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    A wickedly wonderful collection of Hetalia inspired smut for the dirty minded.

    I won't be putting down an order of chapters, as alot of them will be old works I will be editing.

    Any triggers will be listed at the start of each chapter.

    Comments and Kudo's appreciated!

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    Life couldn't get any shitter for Karl Marx. Still stuck in the 21st Century, stuck in Clapham, and not back discussing political theory and how to free the proletariat from their chains. Except now his wife was dead with her blood on the paws of Alvin and the Chipmunks. His life had truly been flipped turned upside down.

    However, with the Chipmunks finding a new allies in Europe, there's no time for Karl to rest. Once again, the fate of the entire world was in his hands, but this time it goes much deeper.

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    Strict drabbles (100-word chapters) about two guys from Hawkins who love each other—and hate each other's tastes in music. Updated every other day until 12/31/22.

    (Vecna's dead, everyone’s alive, blah, blah, blah. Canon, you say? I don't know her. She doesn't go here.)

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    Thirty odd years is a long time to go without getting your wisdom teeth removed. Charlie’s just never had the insurance, to be fair. Dennis seems to very much enjoy Charlie’s forced silence for the couple hours after the procedure.

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    Constant political turmoil keeps people separated by wealth class, as the case with Purpled and Tommy, and Punz and Sam, who are both renowned assassins in their respective "class". While the two teens live their lives lavishly in the greater S:MP as prodigy assassins, Punz and Sam are forced to stay in the lesser S:MP, and help out their people in the slums.

    Once they received an anonymous tip to do an almost impossible task, it's only a matter of time before they cross paths once more.

    //

    Punz and Sam are assigned to kill the biggest mafia bosses in the lesser S:MP, but they aren't aware it's a ploy by Dream to get them killed instead.

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    Wednesday can't possibly sum up how much she hates Enid without going on and on about it for a while

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    A story of growth. A story of self confidence. A story of pride. A story of power. A story of the ages, for the ages. A story of triumph. A journey through an old world, towards a new goal. Where the myths of the past are challenged, and new lore rises in a bright future. Welcome to a moment in history...the birth of the legend herself.

    This is the story of someone with great love and an even greater dream. The story of someone who dreamed of changing the world, and everything it was made of.

    This is the story of Lilith Caroline Kobayashi, a woman from the Hidden Leaf Village.

    Phase 1: Scarlet Justice (complete) >>> Phase 2: Full Blossom (current)

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    "It's not that bad, right? Three weeks in a cabin in a nice forest, it could be fun."

    "Three weeks in a cabin," Tommy confirmed, stuffing his favorite t-shirt into a duffel bag, "With my mortal enemies. There's only a few rooms! I won't be able to avoid them!"

    "I think that's the point," Techno said, "If you're forced to stay together for three weeks, you're bound to walk out either hating each other more than before or with an understanding of the others. They're hoping that it's the second one."

    "I'm gonna walk out and their bodies will be at the bottom of the lake," Tommy mumbled.

    "Please don't murder them."

    Or,

    Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo have hated each other for their entire lives. When this decade long rivalship comes to a head on the last day of their sophomore year, resulting in a three way fist fight in the middle of the cafeteria, they aren't shocked when their parents decide that something needs to put a stop to the insanity.

    They're all pretty sure that getting exiled to an isolated cabin together in the middle of the woods for the first three weeks of summer wasn't a normal punishment, though.

    (updates every saturday!)

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    One word. It took one word for Childe to lose against Lumine. Feeling slightly ashamed of herself, the Traveler decides to offer him a rematch to make up for it. The Harbinger accepts, but under one condition.

    “Loser bottoms.”

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    Just another frisky session between Hero and Mari!

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    ( definition of ) Facade - a false appearance or way of behaving that hides what someone or something is really like .

    ** Credit to ( online ) Macmillan dictionary ) **

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    You've always heard you shouldn't deal with demons

    But demons couldn't possibly be worse than the strange shadow following you everywhere you go - watching, waiting.
    For what? You don't know - but you do know one thing.

    That unlike crazy stalkers, demons can be bargained with - and so, demons it is.

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    UA

    The most prestigious hero school in all of Japan. Some travel for miles just to live near it's presence, fame, glory, bragging rights, notariety. What have you.

    Things take an interesting turn in the blink of an eye when 18 of the 20 students go missing and have somehow been replaced by others who were brought here against their will

    Will they ever find out what happened? Or will it remain a mystery?

    Welcome to My Hero Academia General Studies Division. After all, what good is a quirk if you don't know how to use it? Why else would they call it General Studies? You are here to be a lab rat, studied and thoroughly tested.

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    Dex is definitely doing homework and Nursey definitely isn't in love with him.

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    Six friends. Cell phones, summertime, a lot of angst about post-grad job searching and being done with school. Could be anybody, anywhere, but, well, just take twenty-something year olds talking everything that translates to life

    (Or an attempt to work through things via ever-reliable friend[ly] conversation and banter)

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    What happens when your little brother drops an internet bomb, gets you both disinherited from your homophobic father's will, and then disappears with his newly acquired husband?
    Punching his husband's brother in the face is .. somehow working out pretty well for Shen Jiu, IF he can stop falling for Luo BingHe!
    ~
    BingHe's lips twitched in a grin, "Sit down and shut up, Shizun."
    Shen Jiu sat, clenching his fingers around the fan. "You can't call me that."
    BingHe just leered at him, one set of black painted nails drumming on his wide desk. "If you're living under my roof, I can call you whatever I like." He replied.
    "I'm not-"
    "Then where are you going to go, Shizun?" Luo BingHe was jeering at him, fangs on display in his smile. "Back to the streets? I think you like plumbing too much for that. Besides, I'd you want to help me find our brothers, you should be here to work with QingHua and me." Shen Jiu hissed out between his clenched teeth and BingHe raised an eyebrow.
    "You're like an angry cat." There was a touch of laughter to his voice now, chipping away the sneer, "Touchy and fussy, but I bet you'd purr if I pet you right."

    ~
    For the Shen Jiu MiniBang!

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    For the prompt:
    Post-war AU where Pansy writes a gossip column in a newspaper. She hears rumours in her social circle about the Granger-Weasleys supposedly getting a divorce that's all very hush-hush at the moment. Of course she investigates.

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    Granger and Weasley. The ‘Golden Couple.’ In all of Pansy's memories of them, they were happy and obnoxiously in love. Why would anyone think they were getting divorced?

    The gossip itself, if true, was delicious. Pansy was excited just thinking about having that secret in her hands, about being one of the first to know.

    A quieter part of Pansy was sad, however. Granger and Weasley had married a couple of years after the War. The papers liked to portray them as a fairy tale romance, the two (very) attractive heroes falling in love and living happily ever after. But Pansy had been around them enough to know they were not a fantasy. They had been solid. The kind of couple that makes plans and keeps them – that fight, but always make it work.

    She had to know.

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    Reagan learns why Christmas is so important to Brett, and has to give him the perfect gift.

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    It’s freezing tonight, and Charlie’s heater kicked the bucket. Dennis seems keen to keep him warm.

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