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    Idol Group BTS are all secretly dating each other and have created the world's most chaotic group chat.

    Polyamorous, shit-posting fun. Just as Jesus intended.

    (Also does it count as secret if Sejin has seen too much, and GOT7 is close to figuring out what's going on? Maybe not.)

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    38/?
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    LoVe: a way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt others.

    HoPe: a way of measuring someone's will to live.

     

    He forgot what it was like to be loved.
    He forgot what it was like to have hope.
    He forgot what it was like to be free.
    He forgot what it was like to laugh and smile.
    He forgot what it was like to feel alive.

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    6/?
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    8
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    Across realities, anything is possible.

     

     

    This is a collection of 5-sentence drabbles, one for each possible ship (including, eventually, poly ships) for the 8 characters I consider to be most "shippable." I've generated a list of the combinations, and I plan to work through it, posting a new ship every day.

    Every ship deserves good, clean, positive content.

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    8
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    Bucky took the other flute. “There more where this came from, or is this a one-and-done kind of deal?”

    “It’s an open bar,” Clint said.

    “Fuck, yeah,” Bucky said, and drained half his glass in one gulp. “Steve, I take it back, your holiday parties are the best.”

    “Told you. I’m hitting the appetizer table before the brie wheel runs out, you want anything, sweetpea?”

    “Yeah, get me five of everything wrapped in bacon.”

    “On it, lambykins.”

    “Thanks, fucknugget.”

    Tony choked on his champagne.

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    Happy very- late birthday Izaya.

    A smirk appears on the informants face followed by a snicker. “Aww, did you get your monster feelings hurt? Don’t Shizu-chan. Jealousy is a very unflattering look on you.” Izaya laughs as he receives a growl from the ex-bartender. “Plus, it’s MY birthday and you said we could try something new. Your words ‘anything you want I-za-ya-kun,’” in a mocked Shizuo voice.

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    The story of the Joker and Dr Quinzel falling in love, it isn't just a warning or an arc in a comicbook.

    Sometimes the dangers of living and working in an asylum for the criminally insane are closer than you really think.

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    After an alcohol-driven girls’ night out, Totty is a bit smashed and comes home to find Karamatsu.
    With all of the alcohol in his system, he decides that he’s not the only one who should get smashed tonight~

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    Chibiusa and Usagi often clashed in their opinions but loved each other more than anything in the world. Usagi was protective and loving; while also being childish sometimes. Chibiusa was clingy and bratty ; but both were strong and courageous.

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    5/?
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    1
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    NEW SUMMARY: hermione has returned to hogwarts on an accelerated course to finish her newts. Of course, this means she has to put up with the snarky potions master. War ensues. Au, maybe romance

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    6/?
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    Jack's home again.

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    These are alternative scenes and/or snippets of a developing relationship between my OC and Loki from my original fiction, Hallowed Shapes, for any shippers out there.

    Terra Barloc is a member of Damage Control, an organization that cleans up super messes, and frankly, all of them are kind of tired of cliches and super bulls***t. She has abilities to see "life energy" as she calls it, and through lies and facades. That means shape-shifting and tricking her can be well, tricky. Plus, she's addicted to caffeine, painkillers don't have much of an affect on her, and she can't get drunk.

    What happens the first time when she meets Loki, Prince of Asgard? Well, he was invading Earth and...She tackled him, insulted him, and uh, it's best just to read. Let's just say these two have issues, massive issues.

    So getting them into a romance, is going to be a bit of an adventure.

    ...Did the author mention that Terra sprays his naked rear with fire extinguisher foam because she's tired of his literal over-dramatic a**? No? Oops, spoilers.

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    26/?
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    It's his time to start over .

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    14/?
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    6
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    There's three things pretty much everyone's sure of. One, there's a General Election coming up. Two, it's going to come down to two people. Three, those two people-David Cameron and Ed Miliband- will never, ever, stop arguing. Ever. It's impossible. And it's certainly impossible that the two of them could ever, possibly, willingly spend time together. It's impossible that you could start to enjoy spending time with the one person who disagrees with you on everything. It's impossible that you could find yourself confiding in your political rival. It's absolutely, completely, unutterably impossible that you could find yourselves maybe, possibly, navigating something together that might be more than just friendship.
    Impossible. Of course.
    Then again, impossibility isn't what it used to be.

    Epic Camerband fic, set from autumn 2014 onwards to some point in the near future. Overlaps with General Election and real-life events. A story of politics, awkward friendship, something more than awkward friendship and too much arguing.
    (No, really. Too much arguing.)
    (Check Author's Notes inside for reasons for absurd word-count, etc.:))

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    Chapters:
    31/?
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    12
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    POPP member Ella and POPP member Kayla email each other as Yondu and Peter Quill, and the ensuing conversations are pretty darn funny.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    5
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    20
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    4
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    1112
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    Springtime can make even the most level-headed Pokemon edgy, and the inhabitants of Holon City are no exception. When Pippy, Grumpy's Ambipom/Smeargle neighbor goes into heat, will the grouchy Typhlosion be able to say no to her demands?

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    "Being 17 years old...and preparing to take the throne at 18...is really tiring..." He breathed out quietly.

    The kingdom of Jikochuu is almost in the soon to be king (but for now prince), Kageyama Tobio's hands. And he's been preparing himself for as long as he can remember. Being pressured and bombarded with responsibility causes the young prince to always be engaged in work or studying, not knowing how to make friends or have fun.

    That is, until Hinata Shouyou, the prince of Himawari No Okoku shows up.

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    35,551
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    41
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    362
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    57
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    The 30 Day OTP Challenge, centred around the Vin/Zero dynamic. The chapters are loosely related and following a single storyline, but each chapter is its own concept.

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    18,364
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    45
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    After the whole thing with his mom and the Blade of Marmora Keith just really needs space to think. If Lance is there to kiss it all better that's just a bonus.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    152
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    12
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    1163
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    Do you know what the color red is?

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    6
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    320

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