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    "Bitty doesn’t have a lot of marks on him. It’s not like he doesn’t know why."

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    He’s flirting, he knows it, and he thinks Dex knows it too. Nursey’s never quite sure what Dex makes of him- does he know Nursey’s being serious? Does he know that Dex is on his “I’m down if you are” list? Does he know that maybe Nursey wants more than just sex, that sometimes he thinks about what it could be like to just hold each other?

     

    In which Holster's out, and so is Nursey, and watching them get handsy at a kegster definitely Does Not make Dex jealous.

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    3,288
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    9
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    48
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    1
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    319
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    Kissing his best friend isn't going to help Ransom get over his break up, but Holster thinks about offering anyways.

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    536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
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    72
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    Writing novels had never even been on the table, the idea coming with too many expectations to be just as good, if not better, than his father. As much as he loved it, he just couldn’t handle the pressure.

    All that changed when his best friend, Shitty (don’t ask), got a job as an editor at an up and coming publishing company called ‘Samwell Publishing Haus’.

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    23,235
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    9/12
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    67
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    85
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    14
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    1595
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    Literally no problem has ever been solved by secretly hooking up with one of your good friends whom you are not in love with to cope with the fact that the person who you are actually in love with does not love you. In fact, more problems are probably started by doing this than anything else.

    Holster and Nursey do it anyway.

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    9/?
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    288
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    456
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    67
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    4885
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    When Ransom and Holster had first told him that they’d gotten him a ticket for a Summer cruise, he’d thought they’d been pulling his leg. However, they were quick to explain that sometime around January, they’d found a raffle for a cruise. A few months after entering though, Ransom found an email waiting for him saying that he’d won one of the three raffled tickets. When Bitty had been announced as the next year’s captain, both he and Holster agreed that Bitty should have something fun to do that Summer before going into his senior year.

    Jack knew from the start that joining the Falconers team was one of the best decisions he’d ever made, but now he was beginning to question if that was true or not. He’d made some amazing friends through the team, but as he boarded the ship, it occurred to him just how absurd this all really was. Who else’s friends would sign them up for a cruise without telling them?

    Check, Please! Cruise AU!

    Jack and Bitty both get coerced into taking a cruise during the Summer by their respective friend groups. Plenty of cruise shenanigans, tropical travel, and a whole lot of fluff.

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    Chapters:
    2/9
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
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    3
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    329
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    She smiles, all sharp edges and teeth, and Bitty falls a little bit in love. “You and I,” she announces, “are going to get ice cream together.”

    Lardo gets up, determined, and marches to the hallway, leaving Bitty dumbfounded at the kitchen table. A few moments later she walks back, jacket over her stained t-shirt and pajama pants, and raises an eyebrow at him. “Bittle,” she says. “Are you going to keep me waiting for our first date?”

    Bitty scrambles up, socks sliding on the floor. “It’s three in the morning,” he says. “I doubt anything is even open.”

    “It’s a college town,” Lardo says, unimpressed, twirling the Haus keys in her index finger. “Get a coat and get moving. We’ll find something.”

    Bitty looks down at his clothes—his tye dye t-shirt, his flannel blue pants—and shakes his head. “I should probably get dressed. I look too…”, he stops himself at Lardo’s look. “I look too obvious.”

    “Is it bothering you or is it going to bother other people?” Lardo asks. When Bitty doesn’t answer, she nods. “That’s what I thought. Let’s go.”

    That’s how it starts.

     

    Or, three times Bitty and Lardo go on impromptu midnight field trips, and one time everyone else joins in.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    351
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    Moving to a new town for his freshman year of high school, Eric Bittle has to navigate meeting new people, homophobia from his parents, and being cut off from the activities he loves. He finds his place as a member of his school's hockey team, despite their bad reputation.

    Language:
    English
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    18,111
    Chapters:
    13/17
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1580
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    Holster has a theory he tests on Dex

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    394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    411
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    Holster has a theory about ABBA fans. Shitty thinks he's dead wrong. Jack proves one of them right.

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    "There are only three kinds of ABBA fans; women in their 50's, theater nerds, and LGBT people!"

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    English
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    1,143
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    101
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    461
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    It's great to be engaged to be married!
    But now, you must actually organise an entire wedding. And everyone has opinions on how to do so.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    119
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2235
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    Somewhere deep in the Samwells woods, there's a rickety old house. In the house, there are nine kids.

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    12,151
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    277
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    exactly what it says on the tin, y'all know the drill, i just thought it was time to start a new work. tws on chapters as needed.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    41
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    558
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    “Where do you live?” Holster says, and the cat now looks at him like it’s saying I’m a cat! “Right, duh.”
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    Prompted from tumblr: "My cat has been missing for like a week because you thought it was a friendly stray and let it stay in your apartment while I’ve been two houses down panicking" with Holsom? big Holster with little cats is my kryptonite tbh

    Short & sweet, Holster's POV :)

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    1,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
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    132
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    3
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    418
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    Jack just proposed at center ice, Bitty is a hot mess.
    Their friends are proud, excited, irreverent, and ready to play hockey.
    Their parents are the way to exuberant and ready to plan the wedding. (Boston or Georgia or Montreal?!)
    Jack and Bitty are just want on with the rest of their lives.

    Title subject to change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,401
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    437
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    Shitty has put himself in quite a few situations that cause the team to full name him. Some of the names are rather ridiculous

    Or a 5+1 of the team guessing Shittys name wrong and the one time that they get it right.

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    1,577
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Collections:
    1
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    7
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    81
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    “I think,” Adam says slowly, “we made a mistake.”

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    English
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    3,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    349
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    The Haus Ghosts, Mandy and Jenny, get tired of Jack and Bitty flirting with each other and decide to take matters into their own hands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    279
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    "'It is a truth universally acknowledged that Samwell athletes are the gayest of the gay,'" Nursey reads aloud.

    Holster snorts. "Thanks. We try."

    (AKA the Pride and Prejudice AU I've been threatening on Tumblr for months.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,330
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    565
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    Lardo is tired of answering the tadpoles questions about Shitty so she decides that a story time is in order. The tadpoles are in awe of Shitty by the time it is over. When they finally meet Shitty, they are star struck.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,898
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    305

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