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    Bitty goes to bed after his "lucky shot" having made a decision. When he wakes up he ... is not where he expected to be. He has a career, and a baby, and -- this is the biggest surprise of all -- a husband who looks a lot like Jack Zimmermann.

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    In 2009, Jack Zimmermann was drafted 2nd overall to the Providence Falconers. After a tumultuous first season in the minors, Jack returns to the NHL and is named captain within a year. Known to the media as the "hockey robot," no one seems to be able to break through the polite barrier that Jack has built — no one until Eric Bittle, newest intern at NBC 10. Bitty, interning as a requirement for his journalism degree at nearby Samwell University, forms an instant connection with Jack. Throughout the rest of the season, and the rest of Bitty's junior year at Samwell, the two grow closer while learning how to both trust each other and succeed in their respective careers.

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    Jack Zimmermann, local witch and son of the famous Bad Bob and Alicia Zimmermann, gets assigned to the Samwell Pack as an emissary, where he meets the most unconventional pack he's ever heard of, the world's nicest alpha, and makes some friends (and maybe more) along the way.

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    Lucifer was an angel once.

    That’s what Nursey thinks, the first time he sees William Poindexter.

    Because the boy is beautiful even though he shouldn’t be. Even though he’s doubtless the kind of person who would punch you in the face if you said the words “you” and “beautiful” to him in the same sentence.

    His skin is choked with freckles. It’s potentially more freckle than skin. Not just his face, where his nose and cheekbones are so hyper-pigmented they look tanned, but his collarbones and forearms and knuckles. The close-shaved dark ginger stubble of his hair should make his ears look too big or his mouth too wide but instead it accentuates the long curve of his throat, the cup of velvet skin between the tendons in the back of his neck.

    “You’re the new defenseman?” Nursey asks. “William Poindexter?”

    And the boy turns around and considers him with what might be contempt but what might just be the way his face looks and says, “Yeah?” like its a challenge.

    And Nursey thinks:

    Oh no.

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    Eric is an up and coming Youtuber. He's steadily gaining followers for his baking tutorials and vlogging about his life. But his mom and Coach find the vlog and give him an ultimatum: "Be straight" or leave. Thankfully, fellow Youtuber, Shitty, reaches out a helping hand.

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    Jack and Bitty break up. Bitty moves on. Jack looks back.

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    Jack despairs when Samwell Men's Hockey is threatened and he doesn't know if he can save it, and he thinks everyone who cares about him would be better off of he'd never been born. With a little help, he sees how the lives of his loved ones would have played out without him.

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    Personal trainer Eric Bittle is used to seeing famous people around the gym where he works, but he did not expect one of them to request to be his client. He especially did not expect that client to be the handsome NHL superstar Jack Zimmermann. He definitely did not expect Jack Zimmermann to be so friendly, and charming in a dorky kind of way. Eric Bittle was in trouble.

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    “Ever since I could remember, my MooMaw talked to me about love… it’s one of the most magical things you could ever experience. Now, I knew a thing or two about magic, and about desire. I’m what you call a clairvoyant.”

    When Bitty dreams of the man he’s meant to be with—he has to admit he was a little taken back when fisherman Will Poindexter showed up. The two get married after a day, and suddenly Bitty finds himself in New York City, dispensing advice and sharing visions with his new neighbors. It was all going relatively well until he met skeptical psychiatrist, Doctor Jack Zimmermann. Bitty realizes that maybe his soulmate vision was wrong, but can he fix everything without breaking any hearts? A Zimbits AU based on the 1990s movie The Butcher’s Wife.

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    Jack and Bitty embark on the next adventure in their life on the Bittle Family Peach Orchard. We pick up right where we left off in Apricity. This fic will make more sense if you read Apricity first.

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    “There are so,” he says. He pauses as a car rattles down the street. “There are so many things I’d like to say to you.”
    “Say them,” Adam whispers. It’s not so much a command as a plea. “Say them. Please.”
    They haven’t really talked about it, never in the sun. It’s only ever here on the roof or hushed and secret in Adam’s bunk late when the last partygoer has cleared out or those bone-crushing hugs after a goal, the ones that maybe linger a second too long and hours not long enough.
    Justin’s selfish, and that’s why he shakes his head and says, “I wish I could say them in the daylight.”
    But he’s scared too and they both are so when Adam says, “I wish we could too,” they climb back into the window and hold each other in Adam’s bed.
    “If things were different,” Adam says into the quiet.
    Justin doesn’t say anything, and Adam doesn’t finish his thought. Adam crawls on top of him and Justin holds him tight as they kiss and try to keep from shaking apart.
    __________________________

    Justin and Adam, junior to senior year & a little beyond. Starts sad but gets happy, I promise :) Justin's POV.

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    The evolution of the platonic soulmate bro-bond between Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann

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    Still rebounding from a breakup, Derek Nurse moves into a loft in downtown LA and attempts to navigate living with five former college hockey players.

    Or, a New Girl AU.

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    That quickie in the club bathroom is probably her biggest fuck up ever.

    But the large Baja Blast sloshing around in her stomach is quickly becoming a close second.

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    Jack squints at his phone, then over at his beautiful sleeping boyfriend, then back at his phone. The headline screams, “JACK ZIMMERMANN OUTED BY BF’S DRUNKEN RANT!”

    He frowns in confusion. Bitty is here, has been here, and is so careful about drinking in public, especially now that he has a secret NHL boyfriend…. who may not be a secret anymore.

    He doesn’t want to wake said boyfriend so he scrolls past the embedded video and down to the gallery that promises, “Years of Flamboyant, Forbidden Love.” Years? He wishes. Flamboyant? Bitty is many things- fierce, yes- fabulous, certainly- but he never struck Jack as flamboyant. He hesitates, then taps on the first picture. And there is Jack, smiling, laughing, looking happy, a hand on his face squishing one cheek while the other gets enthusiastically kissed…. by his flamboyant, mustachioed best friend. Great.

    “Well,” Jack whispers to himself. “This is….. Shitty.”

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    Jack Zimmermann had finally gotten back on his feet after his famous overdose, but misperceptions and situations out of his control have pulled his dreams away from him and landed him in prison. The people there aren't as mean as he expects, but he still knows he doesn't belong there. But did this career-ruining mishap actually land him exactly where he needed to be?

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    Jack lets Shitty drag him out to a party and though reluctant at first, Jack finds himself making friends and learning there’s a whole other side to college life he’s been missing out on.

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    Shitty and Lardo throw a dinner party for their friends--but it's a little more than what Bitty, Jack, Ransom, and Holster bargained for.

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    Cora-Anne Larissa Bittle-Zimmermann has way too many names, and twice as many problems. Luckily, she's growing up with 2 doting dads, 2 adorable siblings, and a whole host of weird "Aunts" and "Uncles" who help to make life a little bit better.

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    “So that’s four for micropenis, three for erectile dysfunction, and three for he asked to take a shit on Kent’s face,” Holster said, tallying them up on a sheet of paper, Mario Kart and pizza long forgotten in the face of this new entertainment.

    “Yes,” Chowder said, “though remember that I was reluctant to say anything against -”

    “Yeah, yeah, you didn’t wanna shit-talk Jack, though it’s pretty fucking clear something spooked Kent and you’re just being honest about guessing what,” Holster said, flapping his hand.

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