Accidental Child Acquisition
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Clark and Lois after the end of the world.
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- Part 2 of The Dead Flag Blues
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Life for me ain’t been no crystal stair by tigriswolf
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Sep 2014
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The man who was once a weapon (and is trying to become a man again) finds a child wheezing one night. It awakens something inside him.
[or, the ex-Winter Soldier imprints on a child and lets her become his conscience]
[mostly fluff]
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- Part 207 of comment_fic drabbles
- Part 1 of imprinting
- Part 27 of meme fics
- Part 279 of Alternate Universe
- Part 50 of Fix-it
- Part 52 of Outside POV
- Part 49 of fluff
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More Than the Moon Loves the Stars? by handschuhmaus
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
19 May 2015
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Bane tries to read Zannah's small charge a bedtime story. Things go slightly awry.
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Strays by Axandrela
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Agent Carter (TV), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
24 Sep 2015
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How a family formed by one team recruiting a stray teenage boy who later gathered his own strays.
Currently Being Rewritten. Rewrite will be posted separately and take this spot in 'Lost and Found' and 'A Family Of Spies and Superheroes' but this will remain posted
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- Part 1 of Lost and Found
- Part 5 of A Family of Spies and Superheroes
- Part 2 of Rewritten/Shelved Marvel Fics
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We'll Figure It out as We Go by Riddle_of_the_sphinx
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Batman (Comics)
08 Jan 2017
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When Batman goes to investigate a case involving Talia for his boyfriend Edward he ends up finding baby Damian. Bruce doesn’t know how to raise a baby, and Edward is new to parenthood in general. They don’t completely know what they are doing, but they do know that they will figure it out as they go.
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Matt finds a little orphan after a raid in a human trafficking ring. Knowing like no other how damaging an orphanage can be, he roams aimlessly through the streets of Hell's kitchen with the child in his arms and no clue what to do.
Thankfully, there's Frank.
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When the girl lands face-first on the transporter pad, her nose impacting Jim’s shoe in a way that definitely hurts her more than it hurts him, he doesn’t pay much attention to what she’s wearing.
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draw your lines across this map [the BURNING ATLAS remix] by hellbeast
Fandoms: 아저씨 | The Man from Nowhere (2010)
25 Aug 2017
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Her mother was dead and so was her father, or brother, or whoever the hell the Pawnshop Ghost was. She was his responsibility now.
He'll have to... what, take her somewhere? What does one even do with children?
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Chicken Soup for the Brainwashed Assassin's Soul by Flora_Obsidian
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
14 Nov 2017
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The Winter Soldier has no given purpose in the wake of HYDRA's fall, and dedicates all available time and resources to the destruction of the group which turned him into what he is. But something is different about the most recent base destroyed...
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As a last resort, they finally send Mikoto to talk to her.
Kushina's not impressed, even though she has to admire their tenacity. They’ve tried three different elders, the woman who works at the ramen stand she likes almost as much as Teuchi’s, and Fugaku. Apparently, after the utter failure of that last one, they're attempting to pull out all the stops.
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- Part 2 of MikoKushi Drabbles
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Mama Keith, Or How the Red Paladin Adopted a Gaggle of Galra Children by Meowmeowmerida
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
02 Feb 2018
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Galra are very protective of their children, but sometimes there are those who aren't as concerned. Keith has some very Galra instincts and abandonment issues. This is either a recipe for something wonderful or a complete disaster.
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Just when Spencer is questioning his role in the BAU a new job and an offer of another kid make Spencer take a leap of faith into the unknown.
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- Part 1 of Love Grows With Music
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A Love That Won't Sit Still by yunmin for flexible_flyer
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Nov 2017
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The end of the war should have meant a chance for everyone to settle down into happiness, but Luke and Wedge are struggling to understand exactly how they’re supposed to make a relationship work. What with Luke off hunting for Jedi artefacts, and Wedge still flying for the New Republic military, they simply don’t spend the time they need to together. What they want – a family and a life together – isn’t necessarily what they can have.
Until Wedge brings back a baby from a mission, and suddenly he has to work out how to be a parent. Meanwhile, Luke is far away from home, searching for something that he’s told no one about, and Wedge wonders what he’ll make of all this.
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Harry likes kids. That doesn't mean he's ready for a small boy to turn up on the doorstep of Grimmauld Place insisting that Harry is his father. That was weird enough, but the child identifying Draco Malfoy as his other parent was something Harry had no bloody idea how to handle.
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When his masters get murdered, Yuzuru decides to flee with the remaining member of the family. How is he meant to care for a child while figuring out what happened though? Raised to punish his enemies in a brutal way, forgotten by his own parents, he has no idea how to care for another human being. Not when he relies on rules and orders to stay alive himself.
At least, he can count on his old friend Ibara, right? If only one of them had his life together. -
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Angus investigates Glamour Springs and meets a wizard. Taako lets him tag along. Magnus and Merle are cool with it. It’s not like it’s going to be the start of a life-changing, world-saving, three-year-podcast adventure, right?
Spoiler alert: it is, and Angus joins Taako, Magnus, and Merle for the whole journey in... the Adventure Zone!
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- Part 1 of Party of Four or More
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If you think that I'm going soft, you're welcome to stop by my office. Bring a blade.
It's juvenile and foolish and Daud should discourage it, but he doesn't, and so the Novices chatter amongst themselves and dare each other to challenge him. -
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Will and Derek didn't intend for their boring, quiet vacation in Maine to end with the invention of a scholarship and the semi-adoption of a teenage art prodigy, but sometimes these things happen. (ft. Shitty & Lardo as guest avenging angels)
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- Part 3 of Petals and Thorns
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Robin scoffed, running over the last few days’ events in her head; trying to pinpoint when, exactly, she had become a mother and why wasn't she freaking out about it.
Alice, surprisingly, (or maybe not so much considering that she was, well, Alice) fell in her new role like it was always meant to be like this. And who here could say that it really wasn’t?The one where Alice and Robin accidentaly stumble upon a little boy on the woods and maybe fall a little bit in love with him.
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- Part 4 of we'll find each other's arms
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The Swear Jar by TrickPhotography
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
04 Jul 2019
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This is not what Steve thought he would get for a present on his 100th birthday
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chosen (blood) family by chaoscookiescrimes
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
06 Apr 2022
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Harry and Hermione, fresh from a wizarding war and with no one else in this new world steal themselves a father. Well, steal is a little harsh. He agreed after all. Granted he was a little intoxicated and they were vague on the details but hey, other families started under those conditions too.
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It seems that no universe is able to chill when it comes to Gotham's Waynes. But what if this one did, just a little?
Tim is adopted early.
Jason never dies.
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Death was decidedly dissatisfied with the care being shown by certain bacteria towards his favorite one. He would have preferred to just reap the impertinent apes responsible, but unfortunately, that option was off the table. Luckily, a bit of research showed a different option just in time for Dean Winchester to catch up with him in a little pizzeria in Chicago.
(Picks up S05Ep21 & post-Book 2)
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- Part 5 of Gwen's Multi Chapters
- Part 2 of Whumptober 2021
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Secrets of the R(a)ising Sun by Lurkz
Fandoms: The Wheel of Time (TV), Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
02 Apr 2022
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Siuan smirked a little. “Maybe.” She reached out to brush a lock of hair behind Moiraine’s ear, studying her face for a moment. “You have news.”
Moiraine nodded, automatically reaching up to twine their fingers together. “Alanna arrived.”
Siuan’s eyes widened. “With the children?”
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Thirteen years after the Aiel War, Moiraine is now Queen of Cairhien and Siuan is the Amyrlin Seat. Still dedicated to their mission to find the Dragon Reborn, they've had to modify their methods a bit and enlist some help, intent on making the world ready for the Dragon Reborn once they find them. When Alanna shows up in Cairhien with a pack of children from a town that wasn't on the list, Moiraine isn't entirely sure what to do with them but also knows she can't turn them away.Bookmarked by bluenamelover
30 Jan 2022
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Moiraine as Sun Queen of Cairhien. Still bonded to Lan, and still in a secret relationship with Amyrlin Siuan.
Seems to have brought Alanna, Maksim and Ihvon into their quest to find the Dragon Reborn.
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Tommy runs away from Dream, but instead of stopping at Technoblade’s house, he keeps running.
Along the way, he builds himself a cottage, adopts some pets, does some therapeutic writing, and all in all has a peaceful existence, far away from his manipulator.
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to spin something out of nothing (from lead to gold) by RyDyKG
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
26 Jan 2021
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Everyday you wake up, and you choose kindness, because you’ve had enough of violence throughout your entire life. And maybe, just this once, that’s okay.
(Tommy isn’t expecting others to follow his route of cutting off from Dream’s puppet strings, but he gets a few neighbours anyways.)
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- Part 5 of Insouciant
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making it better for whoever comes after by RyDyKG
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Jan 2021
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You walk into the Nether with five invisibility potions in your inventory, wearing gold boots and diamond everything else, with a diamond pickaxe and axe gleaming violet with enchantments, and a determination to get in and get out without running into anyone.
You walk out of the Nether with five empty bottles, a half-broken enchanted Netherite pickaxe, no axe, and a little blaze-hybrid clutched under your arm.
(Or: Raising a child when you are traumatised and inexperienced, but wanting to make sure your child will be happy, and all that entails.)
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- Part 4 of Insouciant
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How To Obtain A Child And Husband Entirely By Accident by Insomnia_Productions
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
06 Jan 2017
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“Um… who are you?”
“I'm your dad, kid.”
“No you're not, shut the hell up, now leave forever and stay the fuck away from my son.”
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Or: Chuuya accidentally adopts a kid.
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Expecting the unexpected by WanderingSea
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Nov 2021
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All Darcy really wanted was tacos. Of course she knew that her life wasn’t exactly normal, and things could get a little bit strange and off the rails, but tacos were simple, tacos were easy right....? Well at least she’s come to learn how to expect the unexpected.
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Darcy comes back from being captured with two surprises in store. What will the avengers do when one of their dearest friends brings back two new recruits? More importantly what is she going to do?
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“Uh— Phil?” The man calls over his shoulder, golden eyes never leaving Tommy’s face, “I need your help over here.”
Tommy bares his teeth, wings fluttering threateningly. He doesn’t want the man to get help, he wants him to go away.
Another man steps into view. This one is short and blonde, with wings a hundred times bigger than Tommy’s, and he’s dressed just as nice as the first man. He hasn’t seen Tommy yet; he’s looking at the big pink one. Mouth open like he’s going to speak.
Tommy hisses again, louder this time. And the man's head snaps towards him— which doesn’t scare Tommy. He doesn’t shrink back, doesn’t try to tuck away his wings with a whine. Because he’s big. He’s big and scary; nothing is scarier than him and he knows it, because he says it.
“Oh,” The man says softly, expression falling at his eyes dart across Tommy’s face. “Oh, mate.”
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Tommy is a small little gooseboy who gets picked up by some bewildered ambassadors and their son. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of He's just a little dude
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Shouta's Well Defined Daily Schedule (Enter the Problem Child) by ShadeCrawler
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Dec 2021
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Shouta and Midoriya muddle their way through the first day of being foster father and foster son. As long as Shouta can get through the day without making the kid cry then he'll have counted the day as a success.
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- Part 3 of Accidental (Problem) Child Acquisition
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The line disconnects with a click.Techno gratefully puts the handheld back in its cradle and rubs at his temples.
“Enjoying yourself?” Phil asks, shutting the office door behind himself. He’s still geared, sword at his waist, gorget high on his throat, but he’s ditched the helm for his usual hat.
“There’s gonna be some fucking idiot bringing us a raccoon or something,” Techno informs him.
“Oh?”
“Apparently there’s some, quote: ‘fucked up demon kid’ under his shed eating his goats.”
“But--”
“Yes, I told him.”
“I see.”Series
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Bookmarked by aeternamutans
12 Nov 2021
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Then there is a man peering into the crate at him. He’s got blond hair and blue eyes. He’s a human and he’s a hunter and he’s going to kill Tommy.
“Hi there mate,” he says in a near whisper, “you don’t look like you’re having a good day, huh?”
Tommy whines and hides his face in his knees. He starts rocking again, its soothing, its something to do. Its all he can do.
“Oh little one,” the hunter says softly. “We’re not going to hurt you, its okay, you’re gonna be alright.”
Tommy shakes his head and rocks faster.
“I promise,” the hunter says.
Tommy slaps his hands over his ears. He doesn’t want to hear the lies. He doesn’t want to know what’s happening. He doesn’t want to die, he never wanted to die. He just wants--someone. Anyone.
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paint the picture that you want by PrismaticAvocado
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Nov 2021
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji accidentally acquire another son.Lan Wangji huffs in amusement on the other side of the bed, and Wei Wuxian peeks over A-Yu to smile at his husband. They certainly make quite the cute little family all cuddled up in bed like this—Wei Wuxian stroking their son’s hair that has mostly fallen from where Lan Wangji had put it up for sleeping earlier and legs intertwined with Lan Wangji who is straightening out A-Yu’s already straight sleeping robe. The only thing missing is their eldest, but Lan Sizhui is probably a little old to be cuddling his parents in bed.
(Written for Wei Wuxian November Mayhem | Prompts used: parent!wwx, artist, painting)
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- Part 6 of Wei Wuxian November Mayhem
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Wilbur shuddered at the idea of getting bitten by an army of raccoons. “I won’t hurt you,” Wilbur said.
“Good.” Tommy still looked nervous though, and he hunched his shoulders down, somehow making his already small form even smaller. “Because… because they’ll bite you.”
“Good for them,” Wilbur said, “I don’t want you feeling unsafe here.”
OR, Prince Wilbur finds a raccoon hybrid by the name of Tommy in a palace storage room, being fed and cared for by an army of raccoons.
So Wilbur decides to adopt.
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07 Nov 2021
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But if there really was some creature trying to sneak around the palace, how come they managed to disappear so quickly? The idea was strange, almost impossible to consider.
This required some detective work.
After pacing around the spot with the paw prints, Wilbur decided the only way to do it was to attempt to catch the creature in the act. That shouldn’t be too hard, should it?
Wilbur slowly started turning around and stepping away from the crime scene.
“I guess there’s nothing here,” Wilbur said loudly, as though he thought the creature was going to be sentient enough to understand that Wilbur was onto them.
Wilbur didn’t wait to see a flash of fur. Instead, he spun around almost instantly, just in time to see a raccoon duck underneath one of the floor tiles. As soon as the raccoon was properly underground, the tile went back down silently, looking completely unmoved.
What… the hell.
What sort of castle had a tile that was a completely silent secret passage? What was the purpose of that? How on earth could that be considered safe?
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Marching on Light by Lemonsunset
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Sep 2021
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When the longnecks do something terrible to their buir, Kote and his fellow future commanders set out to find the only people that can help them: The Jedi. The universe will never be the same.
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“He wanted to stay.” Shay shrugged. “Not t’mention that he’s Kanien'kehá:ka. I’m friends with an Onyota'a:ka tribe. They’re nowhere near the same. Might be trouble, even if the Elder owes me big.”
“Want to stay,” Ratonhnhaké:ton muttered, glowering at Haytham, not in the least intimidated, and Shay grinned despite himself at Haytham’s rising eyebrows. “Shay is teacher. I learn how to fight. You, I no like.”
There was a badly stifled whistling sound of mirth behind Shay, even as it became a struggle for Shay to hold his own expression carefully blank. Haytham glowered at them both regardless, then beckoned to Shay, his tone wintry. “A word, Captain.”
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Mo has long since come to terms with the fact no one in Konoha needs him. He doesn't mind, really. If no one here cares about him, surely there's someone somewhere else who will. He's got a plan to find them, that someone who'll make his life worth living, but plans in a Shinobi village rarely go smoothly. Now he's got two kids to worry about, a jinjuriki that won't leave him alone, and a genius who seems to think they're kindred spirits.
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Mo would rather run far, far away than deal with his own problems.
He sticks around to deal with theirs.A completely self-indulgent OC insert.
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21 Sep 2021
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With their anniversary drawing close, Parker learns about the birthday of sex, finds an apprentice and stumbles into a job for the team. Also wherein Eliot is growly and awesome, Alec is a genius, Sophie is the fastest con in the west… or anywhere, and Nate puts up with all of them.
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"So, mate- Tommy , be real with me here, why are you following me?
Tommy pauses.
"You don't ha-"
"I just- didn't wanna be there anymore." Tommy mumbles, voice a lot less loud and strident.Tommy curls up into himself a little bit, just enough to be noticeable.
"It's gonna get cold and rain soon," Wilbur mentions, opening the tent, letting the light inside spill out into the night. The tent was quite big and roomy, much bigger than any tent Tommy had seen before.
"You can come in if you want."
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Wilbur accidently adopts a child and now he's stuck with him as he travels the SMP.
Bookmarked by mourning_all_our_sanity
02 Jul 2021
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Unspeakably adorable
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The Gift Of Family by MatleenaMaddie, SilverWing15
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Aug 2021
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Phil is the Angel of Death. Somehow this leads to a family
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Bookmarked by aeternamutans
19 Jun 2021
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Be mistaken as a god and gain three children in the process, because people keep making child sacrifices to gain your favour ✅