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    Based on the biblical Book of Tobit from the Apocrypha.

    Ephesus, 400 B.C. Commanded away from Aziraphale's side by an infernal master, Crowley is forced to use his time-stopping powers for Asmodeus' dirty work while Aziraphale is left wondering why Crowley has disappeared. As Crowley sinks ever deeper into despair, Aziraphale is sent on a journey accompanying a human from Nineveh to Ecbatana.

    Updates regularly.

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    13/?
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    What if 6000 years of mutual pining isn't enough and we get to have more? Supernatural entities can be as oblivious as the rest of us. Sometimes, even more so.
    Or, more plainly put:
    This is going to be the slowest of slowburns.
    Anathema, Adam and Warlock want those two walking disasters getting together.
    Unfortunately, our main protagonists are being rather dense.
    Also unfortunately both Heaven and Hell want to see them punished for what they did.
    Actually, Heaven a lot more then Hell, seeing as angels are being a bunch of holier-than-thou knobs.

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    Chapters:
    40/50
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    Crowley has always collected souvenirs. Post Apocanot, Aziraphale starts to really explore his flat for the first time. And Crowley is finally sharing the stories behind all of the things he's collected.

    "He didn’t expect the angel to take him up on his offer. He certainly didn’t expect him to take him up on it without any sort of argument. But then Aziraphale was there, sitting next to him, leaning into his chest, Crowley’s arm around him. Both of them sipping the wine. Crowley had never been happier, nor more terrified.

    “Dear, I, uh, noticed something while I was getting the wine and I hope it’s not too forward of me to ask, but” Aziraphale trailed off.

    “What is it, angel?”

    “That statue down the hall, is it from the church during the Blitz?”

    Crowley froze. He’d forgotten that statue was in plain view, and that Aziraphale would recognize it. Crowley had a habit of collecting what he termed souvenirs. That one was one of his particular favorites."

    I don't foresee this going extra angsty, but Crowley is Crowley so there's going to be some angst and pining. I don't expect this to go explicit, but I make no promises. I'll update the tags if need be.

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    9/17
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    49
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    164
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    17
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    "They'll leave us alone, for a bit. If you ask me, both sides are going to use this as breathing space, before the big one."
    "I thought that was the big one."
    "No. For my money, the really big one is going to be all of us against all of them."
    "What? Heaven and Hell against...humanity?"

    The Apocalypse has come and gone, but Heaven and Hell aren't satisfied. They'd tried and failed to enact their revenge once. Perhaps it is time to try a different strategy.

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    282
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    272
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    40
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    5373
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    It's the 1970's, baby. Polyester is in, and so is finding a healthy outlet for 6000 years of repressed feelings for your best friend. Our story starts a few years after Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast. Our favorite demon roams across Europe and America, accidentally becoming both a music producer and a DJ in the process. These two lovestruck fools will eventually work it out, I promise. A slooooooow burn, complete with a disco playlist that will have you saying, "Why the fuck do people say they hate disco?"

    Playlist is HERE and will be updated with each chapter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0t911JSMifCB8sXZkGX59R?si=uL6PXU7vTWyRUpNK1nO1pw

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    35/50
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    920
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    523
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    148
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    Crowley has had a best friend for nearly 5000 years, and it isn't Aziraphale.

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    1/1
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    21
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    167
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    27
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    680
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    Anthony J. Crowley is an A-list actor who has been in a bit of a slump over the last couple of years. A.Z. Fell is on the brink of superstardom, but has a reputation as a fuddy duddy. Their managers, Beezle and Gabriel, insist that if they pretend to date each other, it will solve both of their problems. It's only for three months.

    What's the worst that can happen?

    ~Updates on Mondays and Thursdays~

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    Chapters:
    15/25
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    114
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    They never talked about it.
    Hadn't done so for 6000 years.
    Until they did.

    Talk about a Hell of a timing.

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    Chapters:
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    Aziraphale and Crowley survive the Not-Pocalypse and profess their love for one another, but Aziraphale has tremendous anxiety about pursuing a physical relationship with Crowley. He genuinely wishes to move forward, but past fears surrounding touch, intimacy and body image are prohibiting him from acting on what his heart (and corporation) really want. Crowley is ready to go as slowly and carefully as needed to be there for his Angel as they pursue their new "Arrangement" step by careful, sweet step.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    I see your ‘Aziraphale forgets what Heaven was like Before but Crowley remembers’ and I raise you ‘Aziraphale remembers Crowley before he was a demon, but he believes he has fundamentally changed and will never be that person again, while Crowley remembers very little of his former life, and does not recognise Aziraphale’.

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    It had been rather more than seven days since the War in Heaven had sent a large portion of the population plummeting downwards. It wasn’t long to get over the grief of a lost loved one, but it was enough to lessen it slightly, and just enough to grow used to the idea that you’d probably see them again very soon, but that they would be different, no longer who they used to be.

    Still, it was unsettling when Aziraphale realised who the Serpent of Eden was – or rather, had been.

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    Anthony J. Crowley ha pasado 6000 años de su existencia en la tierra y por supuesto que, para un demonio como él, no han sido nada aburridos.
    Él mismo ha plasmado todas sus vivencias y sentires aquí, en forma de cartas dirigidas a su ángel. Pero, ¿Qué puede decir un demonio sobre la vida y el amor?

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    Español
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    21/?
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    26
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    25
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    Anthony J. Crowley has spent 6000 years of his existence on earth and of course that, for a demon like him, they have not been boring at all.
    He himself has wrote all his experiences and feelings here, in the form of letters addressed to his angel. But what can a demon say about life and love?

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
    This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
    “You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.” 

    🍎

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    529
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    Demons were all about fire, death and decay, right? Well, not this one. Not anymore. (Maybe not ever, but especially not anymore)

    (AKA Another One Where Crowley Is Generally Very Fucked Up From The Book Shop Fire/Thinking Aziraphale Died [But Don't Worry, Aziraphale Helps Make It Alright])
    [As a forewarning in case you don't like that sort of thing: the rating is E because in later chapters there will be porn, and I'll be adding more tags in as I go]

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    84
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    260
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    54
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    5154
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    It had been ten months since the Apocalypse-that-wasn't.
    All was well - Aziraphale could finally revel in his feelings for Crowley, could finally breathe again after years of preparing for the inevitable.
    Until a visit from God threatens to ruin it.

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    English
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    1,883
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    559
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    An angel and a demon dance along the knife's edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing.

    Or:

    Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me.

    Crowley appears in chapter 4.
    Updates on Saturdays!

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    91
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1455
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    Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship explored over 6000 years as they slowly realise they loved each other all along.
    The story of these two idiots realising they're both weird so maybe they can be weird together?

    This is gonna be a long one so buckle up and enjoy the ride.

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    3/?
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    The angel is afraid they’ll be punished, that the righteous divinity of heaven will smite him down and that everything he holds dear will be taken from him in one swift moment. (And, he fears, somewhere deeply hidden inside his heart, of what it would mean if they touched, if they lingered, if it meant something.) The demon is just afraid.

    So—they don’t touch.

    (It doesn’t mean they don’t want to.)

    Language:
    English
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    20,634
    Chapters:
    7/7
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    47
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    114
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    19
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    1060
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    Journal entries from aziraphale over the course of his existence. (Chapters are short, sorry if you wish for longer ones)

    Language:
    English
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    956
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    You might wonder why Aziraphale can't seem to enjoy his retirement in peace. You could ascribe his distress to the series of terrifying thoughts that haunt his days, or the only book he wishes he'd never read, or even the wound that still hurts after six thousand years.

    Really, though, you should blame the fact he's never learned to talk about his feelings.

    Language:
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    11,992
    Chapters:
    8/15
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    329

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