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    Phil is a blind accountant. While he's walking home from work, his dog gets away from him. When Phil finds his dog he also finds, a man.

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    Based on a tumblr prompt from desert_neon who wanted:

    a C/C AU where Phil is the “boring accountant” who is fixing up his apartment and Clint is the hot home improvement store guy? Except Phil really only needed to go in once, he’s actually hired a pro to do the whole thing, everything else is an excuse to see Clint. Which is killing his contractor, because it shouldn’t take this many trips to pick out paint and sinks and stuff, wth, guy?

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    As a child, Phil Coulson was vaccinated against whooping cough. In one version of the story, the vaccination held and he went on to become Agent Coulson, SHIELD bad-ass and Avengers liaison. In another, though, he was one of the few the vaccine doesn't protect and he nearly died when he was ten, suffering permanent lung damage and recurrent asthma. This is the story of what happened after that.

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    After a month's worth of preparation, Phil learns the hard way that finally proposing to Clint was the easy part.

    Written for the AU: Mundane square on my trope_bingo card.

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    Phil Coulson had spent the better part of his life trying to convince himself that he wasn't bored with it, that he wasn't lonely and that everything had turned out the way he'd always imagined it would. But when one night a stranger suddenly appears in his bedroom - armed with a bow and arrows no less - Phil is forced to revise his assessment of his life. He's drawn into Agent Barton's orbit and ends up following him across the globe as both Barton's agency and some other 'bad guys' try to hunt them down.

    “Who are you?” Phil asked, his mind still reeling from the unexpected appearance. “And how did you get in here?”

    The stranger’s sharp eyes shifted away and it felt as though an invisible weight had been lifted from Phil’s shoulders as his focus was diverted.

    “The window,” his voice was smooth and low, as if he was used to acting invisible and wanted to draw as little attention to himself as possible. “You shouldn’t leave it open.”

    Phil’s eyebrows shot up involuntarily. “On the off chance that someone will climb through it?” he asked incredulously. “We are on the twenty-third floor.”

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