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    A fun short look at the behind the scenes of what happens before, after, during, and between the contract missions the Fastest Dark picks up.
    --
    a.k.a drabble, snippets, or a dumping ground for things too short to post on their own but too good to leave out.

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    6/?
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    Eren always tries to flirt with Levi, but ends up roasting him in the process.

    Or; 5 times Eren tried to flirt with Levi but roasted him instead and the +1 time his roast turned into something more.

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    1,697
    Chapters:
    1/6
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    The four lords might not have chosen each other as family. However, life never goes according to plan.
    These are a few shorts about the love-hate relationships within the chaotic family and how deep down, they all genuinely need each other. - (Moreau and Heisenberg centric)

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    913
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    78
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    “Don’t tell me you invited him of all people — Park Jimin you little shit!”

    in which an unexpected visitor, as well as a longtime rival, strolls into the party and mingles with the crowd as one does.

    except jungkook wasn’t particularly planning on it being kim seokjin of all people, especially when their team won against his just that afternoon.

    yet maybe, just maybe, he can blow off some steam in more ways than one.

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    3,150
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    4
    Kudos:
    62
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    9
    Hits:
    653
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    The White Heron Ball is coming up, but with great expectations comes great responsibility and greater anxieties about what it means to put yourself out there.

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    1,733
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    2
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    What happens when you live your life for a person but never manage to become a permanent part of the path they choose to take?

    Since she was five Eliyana Morgan had taken on life with one multi-tiered dream. 1) Marry Shane Vincent, the boy next door who had liked her smile and always let her be the prince or hero when they played, 2) Become a veterinarian and 3) Live happily ever after.

    For a while that dream seamed like a reality as her and Shane remained inseparable. Then Shane went off to train at the hero academy during high school year while Ely, who was quirkless, remained behind. Though their friendship still remained keeping them thick as thieves, Shane now carried a longing in his eyes that made it seem like he was looking through her and not at her.

    So what happens when someone finally catches her eye for all the wrong reasons and Ely finds herself smitten with a man that makes her throw her entire concept of happily ever after in the trash?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    What happens when you only have one best friend and start dating him? your therapist gets concerned, and you have to make new friends.

    Andrew and Neil are told to make widen their social circle (that consists of two, maybe three if you count Aaron), and as far as Andrew and Neil are concerned, they are not a fan of this idea, and would really rather not.

    The Palmetto high school Exy team, however, are determined to prove otherwise (and maybe find some more team members along the way - but that’s not the point Kevin)

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    24,160
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    315
    Bookmarks:
    48
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    4225
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    A woman from our world wakes up on the banks of the Naka River in a much smaller body than she remembers. How will our heroine traverse life in a ninja universe which insists on giving her the most Mary Sue backstory possible?

    OR

    Hanako cries a lot. It's all Jiraiya's fault.

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    Words:
    114,053
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    1318
    Kudos:
    2720
    Bookmarks:
    994
    Hits:
    69955
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    Leon Kennedy joins the R.P.D. a year before the outbreak and meets dreamboat Albert Wesker.

    Language:
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    Words:
    170,046
    Chapters:
    24/50
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    347
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    11585
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    They probably want Hilariously Fun Tommy, or Larger Than Life Tommy, or Endless Reserves Of Energy Tommy. But right now he's just Tommy. Quiet, tired, and a little bit lonely.

    or, Tommy has a quiet day. His friends understand <3

    Language:
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    2,307
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    661
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    I've reached 200 followers on Tumblr, therefore have prompts of 200 words each.

    Each chapter will be different, please check the tags.

    Language:
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    3,600
    Chapters:
    18/20
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    3601
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    Yoongi has come home from his night out, but has severely angered the three men he is in a questionable relationship with. Hoseok, Taehyung, and Namjoon remind him who hold the power over him, and why - for his own good - he should never cross them.

    TW: this story depicts extremely unhealthy relationship practices (ie: physical and emotional abuse)

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    4,092
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    998
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    “You’re both assholes. Stop teasing.”

    “You said I couldn’t fuck you, Sam.” He could see the glint of mischief in his steel blues.

    “Then tell your partner to fuck me properly already.”

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    Words:
    1,284
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1631
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    5 times Bucky buys Sam flowers to tell him how he feels, and 1 time he didn't need to

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    332
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    Literally just Dream and George cuddling... That's it.

    Oh wait. They kiss too.

    Language:
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    1,653
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    144
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    983
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    Lancelot has come from nothing, because he knows after the advance of Rome there will be nothing left. He burns, honour-bound not to allow another land to suffer the dire cruelty from what some refer to as Fate - es o si que es, si esto es - or to be crushed under the bloody spears and swords of tyranny.

    His choices will change everything.

    Language:
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    2,876
    Chapters:
    2/30
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    3
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    Deep down, Han Solo is a softy. He cried when his son was born. Don't tell anyone.

    But that softness is what gets him killed, and that is a problem.

    (Or, an alternative version of that fateful moment on the Starkiller Base catwalk across the chasm and its aftermath.)

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    9,954
    Chapters:
    15/30
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    789
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    Tatsumaki makes a deal with a money pincher Saitama in order to get more information about the inhabitants of City Z's Ghost Town. They end up spending too much time together when she hangs around to see the Baldy Saitama grow (not his hair) but his confidence, lust for life and love for her. She learns to ignore his tornadoes for sighs and fall in love with him, too.

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    English
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    176,272
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    105
    Kudos:
    265
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    11250
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    I think Shinazugawa and Kanroji would have a cute friendship. Here's my take on it

    (Amazing fanart by Crazy Apple Kisses on Tumblr for chapter 52! https://foxyfudgecake.tumblr.com/search/Some%20Kny%20drawings)

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    Language:
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    7,003
    Chapters:
    138/?
    Comments:
    397
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    3498
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    Hidan's mission was simple- really.
    Or so he thought.
    The more he learns about this kunoichi and her children, though, the less certain he is that he can beat them... And the more he talks to them, the less he wants to.
    What is there to do, then, but fuck the kunoichi senseless? You know- other than follow her home afterwards.
    Hidan's never really cared about the Akatsuki, anyway...

    Language:
    English
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    7,729
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    689

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