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    The Castle wants to make sure the next Heterodyne gets a good, proper Heterodyne name.

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    Some six centuries ago, Chuuya swore his loyalty to the Heterodyne family and became a Jager.
    A century ago, he parted ways with the family and went his own way, but he never lost that loyalty.
    Now there's a new Heterodyne, a good and respected one, and finally he can go home again.

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    3/?
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    10
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    5
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    Gil learns something about himself that he really should have seen before.

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    1/1
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    32
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    2
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    A magpie is attracted to shiny things, and unfortunately for Agatha and Tarvek, glasses are easy to steal… and Gil learns that birds are not featherheads.

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    30
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    Everything happens so fast that it’s not until Desmana’s shop that Zeetha finds herself a moment to think. She regrets it instantly.

    (A post-timeskip work starting in Paris showing the story through Zeetha's eyes.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    129
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    Zeetha:
    By the way
    Gil and Tarvek are
    together.
    Thought you would want to know.
    They’re really looking forward to seeing you.

    Agatha stared at the words, disbelieving.

    Agatha:
    Wait.
    What!?
    They are???

    Zeetha:
    Of course they are
    You've been gone four
    months, what did you
    think would happen?
    Gil's been such a mopey
    pain missing you.
    Tarvek too.


    Or: Agatha just spent four months on a research fellowship. She's finally on her way home. Turns out a few things have changed while she was away. And, Agatha's left wondering how her absence will change her relationship with her best friends.

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    7/7
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    33
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    28
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    4
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    397
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    Agatha likes her bed, which is big enough for three. Agatha does not like masculine pissing contests.

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    1/1
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    43
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    2
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    258
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    In which Tarvek’s life is briefly even more surreal than usual.

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    “I figure this is the only time its safe for three Sparks to get sozzled,” Tarvek went on, swallowing. “Comparatively safe, that is. After all, we don’t have to worry about setting fire to the keep, do we?” He laughed darkly at his own joke. “We can hardly do more damage to this place. Might as well enjoy ourselves.”

    Gil reached a long arm past Agatha and twiddled his fingers, demanding the bottle. Wordlessly, the liquor was handed over. He took a thoughtful sniff of the vapors. Țuică. Gil shrugged… and drank.

    It went down easily, with only the most delicate aroma of fruit and flowers in his nose. But, it lit a fire in Gil’s stomach with the first swallow. Sturmhalten’s erstwhile butler had evidently had a good palate for quality.

    Deftly, Agatha plucked the liquor from his hand and tipped it back without bothering to examine the contents. She hummed low and pleased and took another sip before sending the bottle back to Tarvek.

    They sat companionably, passing the țuică between them. What would the world think to see the three of them, perhaps the three most powerful Sparks in eastern Europa, sitting in a ruined castle drinking themselves into glorious insobriety?

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    Gil is resilient, knows it, and is more than prepared to act on it. (Whether this is a deliberate attack on his loved ones' mental well-being seems unlikely but cannot be dismissed without further testing, so holds Tarvek.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    [transcript from 7am news, channel 3]

    "Recently, YouTube star Annie Storm, known for her educational videos about the history of torture and murder, came under fire regarding her persona's tendency to joke about having been a murder victim, having killed people, and similar topics. In a shocking video released yesterday morning, Storm addressed the harassment and linked several articles on the topic of her life prior to joining the online video community. Storm's father was the infamous Aaronev Wilhelm Sturmvoraus, a serial killer who..."

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    Tarvek has an accident while trying to make a perfect addition to the upcoming wedding. Gil is amused. Tarvek? Less so.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    240
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    Every fandom needs a character doing stand-up comedy, right? This is mostly just Violetta complaining about canon, as one does.

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    1/1
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    12
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    73
    Bookmarks:
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    474
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    I'm too tired to write a summary, this is basically the trans Gil AU that no one asked for and I wrote as a coping mechanism!

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    23
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    1
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    "Violetta, aren't you the smoke knight who walked out of Castle Heterodyne? You have nothing to be ashamed of."

    And that's about when Violetta began to feel very...strange things about Agatha.

     

    Or, in which Violetta is a gay disaster, Zeetha is Zeetha, Tarvek is a good brother, Agatha is awkward, Gil is less oblivious than we think, and Bang has popcorn.

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    Sequel to I've Come to Claim a Heart From Thee.

    --

    Gilgamesh Wulfenbach is a boringly normal petty baron's son, having a totally normal (boring) time at university in Paris with his wolfsister Bangladesh (not normal in the least.) (The wolf herself, not the fact that he has one at all. His father is one of the premier breeders in Europa, after all.)

    Then he goes and falls for a duchess regnant (above his station) (kind of) (it's complicated.) with her own wolfsister (not even on the same continent as normal but amazing either way.)

    She's so great he almost doesn't resent Prince Weasel for falling for her too. (Just kidding, he totally does.)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
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    268
    Kudos:
    427
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    4505
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    Royalty AU sentence starters nicked and repurposed for future fic about people ruling things.

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    805
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    390
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    It was supposed to be an all-around good time for the exchange students at Transylvania Polygnostic University. Just a way to blow off some steam before finals. Get a bunch of yokel sparks from Beetleburg together, set them loose at a party, have a good chuckle at the chaos.

    Gil didn't count on actually finding a date for the evening, but when fate drops the bumbling Miss Clay into his lap he isn't complaining. Tarvek didn't count on a secret Heterodyne Princess OR his father showing up to the "Dogfight" he didn't want to host in the first place, and now he's got to deal with both. Agatha didn't count on an invitation to a party, and she has no idea what's in store.

    Language:
    English
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    20,802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    60
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    163
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    58
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    1149
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    Most front yards are the color of chlorophyll. This one isn't, and Agatha, Gil and Tarvek jointly suspect this wasn't really intended.

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    English
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    24
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    459
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    After wars are won, towns are rebuilt, and peace is restored, Agatha Heterodyne is able to spend Christmas in her city with the two people most important to her.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    307

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