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    “Look, if anyone can joke about being damned, it’s me.” Crowley waves his arm about, gesturing to his haphazard limbs sprawling everywhere on the couch. “Demon, me, damned for all eternity…. And really, angel, it’s not so bad once you get used to it.”

    The words are out of Aziraphale’s mouth before he can stop them. “But if you weren’t…”

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    Based on the biblical Book of Tobit from the Apocrypha.

    Ephesus, 400 B.C. Commanded away from Aziraphale's side by an infernal master, Crowley is forced to use his time-stopping powers for Asmodeus' dirty work while Aziraphale is left wondering why Crowley has disappeared. As Crowley sinks ever deeper into despair, Aziraphale is sent on a journey accompanying a human from Nineveh to Ecbatana.

    Updates regularly.

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    The apocalypse has come early. A missing Sword and a stolen tome are the first dominoes dropped in a winding trail that will ultimately culminate in the world going up in holy flames. And what stands between us and total immolation? A reluctant Demon, a crotchety Angel, and six millennia worth of unaddressed emotional baggage.

    ... We don't stand a chance, do we?

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    The best—and worst—part of being stationed on Earth is having a body. They make it possible to do things like drive fast cars and eat scrummy food, but they’re also prone to injuries that cause aches and pains. Fortunately for Aziraphale and Crowley, the clever humans have come up with non-miraculous ways to deal with them. Massage is especially useful… when they’re willing to let their guard down and allow the Opposition to lend a hand. It’s a bit closer than Heaven or Hell would like them to be, but as the only two field agents stationed full time on Earth, who else are they going to turn to? They can’t exactly complain to a human about pulling muscles while flying. And if sometimes a massage is more an excuse to be in each other’s company than a real need, well, who’s to know?

    -OR-

    6,000 years of slow burn told through massage and camaraderie.

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    “It makes you feel . . . good . . . after.” Crowley says haltingly. He thinks about how he’s felt after his best sleeps. “The world seems new again, and anything seems possible.” 

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    Crowley, big bad demon that he is, knows that he's hopelessly obsessed with his only companion of 6,000 years but can't risk ruining their fragile friendship. Aziraphale, righteous and loyal servant of Heaven, doesn't know what he thinks of his demonic acquaintance but knows for a fact that he cannot risk losing sight of the Divine Plan.

    Their ineffable God seems to have other ideas.

     

    More or less following the plot of Good Omens (the t.v. show and the book, mostly the show) but focusing strictly on Crowley and Aziraphale's point of view, with some added twists and turns and a much heavier focus on them actually developing a relationship. A.K.A. the horrifically slow burn no one asked for I'm so sorry.
    Edited by pretty much everyone I know. special shout-out to my friend Madgecat for grammar, my ineffable wife DrRageQuit for accuracy because she stalks this fandom religiously, and Rebecca Lynn for everything in between.

    Also posted on Wattpad.com as "Hellfire and Holy Water (A Good Omens Fanfiction)" by InfernoFrost, so you can check it out there if you would prefer.

    Hoping to update weekly on Monday, but can't make any promises.

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    If mercy and forgiveness are possible, then that means that peace is possible. And peace . . . peace means . . . it means Crowley may not have to be so alone anymore.

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    The End of the World was an exhausting eleven years. Unfortunately, there is no rest for the... well, good.

    [We are aiming to update every Sunday.]
    [Constructive criticism is always appreciated.]

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    Demons were all about fire, death and decay, right? Well, not this one. Not anymore. (Maybe not ever, but especially not anymore)

    (AKA Another One Where Crowley Is Generally Very Fucked Up From The Book Shop Fire/Thinking Aziraphale Died [But Don't Worry, Aziraphale Helps Make It Alright])

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    “Just looking, angel,” Crowley says softly. He spreads his legs wider, one hand sliding up his thigh. “Has Heaven regulated your eyes, too?”

    Aziraphale’s lips purse. He’s suddenly furious . . . and aroused. “Has Hell regulated your heart?”

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    An angel and a demon dance along the knife's edge of destruction together in an eternal waltz. The demon who had been Aziraphale and the angel who would be Crowley answer to powerful forces that care not for the individual cogs in their celestial machines. This will be their undoing.

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    Aziraphale is traumatized by Heaven and Hell. Crowley did nothing wrong. Heavy angst. Heed the warnings. Eventual happy ending; you just gotta trust me.

    Crowley appears in chapter 4.
    Updates on Saturdays!

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    What if 6000 years of mutual pining isn't enough and we get to have more? Supernatural entities can be as oblivious as the rest of us. Sometimes, even more so.
    Or, more plainly put:
    This is going to be the slowest of slowburns.
    Anathema, Adam and Warlock want those two walking disasters getting together.
    Unfortunately, our main protagonists are being rather dense.
    Also unfortunately both Heaven and Hell want to see them punished for what they did.
    Actually, Heaven a lot more then Hell, seeing as angels are being a bunch of holier-than-thou knobs.
    Will figure a lot of God content in later chapters.

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    The angel Zophiel and the demon Ramiel have one simple job: to observe and file reports about their field agents on Earth, the Principality Aziraphale and the Tempter Crowley. But when they decide to watch them together, the job becomes something more...

    That is: where did Michael get those “Earth Observation files,” and what’s the story of the angelic fan (and their demonic counterpart) who was hiding them?

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    " “Are you hurt, my dear?” Aziraphale couldn’t see anything wrong with the demon, other than the fact that he wasn’t exactly, well, a demon.

    Crowley shook his head again, but less violently. This was good, at least, he wasn’t hurt. But why wouldn’t he just answer the questions? Aziraphale thought he knew the answer, but it still was difficult for him to get out.

    “Crowley, can you not turn back into your human form?”

    This was met with another shake of the serpentine head, and Aziraphale’s heart sank.

    “Oh. Oh dear.” was all that the angel was able to say. "

     

    When Crowley transforms into his snake form and is unable to change back, Aziraphale must put aside his feelings and anxieties and try to find a cure. Luckily for the angel, their relationship can't get MORE complicated with Crowley as a snake. Or can it?

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    Day 14 of the Ineffable Valentines collection.

    Both of them were aware of what today was all about. After walking the streets of Soho, seeing couple after couple holding hands and exchanging kisses under the lamplight, they would have to be quite dense not to understand. Valentine’s Day was pulsing in full bloom all around them, and even though Aziraphale was the only one who was supposed to truly feel it, he had to wonder about Crowley sometimes. His face had been turning increasingly red as each hour ticked by.

    It's been a long and tiring day of watching humans declare their love for each other, and Aziraphale wants to hear Crowley say the words 'I love you' just once before the end of Valentine's Day. But standing around, waiting for the elevator doesn't exactly give them a lot of privacy. Does it matter? In the end, not really.

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    Crowley has been in love with Aziraphale since the beginning, but he has doubts since he's a demon and Aziraphale is an angel.

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    What is the cost of lies between the ageless? With eternity at stake, a wily angel and a cunning demon pay the toll for what's right and what's wrong. And come to face the harsh reality that truly, no good deed goes unpunished.

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    It's the 1970's, baby. Polyester is in, and so is finding a healthy outlet for 6000 years of repressed feelings for your best friend. Our story starts a few years after Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast. Our favorite demon roams across Europe and America, accidentally becoming both a music producer and a DJ in the process. These two lovestruck fools will eventually work it out, I promise. A slooooooow burn, complete with a disco playlist that will have you saying, "Why the fuck do people say they hate disco?"

    Playlist is HERE and will be updated with each chapter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0t911JSMifCB8sXZkGX59R?si=uL6PXU7vTWyRUpNK1nO1pw

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    A soft but steamy 'between the scenes' scenario where Aziraphale tends to Crowley's injuries in the aftermath of the church bombing/Nazi rescue.

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    “Say yes!” He tosses his arms out to his side and then lets them fall down again. “Say yes, please, for once. I’m not asking you to walk up to Gabriel and tell him you’re in love with a bloody demon, but please be willing to take a chance. . . for me, for us!” 

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