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    In the village where I grew up, nothing seems the same! Still, you never see the change from day to day...

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    So far, we've followed intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan as he attempts to hire The Midnight Crew to take down The Felt and a certain unknown mobster kingpin named The DMK. We've learned about his Troubles, met his Associates, learned some Secrets, reviewed the Investigation, and examined everyone's Lifestyle. Then we watched as everyone involved set out their Best Laid Plans. So now we'll finally see how all of this Ends. The series concludes with the chapters herein. You didn't think I'd leave you guys hanging, did you?

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    6/?
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    24
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    Midnight City spawned from the ashes, forged by dark magic and uncontested will. Spades Slick was its undisputed kingpin, and Lord English his ultimate enemy. Unfortunately, fate isn't kind to the inhabitants of this semi-prosperous metropolis, and the shadows that lie beyond the Furthest Ring have plans for these unsuspecting mobsters.

    You should never put all your cards on the table. You might lose a hand or two.

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    7/?
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    There was a time, not so long ago, when the Personal Servitor took a wrong turn.

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    “So what I was thinkin' was...” Oh goodness. It is never a good time for Mr Sleuth to say that. You almost dread what crazy scheme he is about to put into motion, yet both Mr Ace and yourself continue listening anyway. Perhaps you are just as insane as Mr Sleuth's schemes?

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    13/?
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    169
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    Our brave three detectives are hard up on cash again! Thankfully, Problem Sleuth has a totally legal and not at all sexy solution.

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    Problem Sleuth is up to his eyeballs in missing persons, Ace Dick is up to his eyeballs in the hijinks of the increasingly powerful Midnight Crew, and Pickle Inspector is up to his eyeballs in a teleporting mansion outside of town. Poorly constructed metaphor aside, everyone's eyeballs are pretty tired. But there's no rest for the weary, as once the missing persons start to correlate with the mansion's peculiar residents, the city's underbelly only becomes more convoluted.

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    9/?
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    10
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    Legends foretold of cursed Aztec gold aren't anything to sneer at, but they certainly do make quite a story. The infamous privateering Midnight Crew is about to learn the hard way why blood money is best left alone-- and that even eternal life comes with a price.

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    2/?
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    18
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    3
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    Ace Dick is very suspicious of where Problem Sleuth is getting the money to pay for rent, new clothes, and anything else he needs.

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    2
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    4 stabdads, 4 stabkids, a mob of green puppet men led by a sentient cueball, and a missing private eye.

    Add conflict, bloodshed, and a healthy dose of death.

    Mix well, and repeat.

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    2/?
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    You're not sure when it started. You're always vaguely nauseous, but this is different. You haven't had it this bad since you started walking.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    37
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    1
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    365
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    It is in coming to know Pickle Inspector that you realize he could be something a little better. Something a little more like you.

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    2/2
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    30
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    3
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    Once upon a time, some alien mobsters adopted some babies. This, for some reason, made a lot of people very angry and was generally regarded as a bad move.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    After John dies, Vriska has to to endure the hardships of being a single mother for Casey. Can the Spider8itch take care of a child while trying to get a decent job? Is her more problematic sister going to help her after years of not talking with each other? Can Terezi avoid her dark past from ruining her new life?

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    25,377
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    121
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    63
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    A series of shorts, shipping snippets written at school.

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    16/?
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    25
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    2
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    Sleuth tries to make his boyfriends breakfast, and quickly learns that Pulchritude alone can't make an omelet. Oneshot.

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    1/1
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    26
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    1
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    Brushing off a lack of memory becomes really difficult when Problem Sleuth starts finding evidence that he committed the very crimes he's dedicated himself to stopping. But with the evidence piling up, Sleuth might not be able to get out of being thrown in the slammer this time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,368
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
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    6
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    284
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    SBURB is meant to challenge its players into growing as people. SBURB sometimes gets an Ace Dick.

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    1/1
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    33
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    Problem Sleuth is enjoying Christmas with his team so far. Inspector is thoughtful and Dick is late.

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    341
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    1/1
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    6
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    1
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    Patrick Sloan, a problem sleuth of the "highest" caliber, and his associates "Ace" Dick Dunn and Peter Inesco attempt to hire the infamous gang of ne'er-do-wells known as The Midnight Crew to help them crack a case that has had him puzzled for some time now. --- This limited edition of the ongoing story's first act collects and refurbishes the previously separate Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman, Associates of a Legitimate Businessman, Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman, Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman, and Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman in one multichaptered work for ease of access and new insights. Come read this newer, more definitive edition of the fic that people are calling "hardboiled" and "sparsely updated"!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,069
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    308

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