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    Bitty was a simple, poor, already in love gay boy who didn't need no Jack Zimmermann coming to this kegster dressed like his fantasy.
    Even less when Jack Zimmermann twirled him away from it with his fancy dance moves and his angel voice.

    Jack Zimmermann was a confused and pining bi boy who didn't need no Eric Bittle coming to this kegster with a leather jacket and a bad boy attitude.
    Even less when Eric Bittle suddenly grew bold enough to hold his waist like he's doing right now.

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    I'm going to start posting my fics from tumblr from prompts from you guys - head over there if you have any requests http://derekkpoindexter.tumblr.com/

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    In which Eric Bittle never stopped figure skating but somehow still manages to become SMH's favorite frog.

    Alternately, the one in which Jack just wants this kid to stop messing up the ice before practice, and definitely is not having feelings about his eyes or the size of his thighs or his accent. Because he doesn't have time for that.

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    Bitty is a freshman on the Samwell Men's Hockey Team. It's been a rough start to his college hockey career: he can't take a check, it's hard to relate to his teammates, and his captain hates him. Just when he decides he's not cut out for this sort of thing, he's saved from the embarrassment of quitting by the end of the world. Bitty, along with his only two friends Ransom and Holster, that captain, and a few others are forced to work together to survive. To quote one B. Shitty Knight: "Rise and shine motherfuckers. It's the zombie apocalypse."

     

    This fic is completely written. Updates will occur Mondays and Thursdays.

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    “I’m going to the gym,” Jack says, as if they didn’t already have team workout earlier this morning. “I’ll be back in two hours. If you’re not back with toilet paper by then, I’m getting Bitty to revoke your pie privileges.”

    “No,” Ransom says. “We’ll do it. Promise. Bro to bro, it’ll happen.”

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    Ransom and Holster + Special Baking Night + grumpy Jack = a very, very ill-advised grocery store trip

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    It's weird to listen to one of your best friends be interviewed on a pretty famous podcast, but seeing as Nursey's book series is now being made into a series of movies it makes sense.

    What doesn't make sense is when Nursey says his main couple is based off of Holster and Ransom's relationship. Seeing as Holster and Ransom are not dating.

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    Dex wanted the boy. Dex became friends with the boy. Dex won the boy.

    So why exactly does he still get so jealous whenever Derek so much as looks at someone else?

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    Lucifer was an angel once.

     

    That’s what Nursey thinks, the first time he sees William Poindexter.

    Because the boy is beautiful even though he shouldn’t be. Even though he’s doubtless the kind of person who would punch you in the face if you said the words “you” and “beautiful” to him in the same sentence.

    His skin is choked with freckles. It’s potentially more freckle than skin. Not just his face, where his nose and cheekbones are so hyper-pigmented they look tanned, but his collarbones and forearms and knuckles. The close-shaved dark ginger stubble of his hair should make his ears look too big or his mouth too wide but instead it accentuates the long curve of his throat, the cup of velvet skin between the tendons in the back of his neck.

    “You’re the new defenseman?” Nursey asks. “William Poindexter?”

    And the boy turns around and considers him with what might be contempt but what might just be the way his face looks and says, “Yeah?” like its a challenge.

    And Nursey thinks:

    Oh no.

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    A brave young man sets out to uncover his past, and enlists the help of a conman and ex-aristocrat. Together, they embark on an epic adventure to help him discover home, love, and family.
    OR
    The Anastasia the Musical Au that no one asked for
    Updates on Wednesdays

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    listen there are like 10 zombie au fics in this fandom and I'm being the change I want to see in the world.

    When Jack zimmermann gets the chance to get to canada he accepts, on the way he'll meet an ex lawyer and a whole host of other people who will change his life forever.

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    [11:30] Shits: are you fucking with us

    [11:30] Bits: OMG!

    [11:30] Chowder: What!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    [11:30] Dex: Wow!

    [11:31] Nursey: haha congrats bros

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    Alternatively; Holster is trans, Ransom is dumb, and the entire Samwell Men's Hockey team collectively raises their baby.

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    Nursey and Dex got Lardo's dibs, but there's something they need to know before they move in.

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    Eric Bittle is a ray of fucking sunshine.

    But, as he soon realizes, he's Jack's ray of sunshine.

    The realization just takes a while.

    And when it does? Jack's life gets so much better.

     

    (Jack's POV from his Senior Year till Providence.)

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    They fell in love the way Lardo fell in love with all the art in her life—between easels, around canvas, scattered with paint like constellations only the two of them knew. Falling in love with Shitty was no different

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    There were a lot of reasons why Dex wanted to go to Samwell, but it's an expensive school. After a rogue quarter decides his fate, rooming with Derek Nurse of all people, Dex is worried the team will find out just exactly how he manages to pay for schooling, and it's not all lobster boats.

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    Collection of short fics and ficlets first posted on Tumblr. Generally Zimbits.

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    Ransom has a little bit of crush and a request. Holster can't say no to his boyfriend.

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    Apricity: the warmth of the sun in winter...

    Bitty is the sole heir to Bittle Orchard when he loses his parents in a tragic accident. Returning to his childhood home after being distant for several years is complicated. He needs to find a way to make a go of it with the orchard, at first out of guilt and eventually out of love. Jack is a lost soul looking for a place to land when he stumbles upon Bitty in his hour of need. Can the two of them make a go of it, or has fate already taken it out of their hands? Can they resolve their pasts and start anew? Only the passing of the seasons will tell...

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    Dex scooted over as far as his long limbs would allow , but come on there were two 6ft hockey players trying to fit on one medium sized chair. They were bound to touch, right? Before he could protest Nursery flopped down next to Dex and took the laptop from his hands and began reading the screen. He noticed how his teammate furrowed his brow in concentration and he also could ever so slightly see the tip of of his pink tongue sticking out from his mouth. Both of these things Dex found absolutely adorable.

    Dex was in trouble...

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    nursey creates a groupchat intially to embarrass ford's love for vines, eventually, it becomes a permanent addition for the hausmates.

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