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    Centuries of loneliness have ended now that Aziraphale has returned, but Crowley has been hurt by his time alone. Luckily he has Aziraphale to support him, but the Prince of Hell has his own problems too.

    This story follows immediately after the end of The Second Prince of Hell. Updates weekly.

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    Decades after Crowley tricks his infernal master Asmodeus into discorporating him, Crowley is sent to serve at the court of Pella where soon enough, Aziraphale is also sent to serve and observe, disguised as a nanny for the young Prince Alexander.

    But what Aziraphale doesn't know is that Asmodeus is also a member of the court in disguise, and Crowley will have to do his best to protect Aziraphale while trying not to betray the Prince of Hell that he has been loyal to since the Fall.

    Of course, mistakes were made...

    Updates weekly.

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    Promoted and recalled, Prince Aziraphale is now trapped in Hell. Aziraphale is going to have to use all of his cunning and wiles to navigate the nightmarish tangle of Hellish (and Heavenly!) bureaucracy, figure out a way to get his job back on Earth, and return to the side of the angel that he loves.

    Follows The Seventh Prince of Hell, a parallel story to The Second Prince of Hell. Updates regularly.

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    What if Good Omens, but also The Little Mermaid and H. P. Lovecraft? Or, six thousand years of mutually-pining Ineffable Husbands with the desperate need to keep each other safe, only they're fishmen. No prior knowledge of Lovecraft required. Some angst along the way but a guaranteed soft fuzzy happy ending. Updates Mondays till it's done (probably about 12 chapters) (hey, chapter 1 is still technically in time for Mermay!).

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    Will has an Angel and a Demon who love to sit on his shoulders, weighing in on his decisions. The thing is, the Angel Aziraphale and the Demon Crowley aren't very good at their jobs, their constant banter & mutual pining getting in the way.

    When the events leading up to Mizumono begin to unfold, Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to guide Will over his decision about who's side he's on and what that means for his relationship with Hannibal.

    Will ends up learning just as much from Crowley and Aziraphale as they learn from him.

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    “And then? What next?”

    The human’s eyes are wide and hazy with alcohol. Who is he, anyway? Crowley can’t even remember. He’d just happened to be the only person sitting at the bar when Crowley got there and is thus now the most fortunate recipient of Crowley’s whiskey-sodden ranting. To his credit, the man seems genuinely invested in the cock-and-bull story Crowley’s been nattering on about for the past two hours, even granting the way he’s been embellishing it with ridiculous detail.

    [Or: a Blitz fic where Crowley unknowingly inspires Ian Fleming to write James Bond.]

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    "It was easy to get along with Bucky, and sometimes you found yourself wondering if your friendship could ever become something more, but you quickly brushed off the thought. No one would want a broken mess like you."

    ⚠️⚠️ TW // SUICIDE, SELF HARM , DEPRESSION, RAPE AND ANXIETY. DO NOT READ IF THIS TRIGGERS YOU !!⚠️⚠️

    An avengers fan fiction where you are Tony stark's daughter. This isn't set in any particular time, I messed around with the plot, got rid of characters and added characters.
    Updated regularly
    Enjoy ☺️💕

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    Since their delightful dinner at the Ritz, Aziraphale finds himself smiling without valid reason but with increased regularity these days. Every time he studiously shoved the thoughts out of his mind, they came back, more intrusive than before. More disturbingly, he is humming Queen songs all of a sudden, any time his mind slips away. Oh dear! It’s been nearly seven weeks since he is pretending that it’s a quite innocuous feeling, evolving from their victory and vanishing pretty soon. But it’s not. Actually, there’s something bubbling in his chest, causing ripples like churning waters.

     

    After the Almost-Apocalypse Hastur is not pleased with the outcome of the trial and wants to punish Crowley for his crimes. His threats towards the ginger haired demon also include the angel, which makes Crowley more than nervous. It seems the short breathing gap is almost over, and with Heaven and Hell conspiring against them, will it ever be possible for Aziraphale and Crowley to live their happily ever after? Or will they forever be captured inbetween black and white?
    Crowley has to make some life-changing decisions.

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    Aiden Mavros and her best friend Leia Skywalker have lived on Tatooine for their whole lives and developed a sister-like relationship. Their peaceful lives are suddenly interrupted by two droids on the run from the Empire.

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    *BEING REVISED ∞ 5 July 2021∞ CHAPTER 21 UPDATED*
    The world didn’t end, but everything changed, and the reformed angel and the former demon decide to forge a new path together after they break free, and neither hellfire nor holy water is going to stop them now.

    They have their own side to look out for, and it's a lot bigger than just the two of them. Which is good because you can’t fight heaven and hell alone. (Well you can try, but…) Along the way they make an arrangement of mutual trust with some witches and wizards and end up saving the world, and each other, again.

    [The previous works in the series "Ineffable Bastards Universe" are all worldbuilding for this one, starting from "In The Garden".]

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    Aziraphale’s dæmon remembers first purring in his arms in Heaven. Crowley’s dæmon has no memories of before he Fell. But the cat and snake each have the same goal: to keep their companion safe, and to help them find happiness.

    Over the centuries, they find that the path toward Aziraphale's and Crowley's happiness always leads toward each other.

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    After almost four thousand years of slowly falling in love with his counterpart, Crowley finds himself alone on Earth. Aziraphale has been recalled to Hell and his replacement, Asmodeus, the Second Prince of Hell, is intent on claiming a certain angel for his own.

    This story follows The Seventh Prince of Hell. The Bureaucrat of Hell follows Aziraphale's time apart from Crowley and there is a sequel to this story as well, North Moorside.

    Make sure to read the tags and warnings, this is darker than the first story.

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    This is the problem of human beings, Crowley ponders; they never know when to stop.
    “Good Lord,” a familiar voice suddenly sighs on his left, close enough to be heard clearly despite the ongoing revolt. “What have you done this time?”
    Crowley forces himself to ignore the headache that has begun to squeeze his skull again. “You wound me, angel.” He turns just enough to get a glimpse of Aziraphale’s blonde hair and rich clothes, grinning sharply. “Do you really think all this mess is my fault?”
    Aziraphale rolls his eyes and takes a couple of steps to join Crowley. “How could it not be?” He asks. “As usual, you’re up to no good.”
    “What is good and what is evil, anyway..."
    [Essex, 1381]
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    Just an angel and a demon Falling in love throughout History, Time and Space. Nothing new, really.

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    This will now be a collection of various Good Omens inspired poetry.

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    When Aziraphale and Crowley get invited to Anathema and Newton's wedding, they get excited to see their friends for the first time since she and her fiance moved back to the states. When they find out their living arrangements for the month leading up to the wedding, however, the situation gets a bit... stickier.

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    *Ominous rumbling*

    *Maniacal cackling*

    *Slowly rises from the Challenger Deep, like a dark and majestic, Lovecraftian Hellbeast*

    This picks up a few days after the averted apocalypse and begins, with a rather shamelessly indulgent bath scene, involving our favourite Demon.

    I am utterly unrepentant.

    I'm gay trash, and I give no fucks.

    Blame David Tennant for being so bloody delicious.

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    Chongyun Is oblivious to his own feeling about Xingqiu. Xingqiu knows them but is worried about ruining their friendship. And Xiangling is just done.

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    Aziraphale reached the free seat and sat. The chair wheel squeaked awkwardly, disturbing the soundless air of the room. A misshapen laugh broke out of him, fell in his lap as he fidgeted.

    It was joined by no one else's. He felt his face redden.

    (This wasn't the first time.

    How many times had it been that he had tried to join in a joke, to find joy with the other angels only to find himself stared at in discomforting quiet, told to take things more seriously.

    They were right.

    He should.

    He should take things more seriously.

    He wasn't funny anyway. They never laughed.)

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    Азирафель нахмурился.
    — Возможно. Тогда, как ты говоришь, если тебя развоплотить, то искушений будет еще больше?
    — Именно это я и хочу сказать. Не говоря уже о том, что они будут лучше, еще эффективней. И, возможно, более насильственными. Многие демоны наслаждаются подобным.
    — А ты нет? — тихо спросил Азирафель.
    — О, — Кроли моргнул. — Эм… Нет, я имею в виду, мне нравится насилие. Мно-ого насилия, ага. Все это. Крики. Эм…
    — В самом деле, — ответил Ангел.
    Благослови его Господь.

    Эта история об Азирафеле и Кроули, начиная с Эдема и заканчивая неудавшимся Апокалипсисом, со сценой раз в десятилетие, в каждое десятилетие, и так 6,000 лет. Я описываю преимущественно из сериального канона с элементами книжного, опираясь на Библию и исторические факты.

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