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    “Never like, ‘we’re never gonna have a black president’ never?” Quigley asked. “‘Cause that happened.”

    “A real never.” Fiona said, smiling through her threat. “Like, if you ever ask me about this again, you’re never going to be able to eat without a straw.”

    She shut the fridge door and walked out.

    “Yeah, okay, well… you’re on the wrong side of history, my friend.” Quigley called after her.

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    There are nights where he must be alone.

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    Count Olaf wants to steal Batman's fortune, or does he?

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    When Martin gets a call from a “Mr. Poe”, he thinks it’s either A) a scam, or B) another one of his relatives calling about his recently passed mother. He doesn’t expect a banker in charge of the affairs of three children who are distantly related to him, and he doesn’t expect the conversation to be one of guardianship.

    But he feels for them, he really does, and he decides, after everything that’s happened (Jon, the Unknowing, the Flesh attacking the Institute, Peter Lukas) he could do some good for someone else for once.

    And then Jon wakes up.

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    Violet Baudelaire - young, pretty, incredibly gifted in mechanics, and the soon-to-be next victim of the villainous killer and arsonist Count Olaf. She finds herself captured and at his mercy, but miraculously, he doesn't kill her. What could this mean for Violet? And more importantly, what dastardly depraved things will he force her to do?

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    Violet, Klaus, and Sunny tragically lose their parents to a house fire. What's even worse is the events to come: living with Count Olaf and trying to survive his nefarious schemes to steal their fortune.

    How will Violet save her siblings from this treacherous plot? She will have to be willing to do whatever it takes to save them

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    ...You shouldn't be here. None of us should have ever had the chance to be here...this tale could have been prevented but alas here we are.

    I am sorry to say that it is my solemn duty to report the events of the lives of Violet Snicket and her two younger half-siblings, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire. The lives of these three very unfortunate orphans has just got a little bit crazier. When Count Olaf starts involving Violet in his fiendish plots, the three orphans have to battle him together and also try to solve the mysteries surrounding the deaths of their parents and why they have been targetted by an unhinged lunatic.

    The stakes are higher, everything is much more dire.

    If you are now joining us and have no idea how this story got to where it is now, I would advise you to look away but if you choose to ignore all my warnings: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20307649/chapters/48143287 (follow the link to part one)

    Part two consists of The Austere Academy, The Ersatz Elevator, The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital and The Carnivorous Carnival. Updates will be posted on a day to day basis.

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    It's not often you see an asoue AU in the perspective of the Quagmires story. It's not often either you see the Quagmires as sixtuplets. This, my friends, is going to be very fucking chaotic.

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    “you keep your own secrets perfectly well, don’t you snicket? secrets to line your pockets with, to get whatever you want with.”

    or, esmé and kit take their frustrations out on each other.

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    what happens when forces they don't understand save the Baudelaire children from one misfortune, only to throw them into something much, much worse.

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    1920s/30s Gangster AU

    After 5 years as a librarian in a sleepy town, Olivia Caliban decides to attend graduate school to study poetry at an elite university. There is a catch, however. The university only admits male students. Thus, Olivia must disguise herself as Oliver for the duration of the degree. The degree requires her to move to Mineral Springs, the corrupt, gangster-ridden town that houses the university. At the university, Olivia/Oliver studies under Jerome Squalor, one of the country's best poets, but does not expect to fall hopelessly in love with Mineral Springs in all of its tawdry glory and with Jerome's wife, Esme, who seems to be the personification of all that the town represents. After her affair with the town's chief gangster, Olaf McReggens, goes awry, Esme finds comfort in "Oliver's" arms, and Olivia must decide whether to pursue her degree or the desires of her heart. Is there a way to have both?

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    “I don’t like this,” Violet said, kicking a piece of ice on the sidewalk.
    Klaus wiped the snow off of his glasses as he walked. “Going to school or leaving Sunny and Beatrice?”
    “Leaving Sunny and Bea, of course.”

    Or, after the island, the Baudelaires try to live a normal life.

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    In a land called Narnia, there is trouble. For one hundred years, the land has been cursed by an evil Fire Warlock named Olaf. He has gained control of the kingdom, and makes the land so swelteringly hot that it has become a desolate and barren place. He kills anyone who dares stand in his way, and so none do. Not outwardly, anyway (as is the same across all dimensions, VFD does its best work in secret).
    However, there is a well known prophecy that promises Count Olaf’s defeat:

    When a hero times three can find these lands,
    A century of fire will be put out.
    Beware, for only by one of the trio’s hands
    Will come the end of the evil Count.

    Meanwhile, in another dimension, the Baudelaire orphans have finally left the Island, bringing young Beatrice II with them. They have been reunited with the Quagmire triplets, and have all been placed under the care of the Professor until Violet comes of age and can use the Baudelaire fortune to take care of the children herself. Left mostly alone to wander the Professor’s estate, there are many discoveries waiting to be unveiled by seven adventurous children

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    It has been almost twenty years since the events of Truth, and the world has changed. Beatrice Baudelaire the second has been working as a Private Investigator for several years now, but she's never been involved in a case like this before. Can she solve the mystery before someone gets hurt?

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    It's 1956, and Violet Baudelaire is an aspiring actress about to be cast in her first major film production. She stars alongside Hollywood legend Count Olaf, and with his suave charm and bravado composure, pretty soon she falls head over heels for him. The two find themselves in the midst of a roaring romance, one that is faster than the wind and passionate as sin. Will they be able to keep their relationship hidden from the watchful eyes of Hollywood? Or will it crumble underneath them?

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    Josephine welcomes the Queequeg's newest recruit

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    (A HDM/ ASOUE AU.) With the Baudelaire siblings now enrolled in a rather dismal boarding school, one would expect their lives to become relatively simple now, with boring teachers, unpleasant classmates and gross cafeteria food marking the extent of their problems. Of course, anyone who truly expects this to happen has not been paying attention. Before long, the Baudelaires' past will catch up with them, bringing deceit, kidnapping and an exhausting exercise programme into their miserable lives.

    Escaping the sinister Count Olaf's schemes, however, is just the beginning of another string of miserable misadventures, which take them from a glamorous apartment in the City, to numerous vastly frightening destinations in the Hinterlands- culminating in more deceit, more kidnapping and another devastating fire.

    This time, though, the siblings are concerned about more than just the Count, his cohorts and his scarlet salamander. A mystery lies out in the Hinterlands- three mysterious letters that may help the Baudelaires find the answers they seek. So why does every lead seem to lead them nowhere? Why do false alarms and red herrings seem to lurk around every corner? Perhaps some answers simply aren't worth finding...

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    "Klaus Snicket was extremely excited, his 10th birthday was tomorrow and his mother was coming home today. He’d never had a “traditional” home, he lived in a hotel with his uncles the Denouements and his mother Kit Snicket, when she wasn’t away on a VFD mission that is. His mother refused to tell him who his father was but he's always had a hunch that it was Dewey Denouement, he could be observant, sometimes, and he'd seen how close the two were. But nevermind all that, he was just glad that he'd get to see his mother again."

    Klaus Snicket AU, but Lemony isn't the Snicket he's related to, and he isn't related to the Baudelaire's either.

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    The Baudelaires, Quagmires, Fiona, and Friday all reunite after two years of not seeing each other in The City. They decided to tell their individual stories of how they all got back- and even how some of them found each other.

    •••

    Please check for the beginning notes! Thanks!

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    Intrepid newspaper journalist seduces serious hotel manager.

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