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    They stop by a convenience store on the way out of town so Ransom can refill his gas tank and they can load up on the disgusting snacks that neither Holster, as an officially signed member of the NHL or Ransom, as a medical student, should ever even consider putting in their bodies. After that it’s less than five minutes to the highway, and they roll down the windows and blast Nicki Minaj, and Holster tries to rap along to Super Bass, and Ransom can’t stop laughing. He’s sure that if there’s a heaven, this is what it would feel like.

    Ransom and Holster spend their last summer together on the road. "Last" has never felt more like a four letter word.

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    I'm going to start posting my fics from tumblr from prompts from you guys - head over there if you have any requests http://derekkpoindexter.tumblr.com/

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    Post-college socializing is harder to organize than Ransom expected. Fortunately, his best bro is there for him. In every way.

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    SMH is well known through Los Santos as people not to be played with. A family first, a gang second, but where did they begin? Were they born into it, or did they stumble across this life?
    Each of them has a past, and a story.

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    Adam Birkholtz, Justin thinks nervously, is very tall.

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    Lots of changes and intro to my little spin-off.

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    [In which Chowder has diabetes, Jack does everything at 100%, Bitty never went to Samwell, and the boys would fall apart without Farmer.]

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    All Holster wanted to do was go to sleep after some late night loving. Unfortunately for him, Ransom swears he heard something...

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    It's their last kegster as members of SMH, and Ransom knows he looks good. The romper accentuates every asset hockey gave him and he chose the color specifically because it goes perfectly with his complexion. He looks good - better than good. Ransom knows he looks great.

    But Holster looks incredible.

    (Ransom and Holster are idiots, but they're idiots in love).

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    All Ransom wanted to do was get through his shifts at his crappy craft store job and be left alone. Babysitting a large, muscled customer was not part of the job description...

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    Adam Birkholtz loved movies. Action movies were great, epic space operas better, comedies are fun, hockey movies = totally swawesome. But deep down, hidden under his hockey bro facade, he was a romantic at heart, and he could never get enough of a heart-warming romantic film. They’re like pizza: the more gooey cheese, the better.

    He’d long hoped that he might have something like that, someday: the kind of love that sweeps you off your feet, an epic tale of star-crossed lovers that pulls at your heartstrings and makes you want to just hug it and go awwwww.

    This is not that kind of story. This is a story of two guys stumbling into love the way others stumble into a door frame in the middle of the night: You fumble along for a while in the dark, then something comes and smacks you in the face and you’re standing there, rubbing your face, thinking “Oh, was that always there?”

    All they needed was to turn on the light.

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    In which Ransom chooses Duke for medical school, the boys move to Durham, and Holster has to figure out what to do with his life.

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    In only a few short minutes, a limousine would pull up and deposit the first batch of gorgeous women into his lap. Then another limousine would provide the second round. And then a third. His only job would be to determine which women he found most attractive, with which he could see a potential for love.

    As if the situation weren’t surreal enough, he’d had only two weeks to prepare for the next several months of his life. Two weeks to turn his life upside down.

    As usual, he blamed Lardo.

     

    Justin Oluransi quits his job and goes on the reality dating TV show The Bachelor looking to find love. It should be simple, but what he finds is nothing he (or Bachelor host Adam Birkholtz) could ever have imagined of in their wildest dreams.

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    A wild weekend for the gang leads to a confusing morning wherein they try to put together the puzzle pieces of just what the fuck they got up to last night...

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    “Holy shit, we’re basically married.” Adam finally says.
    He gets up. He’s going to need something stronger than beer for this revelation.

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    When Lardo tells Shitty what she wants for her birthday, she prefaces it with, “Okay, before you say anything, I’ve already thought about the implications of this in the context of my identity as a queer Asian woman living in a white heterosexist patriarchy, and I want to do it anyway.”

    “Bro,” Shitty says, looking almost tearful. “That is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever heard.”

    (Or: Lardo has a bucket list, and Ransom and Holster have her back.)

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    While at Samwell, Ransom gets a job at the Rec center teaching water aerobics. Generally his class is filled to the brim with old ladies and their husbands, so he’s shocked to arrive at class at the beginning of the semester and find Adam Birkholtz, ex-hockey player, who’s there to supplement his physical therapy with gentle cardio.

    Things only get more complicated from there.

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    Ransom needs some help practicing for an exam. Time for some doctor roleplay.

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    Ransom and Holster wanna fuck Bitty. They figure the best way to do so is while he's drunk, so to get him to that point is through giving him alcohol. But he's not drinking it...

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    Ransom gets sucked into a video game. Holster has to save him.

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