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    Owen Carvour's partner harbors a mysterious secret.

    OR: Silver bullets and very large dogs.

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    Once a peaceful tiny town, Hatchetfield has been squeezed for resources and terrorized by the notorious gang of robber barons known as the Lord's in Black. In their pursuit of wealth, the Lords in Black have terrorized and murdered several of Hatchetfield's citizens leaving them in fear and desolation.

    In an act of fear, following a tragic shootout that kills several people, Jane Perkins sends a telegram to her sister, the notorious Emma "Doc" Perkins, a legendary gambler, gunfighter, and whip-smart woman, in hopes that she can aid their dying town and preserve what little they have left.

    In returning to Hatchetfield, Emma finds the town is worse off than she imagined, and with the help of some old friends and new ones, including a nervous general store manager who doesn't care for musicals, she soon plans to show the Lords in Black that she's returned, and all hell followed with her.

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    you tell yourself that you are human, but something inside of you scratches and claws and howls into the night, waiting for its mate to howl back the way he does in your dreams, when he holds you like he used to.

    finally, you can’t stand it anymore. you make the call. you are a spy again. you are a proper spy, this time. you are what your father must have wanted you to be. you shy away from moonlight, and flirt with pretty russians, and straighten your tie, and still, the wolf howls for more.

    it howls and howls no matter how often you mess up, no matter how deeply you fall, no matter how many people die because of you. you wonder why you never learned how to be anything more than a killer.

    (the wolf wonders why you always assume it is a killer.)

     

    Or, Curt is a werewolf, and it's totally not a metaphor for anything.

     

    Title taken from Monster from Adventure Time.

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    this is just a filler title.

    the third installment of the Autistic Owen Carvour AU, Ashamed

    There were no monsters outside,
    no one banging on the other side of the door,
    no fire,
    no voices,
    no ringing in his ears,
    only Curt.

    Closing his eyes, he never wanted this moment to end.
    Owen was content to sleep forever, to never wake up, so long as Curt was here with him in this moment.

    He was safe.

    He was home

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    Obviously, he knew about online safety. He knew to never give your address to strangers, he knew that no one is really who they seem to be, and he knew that you never tell anyone your real name. Well, the last one was a bit of a stretch, but it was an extra precaution he took anyways.  

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    He'd thought he'd done enough research on his target, but clearly not, since as far as he knew, Darius Egerton was single and with no family to speak of.

    However, when he and another agent break into the home silently and slits the man's throat, the minute he drops to the floor with a yelp, there's the quiet thudding of foot steps before a little girl appears at the bottom of the staircase, staring at the scene before her with eyes too wide to fit her face.

    "Shit," His partner hisses. "There's a fucking kid?"

     

    Or, the Deadliest Man Alive may be heartless, but some things will always keep Owen Carvour up at night.

     

    Title taken from Brave As A Noun by AJJ.

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    Starkid characters but in a 19th century drama with a mixture of action and magic as well because why not?

    I don't own any characters, though I wish I did. They all belong to Starkid. The rating my also change in the future.

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    What if there were alternate universes? And what if each universe were a musical, movie or TV-show in our universe?

    So basically it's my favorite characters from musicals movies and TV-shows reacting to each others lives. Most of them are in the lgbtq+ community, but there are allies too. Willy Wonka is aromantic you can't debate me on this. Beetlejuice is queer this isn't up for debating either.

    PLEASE READ THE NOTES

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    From inside of a prison cell Owen Carvour longs for his freedom and his first love. But when he finally gets a chance at his freedom his first love is there to stop him.

    After killing his partner Agent Curt Mega is a wreck. After a forcefully wake up call he is ready to put down the bottle and get back into the field. But when he does old skeletons hidden in the back of his closet start to emerge and feelings long forgotten begin to arise once more.

    The two men must work together to become the men they once were. Working through the past and secrets held dear they work towards destroying the one thing that tore them apart, Chimera. Will they be able to trust one another before it's too late?

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    Even though I have a few millions works ongoing I started this because I’m an idiot.

    Basically all Starkid and TCB characters at Hogwarts. Idk I suck at this summary thing.

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    After being extracted from a mission gone wrong, Agent Curt Mega finds himself with no recollection of his life as a spy for the American Secret Service, nor his partner Owen who was lost on the mission. As he tries to piece back together his old life and the spy he used to be secrets about his past are uncovered, including about the very man who was supposed be dead.

    Spies are Forever AU where Curt develops amnesia after the Russian affair.

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    It's as Owen's throwing the jacket aside that the photo falls out.

    In all honesty, he'd sort of forgotten it was there. It's never been kept in his pocket (too dangerous, too revealing), instead carefully tucked into a hidden seam on the inside sleeve.

    And yet, the same smudged face smiles back at him, wide and sincere and the slightest bit mischievous- Like getting his picture taken is a fun little game, because everything's always a game to Curt, isn't it?

    He growls low in his throat, and tears the photo in half.

     

     

    Or, 5 times Owen tried to kill the memory of Curt, and 1 time he didn't want to.

     

     

    Title taken from Pictures Of You by The Last Goodnight.

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    a collection of ficlets in my fix it au. based on i need to start a garden by hayley henderickx. chapters will probably be out of order!

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    Owen nods. "And you're leaving in a minute to get Cynthia and Mrs. Mega?"

    "I am, so long as you can avoid having a panic attack while I'm gone," Tatiana says, teasing with just a hint of truth to it.

    "I'll be fine," Owen says easily. "You don't think he suspects anything, right?"

    "Our Curt?" Tatiana smiles, and something in Owen's chest, something that used to only feel jealousy and rage, glows with love for this beautiful, messy family he's somehow found himself shoved into. "He was so excited when I told him I wanted to prank you that I think he's forgotten it's his birthday."

    "Good," Owen says, "Good. And just to clarify, you're not actually planning on pranking me, correct?"

    "Not all surprises are for the birthday boy," She says simply, smirking.

    Owen laughs, and it feels good.

    It feels really, really good.

    He thinks that sometimes he forgets just how good laughing feels, but luckily, his friends never let him forget for long.

     

    Or, Curt turns 50, and Owen reflects on just how far they've come.

     

    Title taken from In Our Bedroom After The War by Stars.

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    You know what they did? They danced.

    OR: Hades and Persephone fall in love.

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    what if owen didn’t hate curt as much as he thought he did, and realized that much before it was too late? what if he decided he was going to forgive curt and find him to tell him everything?

    this picks up directly after one more shot and is basically a rewrite of the end of the show, especially staircase scene. i made them actually talk to each other!! about Everything!!! It’s a little cliche but after all they’ve been through…. they deserve that much…

    (title from smoke signals by phoebe bridgers)

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    The Sallow boy never meant for this to happen. he never meant for trouble. he tried his best
    his best wasn’t enough for them
    clearly

    Owen Carvour, the deadliest spy alive. known throughout the land. younger than they expect. it’s not like they can tell anyone. he never leaves loose ends. Curt Mega on the other hand?
    eh

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    For Curt, it starts like this:

    "Curt?"

    Curt turns the page in his book, humming in response.

    "Could you please play with your children?"

    He doesn't need to look up to know Barb is peering over him, unhappy.

    "And please, none of that pirate stuff. I don't want them having nightmares again."

    Curt glances up. Artemis is chasing Paul through the house, both of them giggling madly. Paul turns, presumably to say something teasing, and slams into the kitchen counter.

    "Curt," Barb snaps.

    Curt closes the book, raising his hands in surrender. "Alright, alright."

    Barb walks away, content, and Curt turns to the kids. "Who wants to play a game?"

     

    Or, our favorite gay spies but uhhh they're pirates now.

     

    Title taken from The Chain by Fleetwood Mac.

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    "I think that the old you is still in there, Owen. And that’s something I’m gonna fight for.”

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    In which Curt never kills Owen. Instead, he's going to get Owen back. The old Owen.
    Owen's not sure there's anything left of the old Owen.

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    tatiana finds home with the mega family

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