama and Agent Stern have a conversation as to the state of cryptids in Kepler, West Virginia. Canon compliant, set after the water monster.

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    Stern gives him maybe half of the time he'd asked for, leaning awkwardly against the counter before getting a hold of himself. "Barclay, I need answers, now."

    "Do you want to hurt my family?"

    "What?"

    "Do you," he turns towards Stern, uncovering his face, and speaks again, louder. "Want to hurt any of the people in this lodge?"

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    1/1
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    3
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    After Stern admits a particularly intense fantasy, he and Barclay come to Duck and Indrid with a proposition.

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    1/1
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    6
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    70
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    4
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    Agent Stern manages to find a half-goat baby three days into his investigation. So much for being productive.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    20
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    56
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    2
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    254
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    Indrid Cold usually flees like a man escaping nuclear meltdown. After Silver Bridge, he didn't get within three states of West Virginia for almost half a century. This time wasn't supposed to be any different.

    When a vision drags Indrid back to Kepler, he's forced to face his greatest fears. Hunted by a woman who will take him down by any means necessary, and without his clairvoyance or a means of escape, he has to trust in his friends while also facing off against humanity's dark side. Could it be the path to healing, redemption, or even love? Could someone who's failed again and again to rescue anyone actually help to save two worlds?

    (Latest Installment: Beacon fails to remember himself, but he does recall someone else.)

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    47,662
    Chapters:
    25/?
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    164
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    100
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    “Holidays!” Aubrey says. “Yes? No? Also, is that gonna be another Thacker situation?” She wiggles her fingers at the building, which looks like a mini Lodge, only without the guest wings.
    Mama raises one thick eyebrow. “It’s just my workshop, nothin’ secret about it,” she says, stuffing her hands into her pockets. “And I’m Jewish. What about you?”
    Aubrey makes a mental note to look up when Hanukkah is this year. Probably earlier than Yule. She has no clue what to get Mama. “Cool!” She says. “I do Yule, kind of. I’m bad at it. What about, like, Dani and Jake and everybody else? Sylvain doesn’t strike me as a very Christmas-y place.”
    Mama laughs and wraps an arm around her shoulder as they turn and walk back towards the lodge. “They’ve got Candlenights,” She says, “Usually we celebrate it on New Years Eve, but we’re not doin’ anythin’ this year really. Not with our own personal FBI agent breathin’ down our necks, too risky. But I’m sure if you wanted to hand out Yule gifts you’d make folks pretty happy.”
    Aubrey frowns. “They’re skipping Candlenights?”

    Aubrey saves Candlenights. Agent Stern is a rat bastard. Indrid has some fun.

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    1/2
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    12
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    24
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    6
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    165
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    There's a lot of downtime in between monster hunting. Aubrey spends most of it befriending Jake Coolice, flirting with cute girls, and only occasionally getting in trouble with Barclay and/or Mama.

    (These are the antics that the residents of Kepler get up to whilst not being actively hunted and killed by monsters.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    14,163
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    503
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    It all started, as most major disasters did when Duck was involved, with one little lie.

    And then things started to get complicated.

    *~*(On hiatus for a bit! will likely still be posting updates but not regularly, i'm sorry, exam weeks!!)*~*

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,407
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    400
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    3759
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    Barclay has multiple problems, all to do with Agent Stern.

    His attempts to resolve them have some...hiccups.

    Language:
    English
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    9,803
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    6
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