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    Eric "Bitty" Bittle has known he was a man for a while, but it was only when he went off to Samwell that he was able to live as himself, lying to his parents about how he got onto the team and lying to the team about what was in his pants. Well, not lying. More like willful omission for his safety.
    He prepared himself for an environment much like his high school, fearing for his life and hiding a very important piece of himself.
    But honestly, he wasn't at all prepared for what he found at Samwell.
    Safety.

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    Every chapter is a different headcanon originally posted on tumblr about the SMH Gang. I'm going to try to make the chapter titles as descriptive as possible.

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    19/?
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    Jack Zimmerman has been nominated for a make over TV show. His mother, his boss and even his best friend think that it'll change the way that the public think about him for the better.
    But Jack has a reason for accepting and it has absolutely nothing to do with how other people see him.

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    Jack barely speaks up, but he doesn't really have to. Bitty hears him anyway.

    In which Jack keeps kosher and Bitty is confused.

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    Nursey thinks he's figured out the perfect way to find out if Dex might like him, he'll just make it the terms of their bet about getting the first goal. Unfortunately, the best laid plans of mice and men and d-men aft gang agley.

    Dex knew he was giving up winning the best when he passed the puck to Nursey, but he hadn't expected the night to end with a panic attack and coming out to Chowder.

    Are too many lines crossed, or can a good night's sleep and a bottle of teal hair dye mend what is broken and bring Nursey and Dex closer together?

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    Jack Zimmermann has just been traded to the Providence Falconers from the Las Vegas Aces. When he turns down the wrong road while exploring his new city, Jack meets a small blonde boy in sparkly shorts who agrees to help him get home...for a price. Jack, who has been longing for a friend since he moved to this strange new city, somehow finds himself paying Bitty to stay the week in his uptown apartment. Bitty, who is short on the rent this month and is determined to keep a roof over his head, decides sleeping with an NHL player for a week isn't the worst thing he's ever had to do for money. Neither Jack nor Bitty realize just how far you can fall in the span of a week. As the days pass, they find themselves wrapped up in a whirlwind romance that leaves them both breathless...but what will happen when the week is over and they have to go back to real life?

    Or, alternatively, the Pretty Woman Au that literally no one asked for.

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    OMGCP fics cross-posted from my Tumblr that are not Parsom (since those have their own compilation).

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    9/?
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    Eight crazy nights of Hanukkah, Haus-style.

    Featuring Holster initiating the young'uns into the world of greasy goodness, mild fire hazards, and friendships for life.

     

    (Set in Rans/Holster/Lardo's senior year.)

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    Will didn't think he'd even go to college until he got a scholarship. Now that he's here he's glad his mom talked him into applying to Samwell.

    If only he didn't fight with Derek M. Nurse more than he fought with his brothers.

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    8/?
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    Exactly what the name implies. Art for the fic "Operation D" by Pallidvixen

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    “Excuse me! I’m sorry to bother you, but could we get your autograph?”

    Nursey turned toward the voice with a smile plastered on his face. Sure, they were interrupting his date, but he was from New York and was attractive so he was used to people thinking he might be an actor or model. He usually tried to suss out if they had confused him for someone in particular or were just hoping he was someone famous.

    But when he turned, the women weren’t looking at him expectantly, they were looking at Holster.

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    1/1
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    It’s Tango, of course, who asks the question. “Is that a baby?”

    “Uh.” Will’s still resolutely looking at the baby, not at anyone else, wiping some of the tears away from the baby's cheek while it sniffles quietly. “Yeah, it’s a baby. He, uh. He’s mine.”

    There’s a crash, and when Will glances up, Nursey’s standing in the kitchen doorway, mouth open, shards from a broken plate on the floor around his feet. “What the fuck, Dex?”

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    Lucifer was an angel once.

    That’s what Nursey thinks, the first time he sees William Poindexter.

    Because the boy is beautiful even though he shouldn’t be. Even though he’s doubtless the kind of person who would punch you in the face if you said the words “you” and “beautiful” to him in the same sentence.

    His skin is choked with freckles. It’s potentially more freckle than skin. Not just his face, where his nose and cheekbones are so hyper-pigmented they look tanned, but his collarbones and forearms and knuckles. The close-shaved dark ginger stubble of his hair should make his ears look too big or his mouth too wide but instead it accentuates the long curve of his throat, the cup of velvet skin between the tendons in the back of his neck.

    “You’re the new defenseman?” Nursey asks. “William Poindexter?”

    And the boy turns around and considers him with what might be contempt but what might just be the way his face looks and says, “Yeah?” like its a challenge.

    And Nursey thinks:

    Oh no.

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    Dex was tired when the alarm went off on his phone. He hated every time Hanukkah lined up with finals, but complaining didn’t seem to make a difference to the professors or the administration. It’s not like Hanukkah required a lot of partying or anything, but he was spending a lot more time cooking (especially latkes and sufganiyot because college hockey boys) which tended to push the studying later. And later. And later.

    But he’d finished his last final that morning. And better yet, Ransom should have just finished his as well, and Bitty was still in his, which meant the Haus kitchen had been available for baking.

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    The Festival of Lights is always fun and meaningful. Holster and Shitty always share it with their SMH bros

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    1/1
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    2
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    17
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    Holster asks his fellow d-men to celebrate the third night of Hanukkah with him in a bonding session of movies and fried foods. If it's less bonding session and more date, all the better.

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    Collection of short fics and ficlets first posted on Tumblr. Generally Zimbits.

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    31/31
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    131
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    287
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    17
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    3520
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    When Dan Erikson is assigned to write an article about Jack Zimmermann's years in college, he thinks he knows what he's getting into.

    Then he meets Professor Simpson, Jack's photography professor.

    [also known as: Good Guy Reporter Dan Erikson]

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    Justin and Adam used to share a room. Now they just share a wall.

    It's... not enough.

    --

    canon compliant up to "haus 2.0"

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    A proposal story.

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    670
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    1/1
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    8
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    64
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    201

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