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  1. Made in the Milling: The Sadie Miller Story by

    Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon), Achewood  

    17 Mar 2018

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    You know that thing where a dying guy passes on his MacGuffin and things get really complicated? Sadie Miller just had that trope waltz into her life. She's got a ticket to the Great Outdoor Fight--three days, three acres, three thousand men, all vying to see who is the best fighter. Can she even dream of making it to the Acres, much less survive, much less win? Only one way to find out--and all of Beach City is getting in on the game.

    Debatably* a feel-good story about personal achievement through ass-kicking. Definitely extremely profane and bloody. Technically an AU splitting off from when Peridot was in her "toilet goblin" phase. Crack fic? At points, literally.

    *Somehow autocorrected to "detestably" even though this was posted from a computer. How..?

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    English
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    19,414
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    114

  2. Hell is an Open Door by for Longpig

    Fandoms: Achewood  

    23 Dec 2017

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    Nice Pete goes to Hell. It's what he always knew it would be.

    Language:
    English
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    1,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    57

  3. [Podfic] A Very Achewood Christmas (Old-School!) by

    Fandoms: Achewood  

    16 Mar 2016

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    “Dang Ray you can’t give a kid like Philippe such as mouthwash and a condom from a men’s room vending machine for Christmas. I mean I’m used to it by now, we been friends for years, but Philippe’s still got dreams and so forth.”

    Language:
    English
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    34
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
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    93

  4. Ray Accidentally Discovers A Group Of Hunter-Gatherers by

    Fandoms: Achewood  

    12 Jun 2011

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    Me and this dude Tony Gies are total knuckleheads since old times and sometimes we dick around in IRC and make up fake Achewood storylines. This one is about Ray Smuckles crash-landing on an isolated island of hunter-gatherers who have no contact with modern society.

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    English
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    485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    258

  5. A Very Achewood Christmas (Old-School!) by for theonlytwin

    Fandoms: Achewood  

    24 Dec 2010

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    “Dang Ray you can’t give a kid like Philippe such as mouthwash and a condom from a men’s room vending machine for Christmas. I mean I’m used to it by now, we been friends for years, but Philippe’s still got dreams and so forth.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    906
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    828

  6. Ray Refilms Charlie And The Chocolate Factory For Roast Beef's Birthday by

    Fandoms: Achewood  

    09 Nov 2010

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    It's pretty self-explanatory. I am Darth_Hipster, and tgies is A_Female_Ass.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    675
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    221

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