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    "They'll leave us alone, for a bit. If you ask me, both sides are going to use this as breathing space, before the big one."
    "I thought that was the big one."
    "No. For my money, the really big one is going to be all of us against all of them."
    "What? Heaven and Hell against...humanity?"

    The Apocalypse has come and gone, but Heaven and Hell aren't satisfied. They'd tried and failed to enact their revenge once. Perhaps it is time to try a different strategy.

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    You might wonder why Aziraphale can't seem to enjoy his retirement in peace. You could ascribe his distress to the series of terrifying thoughts that haunt his days, or the only book he wishes he'd never read, or even the wound that still hurts after six thousand years.

    Really, though, you should blame the fact he's never learned to talk about his feelings.

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    An angel and a demon dance along the knife's edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing.

    Or:

    Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me.

    Crowley appears in chapter 4.
    Updates on Saturdays!

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    -¿No regresaras. . .?
    . . .
    -No, ellas se han rebelado, igual que tu, pero en lugar de caer ellas se han transformado.
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    Tal vez Aziraphale debió preguntar más sobre el pasado de Crowley en el cielo, si bien ya no se enfrentaran a la ira del cielo y el infierno tendrán que lidiar con los secretos que han ocultado al otro por no tener "gran importancia".

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    Wanting what you can't have leads to misery and madness. That much he knows. Yet he cannot shake this feeling that the dreams of this fiery haired man are real. That he exists and that Aziraphale must find him.

    (In which Aziraphale keeps a journal about his dreams and longs to find the person in it)

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    Crowley has always collected souvenirs. Post Apocanot, Aziraphale starts to really explore his flat for the first time. And Crowley is finally sharing the stories behind all of the things he's collected.

    "He didn’t expect the angel to take him up on his offer. He certainly didn’t expect him to take him up on it without any sort of argument. But then Aziraphale was there, sitting next to him, leaning into his chest, Crowley’s arm around him. Both of them sipping the wine. Crowley had never been happier, nor more terrified.

    “Dear, I, uh, noticed something while I was getting the wine and I hope it’s not too forward of me to ask, but” Aziraphale trailed off.

    “What is it, angel?”

    “That statue down the hall, is it from the church during the Blitz?”

    Crowley froze. He’d forgotten that statue was in plain view, and that Aziraphale would recognize it. Crowley had a habit of collecting what he termed souvenirs. That one was one of his particular favorites."

    I don't foresee this going extra angsty, but Crowley is Crowley so there's going to be some angst and pining. I don't expect this to go explicit, but I make no promises. I'll update the tags if need be.

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    5/17
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    6
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    What if 6000 years of mutual pining isn't enough and we get to have more? Supernatural entities can be as oblivious as the rest of us. Sometimes, even more so.
    Or, more plainly put,
    This is going to be the slowest of slowburns.
    Anathema Adam and Warlock want those two walking disasters getting together.
    Unfortunately, our main protagonists are being rather dense.
    Also unfortunately both Heaven and Hell want to see them punished for what they did.
    Actually, Heaven a lot more then Hell, seeing as angels are being holier-than-thou knobs.

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    Anthony J. Crowley is an A-list actor who has been in a bit of a slump over the last couple of years. A.Z. Fell is on the brink of superstardom, but has a reputation as a fuddy duddy. Their managers, Beezle and Gabriel, insist that if they pretend to date each other, it will solve both of their problems. It's only for three months.

    What's the worst that can happen?

    ~Updates on Mondays and Thursdays~

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    5/?
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    Armageddon was a plan 6000 years in the making, but who was it supposed to be a lesson for? A look at what God was really planning, from a demon's point of view, and a hell (heaven) of a love story along the way.

    Little bit of fluff, little bit of angst, little bit of plot.

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    Chapters:
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    A place for me to post Aziraphale/Crowley snuggle/romance scenes whenever I think of a new one.

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    11/?
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    17
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    Summary will keep changing as story continues but basically:
    It's the 1970's, baby. Polyester is in, and so is finding a healthy outlet for 6000 years of repressed feelings for your best friend. Our story starts a few years after Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast. Our favorite demon roams across Europe and America, accidentally becoming both a music producer and a DJ in the process. These two lovestruck fools will eventually work it out, I promise. A slooooooow burn, complete with a disco playlist that will have you saying, "Why the fuck do people say they hate disco?"

    Playlist is HERE and will be updated with each chapter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0t911JSMifCB8sXZkGX59R?si=uL6PXU7vTWyRUpNK1nO1pw

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    The apocalypse did NOT happen. It was not supposed to NOT happen, as far as Gabriel and Beelzebub were concerned. Since their first attempt to punish their respective Earthly representatives (read: get revenge) didn’t work out, they decided to go bigger. Obviously, the best way to do that was to split the two. Aziraphale and Crowley would not remember who they are, lose their powers, become human. A patisserie and a flower shop would be involved. Of course, the plan was rather big, they needed the approval of God herself. Well, The Almighty agreed to it, under one important condition- in case the (now both) former angels fell for each other, everything would be back to normal. Naturally a demon in nature would never love an angel, and vice versa. Right? 

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    On the Fourth Day of Creation, Aziraphale falls a little bit in love with an angel who lights the stars in the sky.

    2,169,343 days later, he realizes that he might be in deeper than he thought.

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    The angel is afraid they’ll be punished, that the righteous divinity of heaven will smite him down and that everything he holds dear will be taken from him in one swift moment. (And, he fears, somewhere deeply hidden inside his heart, of what it would mean if they touched, if they lingered, if it meant something.) The demon is just afraid.

    So—they don’t touch.

    (It doesn’t mean they don’t want to.)

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    19
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    Anthony J. Crowley ha pasado 6000 años de su existencia en la tierra y por supuesto que, para un demonio como él, no han sido nada aburridos.
    Él mismo ha plasmado todas sus vivencias y sentires aquí, en forma de cartas dirigidas a su ángel. Pero, ¿Qué puede decir un demonio sobre la vida y el amor?

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    12/?
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    20
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    Anthony J. Crowley has spent 6000 years of his existence on earth and of course that, for a demon like him, they have not been boring at all.
    He himself has wrote all his experiences and feelings here, in the form of letters addressed to his angel. But what can a demon say about life and love?

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    66
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    11
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    After the war in Heaven, God didn't just cast out the Fallen Angels, they erased the memories of all those who remained loyal. If they don't remember what, or who, they lost then there's no chance of fraternization. Meanwhile, as part of their punishment, all the Fallen remember exactly what they lost. Crowley hopes he can help Aziraphale remember who they were to each other, however long that takes.

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    Demons were all about fire, death and decay, right? Well, not this one. Not anymore. (Maybe not ever, but especially not anymore)

    (AKA Another One Where Crowley Is Generally Very Fucked Up From The Book Shop Fire/Thinking Aziraphale Died [But Don't Worry, Aziraphale Helps Make It Alright])
    [As a forewarning in case you don't like that sort of thing: the rating is E because in later chapters there will be porn, and I'll be adding more tags in as I go]

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    52
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    187
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    40
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    3393
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    Everything about Aziraphale and Crowley’s friendship could change because of one gullible angel, some Nazi spies and a demon who happens to be in the right place at the right time to save the day and the books. Crowley's actions show Aziraphale he's more than just a casual acquaintance. In fact, Aziraphale realizes that the love of his life is the friend he’s tried to keep at arm’s length for almost six thousand years.

    The Mature rating is for the last chapter.

    Series
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    1/4
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    6
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    36
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    2
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    251
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    Crowley switches places with Lady Godiva before her wedding to the Earl of Mercia, only to find out that the Earl is a familiar angel. Tensions rise, ending with the famous naked ride through the town of Coventry.

    This work was inspired by the lyrics in Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    21
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