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    When consulting detective Sherlock Holmes steps on one toe too many at a crime scene, he's consigned to a desk job in an archaic office on the seventh-and-a-half floor of the New Scotland Yard. It’s in this bleak office that Sherlock discovers a portal into the mind of renowned author John Watson. Grander than his mind palace, this new wonderland affords Sherlock new vistas of experimentation. To learn more about the mystery behind the portal, Sherlock seeks out and befriends Watson. But then it all goes wrong when others find the secret portal door—including the man whose brain he visits.

    A huge thank you to recently_folded, whose beta I deeply appreciate. Through thorough corrections, comments, and suggestions, she makes me a better writer. Thank you! (and I mean that exclamation point)

    Updates weekly until end.

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    Sherlock Holmes is a sociopath and a sadist, and he’s in love with John Watson. He also wants to torture him. John is surprisingly okay with this, with one caveat: He doesn’t want to remember any of it. A loving, healthy relationship, with the occasional torture session courtesy of dubiously legal pharmaceuticals. It’s all fine. Or, it would be fine, if an old enemy didn't have designs of his own on the both of them.

    Did it really happen if you don’t remember?

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    Tumblr Prompt of the Day - 4/15/19 holidaysat221b: After the events of TFP, Molly and Sherlock get closer. Suddenly, though, he pulls away and starts flirting with a coworker of hers, sometimes blatantly in front of her. It isn't until an event at Barts that the truth comes out that it was all for a case. - noregretsnotearsnoanxieties (aka afteriwake)

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    Prompt : Sherlock buys a box of sweets and puts them in the cupboard. John spontaneously eats them all in the middle of the night and tries to keep it a secret.

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    Sherlock awaits the Hogwarts Express as he'd been anticipating for years. He meets a muggle-born boy, who insists on sitting with him because their first year wasn't a time to be sitting alone.

    The Homes family was one of pure-bred Slitheryn blood and mind functions. Both of Sherlock's parents were Slitheryn -- Actually, that's how they met -- and it was reasonably expected that Sherlock would officially join the family house as a Slitheryn this year.

    John was a broken branch crafted and just barely hanging onto a withered old family tree of drunken Muggles, who had abusive tenancies. John got the letter in the post in mid-August. His family was more than ecstatic to get rid of him for an entire school year. John was excited but also disappointed that even his family didn't want him.

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    An insight into Sherlock's life being transgender, Mycroft's denial of his own sexuality and how the Holmes brothers fell apart.

    Mycroft knew before he did, he saw the signs and knew that Aurelia would realize that she wasn't who she was supposed to be.

    title comes from the song Transgender Dysphoria Blues by Against Me!

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    Rosie looks at the headstone, her father's name etched deep into the black rock. She will take care of her Beebee. At least until Daddy comes home from Heaven.

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    In which Watson grows concerned for Holmes's health.

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    "Each breath was a fight, struggling against the non-existent chain constricting his ribcage. His mind was a record player stuck on repeat, playing a white noise that blocked out any rational thought"

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    “I was tired; tired of the mess of it all. I just wanted some piece, some clarity”

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    Greg接受了一份工作,他得想辦法讓一個拒絕提前畢業的天才男孩乖乖修到他的體育學分,原本很正常的男孩兩年前家中遭逢了某種變故,現在成了全校的噩夢,本來以為工作很簡單的Greg大錯特錯

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    Шерлок считал своего брата, Майкрофта Холмса, своим заклятым врагом.
    Это просто попытка разобраться в характере Майкрофта Холмса.
    Пейринг (Джон/Шерлок, а не Джон/Майкрофт) указан верно. Просьба не пугаться, фик и правда по джонлоку.

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    When Sherlock shows up at Mycroft's flat one night and viciously attacks him, it becomes a race to find out why it happened and who's behind it (if anyone), before it happens again.

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    Research time at the telescopes of Cambridge's Mullard Radio Astronomy Observatory is a highly sought-after resource for the university's postgraduate students. On a swelteringly hot summer weekend, there is a bit of a cock-up with the bookings…

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    "Sherlock. There is a child on our couch."

    Well. That wasn't the strangest thing Shinichi had ever woken up to hear, but it was definitely up there. He was going to need a lot of coffee today.

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    It's something I can't know 'til now
    'Til you pick me off the ground
    With a brick in hand, your lip-gloss smile
    Your scraped-up knees, and
    If you stay, I would even wait all night
    Or until my heart explodes
    How long until we find our way
    In the dark and out of harm?
    You can run away with me
    Anytime you want...

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    Blow jobs - for Science!

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    Back in his Uni days, Mycroft Holmes was quite the seducer. One encounter with a dark-eyed beauty still haunts his memory.

    (Slight dub-con due to plying someone who may or may not be of age with alcohol, then taking them home.)

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    Mycroft Holmes has been in love with his little brother for ages. Sherlock has never noticed. When it happens, things get awkward, heart-breaking and very sexual... And in the end - fluffy.

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    “I take it this means he and John haven’t figured it out yet?”

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